#foggy: :D

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny holds an Intervention for Brucie Wayne.

So! Danny is the head of R&D at WayneTech, and he often works closely with Bruce and Lucius when they want him to make "Proof of Concept" Gadgets and Vehicles. He doesn't question the absurdity of some of the stuff he builds, he was raised by Mad Scientists after all, all of it seems perfectly normal to him!

But he has noticed something concerning about his Boss.

He really needs to get his Partying in control. Every time he comes into work he has eyebags covered by makeup, some bruises from tripping while drunk, and he is always super cagey about what he did last night. Danny asked some of his coworkers about it, and they noticed it too.

They also bring up that he sometimes comes into work with a really foggy mind, which is probably the aftereffects of doing some kind of drugs at whatever party he was at the previous night.

Even his Hangovers seem really bad! Worse than usual, but he powers through them and keeps acting like his normal Himbo self! Danny realizes that Bruce needs to calm down. He has Kids to take care of, and Alfred needs less work on his plate

So he contacts a bunch if Bruce's Friends, his Family, and even a few coworkers who brought up their concerns to him, and he stages an Intervention.

...

Bruce didn't know what to expect when he walked into the conference room at Wayne Enterprises. He had been called in by Danny, his head of R&D, for a Meeting earlier that day, but Danny had failed to explain the purpose of the Meeting.

He had barely made it on time. He had spent the entire night chasing down Scarecrow, and a slip up had caused him to get hit by some Fear Toxin, which took forever to work its way out of his system. It didn't help that the Antidote gave him a splitting headache.

Bruce opened the door to the Conference Room, and was met with a mishmash of faces. Clark was sitting close to the head of the Table, with Lois at his right, and Diana to hers. In the crowed he could also see Dick and Steph holding in barely contained laughter, with Tim looking a little lost to the side. Damian looked as if he would rather be anywhere else, Duke was looking as list as Tim, and Cass was just smirking at him with a look of amusement.

He could also see the faces of various employees of Wayne Enterprises, among them being Lucius and Tam.

What was going on?

The door closed behind him, and he turned to see Danny standing behind him.

"Bruce, this is an Intervention."

[amazing-spiderling]

[sgnarl]

law firm trio commission for @xycuro-illuminati !! drawing this made me really miss doing marvel fanart...

alt text also provided by xycuro-illuminati !! there is also an image description in the reblogs from them

[petegans]

leaving earth

San Francisco, CA - December 2023

[number1crush]

I had a funny thought last night as I was trying to fall asleep.

If you didn't already know, Deborah Ann Woll is an amazing D&D dungeon master and has a series on YouTube where she runs a campaign with special celebrity guests. Charlie's in an episode, and the whole series is so good. You should totally check it out.

Anyway, I was imagining Karen running a D&D game for Matt, Foggy, and Frank (possibly also reader, if someone wanted to take this as a writing prompt).

I think Matt would obviously be a Paladin. What would everyone else play?

[failure--girl]

a lot of the time i just forget that most if not all of my moots are asleep when for me its daytime, so i just get sad cuz no one loves me and then my moots wake up and i see "NOO WE LOVE U"

[doveshovel]

Drew the recurring horse from my dreams for the first time in about 10 years :)

[cheeseisyummy]

Sometimes you need a hand (to fight a hand)

[artchixs]

I attacked a total of 4 (four) people this year <33

Vera: @xylo-phone Will: @dirt-juice

Kim B Harpy: @shulfjelly

Foggy Stardust: @jupiterplanetpower

David: @dirt-juice

[chxco-hyujin]

Matthew Fucking Murdock robbed us of Nelson Murdock & Page. All because of his “I need to be alone so others dont get hurt” shit. BUT STEALS FOGGYS WALLET. GOD I WAS SO PISSED AT HIM.

[moss-feratu]

It's so foggy out I can barely see 20ft in front of myself. Followers will you smoke with me

[usaigi]

Matt casually mentioned that Rand Enterprises was responsible for blinding him and Danny's face just 😲 Then Danny does some digging only to find out that the settlement Matt received was pitiful, like barely enough to cover his medical bills and undergrad.

When Danny asks Matt about it he just says his dad didn't know what he was doing (language barrier) and was scared that they would investigate his immigration status. So Danny feels extremely guilty that his company screwed over a poor immigrant family and omg I'm the problem??? D:

Danny keeps offering Matt a shit ton of money as a sorry-my-company-was-shitty-we'll-do-better payment and Matt rejects it every time (Foggy finds out and calls Matt an idiot for not accepting money from the millionaire)

Danny gets so annoyed that Matt won't just take the money that he buys the building Nelson & Murdock's office is in and makes their monthly rent $4.20

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me: Hm, what writing prompt should I work on now... maybe th-- Time: *grabs me firmly by the wrist* Me: Time: >:| Me:....uhh, yes? Time: We're. Finding. Sky.

Well, guess it's time to work on Elastic Heart, folks!

[halfdeadfruittree]

yk i kinda get foggy being pissed that matt kept his super hearing and shit a secret

imagine being friends with someone for 10+ years

and, especially in the beginning,

thinking you got away w some small farts, or some real loud ones the next room over bc no way he’s gonna hear this through the wall, or when you’ve been scrolling through twitter at night yk

and this motherfucker, just tells you that he heard every single noise you’ve ever made

every wind cannon you let loose

everytime you rubbed one out

it would take me a minute to get over all the embarrassment too

[flowercrowngods]

i’m free! 🥹

[veryace-ficrecs]

Daemon Au Fic Recs

Daemon aus are fics where the characters have animal daemons a la The Golden Compass.

