#fluffy no cuddle cheeto

[stupid-for-simping]

Moths might be my new favorite animal

7 Spectacular Moths in Slow Motion! - YouTube

'Moth Man' Warren Krupsaw's Insect Portraits Scare Us To Death | HuffPost UK News (huffingtonpost.co.uk)

[hwashotcheeto]

𝑨 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑶𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒐𝒏

Park Seonghwa X gn!reader

Summary: After you and Seonghwa planned a date, he unfortunately falls ill the day of the events. But you two still find a way to make the most of a bad situation.

WC: 2k

CW: Sick fic, fluffy, so fluffy, lots of fluffy, crying, comfort, cuddles, kisses, lots of fluff and Animal Crossing

AN: Oh wow, another sick fic, your bias is showing, Cheeto. /j

No, but in truth, I've had this in the drafts for over a month and a half and finally wrote it all in a sprint to get myself out of this writing slump I've been in. I guess you all will be the judge of if I managed to put out something of good quality.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy, as always!

Tag List: @cherrycel @mxnsxngie @malldreamprincess @asjkdk

You gently held your boyfriend’s burning cheek as you placed the thermometer into his ear. You watched the little screen as you pressed the button, and only a few seconds later, it lit up and beeped in a panicked manner. 

You let out a soft sigh of disappointment, while Seonghwa let out a pained whine as he covered his face with his hands. This was a rare day, in which Seonghwa was free from his busy idol life, and you two had planned to go to dinner to spend time with each other. 

But as luck would have it, he’d awoken that morning to a pounding headache and body aches, and his now confirmed fever of over 100. The universe decided you weren’t having your dinner date tonight, and had to tell you in the rudest way possible. 

You put the thermometer back into its box as you got up from his bed. “I guess I’ll go get you an ice pack and some medicine,” you said dejectedly, leaving the room on a mission to get said items. 

A sigh left your lips as you pulled the ice pack from the freezer. It wasn’t Seonghwa’s fault he got sick, but that probably made it worse. The one day you had together, the first day in months, was ruined by something neither of you could possibly control. 

Frustration crept in as you grabbed the bottle of medicine from the bathroom cabinet, accidently knocking another bottle over in the process. Another sigh left you as you put the bottle back up, muttering curses that would make a sailor blush. 

Despite his fever, you were still planning to stay and take care of Seonghwa. That is, if he wasn’t stubborn and told you he’d be fine on his own. As much as it annoyed you, you did the same thing, so it was a mutual annoyance between you two. 

“Hwa, I have-” You began to say as you walked back into his bedroom, but stopped when you saw Seonghwa with his head in his hands, softly crying. 

You put both items on his desk and rushed over to sit in front of him, gently putting your hands on his arms, all frustration instantly leaving your body in favor of worry. 

“I’m sorry,” he blurted, still keeping his face covered. “I know you were excited about this, and you waited so long, I’m-” 

“Baby, shh,” you cut him off, pulling his hands away from his face. His face was even more red than before, almost like a cartoon character. You couldn’t help but pout at the sight, and quickly grabbed the ice pack to press it against his cheek. Seonghwa gratefully leaned into the cool touch, his eyes falling closed as he did. 

“I’m not mad,” you continued. “Well, I am, but it’s not your fault.” 

“But now we can’t go out.” He paused and sniffled, grabbing a tissue and wiping his nose. “And if you stay here, you’ll get sick.” 

“I’m willing to make that sacrifice.” 

Seonghwa shook his head. “You have to work too-”

“And I’ll call off if I need to.” You reached up with your other hand and held his burning face, wiping away the tears that continued to fall. “Even if we can’t go out, we still have the day to be together. I’d rather spend it taking care of you than not being with you at all.” 

Seonghwa smiled, but it was a weak one that didn’t reach his eyes. Of course he was grateful for you, and the help you were willing to give him. But he also knew that he’d feel incredibly guilty in a few days when you would wake up feeling like he did right now. 

But when he looked into your eyes, and saw the love in them, and the little smile you were giving him as you held the ice pack against his face, he didn’t have it in him to tell you to leave. 

And the idea of watching you leave when he could barely get out of bed on his own made his heart shatter. 

So Seonghwa nodded and reached up to hold your hand. “Then please, stay.” 

“I wouldn’t be anywhere else, tokki.” 

Seonghwa’s eyes lit up at the name. This time, his smile was big and genuine. You pressed a kiss to his warm, slightly damp forehead before you pulled back to get the bottle of medicine. Seonghwa took the ice pack and pressed it against the rest of his face, trying to spread the cool feeling as far as he could. 

Seonghwa gratefully accepted the dose of medicine you gave him, even though he gagged at the taste of it. You couldn’t help but giggle at the face he made. He just pouted and put the ice pack back on his forehead. 

You leaned back down and smoothed his damp hair back as he did. “I can make you some tea if you want,” you offered, to which he gratefully nodded as he closed his eyes. 

“Yes please,” he breathed. He adjusted himself to lay back down on the pillows and pull the blanket up to his chest, one hand still keeping the ice pack on his forehand. 

With that, you went on another mission to make your boyfriend a cup of tea. 

As you did, you passed your things you’d left on the kitchen counter, one of them being the case which held your Nintendo Switch. You and Seonghwa had planned to play Animal Crossing together after your dinner date. 

And suddenly, at that moment, you had an idea of how to save your date night. 

You walked back into Seonghwa’s room, his tea in one hand, your Switch in the other, with a huge smile on your face. Seonghwa’s eyebrows went down as he looked at you, but his whole face lit up when he saw the Switch in your hand. 

The two of you wasted no time getting both your games set up, and also getting comfortable. You crawled up onto Seonghwa’s bed to sit on his left side and slid underneath his blanket to cuddle up to him. 

