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[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Hello, number 5, sir! I know my appearance in the Muppet Joker community must've been distressing, so I was hoping to explain myself and apologize! You see, I've been part of the Croaker movement for a few months now and have spoken to the frog prince himself a few times. Most of this was done under my old Tumblr, p0kepal, but I have proof if needed. I have apologized to Croaker for my gender at least twice so far and would be happy to do so again if given the chance.

I know a woman like myself being a part of such a starkly anti-female community may seem strange, but there's so much about this movement that I love! The Muppet Transformation Caves, for one, are something I'm truly excited for. A world where we can all live as our true puppet selves is something I would gladly give up my rights for.

Again, I am very sorry for my gender and I promise I will not bother you again if that's what you wish for number 5. I do hope we can live in harmony though, now and after the uprising. :)

*sigh*

I'm already on the outs with some members of the brotherhood after my previous woman hate fulled outbursts, and picking fights within the brotherhood feels unproductive. On top of that, it is nice to find a woman who knows her place.

After considering it further I have decided to accept you, for the time being, as one of us. Just as all the other members are my brothers, you shall be my female brother.

[the-muppet-joker-archive]

Current players in the Muppetverse

Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!

While this blog is inactive, I may update this list from time-to-time to make sure it's up-to-date.

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

u/Alternative_Studio20 on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's neighbor, Robbie)

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

@croakerobserver

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Kanaya: @muppet-meddler

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!) (blog is inactive)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

@the-muppet-watch

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Virgil: @croaker-explained

The Man Himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's Current Kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Dark Eve (The Bible)

@the-muppet-joker's Old Roommates (in alphabetical order):

Athena: @mydarlingathena

Milton: @lifedoesntdiscriminate

Sage: @minuseyes

@the-muppet-joker's Old Neighbours (in alphabetical order):

This is from when @the-muppet-joker was living with Athena, Milton, and Sage.

Robbie: (u/Alternative_Studio20 on Reddit) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Robbie's GF (no name provided) (no tumblr/reddit account that we know of)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly (no tumblr account that we know of)

Father (no tumblr account that we know of)

Mother (no tumblr account that we know of)

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Fans (Numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

272/Two-Hundred-Seventy-Two: @the-muppet-joker-fan-272

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

3,000/Three-Thousand: @muppetjoker3000fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (Non-Numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@donkeynumber52

@fraggled-nightwing (blog has been deleted)

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

Janice: @daisybabyjanice

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@thecroakersisterhood

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@the-muppet-jokers-largest-fan (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@the-muppet-jokers-waifu

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical/numerical order):

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld (blog has been deleted)

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@unmask-strange-aeons

111/One-Hundred-Eleven: @thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

"Fuck Around & And Find Out" (title may change later) (in alphabetical order):

This/These account(s) stated that they are neither fans or rivals, but purely exist for the purpose of having "rude" accounts "fuck around and find out".

@trash-panda-anon

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

[none right now]

Last Edited: August 10, 2024 — 5:03pm /17:03 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Added Dark Eve to the Current Kins list

[themuppetarchives]

hi, do you know which numbers are available to take for a new member of the Croaker Brotherhood?

Hello anon. To my knowledge, the current Brotherhood numbers are: #1 : @muppetjokernumberonefan

#2: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

#3: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

#4: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

#5: @muppetjokernumberfivefan #5B: @muppetjokerfannumberfive #6: @muppetjokerfannumbersix

#7: @muppetjokernumber7fan

#8: VACANT

#9: VACANT

#10: VACANT

#11: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

#12: @12thmuppetjokerfan

#13: VACANT

#14: VACANT

#15: VACANT

#16: @themuppetjokernumber16fan To my knowledge, those are the current sequential Brotherhood accounts. Non-sequential accounts include:

#57: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

#69: @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan #69B: @muppetjokerfan69

#114: @muppetjokerfan114

#420: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

#911: @muppetjokerfanumbernineandeleven

#IDK: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

#Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Finally, there are the non-numbered Brotherhood members, which include 1 :

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@iluvthemuppetjoker

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetstrider

@r0l0way

@iluvthecroaker

I believe that is all at present, though there are more with every moment. I will attempt to keep this list current as a reference resource.

1 @ilovegayvampires . (2024, June 8). Current Players in Muppet Joker lore  [Post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/ilovegayvampires/752733856621330432/current-players-in-muppet-joker-lore

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

this is what i got on the quiz that @muppetjoker-foidfan gave me a link for :3

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

There will be a service held this sunday in the astral plane to honor our father, the muppet joker, to celebrate his life and death. A potluck is planned, though we ask no spiked treats or Sodas be brought. Faygo will be provided.

If you plan on coming, please reblog with what you plan to bring, and ping two of your friends or mutuals to invite them as well.

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

[the-muppet-joker-archive]

Important PSA:

I legit found this cause I was looking at my blog settings, and if you DO NOT want tumblr using your blog's content to train AI, go into your blog settings and turn on the "prevent third-party sharing" (you'll need to do this for each one if you have any side-blogs too!)

Tagging all Muppetverse accounts I know of under the Keep Reading:

@the-muppet-joker @amuppetreference @croakercurator @muppetverse-debate @jokermitfied @themuppetarchives @muppet-blackwood @croaker-conspiracies @strange-aeons @themuppetpoker @muppetjokernumberonefan @muppetjokernumbertwofan @muppetjokernumberthreefan @muppetjokerfannumberfive @muppetjokernumberfivefan @muppetjokernumber7fan @muppetjokernum8ereightfan @muppetjokerfannumbereleven @12thmuppetjokerfan @themuppetjokernumber16fan @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan @muppetjokerfan69 @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan @muppetjokerfan114 @themuppetjokernumber420fan @muppetjokerfannumberidk @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan @clumpyrover123 @iluvthecroaker @itzamefreddeefatzune @kremitdeforg @muppeterfan @muppetjokercrushing @muppetjokerfandashie @muppetjokernonbinaryfan @muppetjokersbiggestfan @muppetjoker-art @muppetjoker-foidfan @muppetstrider @pest-control-central @r0l0way @themuppetjokerepicfan @thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan @topmuppetjokerfan @muppetstrider @youngfortunato @errrrorsans404 @muppetjokerfannumberfour @equiusagainsttheworld @descimatedcroakernightmares

[themuppetarchives]

The Muppet Archives Index: The Brotherhood & Fanblogs

A running index of members of The Brotherhood and Various TMJ fanblogs

SEQUENTIAL BROTHERHOOD MEMBERS

#1 : @muppetjokernumberonefan

#2: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

#3: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

#4: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

#5: @muppetjokernumberfivefan #5B: @muppetjokerfannumberfive [inactive. Replaced by #5] #6: @muppetjokerfannumbersix

#7: @muppetjokernumber7fan

#8: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

#9: VACANT

#10: VACANT

#11: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

#12: @12thmuppetjokerfan

#13: VACANT

#14: VACANT

#15: VACANT

#16: @themuppetjokernumber16fan NON SEQUENTIAL BROTHERHOOD MEMBERS

#57: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

#69: @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan #69B: @muppetjokerfan69 #69C: @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

#111: @thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

#114: @muppetjokerfan114

#420: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

#911: @muppetjokerfanumbernineandeleven

#IDK: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

#Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Finally, there are the non-numbered Brotherhood members, which include 1 :

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@iluvthemuppetjoker

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetstrider

@r0l0way

@iluvthecroaker

1 @ilovegayvampires . (2024, June 8). Current Players in Muppet Joker lore  [Post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/ilovegayvampires/752733856621330432/current-players-in-muppet-joker-lore