#followerku ada yg orang indo nggak sih

[coyotestango]

Indonesian starfleet crew

would coax engineers to paint butt of ship with words like “Sinar Senja” “Doa Ibu” “Salero Bundo” “Pulang Malu Tak Pulang Rindu”

abis shore leave bawa duren. Dibagiin ke anak2, tapi nyebar dan akhirnya ketauan kapten dan walhasil kena omel (Kapten: “ENSIGN KAMU MAU SAYA BUANG KE KLINGON??” Vulcan Lt.: “Captain, despite the abhorrent scent, I must concur with Ensign Ratna that this indigineous fruit tastes exceedingly exquisite.” Captain: “Just because the fruit and I share the same origins doesn’t erase the fact that I despise it, Lieutenant.” Lt.: “………….*makan diem2 anyway*)

Ensign Ratna ke Vulcan Lt.: "Nanti saya bawain duren medan kalau lagi musim”, kemudian mereka jadian

Lalu setelah itu diwajibkan yang bawa makanan kudu bagi2 ke kru lain, minimal anak2 bridge

“Mamakku dulu perantau juga macam aku ini, berlayar ke Romulan sendiri berani dia.” “Kui jenenge arep modar, Mas, guduk arep rantau.”

being the most chill when encountering hostile species (“Yang penting bismillah.”)

kadang2 seliweran pake sarung 

“NEEENEK MOYAANGKU SEORANG PEELAUUUTT”

Satu bridge ketularan nyumpahnya pake “JANCOEK”

because our emotional spectrums are out of the radar courses of action are usually unpredictable to the point where everyone on board ends up being religious for the remainder of the mission. Like at one point we go “pikir pakai otak lah jangan sembarang senggol bacok” and suddenly all “REK RIBUT JEUNG AING HAH? RIBUT DI DIEU JEUNG AING HAYU" at a squadron of hostile enemy ships

“Put some classical, please, it’s getting awful quiet here.” s/o: *puts on JKT48* 

bluff speeches on point

kalau kangen rumah nyanyi rayuan pulau kelapa

everyone is so confused of how we always switch languages when talking to different indonesians like one time someone from engineering would go “so you speak like five languages?” and Officer Damar would go “well i speak asmat with my dad sometimes but mostly his family and regular indonesian with my mom and her family who sometimes speak cantonese and javanese and a little bit of dutch as well so yeah five. Oh! And Bajoran with the boyfriend. Six.” “............tf u doing in engineering”

would go lengths to persuade their shipmates to visit Indonesia bc “WE’RE NOT JUST PRETTY ISLANDS AND BALI SRSLY WE HAVE BLUE LAVA AND FOOD THAT CAN BLOW YOUR BUTTHOLE OFF”

17 agustus anak2 engineering kompakan pake celana putih. Anak2 divisi lain bete cuma dibagiin bendera sedotan.

nyebarin gosip like a wildfire

kapal selalu stok bandrek.