“Are we going to your island or mine?” Seonghwa asked as his game finished loading. His little character came out of his house as the chimes played, dressed very nicely in formal clothes. 

You smiled to yourself as you made your character run across your island. “I want you to come to mine, I have something set up.” 

“You set something up for this?” 

“I did, you have to come look.” You ran into your island’s airport to open the gate so Seonghwa could see the surprise you’d spent days working on. 

Seonghwa excitedly made his character start running across the island, but suddenly stopped, and ran back towards his house. You looked up at his TV to see what he was doing, but Seonghwa waved his hand to make you look away. 

“Don’t look, I have a surprise for you too!” 

“Okay, I won’t look!” You said with a giggle, looking back down at your own Switch as you finished opening the gate. 

It was only a few minutes later that Seonghwa had arrived on your island. You used a little wave emote as his character stepped out of the airport, to which he did it back. 

“So where’s this surprise?” He asked, walking off of the little wooden dock. 

“I’ll show you.” You began walking through your island, of which you and Seonghwa had done many times before. You two had helped each other build your islands, trading items, sending gifts, helping each other cheat the natural progression of the game just because you could. 

You two were connected through this game. It was a part of your relationship just like any other. It held a special place in your heart, and it made you smile when you’d go back and watch clips of you two together, chasing each other with various tools, or messing with the other villagers. 

You and Seonghwa finally made your way to a part of the island away from all the other houses and buildings. Seonghwa gasped when he saw it come into view, and your heart swelled as a smile spread across your face. 

There was a gated garden, with trees and flowers of every kind everywhere. A custom dirt path led you through the various flora, with paper lanterns along the sides to light your way. There were statues in small clearings, and small streams separated the different sections from each other. 

You and Seonghwa followed the path until you came to a table with two chairs. The table had a candle and two meals sitting on top of it, with the moon hanging in the sky behind it and the sky full of stars. 

“Sweetheart,” Seonghwa whispered, staring at the TV as he slowly walked around and looked at everything. “You made this for tonight?” He looked at you, and you couldn’t stop smiling even if you tried. 

“I did,” you said softly. “I made it for you.” 

Seonghwa smiled, but it quickly turned to a pout, and he put his controller down to hug you. You dropped your Switch onto the blanket and hugged him back. 

“I love you.” His voice was hoarse and soft. You slowly rubbed his back as you heard him sniffle again. “You’re wonderful.” 

“I love you too, tokki.” 

You two stayed like that for a while. With your two characters standing beside each other in the garden you made, with the soft ambient noises of the insects and water, the gentle music alongside it as you two were wrapped in each other’s arms in the real world, you knew love could never be felt like this by anyone else. 

Love is an incredibly unique thing, and a love like this couldn’t ever be explained to anyone else. The greatest poets in the world could write about love for centuries to come, but the love you both felt in that moment would pale in comparison to anything anyone could write. 

Seonghwa eventually let you go to rub his eyes. You leaned your head on his shoulder and wrapped your arm around his. He relaxed into you as he reached for his controller. 

“I’d kiss you if I wasn’t sick.” 

“Kiss me anyway.” 

“Absolutely not.” 

“Do I have to beg?”

“No, that won’t work on me today.” 

You both broke into giggles as you made your way back to the table. Both your characters took the food off the table, and sat across from each other. You both ate the food, as you would in real life. 

You were ready to leave your Switch, but then Seonghwa got up from the chair and walked over to yours. You suddenly remembered the surprise he had for you, and jumped out of your chair to pick the item he dropped in front of the table. 

“Aww, Hwa,” you whined as you read the item name in your inventory: A chocolate heart. “You can only get this during Valentine’s-” 

“Yep.” He smiled and put his arm around your shoulders, pulling you as close as he could get you. “I held onto it for a moment like this.” 

You put your Switch to the side and cuddled back up to him, giving him a cheek kiss before laying your head on his shoulder. He kissed your head and he squeezed you gently. 

“Saranghae, jagiya,” Seonghwa whispered, his body melting into yours as he held you close. 

“I love you too,” you whispered back. 

You both eventually adjusted to laying back down on the bed, leaving the game on as you two began to drift off to sleep. Like before, the soft sounds of Animal Crossing worked like a lullaby to relax you both, and send you off to a sweet slumber. 

Seonghwa watched his and your character idle together as he played with your hair. He smiled as he looked at the beautiful garden you’d made once more before his eyes fell shut, and he let himself fall into dreams of you.

Thank you for reading! Please reblog if you enjoyed! 💜

This is a work of fiction written by me. This does not represent the idol(s) in any way. Any re-upload is not allowed and will be reported.

[moodywyrm]

yummy 🤭 but no omg :( hate when that happens

i need them to live 😞 it’s so fun !!!! i’ve played almost every game :o i need to buy a 3ds so i can play oot/mm again i miss playing </3 and good!! babies deserve all the cuddles even if they’re a lil stinky . binx is VERY stinky rn he needs to be bathed and brushed bc he’s already getting super fluffy 💔 maine coons 💔

- 🩷

the day Costco starts selling big bags of xxtra hot Cheetos is the day I give in and get my own membership 💕 I love Costco so much 💕

That’s so real, I also need cuddles rn 😔 that’s so cool!! I’ve always thought they were interesting games, I just never played them? They do deserve cuddles!! they just cannot sit on my bed while they’re wet bc then I get all :( binxy boy!! smelly!! fluffy pets are so sweet but dealing with all the fur man 😭😭 we could make multiple wigs with how much fur our girl sheds 😭

[hyunsuks-beanie]

Cute Guys with Pink Hair

Sunoo x gn! reader; just a fluffy make-out with some very Sunoo-like crack; 1.2k words (this got longer than I had expected lmao)

Mellow speaks: Here you go lovely anon! A fluffy Sunoo make-out just like you had requested. It was super fun to write, mainly because I loved imagining Sunoo's reaction to stuff bc he's such a meme lmao. I hope you enjoy reading it! And as always, asks and requests are open, so shoot away any requests/suggestions you have!

