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it should be illegal for reddit anime dudes to have Killua profile pictures because it contributes to the misconception that Killua is your average reddit dude anime boy like no no you dont understand. He's a gay twelve year old with infinite money and dresses exactly how you would expect a gay twelve year old with infinite money to dress. He has one of the best character arcs of all time in which at one point he does impromptu brain surgery on himself as an allegory for overcoming trauma. He has a trans little sister and aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders her. He fights with yo yos and a skateboard. He almost got killed by playing darts with an ant once. He spent a million dollars on robot shaped chocolate. He looks like tjis
#Very importany to me tyat my followers know that the reddit anime dudes are lying. Killua is cool as fuck#ruby speaks#Hxh#Hall of fame
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don't you want to be a cult leader? - danyal al ghul au
this is mostly a joke post but i thought it was funny and had to share so--
his first mistake was, obviously, inheriting his father's inability to see an injustice and stand still. -- actually, danyal's first mistake was his lair being so big. a mountainous island with a large temple in the center resembling his old home in Nanda Parbat? With sprawling foliage and rivers and streams and waterfalls galore? What was he going to do with all that space? Let it go to waste? He had plants there! Native trees of the ghost zone growing from the soil! He couldn't let it all be left unchecked!
So naturally after helping a fellow teenage assassin ghost -- who he later learns is named Akihiko, -- from Walker of all people, he sent them over to hang low at his lair until it was safe enough for them to wander around the Zone. Walker couldn't get through Danyal's astrofield if his life depended on it, and trust him -- he's tried. Danny was clearing out debris from his stupid transport vans for weeks.
Honestly it wasn't so bad, he and Aki really quickly became fast friends and Danny loves having a sparring partner close to his level again -- he hasn't had this much fun fighting since he left the League. Aki was very dedicated and levelheaded, the both of them clicked really well because of it.
Nonono, the real trouble began after Danyal met some long-passed League members and allowed them to come join his island as well. Apparently they had made a few enemies of the zone, and maybe Danyal still felt some loyalty to the League. He couldn't just let them be left to rot. Their zealotry could be overlooked so long as they kept it contained and helped him take care of his island.
And it.. snowballs from there? He meets a teen squire aptly calling himself Ambroise -- whether that was his living name or not is yet to be seen -- who died during feudal france, who is just about as dramatic and passionate as every french stereotype makes them out to be. He calls Danyal "my moon and great muse" -- which is both flattering and little uncomfortable, but Danyal's grown up in the League as the Grandson of the Demon Head, he is used to mild worship. he passes it off as nothing more, nothing less. -- and while his energy is overwhelming on the worst of days, he helps Danny draw out of his shell more in ways that Sam and Tucker still struggle with.
Him and Aki butt heads a lot, but the two seem to hold the other in at least some positive regard, so Danny doesn't worry too much about them fighting while he's gone. It only becomes a mild issue when Aki also begins calling Danny "my moon". It's a little sweet, so Danyal brushes it off.
Then he takes in a troupe of ghosts some time after he defeats Pariah Dark and they begin calling him "great one" just as the yetis do in the far frozen. This is where he meets the twins -- a pair of sibling ghosts who call themselves Trixie and Missy (short for Trick and Mislead) -- who aren't quite as passionate as Ambroise but more energetic than Aki. Eventually they also start calling Danyal "my moon" and attach themselves to his hip, even within the living. They like to hide in his shadow and cause trouble for the rest of the students. He makes sure they don't hurt anyone.
He's pretty sure Aki is jealous, same with Ambroise, but he can't be too certain other than the fact that they become much more lingering (re: clingy) whenever he visits the island.. Something he's trying to do much more often these days due to the increasing amount of people living there now. Since when did he become so popular?
Then there's Pēnelópeia from the Greater Athens, who ran away from home and joined his Island after he ran into her while she was being chased by Skulker -- and he's pretty sure the reason was because of her chimeric appearance. Her strange eyes and mismatched wings and lion's tail and talons. She assimilates into his friend group very easily, she gets along well with Ambroise and Trixie and Danny usually finds the three of them climbing the trees to pluck the most fruit from the top. They can fly and he knows it, but they prefer to climb.