This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)

One piece

Like Cats and Dogs by PitViperOfDoom - Rated G

It should be easy to judge a man by the shape of his soul, but Strawhat Luffy spits in the face of logic and predictability.

Merlin

Feather and Fang by 0hHeyThereBigBadWolf - Rated T

Everyone knows that magic users have magic dæmons. Creatures of myth and legend. Some appear normal but have hides in unnatural colours. It's a way to pick them out of a crowd, find them, even when they try to hide in plain sight.

Star Wars

The Road Less Traveled By by Triskellion - Rated T

“Padwan, there are Mandalorians in Mos Espa.” Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. He knew what that meant. “What is left before we can leave?” “Collect the boy and the parts. The handmaiden can guide you.” And of course his master signed off before telling him where to meet Padme. “Couldn’t he try being subtle for once?” Seab-hoc asked plaintively from Obi-Wan’s shoulder. “Qui-Gon has never been subtle a day in his life,” Obi-Wan countered. Which was why his master’s soul had settled on one of the largest, flashiest forms in the whole karking Order.

Daredevil

In Nomine Diaboli by WerewolvesAreReal - Rated T

Sometimes Matt wonders what it would be like to take his daemon out with him in public. He hasn't been able to do it for twenty years.

Stranger Things

a plain and indestructible thing by phonemicengineer - Rated T

“This is us, huh?” Steve asks her, reaching out to lay a hand between her ears. His face aches, and she has a bit of blood matted in the fur around her left eye; matching wounds. There’s black ichor and gore coated up her muzzle and down her ruff, and when she opens her mouth her teeth are large and wicked looking. “Do you even have to ask?” she mutters, leaning her full weight against him.

Red Touches Black by Sparkle_Fiend - Rated M

"Red touches black, poison lack. Red touches yellow, kill a fellow." A silly rhyme, to help remember the difference between a harmless kingsnake and a deadly coral snake. Wayne taught it to him when he was fourteen, and Calpurnia settled in the form of a scarlet kingsnake. Given the way people recoil when they see his daemon, he's pretty sure no one else in Hawkins has ever heard it before. Or maybe it doesn't matter - maybe Eddie is the one they think is toxic. **** Vecna is defeated, Max is saved, and Eddie's name has been cleared. All should be right in the world of Hawkins, and Eddie's only concern should be his inconvenient crush on Steve Harrington. But there are people who still think Eddie is guilty of murder, and they're not willing to let it go.

Our Flag Means Death

it's what isn't in the name by tciddaemina - Rated M

The first thing they see - apart from Captain Bonnet himself, all silked up and frilly and a sight in his own right - is the cat sitting primly by his ankles. She's a white, well-groomed thing, coat as pale and smooth as snow, with a delicate pink ribbon around her neck and a little golden bell hanging at her throat. And sure, she's a little big, on the large side as house cats go, reaching right up to his knee, and a bit leggy as well but the crew still takes one look at her and feel their estimation of their new captain drop another sharp couple of notches. This, they think incredulously, is the man that proposes to be our fearsome pirate captain? "My name is Captain Stede Bonnet," the new captain says proudly, sweeping an arm out in greeting, looking so pleased and chuffed and ever so slightly nervous to meet them. "And this is Miss Daisy Bonnet, though of course you may all call her captain as well." "Two dubloons on a mutiny by the end of the week." Frenchie murmurs with a sharp bite of mirth. On his shoulder, Beauregard lets out a soft tittering laugh, the songbird's beak clicking. "Not taking that bet." Pete replies snappishly, still glowering sullenly at the captain.

Top Gun

I see parachutes by Amethyste_Blanche - Not Rated

I see parachutes These words spin in Rooster head like a curse. Or Rooster's POV during his fight with Maverick

Guardians of the Galaxy

Less Than Zero by Tyranno - Rated G

In 1988, following his mother's death, a young Peter Quill is abducted from Earth by the Ravagers, a group of space pirates led by Yondu Udonta. They leave his Daemon behind by mistake.

welcome to the human race by smilebackwards - Rated G

Once Peter made it through the seizures and shudders and shakes, his first thought was that he’d been abducted by witches. Dozens of different faces—blue and red and ridged—hovered over him, forcing tasteless food down his throat, and there wasn’t one daemon in sight.

Labyrinth (1986)

Glitter and Gold by speckled_dragon - Rated G

AU where humans have daemons but denizens of the Labyrinth do not.

My Hero Academia

Just Breathe by wolfsrainrules - Rated T

When Izuku turned four, he showed an Inclination towards Healing Class Magic. The strongest seen in decades. Naturally he decides this means he should be a combat medic.

Jurassic World

Connect the Dots by dinosaurs_wowenough (loki_godofmischiefandlies) - Rated M

Everyone has an animal, it's common knowledge. Some cultures call them Familiars, others call them Daemons, some are referred to as Spirit Animals, but one thing is indisputable: they are more valuable to their humans than life itself.

Teen Wolf

The Snake and the Otter by Therapeutic_Steter - Rated T

When Stiles was born, a black snake appeared into his crib on the first full moon and never left.

Claudia, whose soulmate animal was a lion, hadn't even flinched, smiling and cooing at the little snake in welcome. It flicked its tongue at her, beady eyes sparking blue, and let Claudia gently stroke it's head. John, whose soulmate animal was a bear, just shook his head, wondering at what kinds of trouble his son and his soulmate would get in to.