"Y/N come onnnnn! I'm giving you five seconds. If you're not here by then, I'm starting the movie," Sunoo calls out, and you can practically hear the pout on his face as he waits for you on the couch. Saturday nights are your favorite time of the week, because your boyfriend and you have a ritual of watching movies together every weekend, something you do without fail. And today is no different, with you getting the snacks ready, and Sunoo downloading the worst movies of all time, so that the two of you can make fun of them while cuddling and binging on your favorite food. Yes, you are weird that way, but as your boyfriend says, "Where's the charm in being normal?"

"Instead of yelling out orders from the couch, why don't you come help me carry some of the snacks out, huh?," you reply, rolling your eyes. Soon enough, Sunoo is by your side, a soft giggle escaping his lips as you hand him a few bags of chips and cookies, ruffling his hair. Picking up the rest of the goodies, you walk back into the living room, plopping down onto the couch as he presses "Play." The first few minutes of the movie go by in a blur, as you try to get into a position that's both comfortable and cozy. Throwing your legs over Sunoo's, you wiggle closer to him as he pulls your head on his chest, his arms resting near the small of your back.

"Oh my god, how can she be that stupid? That's not a ghost that's her mom in a bathrobe what the hell?," you snicker out midway through the second movie, as Sunoo pops a Hershey's Kiss into your mouth. "I know right? I can't wait for her to die," he replies, making your hand, which was on its way to grabbing a pack of Cheetos, stop halfway, retreating to smack him on the shoulder. "Hey!," he pouts, making you giggle as you grab some popcorn from the bowl. "You can't just wish for someone to die like that, you meanie," you say, giving your boyfriend a look that tell him that you want nothing more than to watch the stupid excuse of a girl die too. By the time the movie ends, you are practically on Sunoo's lap, your head snuggled between his shoulder and chest, as he rakes his hand through your hair. "Your hair feels really nice today," he says, placing a kiss to the top of your head as you hum in response.

The next movie you decide on turns out to be a weird parody on some rom-com, and you can't help the soft giggles escaping your lips as you witness the characters' failed attempts at romance. All of a sudden, Sunoo's attention is drawn away from the movie when he feels his hand being swatted away as he reaches out to grab a handful of chips from the bag you're holding. He looks down, his signature pout back on his face, as you look up at him mischievously. "The last ones are mine," you whisper, causing him to whine as he attempts to grab the pack away from you. "Y/N, that's not fair. Lemme have some!," he fake cries, making you finally take pity on him. You pick up a couple of chips from what remains in the pack, making his eyes crinkle up and the smile that you love so much, grace his lips. Just as your hand goes up to feed them to him, your attention is caught by a moan coming from the TV.

Turning back towards the screen, you feel Sunoo's chest rise and fall heavily, as he gulps while taking in the scene in front of him. The characters have somehow managed to make things work, and are now making out in the office. Scrunching your nose, you decide to turn the TV off, causing Sunoo to blink as if he's coming out of a trance. "I didn't like the characters, and that scene was just....not right," you say, shuddering as you think back upon it. "O-oh, uhmm, y-yeah. Good call, Y/N," he chokes out, still unsettled about the scene. Looking up at him, you notice his confused expression, and ask, "Babe, you okay?," making him finally smile down at you, as he comes back to his normal self. "Yeah, I'm fine. The scene was just too gross considering how annoying the characters were," he laughs, and you can't help but join in. "I mean, who'd want to kiss that handsome jerk of a man?," he explains, causing you to throw your head back in laughter. "Beats me. Even more so since I personally am into cuter guys, preferably those with pink hair," you say, a mischievous glint visible in your eyes.

At your words, he suddenly stops laughing, looking at you with a soft smile playing at his lips. The both of you lean in without noticing, realizing just how close you are only when your lips are inches away. "Cute guys with pink hair," you whisper, closing the distance and placing a soft kiss onto Sunoo's lips, one that he reciprocated with equal warmth. It's as if the surroundings fade away, leaving only the two of you, in each other's embrace. You turn around to face him fully, looping your arms around his neck and pulling him closer to you, as his own hands cup your cheeks, before moving down your shoulders and coming to rest around your waist.

A few seconds into the kiss Sunoo softly licks your bottom lip, making you crack a smile before slightly deepening the kiss. The move catches him off-guard, causing him to let out a soft gasp into the kiss, your fingers making their way into his hair. You tug onto his hair softly, making him melt into your touch. A few minutes later, just as he places his hand back on your cheek, you pull away suddenly, playfully turning your head to the side when he tries to pull you back in. Hearing him whine at the loss of contact, you can't help the string of giggles that escapes your lips as you smile at him, leaning in closer again.

Sunoo doesn't wase a single moment in catching your lips in another kiss, this one even softer than the previous one. A contented sigh escapes his lips, which curl up into a smile when he feels you return the kiss, throwing your legs around either side of his lap. You stay like that for what feels like hours, just soaking up each other's presence. Trying to get cozier, Sunoo leans back into the couch, causing his hand to land on the remote, and switching the TV on again. Hearing the characters in the movie break into a sappy theme song, you reluctantly break away from the kiss. Pulling away, the both of you let out a groan at how bad the movie is, breaking into peals of laughter when your eyes meet.