Then finally there's silent poet Akkara who comes from ancient mesopotamia, who gets along most with Aki -- which is no surprise there considering their similar personality dispositions. he watches Aki and Danyal fight each other and leaves comments on this or that that he notices. He writes Danyal poems on clay tablets and leaves them by his room.
They're one big mismatched group of outcasts, and Danny's got the other ghosts on his island to tend to, because they're living on his island and he wants to be hospitable even if he struggles with that. But he spends the most of his time with them.
Sam and Tucker are making fun of him. Tucker jokingly tells him 'careful Danny, at this rate you're gonna start a cult'. Danny really wishes he had taken that joke more seriously.
He just. keeps. collecting people. Wayward souls lost in the zone, looking for shelter or refuge from something or other -- whether that be another hostile ghost, or a past afterlife, or just a purpose. Danyal finds them, he takes them in, offers them a place on his island until they are ready to leave. Many seldom do. He's not complaining -- he has the space, and it feels like it's only ever growing.
His close friends, his "inner circle" as he's heard the others call them, keep insistently calling him "my moon". He starts calling them his stars, because then it only feels fair. They're his stars, this is his constellation. It becomes a thing; little star halos begin forming behind their heads, picking them out from the rest. He loves them so much, it's hard to place. Sam and Tucker are also his stars, but they reside in the living realm, they're his tie to Life. Meanwhile, his friends here know what it's like to be dead, and sometimes its nice to relate.
Those living on his island keep calling him "Great One" and he's beginning to notice zealotry in their care for his island. He really, deeply appreciates it. His close friends gain nicknames -- as his stars, it's only natural for him to pick them out from the cluster in the skies. Akihiko, his Sirius and bright star. Trix and Missy, Castor and Pollux, the twins and troublemakers. Ambroise, his zealous Antares and close friend. Penelopeia, chimeric and loyal Vega. And Akkara, his Arcturus and strength.
It's ridiculous how long it takes for him to notice; he is, of course, a deadly trained assassin. He is meant to be observant -- and normally he is! But somehow this becomes a blind spot. One that becomes too big to be dealt with by the time he realizes it.
He should've noticed when Aki, his Sirius, stood beside him one day while Danyal looked over his island and saw the sprawling spirits carrying on about their afterlife and bowing to him as they saw him, and said: "I looked down into the depths when I met you; I couldn't measure it." They aren't one for flowing prose, it took him so off guard he was silent for over a minute before he finally spoke.
Danyal should've recognized devotion for what it is, and yet he didn't. He should've recognized it when Antares began spouting praises about him, crowing about his radiance and resplendence to the heavens. He just brushed it off as Ambroise being Ambroise. He should've recognized it when Trix and Missy nearly broke Dash's leg after he knocked Danyal's books out of his hands, he excused it as them being protective. Of them coming from times where such violence may have been customary -- after all, that's what he used to be like. What he was still like, sometimes, when his emotions nearly got the better of him.
He should've noticed it when the people living on his island followed his word like gospel, looked at him like he hung the stars in the sky. When his friends gifted him a shawl with the moon phases delicately embroidered into it, with silver, shimmering thread and moving stars lovingly stitched into it. Their constellations seen clear as day in the dark fabric. When he found small shrines dedicated to him -- but they lacked any image of him beyond stones carved to look like moons, so he ignored it. When the religious imagery began popping up.
He really, really should've noticed it when a bunch of cultists accidentally summoned Antares, and Antares had turned to him when he arrived and called them heretics. But he was so centered on the fact that they had kidnapped one of his stars, that he hadn't paid much attention to what Ambroise had said.
Sages say that faith is blind, they should also say faith in you is even blinder.
It really only hits him one afternoon while he's sitting in Sam's room studying with Tucker, Missy and Trixie lounging at his feet, Aki sat on his right, Penelopeia braiding his hair, Ambroise draped against him, and Akkara lurking over him. Its one of the rare few times they're all in one room together.
It hits him like a bolt of lightning. He looks up from his textbook. "Oh Ancients," he says in no amounting shock. Everyone looks up to him.
