#fnf keith x pico

[papil0nglegs]

Friday night night funkin dating hcs!!

Warnings: Some nsfw stuff but nothing too far, boob grabbing, bra stealing, nudes but not rlly

A/n: I HAVE ANOTHER OBSESSION UGHHH, anyways!! I’m so happy the fandom is reviving bc of the new update ahh. Also I didn’t rlly know what to put for bc so apologies if you wanted more of him :(

Keith (bf):

He’s such a flower sniffer istg

He’s like a rosy cheeked sweetheart who brings you heart chocolate every time he visits you

No but actually he’s wrapped around your fingers, it’s scary.

His fav dates are you and him alone at his house watching Godzilla movies and laying his head against your stomach while you play with his hair

AND YOU WEAR HIS HAT

Sometimes you’ll send a pic of you in his boxers that he left at your house just to tease him

But whenever he feels silly (which is all the time) he’ll send a picture of him in your bra for funsies

“I can do that too :D”

“0_•”

Keith is such a nerd, playing video games with him is your go to date

You guys would always match, like whenever you two play Mario kart he’d be toad and you’d be toadette

You hype him up sm, esp when playing Fortnite 😭

Y’all know that one Tik tok audio that goes

“Yeah get his ass FUCKING PUSSY TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH, TRY THE FUCK AGAIII”

You do that, and it scares him.

His fav activity? Pot + cartoons.

You guys are the silliest couples ever. Laughing at SpongeBob with fog all over the room until your ribs start to hurt.

“Babes.. do you think that like-Starfires armpits are also pink?”

“��woah”

Pico:

Now when pico first starting dating you he thought you were just another chick to stuff his wiener in.

But soon enough, you guys were both wrapped around each others finger.

He’d kill for you tbh

Pico canonically has abs, so he likes it whenever he’s chilling with you and you just poke/rub them. He thinks it’s the cutest AND hottest shit ever

This man cannot get enough of your boobies, whenever he’s on his phone he’d have his arm around you and casually use your boob as a stress ball.

Sometimes he’ll just steal your bras whenever you’re showering or changing, just so that he can get a fresh look at ‘his girls’ (that’s what he calls them)

“Pico!! Have you seen my bra?”

“Hm? Na babe, I’m js here.”

This sly fuckin ginger

Most of his dates consist of going to his fav burger joint or sleeping over at each others houses

He esp loves the second one cuz he gets to makeout with you, prob his fav thing to do in this life.

Whenever you guys leave any function, like ever, he’ll yell out your ship name as he leaves the room 😭

“Pi-y/n, OUT”

“Babe you don’t have to do that every time we leave..”

Also his dad (Tankmen) loves embarrassing him in front of you.

(Tankmen) “Yeah so Pico kept pissing himself in the bed until 7th grade, shit had me concerned but turns out it was just normal puberty shit.”

(You)“Oh..”

“Dad I’m gonna kill you.”

Lmao he did eventually

Darnell

Darnell has such a big ego on being a ‘cool tough guy’, but when it comes to you it entirely washes away

It embarrasses him whenever he’s around his friends and you come over and start smooching him all over his face, getting lipgloss/lipstick all over him

“Mwah mwah mwah!!”

“B-baby. Babe, you’re ruining my aura.”

But he loves showing you off, you’re like his biggest flex. Whenever he hangs with his friends he always shows pictures of you like you’re his newborn

“Yeah so this is when we went to the skate park the other week and-“

“Dude. This is like the 5th picture you’ve shown me of them.”

Once for Valentine’s Day, he surprised you by spray painting an entire wall of you smooching him. (But like in the style of the fnf stickers they sell)

You were in such awe, you almost cried.

He was so embarrassed to show you at first, but when he saw how much you loved it he was so relieved

You and Nene are such besties

Like, squealing while talking about boys besties

“HII Y/N!!! :33”

“OMG HEY NENE!! ^^”

So when she found out you had a crush on Darnell, she was so excited

You guys became delusional abt him together, like

“NENE TODAY DARNELL LOOKED AT ME”

“STOPP HE WANTS YOU SO BADD”

“IKR”

O and your weapon (cuz everyone in picos friendgroup has one) is a broken glass bottle of whatever your fav drink is

Sometimes you’ll throw in a burning rag in there to make a Molotov cocktail

Also I hc that Darnell has thick silver rings and you love how they feel against your neck whenever you guys are smooching.