"Shall we ditch these stupid movies and just go cuddle in bed?," Sunoo says, making you smile and nod your head in excitement. "Lead the way, my pink-haired cutie," comes your reply.

[tatestripedsweater]

Advent Calendar Day 10 - Christmas With Kit Walker HC (Male!Reader)

Requested: Yes - @kitsommers

Warnings: Little mentions of homophobia, outdated rules but I promise it’s fluffy!

Kit and your's relationship was a secret, the both of you just said you two were roommates until you could afford your own place. People bought it, but what happens behind closed doors is a different story.

The radio would have festive music playing and the two of you would either be slow dancing or completely off your heads with excitement. There’s no in between.

Of course when you two slow danced, the curtains were shut but that made it even more romantic.

When the big day came, you were the first up, and you dragged Kit out of bed. You may have sneaked a few presents for him under the Christmas tree, which he whined about since you both promised no more than six presents each.

He was pouty as he opened his presents, part of Kit felt bad for not being able to buy you many presents, but he also felt his heart swell at the presents you got him.

Lana had bought you a ‘boyfriend’ card for Kit, buying one yourself and visa versa would be suspicious.

You also had got Kit a few extra bits and pieces: Sweets/Chocolate, 12 packs of cigarettes and other little things like aftershave etc.

But the top present for him was the record of his favourite band, Kit had to do a double take to make sure he was seeing correctly since he was so shocked.

He instantly ran over to the record player and put it on, not caring that you hadn’t opened all your presents, Kit wanted you to dance and sing with him.

After all the dancing and opening of gifts, it was time to cook the dinner, and it wasn’t as much of a disaster as you thought it would be.

Kit let you tend to the turkey since he’s never cooked one in his life, not properly like this anyway, and he wanted to avoid messing it up.

But he cut the vegetables and kept asking if he was doing it okay and if the portion sizes of how he cut them was correct. They weren’t, but you didn’t have the heart to tell him.

The record played in the background as you two get the Christmas dinner ready, and he ends up shaking his hips slightly.

You had to warn Kit not to do that, or he would cut himself or drop the knife and cut his cock. Even though that wasn’t possible, he stopped.

Kit is the type of person at Christmas to wear over the top hats, one year he wore reindeer ears but this year he’s got a headband with trees with jingling bells.

He would shake his head deliberately just to annoy you which would have him in a fit of laughter.

Kit doesn’t take the hat off even at Christmas dinner, but he does compliment your cooking a lot just to get in your good books, even though he knew you loved him, and he loved you.

Leftovers are put in the fridge and would be gone by Boxing Day, half the turkey would be gone as Kit likes to have his midnight snacks.

You caught him doing so and instead of scolding him like you usually do, you insisted he come to bed and cuddle you.

“Have I told you what an amazing boyfriend you are?” He would ask as the two of you lay in bed, he told you all the time and you never got tired of hearing it.

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Incorrect Sanders Sides

May-August 2022

Thomas’ Birthday 2022

Who I Married

Strike a Pose

Fight Chocolate!

I’m Funny

Staring Thoughts

A More Mature Person

On Fire!

Lunch Pack

Send Me An Angel

Book Love

Chickin Nuggies

Worth Doing

You Have A Heart

Optimistic Pessimism

Yes Daddy

How Flirt Roman

Ninjas

Too Far

Hard To Get Rid Of

Start Running

Monopoly

Introducing… The Thomas Sanders Multiverse

Virgil the Cat

Patt-on the Back

Smash Anything

Keep Warm

Gay Name

Virgil’s Warm

Face Battle

Handcuffs

Effing Group Chat

Its Cold

All Boys Do Is Lie

Password Please

Shut Up & Marry

Happy Bet

Wake Up America

Nice Cuddles

Made of Gas

SuperGay

This Is Your Fault

Bet Me

Trash Bag

My Safe Place

Don’t Wake Virgil

Soft Fluffy Royality

Literally Married

Backup Plans

It’s Getting Hot In Here…

Double Speak

One Spider, Three Cups

Dating Advice

Warm Hug

Nothing Happened

Night Music

Logan Fell

Have A Cookie

Translate This

Truth or Dare: Roceit Edition

Where’s My Sword?

How Do You Plead?

Spinning Teacups

Toy Story Tears

Remus Smash

Present Present

Worried

Sleep’s Birthday (Sides Presents)

Truth or Dare: Royality Edition

Poking Around

That Last Line

An Experiment

Cheetos

Truth or Dare: Logince Edition

Most Mature Side

A Hero

Two Words

Still Dating

Sexy Felonies

Don’t Kill Your Brother

Revenge Therapy

12 Month of Absolute F

4 Chairs

What Are You Thinking?

Babybel

Whole World Moceit

Roman’s Reflection

Tired? Who’s Tired?

Popcorn New Year

All Done

Who Ate My Chips?

I’m Sorry, But Not For That

Sleeping or Dead

Sleep Talk

Sexy & Insane

Get Out Of The Kitchen!

Hottie Awareness

New Song Feels

Secret to Happiness

Thin Ice

[marvels-writings]

Pain Relief and Hot Cheetos

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) Masterlist

Requested by: @ohfuckno​ : heyyy!!!! for the requests, Nat X r, 6 and 16 from the angst list (maybe Nat saying that to the r) and 43 from the sensory prompts...love your writing!!!! hope you have fun with it!!!! (also, it's totally chill if you don't feel comfortable writing it) 🌱

Angst List: 

6: “Why are your eyes so red?” 

16: “Do the drugs still get you high?”

Sensory Prompts:

43: licking your fingers while eating Cheetos 

Word Count: 753 (short and oh so fluffy)

A/N: Ngl I was a bit hesitant on the drugs prompt but I liked where this went. ANd i got distracted from everything else I was working on to write this

The light of the TV illuminated the rest of the living room in a soft lighting. There was only one lamp lit. Your girlfriend sat in front of the TV, waiting for you to get back from your mission. She had heard you’d broken your ankle, but you were okay.