"I've become my grandfather."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc prompt#ive been playing cult of the lamb recently and you can tell#anyways i thought this was funny to think about. its specifically danyal al ghul bc that makes it even funnier#tfw you accidentally become a cult leader. rip to you danny you have a cult following#not at ALL an accurate depiction of a cult but i still think its funny. innaccurate cult depictions. ur in too deep to change it now danno#sam and tucker: hey dude... this is a cult | danny still learning how to People: what. no. these are all my friends and refugees.#his inner circle are all Insane about him they just show it in different ways. Sirius is as equally zealous as the rest they just don't#show it as much. which has mistakenly convinced danyal that they are the more logical one. no danny. they would kill for you#danny: i am being hospitable | sam: you created a cult | danny: i am being hosPITABLE#i dont like ghost king aus but i love danny being in positions of power it just has to feel earned. 'accidental kingdom acquisition' is my#favorite trope it just has to be done correctly. 🫵 build that bitch up with your bare hands and not realize until its too late you fool#'becoming a world power by accident and im in too deep to back out now'#danyal. a raised assassin (has no threshold for normal behavior): *sees utter devotion towards him* yeah this is fine and normal.#danyal: yk i dont see this ending horribly. *goes and collects more followers* yeah this is totally cool. welcome to the constellation#danyal: *saves a few people and houses them in his lair* (everyone liked that [to a worrying degree actually])#his inner circle: my moon! | danny: my stars :]#danny: ive become my grandfather. | danny: ... | danny: idk how to feel about that honestly.#those poor cultists that kidnapped antares were subjected to a 3hr tangent about 'the radiance of the Moon and his resplendent generosity'#before danyal found him and got him home. who were the cultists summoning? who knows! but they got Objectively the Worst out of the#constellation to summon by accident. actually they're all bad there's no picking who. they're all various amounts of Unhinged Danny just#Never Realizes It because he is also Unhinged and thinks some of this shit is normal.#like yeah thats totally normal behavior he has no questions whatsoever. this seems like Typical People Stuff.
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This is bad- sorry, I tried I guess, I present you quill confronting crow, with some backup.
This is good. Its Not bad,don't ever say bad when it's good,dude. I like it. I'll eat your comic If you don't mind me OM NOM NOM.And you know what's even funnier, it's the fact that all the creators is Malaysian xD. You know, what? Imma let them know >:]
@bokzbandeet I knew you only get one panel so here's the continuation of this lol
@iknkeli you're gonna see this eventually anyway
@itsxroxannex might as well try my luck, probably won't see this tho
Oh and
This is what you sent before you sent me this comic. And I'm already weakened by this attack >:00
#you're cool dude#follow you cuz why not#cool moot#moots ask#idk how to tag this#crow sans#daft sans#quill sans#stripe sans#malaysian artist's ocs in one place lol#check them out yall
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#this dudes rlly cool tho#i follow him#shoutout to him#hes the god of all selfshippers#we wish we were him#self shipper#self ships#selfshipper#self shipping#self ship#self ship community#self shipping community#f/os#f/o love#romantic f/o#f/o#f/o community
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I'm hilarious😊 (I made this instead of taking a nap)
#WHY DO COOL PEOPLE KEEP FOLLOWING MY BLOG???#Im the last person you should follow😭#postal dude#postal meme#postal 1997#postal 1 dude#kind of a shitpost
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Hello chat
I did art
For the first time in months
Its fire 🔥🔥🔥
This took me 30 hours ❤️ 🔥
Edit - Tumblr has shot the quality like that gun soldier did maria
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonic#shth#shadow the ultimate lifeform#Idol Shadow#rockstar shadow#uh#art#digital art#look at my cool art#i did art#dude this took me like ages wtsigma#follow me on tiktok btw (shameless plug)#its the same handle as here (treymeow)
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life is hard when you don't care about the Male Side Character Extended Fanon
#see i respect some of them and not others#the difference between like. let's say submas vs radiant garden#is the pokemon franchise and fandom aren't rife with misogyny lol#so it's like fine if ppl obsess over those two dudes i respect it even if i personally can't get into it#most of it anyway. some of it is genuinely really cool#but until the women in kingdom hearts are treated well i will never bring myself to care about those shifty scientists#sorry. go develop empathy for the ladies#the more of rg character projection i see the less i can take it seriously#i like ienzo in theory i think it all just leaves a bad taste in my mouth now#rent lowering gunshot ig i don't care who follows me i just need to vent sometimes
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how it feels 2 follow sum1 and hope they follow you back
#ajax posts ཋྀ#like hey. hey i followed you. i think yourte cool.#I DONT MEAN THSI 2 GUILT ANY1 BTW.#i feel like people feel this about me#i make it that you have 2 ask 2 b moots cuz one time i followed sum1 back and then they unfollowed me like vro im not your fan.#and that sounds mean but i was like in my time where i would follow all my followers so every1 was my mutual LIKE DUDEE.#I WAS LIKE AWH WHY DID SOMEONE UNFOLLOW ME :(#AND ALL MY FOLLOWING WERE MY MUTUALS SO I WAS LIKE WDYM IM FOLLOWING THIS PERSON#AND I WAS SO SAD#so yes you have 2 ask BUT IF YOU ASK ILL 10000% FOLLOW YOU BACK
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sorry guys it will happen again
#if its this bad for my followers#imagine my poor splat mutuals who have to hear me rave about my stupid little guy and nod and go ya#wow#yuh huh#cool stuff dude#babana#tiz art
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REAL QUICK!!!!!!! SOMETHING FOR @nin-jay-go ‘s SUPER COOL DTIYS!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!
