#following them around and watching all the ways they interact with eachother was my fav :sob:

[lolliudo]

hi guys. yaoi be upon thee

[noneofyourbusiness42]

Oh and! For these asks (https://s-oftx.tumblr.com/post/637866092106285056/send-me-a-character-and-ill-answer-these) Severus!

Oh heck yeah!!!

1. Sexuality;

A raging chaotic bisexual who swings dramatically in every direction. I wanna say he's a tad bit on the demi/ace scale too but his sexuality and sex drive are both as unpredictable as his mood swings.

2. OTP;

Look... I ship the man with everyone and everything, BUT, at the current date? Wolfstarprince owns my soul. I really love how messy their dynamic would be, how odd they would cope and function with eachother!! I love the idea of him and Sirius fucking shut up and Remus having to fix whatever they did, mentally or physically lmao.

I love the idea of Sirius struggling to understand his two half muggle dork boyfriends sometimes and I really love the idea of Sirius and Remus truly understanding that what they did as children was disgusting, toxic behaviour and them working to really ammend their past mistakes.

3. BROTP;

Him and Aberforth! Severus getting shit faced in the pub and spilling the gossip on Albus. Aberforth having equally embarrassing tales about the young rosey cheeked Albus. The two becoming so strangely close they have shortened nicknames for eachother (thank god Snape is wasted for 80% of their interactions,)

Severus uses the rather... questionable tavern to take his hookups and bedmates too when he's feeling more than self destructive but he finds himself trusting the younger Dumbledore more than his brother, that's for sure. There's always a pain dulling potion waiting for him on his bedside table in the morning when he finds himself passed out in one of said rooms. They're an odd duo that seem to work remarkably well.

4. NOTP;

Bit of an unpopular opinion but I really dislike Snape x Hermione. It seems too heteronormative for my own liking and I find that that side of the community tend to glorify and warp some of the traits I just don't see Severus having. I've only read a few Snape/Hermione fanfictions in my time and they've all be Femdom!Hermione.

5. First headcanon that pops into my head;

Punk Snape.

Young long limbed awkward queer Snape decked out in second hand band shirts, ripped jeans (not done intentionally,) with a million chains on his body, all of which scavenged from his slummy Town. He hangs around on Cokesworth corners with other muggle punks on the school term breaks he couldn't hide at Malfoy Manor, smoking and intimidating the locals. Got into a fight once with a so called "teddy boy," gave him a cheeky scar to remember him by. Elieen sews patches into his jacket sometimes. She can't question what he does, but she'll care in tiny little ways.

Now older, matured punk Severus! The gothic man decked in spikes and platform boots, black sunglasses and rolling stone tank tops that occupies the old spinner ends house. Kids admire him from afar, street kids try to get cigarettes out of him, but its been years since hes had to use a switchblade. With age comes with respect, apparently.

6; favourite line from the character;

Honestly idk I havent read or watched the story in ages lol

7. One way in which I relate to this character;

His home life really sticks out at me. Abusive (probably alcoholic) father, emotionally and mentally wrecking Severus' childhood by making his home north a safe place to be. Growing up in a decaying house, destroyed by poverty and dealing with the societal issues that follow all the above things. Sometimes I accidently trigger myself when writing for Tobias.

8; Second hand embrassment for this character;

Some of the shit he did as a kid was pretty cross lmao but my major "oh god" moments is when he's lowkey bullying the kids. I hella kin with Neville so to watch him wreck him really, really hurts. Its funny because if I had ever met Severus in real life (I've had a few teachers like him,) we would NOT get along and I would have to reframe from breaking his already broken nose but thats the fun of fiction.

9 ; cinnamon roll or problematic fav?

Oh 100% problematic and I think at this point we can't do much but own his bitchy spiteful self. Bastard fought tooth and nail his entire life against a raging river of hatred and abuse, he deserves to be nothing but a flaming ball of hate. I wish he got the REAL redemption arc he needed, I wish he had been laid to rest in a peaceful way, but he won't and thats something I just need to accept.