Everything looked blurry as you made your way to the couch. Dr. Cho had administered drugs for the ankle as well as the rest of the injuries which covered your body. Natasha looked up from the movie and smiled at you, her smile morphing into a frown as she inspected your features. You wore a t-shirt and a loose pair of sweatpants hanging over the cast on your ankle.

“Why are your eyes so red?” She asked, patting the spot next to her. Natasha wore one of your hoodies and a pair of dark leggings.

You shrugged and sat down next to her, resting your head on her shoulder and sliding your hand up her shirt. Natasha’s eyes widened at the physical contact. You were always hesitant and distant. The redhead usually initiated any cuddle sessions.

“Helen gave me too many drugs,” You mumbled into her shoulder, your fingers drawing gentle patterns on her stomach. Natasha shivered and pulled you closer to her, letting the movie play in the background.

“Do the drugs still get you high?” Natasha asked you, her voice a low whisper.

You nodded, resting against her. The redhead stayed silent, knowing you didn’t want to talk more. The two of you watched the movie until you started whining. Natasha didn’t know how to help. She began to frantically ask what was wrong.

“I’m hungry,” You pouted, looking up at your girlfriend with big eyes. Natasha laughed and began to get up to get you something to eat.

“I need to get up to get you food,” Natasha pointed out, sitting back down in your arms.

“But I want you to stay,” You whined, pulling her closer to you, preventing her from leaving.

Natasha chuckled and stayed, hoping another member of the team would pass and get you some food from the kitchen. Before you could whine about how hungry you were, Tony passed by the kitchen on his way to the lab. Natasha shouted to him to get you some food.

“What does she want?” Tony asked, looking through the cupboards.

“Anything she won’t hate,” Natasha answered, hearing Tony groan as he finally picked out something for you to eat.

Tony set down a few bags of Cheetos and some candy in Natasha’s lap and left the room. The redhead thanked him and handed you a bag of Cheetos. You happily opened it and started eating it, fanning your mouth when you realized it was the spicy ones instead of the cheesy ones.

“Tony,” Natasha muttered.

You couldn’t handle the hot Cheetos, no matter how much you assured Natasha you could. It always ended with you complaining for the next hour. The complaining was going to be worse now that you were high.

To her surprise, you didn’t complain. You had a few bites of the candy and the chocolate while eating the Cheetos, even going as far as licking the Cheeto dust off of your fingers. The TV played mindlessly in the background. You were the only one watching. Natasha had lost interest in the show a long time ago. She had taken to observing you while you ate.

The drugs seemed to be wearing off. Your eyes were more focused, your movements more directed. But you were going to be more tired than ever after they wore off completely.

“How about we go to bed?” Natasha asked, leaning forwards to kiss the top of your head.

You smiled at the feeling of her lips on your forehead and shook your head. In no mood to get off the couch, you lay on top of your girlfriend. Natasha laughed and understood the implications, laying down on the couch with you on top of her.

Eventually, your breathing steadied as you fell asleep on top of Natasha. Your powder-coated fingers held the empty Cheeto bag loosely over the end of the couch. The redhead took the bag out of your hands and used the throw on top of your couch as a blanket.

A soft mumble escaped your mouth as you moved further into her. Natasha chuckled and kissed your forehead, letting herself fall asleep into a comfortable nap.

A/N: Easily one of the fluffiest things I’ve ever written, and hot cheetos are the best

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[thesewordsareallihavetogive]

Real Is The Love - Chapter Five

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Summary: Isaac, well past his supernatural teenage troubles has settled down with his girlfriend, y/n. They're both advancing in their careers when a surprise pregnancy throws them for a loop. The next several months are filled with lots of laughs, love, odd cravings, and a few tears. As always, peace only lasts for so long in Beacon Hills...

Word Count: 2087

Warnings: lots o fluff & maybe one curse word, pregnancy

a/n: hi again! i’m so glad you guys liked chapter four! i’d argue that this chapter is just about as fluffy, so hopefully you enjoy it. i posted this to see what people want to see next, let me know what you think. also, shout out to @opera-ghost​, just because :)

masterlist

Warm is the heart, warm is the heart that loves true

Real is the love, real is the love that holds you

July

After Lydia left to head back to D.C., y/n and Isaac’s routine went back to what they considered normal. They got up, had breakfast, went to work, came home, ate dinner, watched T.V. cuddled up together, and most nights Isaac would carry y/n to bed when she fell asleep on the couch. Now there were a few additions to their routine as she was arriving at the end of her first trimester. y/n would vomit regularly in the mornings, she’d strain each morning to button her jeans or slacks (she had completely abandoned her slim fitting pencil skirts), and Isaac would run out to the nearest store when y/n had odd cravings in the middle of the night.

“Cheetos and mustard, babe? That’s disgusting,” Isaac crinkled his nose.

“Hey!” y/n called, throwing a cheeto at his face and missing, “don’t knock it ‘til you try it,” she finished as she kicked her feet up on the coffee table and untied her sweat pants. At the thirteenth week of her pregnancy her bump had become significantly more noticeable and as soon as she got home from work everyday she’d shed her constricting pants, sometimes before she’d even reached her room. When she wasn’t going to work or going anywhere that required more formal attire, she was in sweat pants and leggings all. the. time. Sometimes she’d even steal a pair of Isaac's pants and would argue that they “fit around her bump better” even though her form practically disappeared in the much larger pants.