#my art#fanart#ninjago#lego ninjago#jay walker#superstar rockin’ jay#jay ninjago#ninjaygodtiys900#SORRY this is so late i. procrastinated so hard on this beast#tried some new stuff w this! experimented a bit..#but she’s DONE WOOOoooo#i’m gonna go 2 bed there better be no mistakes i catch in the morning or watch out!#song is gene kelly by felix hagan & the family!#i was. listening to this album earlier 2day and i was like. hrm i have that almost finished dtiys. WAIT#congrats on 900 followers dude!!!! ur stuff is so cool
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no fuckin way stiffyck followed me tumblr user stiffyck what are you doing on my humble little blog
#we have homecooked meeals!?????? inguess????#joel updates#big cool bloggers follow me and i retreat into my shell lie a fucking ant dude im frightened
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idk about you but i feel like maybe i got a little excited about the gerard sighting
#gerard way#mcr#my chemical romance#they are so back#they went to see LONGLEGS DUDE#i love him a bit#also plugging my twt#go follow im cool i swear and i never stfu so always a full tl with me
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Btw I just wanna put this out there- THIS PERSON IS OBVIOUSLY RAGE BAIT. So don’t take them srs or smth cuz as I scrolled through their account I was like “oh yeah this person is just playing 😭” so don’t be waste ur time being upset at their dumb takes cuz they’re not fr.
#I CHECKED THE FOLLOWERS AND ITS TRUMP#ANDREW TATE#THAT OTHER TATE DUDE#CHRIS CREATOR#AND SOME OTHER DUDES I DONT REMEMBER#it’s the fact that they also said tannerfishies was a large LGBTQ supporter BBAHAHAH#other than that#the fat that they attack the creators especially doc wyatt on their acc just isn’t cool#like bro keep it at dumb takes don’t harrass the creators#he just crossing the line#tf#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr s2#ninjago Lego#Lego Ninjago#dragons rising
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it must get boring as hell doing continuous repetitive genos like dust does. he probably constantly questions how his human can keep on going and like not get bored (me too tho ngl because what type of person is out there that's trying to minmax every single undertale geno route interaction???) so i say he changes things up during his own process for a variety of reasons
sometimes when he's feeling REALLY apathetic he might just view everyone as stats and precoded scripts and lines and he just goes about the geno as if he was a player playing a video game (this is incredibly hypocritical because he's acting like the player but also this is dust sans we're talking about. pinnacle of hypocrisy. he'd deny any sort of human like actions because he's not the human and what he's doing is for the greater good). also its kinda fucked because it just means that there's been so many resets that he doesn't view his friends and family as simply people that he's taking the lives of but more as just npcs and numbers. but yk of course he moves on from that episode (and refuses to acknowledge the fact that he was acting very much so like the human. nope nope nope)
or maybe whenever he feels really really really shitty about himself he just lets the human kill him sometimes. he purposely interacts with other monsters before he kills them so he has to hear them beg for mercy. he just lets himself wallow in as much guilt and pain and misery as possible because its really really addicting to be sad and upset and feel bad. and dust is never like "hey i should stop doing this because its getting in the way of be killing the human" because he knows damn well it ISNT. he's still gonna be on that him vs. human grind no matter what even if he spends a few resets fucking around and being miserable and the humans always gonna reset anyways. ALWAYS