He lets you wear them at times but they always slip off because our boy has some THICK fingers.

[wild0moon]

man i love bico school :)

[shadesofnavy]

I know Christmastime is over BUT I CAN'T JUST SAVE THESE FOR NEXT YEAR

@xenoshadow13 my scrawny ass got them

[dracomeir]

Sleepy Time for @shadesofnavy's trio.

[cloudylucid]

Back off, fan girls! That's HIS man!

[ru-the-glitch]

Heh! Ice Cream Date!

[aidenillustrates]

Sleepover [PicoBf]

[darnellthefirestarter]

Meet Oliver :]

[groovygladiatorsheep]

“HAH ?? Bop skidi bop— F*CK YOU TOO !!„

Woaw who’s that dude ?

🐍 Robyn ! A Bf x Pico child <3 ( made through magic maybe ? )

Credits !

Bf n Pico both comes from Friday Night Funkin’ !

Info !

- the key is for his very secret diaries..

- He/They !

- you’ll always find him in places he shouldn’t be at

[senpai-x-boyfriend]

I don't think it's a good idea to leave Kevin in Pico's care...

[yukopikopiko]

That was the part where I got lazy

[blu3-bee]

Another bf x pico piece

[ask-pico-and-friends-99]

*A camera turns on as a boy with orange spiked hair and white eyes looks into it holding a golden microphone and an UZI as he gets frustrated*

"I can't get this stupid thing to work!"

*A higher pitched voice can be heard in the background*

"Babe, the camera is on..."

*The man sees the camera working and perks up*

"Hello everyone! I'm Pico Tankman! And welcome to my apartment... I currently share with 5 other people... 2 of them being my lovers."

*Pico focuses the camera on a blue haired male with a red cap with a blue brim and a white shirt with a red prohibition sign as the boy is on the couch with his legs on the coffee table*

"What's up y'all? My name is Kendric, but you can also call me Keith or Boyfriend, I'll answer to either. I broke up with Cherry and went back to Pico. Don't ask about it, it's pretty messy. The girl right beside me is Luna! Say hello Luna!"

*The camera then moves to the female sitting next to Keith except she has longer hair*

"Hello everyone! I'm Luna! Keith's female side that was separated thanks to the Dearest family!"

*Pico then moves the camera to two girls sitting next to each other holding hands as one has long dark red hair with a long red dress*

"Hello people! I'm Aletta Dearest! You can also call me Cherry or Girlfriend! I am the daughter of Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest. I broke up with Keith about 2 years ago and have been dating my new girlfriend Nene!"

*The camera moves to a girl with a bit darker skin with herpes all over her lips and a pink headband in her short black hair. She wears a pink dress with overalls and pink buttons that are in the shape of golden hearts, similar to her earrings.*

"Hello everyone! I'm Nene! I broke up with my previous boyfriend Jordan Katalano because he gave me herpes and generally didn't treat me like how I wanted. But Cherry has been the absolute best girlfriend ever!"

*The camera gets taken as a girl with bright red hair styled to look like demon horns looks into it smiling as she wears goth makeup with a hidden tongue piercing and wears leather attire with yellow crosses*

"What up bitches! It's me! Cassandra! *Laughs* I love doing that... No seriously, hello everyone. I was thought dead but in reality, I was in a coma for 24 years after Pico shot the Penilian off of me, I woke up a few months ago and now I'm here. Me and Pico made up and put aside our differences... Now we're friends again! There's still trauma. But that'll heal."

*Pico takes the camera back*

"That's my family in a nutshell. We all live in the same apartment as renting is expensive here in Funk City. But if I think of anyone else, I'll be sure to introduce you guys! Until then, bye bye!

Friends and Family Pt. 2

My PTSD BFF

My PTSD BFF'S Shy GF

My Club Friends

Cassandra's BF

Our Children

[shadesofnavy]

@darnellthefirestarter

It's 6am

[pico-lover14]

I like pico bird💚🧡

[cloudylucid]

Drew this on my choir binder! The music note on the back fit them so well!! EEEEEEEE💚💙