“I think I have to go shopping for maternity clothes now,” y/n huffed out while on facetime with Lydia. She blew a stray strand of hair out of her face as Lydia smiled sympathetically. y/n was crunching on celery sticks quietly when Isaac stuck out his head from around the corner leading to the kitchen.

“Ya think? I’ve been helping you button your pants for the last three days,” he reminded her. They both knew he meant it in a teasing way, but that didn’t stop y/n from shooting a death glare that made the werewolf cower and slip back into the kitchen.

“I didn’t even think about that!” Lydia pouted. “We should’ve gone shopping while I was there.” Now it was Stiles’ turn to insert himself in the conversation.

“More shopping?” he called from the other room. Lydia lightly threw a pillow at him as he entered the living room, nearing where she was laying on the couch.

“Hey! This is necessary shopping,” she defended both herself and y/n. y/n giggled as Stiles raised his eyebrows and hands in surrender. Back in June before Lydia went back to D.C. she had practically begged y/n and Isaac to wait to facetime Stiles with their big news until she was back home. (She was having a little bit too much fun with this whole thing.) He was shocked, nearly as much as his best friend, Scott, but was nonetheless happy for the couple and promised them big hugs when he and Lydia came back for Thanksgiving.

After they hung up y/n slumped into the couch and ate the last celery stick in the bowl perched precariously on her stomach. She called out Isaac’s name with a full mouth of food and it came out sounding a little bit more like “eyes thick” than his actual name. He walked into the room and sat down on the couch with her, lifting up her legs to rest on his lap.

“Will you come shopping with me?” she pleaded with puppy eyes. He would’ve agreed without the display she was putting on, but she figured she’d give him the full effect.

“Yes, honey,” he sighed sarcastically in a fake-begrudging tone. 

“Okay, I get that the point is to be comfortable and for the clothes to fit and to be easy to get on, yada yada yada, but the amount of elastic and string ties in here is a little insulting,” y/n complained as she picked up pants laid neatly on tables and some shirts off of racks. She turned around to find Isaac holding up a curve-hugging dress while wiggling his eyebrows.

“Oh my God, I should’ve flown Lydia out for the weekend,” she groaned but took the dress in her hands to try on anyway. Isaac took the clothes from her arms and hung them on the rack as she shuffled to get her shoes off, not even bothering to bend down. She shooed him out of the room as she began to try things on. She popped out every once in a while, and after he said “it’s cute” or “you look great” or “you should get it” for the fourth or fifth time, she began to take pictures in the mirror and sent them to Lydia. They left the store with two large bags containing the clothes, most of which Lydia had approved of, and y/n was praying they would get her through at least the next couple months.

The walk back to the car was not a pleasant one. They had to park a fair distance from the store’s entrance and that combined with the central Californian July heat radiating off the asphalt did not make for a happy y/n.

“Babe, sweat is literally beading on my forehead and we’ve only been out here for two minutes,” she groaned, unclasping her hand from his in hopes of getting a few more square inches of skin to breathe freely.

“That’s so sexy, babe,” he teased as he leaned over to kiss her forehead.

“I’m being serious! This isn’t funny!” she pouted, leaning her head back. As soon as they got in the car Isaac put the air conditioning on full blast as y/n fanned herself in the passenger seat. It made him a little chilly, but he decided he’d much rather deal with that than a frustrated y/n.

“Better?” he asked with a smile, reaching over to link their fingers together again.

“Better.” she hummed as she leaned back in her seat.

August

In August the weather wasn’t much better than it had been in July and the entire pack had become aware of y/n’s aversion to the heat. So when y/n came to visit Isaac at work, he was surprised to say the least. For the past month he’d been supervising the rebuild of the old hiking center near the preserve. Most days he’d be outside in 80 to 90 degree heat for hours at a time and would practically go through one of the 5 gallon water coolers on the work site by himself. As he scanned the area, walking around and checking on different projects, he saw a car pull up in the distance. He shielded his eyes from the blinding sun with a hand over his brow, and as the car pulled closer and smiled once he made out the color and model of the car. He lightly jogged over and met y/n just as she opened her door, holding her belly as she maneuvered around to step out. She grabbed his arms and wrapped them around her hips as she leaned towards him to rest her head on his chest.

“Babe,” he chuckled as he tried to pull his arms away, “I’m all sweaty, I’ve been out in the heat all day,” he finished with an amused grin as he looked down at her. She glared up at him.

“Does it look like I give a shit? Hold me,” she commanded in a serious tone.

“Yes ma’am,” he obliged, pulling her as close as her bump would allow and kissing the top of her head. They stood in silence for a moment before he began to murmur into her hair. “So, not that I’m not happy to see you, but what are you doing here?” he asked with a confused smile. She huffed out a breath as she leaned to look up at him.

“I have an hour lunch break and I can not be around my coworkers for any longer than I need to be. I swear if another person at my office tries to touch my stomach, I can’t be held responsible for what happens next,” she answered. He nodded with raised eyebrows and his lips pressed thin as he suppressed the chuckle that would otherwise come out. “So? Can you take your lunch break now or will I just be stuck sitting in the car for the next 45 minutes staring at your sexy ass while you work?” she poked his arm as she squinted from the sunlight. He grinned at her comment and chose to blame the blush on his cheeks on the heat.

“Just for you,” he replied sarcastically as he grabbed her hand to lead her to the trailer where his small office was set up in. He waved a hand to the guys working on the different projects. “I’m taking lunch! I’ll be back soon,” he gave the site another once-over before he was satisfied enough to head inside. As he glanced around he caught a few of the men checking out his fiancée girlfriend. He caught their eyes and glared as he held her hand tighter. They sheepishly looked away and turned back to their work as a jealous growl crept its way up from the back of his throat. y/n smirked up at him.