even if he's not at lvl 20 or something but still above the human in lv then maybe he'd kill them. but then that also means that there'd still be some monsters left because he nor the human maxed out their stats. so then that's just more suffering for dust (because i really think he'd like to make himself suffer because he feels so much guilt for what he did. his suffering is self inflicted and he knows that and still does it. good for him) because he has to walk around the underground knowing that there are some people hiding in corner or something watching him and scared that he's gonna kill them because thats what he did to everyone else. some nicer monsters might go up to him and try to talk to him but dust doesn't have the chill welcoming friendly vibe sans does anymore so it's just creepy and awkward. angrier monsters might try and yell or fight him and dust just sits there and takes it because theyr totally right. to them it might just look like he killed monsters just for shits and giggles one day and theres no way for him to explain the resets without people just forgetting it in the first place so theres not much he can do except accept the suffering. what in the mental masochism
#i'm in love with dust sans did i mention this. did i forget to tell you. well im telling you now#I LOVS DUST!!!! I LOVE YOH DUST SANS I LOVE YIU!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! he's soooo fucking awesomerahhhhggggg......#so real so real so real so real he's so me he's so me#dust deciding to stay in misery because being sad and upset is easier than having to put in effort to improve is so fucking real GOD#literally every post on my followed tags tab is all killer. all killer. all colorkiller. everything is killer#where the HELL is the dust content. horror content??? i am getting upset here where are the dust and horror posters#if nobody's gonna do it I WILL. i'm the hero that i need. the hero that nobody fucking wanted at all#listen i strive for an equal amount of mtt content if theyre not equal it makes me sad. so i will be the equalizer#horror post also upcoming soon be ready for that drop#i've been playing hi3 so much lately ehehehe. :3. i am in love with the story#god i love fandoms so much..... i love utmv i love hi3 i love uhhh im not in any others but GOD i love making cool content and creativity#dusttale human HAS to have the absolute most undertale brainrot for the game to fucking break and for sans to go rouge#HOW MANY GENOCIDE RUNS IS ENOUGH BEFORE YOU GIVE UP DUDE. CMON MAN YOURE HURTING DUST SANS HERE!!!!!#dust sans#murder time trio#bad sans gang#bad sanses#nightmare's gang#utmv#sans au#tricule rant#it's 3 am someone save my sleep schedule please please please#i ended up going to sleep at 5 am. kill me now. average murder time trio sleep time (they would have terrible sleep schedules)
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day 6
#dst art#dst wendy#dst abigail#dst webber#don't starve#i wanted to be cool and mysterious on this account without interacting with anyone#but#someone whos art ive loved for years followed me today (a day or two before you're reading this) and im freaking the fuck out#man#how is a dude supposed to keep up his unflappable persona in these conditions#should i make an actual main to follow people with#idk how tumblr works
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MULTIPLE people thought I was australian on that poll.... head in hands
#I LOVE AUSSIES. I HAVE MANY AUSTRALIAN FRIENDS WHO ARE WONDERFUL. AUSTRALIA IS VERY COOL#however. oh my god. as a kiwi. our country gets left off MAPS dude. there are people out there who don't even believe new zealand EXISTS#I've had people thinking I was australian for YEARS without asking me. I LITERALLY WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY 'AOTEAROA NZ' ON THEM#I HAVE THREE. THREE SHIRTS LIKE THAT. THRRREEE.#its just so funny. I've had a classmate go 'only an australian would bring a lizard into the common room haha'#almost sicced the lizard at him there and then#had to look him in the eyes and say. I'm from new zealand#and he was all HUUH??? WAIT WHAAAT?????? . MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE IN MY ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES CLASS???#WHERE I TALK ABOUT NZ AT ANY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY???#OUR TEACHER WOULD LITERALLY REFERENCE ME WHENEVER NZ WAS BROUGHT UP???#SORRY ITS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME. I can't escape the 'oh I thought you were australian' curse#it follows me everywhere. no escape#my lovely aussie friends whom I cherish deeply. does this ever happen to you but the other way around#listen to my gibberish boy#gonna change my blog to make it very clear that I am from new zealand <- guy who is very very passionate about being kiwi
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