“Isaac Lahey, are you jealous?” she gasped sarcastically as she brought a hand to rest on her chest, having watched the entire scene unfold silently. He grunted and kissed the top of her head. She swung their clasped hands between them a bit before grinning up at him mischievously. “You know, we do kind of have a bit of a binding thing now, right?” she gestured to her round stomach. 

“Really? Now what would that be?” he teased. She lightly punched his arm and mumbled dumb ass under her breath. “What was that?” he smirked.

“Nothing, dear” she averted her gaze elsewhere as if she was oblivious. He brought her hand up to his lips and kissed it as they made their way up the trailer steps. The trailer was small but it functioned well enough. In the back was Isaac’s small private office and the rest of the space was taken up by an employee break room and restroom. y/n lead the way as if she owned the place and plopped down in his cushioned desk chair, contemplating kicking her feet up on his desk.

“Yes, please do make yourself comfortable,” Isaac teased as he perched himself on the edge of his desk to face her. They made small talk and ate together, y/n having slipped an extra sandwich into his lunch bag that morning before he took off for work, as she already anticipated her coworkers pissing her off. Every now and then when there was a moment of silence while y/n was chowing down on her sandwich, Isaac would listen intently to the guys working outside to make sure that everything was running smoothly. He wouldn’t say he was uptight, but he felt a stronger obligation to have things near perfect with his new promotion. As he switched between listening to things nearby and far away, he caught something he hadn’t heard before. He set down his sandwich and continued to listen, making sure he wasn’t imagining things.

“y/n,” he whispered with wide eyes as he looked down to her stomach then up to meet her eyes. She caught his gaze and pulled a confused face as she swallowed her bite.

“What?” she questioned, following his gaze to her stomach.

“I can hear the heartbeat,” he murmured around a watery smile. y/n cracked a wide smile of her own as she ran a hand around her stomach and grabbed his hand to place it by her own. “Scott picked up on it nearly the moment we entered the door the night we told them, probably cuz he’s an alpha, but I guess- I- somehow I hadn’t heard it until now.” He was in a trance as he delicately ran his hand up and down. y/n placed her hand on top of his and met his eyes.

“You’re pretty amazing,” he finally said, standing up to lean down and capture her lips in a gentle kiss.

“I know,” she whispered against his lips with a smile.

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[bodejustice]

kitten update! animal attributes

Red Hot Cheetos: fluffy, emotive, intelligent interest in my face and affections, likes to groom back and purr

Dick Grayson: overly chewy, big and strong, people-oriented, handsome

Linus van Pelt: dominant big brother, rough play habits, cuddly at times

Dr. Cooljazz: antisocial, not really interested in people or dogs, catching up in body size

Parker*: acrobatic, by far the best jumper of the litter, escape artist, likes cuddling in lap space, yells a lot if you stop her escapes

Cool Ranch Doritos*: second to Parker's physical skills, milder, quieter

*Parker is named after the thief and escape artist character in the tv show Leverage. i tried to name her sister after one of Parker's aliases, Alice, but my mom didn't like it, so now she's named Cool Ranch Doritos out of spite and to match Red Hot Cheetos

[boqvistsbabe]

Hey for when you get around to writing fluffy Friday, I have celiac disease and I got glutened twice in the last day, which includes being freezing, all my joints hurting to much to really walk, a headache, looking 5 months pregnant and not being to form smart thoughts. I really want Andrei svechnikov snuggles and him trying to get me to eat things besides my off-brand quinoa Cheetos, if this is to specific you can do really bad period cramps both include being emotional and bloated

okay but andrei would be so sweet making sure you have everything you need as soon as you needed it. since your joints are hurting he would pick you up if you needed to move somewhere else. and he'd give you all the cuddles in the world

[kazuwhora]

hi i'm kei and i'm 23 yr old and a she. i'm a gemini, an INFJ personality and my enneagram results is me being a deep person??? (idk how to read enneagram yet 😭)

im a bit shy around people and even friends and family that a lot of them mistakes it as me being "maldita or snobby" i only talk when i want and if im comfortable with the person or people. my love language are, maybe grocery shopping and late night talks with cheetos and the stars or just cuddling while watching animes or reading law books

i'm a bit chubby with brownish hair and eyes, 166 cm and 49 kg with a bunny style teeth.

i'm looking for a partner, someone who's not afraid to correct my mistakes, loves to read books or watch any shows, a little pervert but a softie one that can't cook but will cook for just for u and understanding of my traumas. i hate partners who's past always ghosts him like a chirstmas past and i also hate it if he don't study and do his best in anything that he's good at be it at sports or academics. and lastly i hate it if he dont know how to do laundry and messy 😭 i mean l lived my entire

in a dorm and i do my own chores anf everything is never messy so i hope he's not as messy as anyone since i'm little bit OCD

can you write the match up in fluffy yet kinky nsfw??? please???

that's all 😍💗

p.s: this is the edited and final one thanks muchooooooo 💗💗💗

hi hi hehe! just bc of how many requests I have (plus my assignments) im just gonna do sfw for now but feel free when my requests open again to request more stuff!!!

honestly I think you and baji would make a rly good match

baji ticks off a lot of your boxes in what you're looking for in a partner tbh. he's DEF not afraid to correct your mistakes or put you in your place, he's a softie for the one he loves, his past struggles don't define or trouble him, and he might not be GOOD at academics but he sure tries 😌

I don't want to say that baji is messy, because it's not that he's messy. I think his mom would have yelled at him too many times for being messy. but he does much prefer someone else to do the work for him. he'll probably give you a really sweet look hoping for you to pick up the slack for him.

personality wise, I think the two of you have a nice harmony. as an INFJ you're pretty adaptable when it comes to working well with others. but with baji it isn't really something you have to worry about. he blends really well with your socialization methods, and honestly is probably pretty protective of your emotions too. like nobody is allowed to make u sad but him.

[sftpeache]

Fishscale

Synopsis - a memorable night with the bakusquad. 

Warnings : Teen smoking, Marijuana use, mostly just fluff and cute moments with bakugo and his friends.

Word Count : 689

It was currently 2:30 am, and your friends decided that Thursday was the perfect day to smoke together. Katsuki was against it at first before, but after hearing how excited you were planning the details with Mina he decided he could cope through it. You were all cooped up in your dorm room, the group decided your room was the best option because of the large amounts of blankets you have. You were sitting on Katsuki’s lap enjoying his warmth. It was the perfect mix, being in your lovers arms while feeling so light and calm. Katsuki met you through Denki and Hanta, you three would often sneak off during lunch to take small hits from whoever brought their wax pen that day. Katsuki thought you looked like such a dumbass smoking with those two idiots, but once he got to know you he fell in love with your “pothead dumbass”. You never tried to push your habit on Katsuki, you didn’t really like smoking around him because you didn’t know if he felt uncomfortable with it. Until Katsuki asked you if he could try it, at first you didn’t know if he was being serious. Once you found out he was you were so soft, immediately teaching the stressed boy how to properly inhale. Since then Katsuki will occasionally join you on your little trips. 

“ Maybe we should buy edibles next time guys my room stinks” you whispered from besides your boyfriend. 

“Idiot speak up if you want them to hear you” Katsuki grumbled from beside you.

“Hey Hanta think you can come through with edibles next time, i’ll give you the money, your plug has the good cheeto ones” 

“Bro (y/n), I gotchu don’t worry about it though this ones on me, we basically smoked most of your weed.”

“ ahh thank you bro, you're the best”

“Okay maybe we should all go back to our dorms, we have school in like 5 hours!” exclaimed Kirishima

After 30 minutes of your friends deciding if they should listen to Kiri or stay and of course Mina’s hugfest they all safely returned to their own dorms.

“Suki, bubs,, can we cuddle?” you asked.

“Dumbass we’ve been cuddling all night” Katsuki grumbled while wrapping you in your fluffy blanket. You responded by slithering your way into his arms. You loved moments like this, he looked so calm and collected all adorned by those bloodshot eyes. Most nights like this ended in Katsuki using your eye drops, but much to his dislike you had run out. “ he looks so pretty” you thought.  Slowly you start to press small kisses on his cheek, then up to his forehead, down his cute nose, and ending with a soft kiss on his lips. This was Katsuki’s favourite part of these nights. You were so soft with him while you were high, always peppering soft kisses on his face while you murmured how much you love him. 

“ I fucking love you suki, you are such an amazing person”

“I love you too dumbass come on lets get some rest”

“Nooooo, if I sleep I won’t be able to look at your cute eyes anymore”

“Baby, c’mon you can see them tomorrow okay let's get to bed yeah”

“ but I won’t get to see your red on red you look so cute suki with your red eyes, you look zooted but you look so handsome”

Katsuki was so glad all you were focused on was his eyes at the moment and not his blushing face, how could you be so cute. He loved this side of yours, you were so loving these moments in private were his favorite. He swore he would never get tired of seeing your cute face squished against his arm with those bloodshot eyes staring back at him. He started to notice how you were slowly  starting to nod off, he knew it, he is whipped. Although he might not show it as much Katsuki loved you and your habits. He is in love with (l/n)(y/n) the “pothead dumbass”

“ you are too cute idiot, goodnight I love you”

[colbybrocksmolder]

Never Have I Ever Had A Threesome - Colby Brock x Reader x Jake Webber (smut) [PART 1/3]

"Y/n!” Colby yelled, walking into his apartment and chucking his things on the counter, Jake following him in and diving onto the couch. When you didn’t respond, he yelled again. “Y/n?”

“Is she at Sam’s?” Jake asked, scrolling through the trending page on YouTube to try and figure out what the fuck he was going to record tonight. He had gone out of town after his breakup and completely put off recording and he was about to hit a week with no video.

“I don’t think so” Colby answered, checking his bedroom and the balcony. “Her shit is still all here.”

“Check your loft” Jake suggested. “Remember she used to climb up in the one at your parents house all the time.”

You had known Jake, Sam, and Colby for years. You were always the closest to Colby, but you guys just vibed. Sam used to call you soul siblings. You always loved the same music, style, authors…pretty much everything. You were drawn to the same people…Sometimes if felt like you were reading each other’s minds. You’d never really dated, but you’d had your fair share of “comforting” each other. At least that’s what you called it. That was another thing you had in common. You weren’t afraid of your sexuality. You’d shared more than one “I want to try something, but I want to try it with someone I trust” nights. Honestly, Jake and Sam had talked about the two of you more than once. They were still convinced, to this day, that you were somehow TOGETHER together. Or secretly in love with each other.

“Oh shit, you’re right. But why wouldn’t she be answering?” he asked as he ran up the stairs. “Y/n?”

There you were. Bundled up in one of Colby’s baggier sweatshirts, headphones in, Colby’s stuffed koala in your arms…You’d dragged his big fluffy blanket up there to take a nap and had slept longer than you originally planned.

“Jake” Colby whisper yelled. “Chuck me my phone”

“Is she asleep?” Jake asked, grabbing Colby’s phone and running up the stairs. “Awww, I miss her. I’m glad she’s here.” He handed the phone to Colby.

“She’s staying, too.” Colby told him, squatting down on one knee to take a picture of you.

“What!?” Jake asked excitedly. “When is she moving out here?”

“We’ll go back and get her shit from her mom’s place soon. I talked her into it last night.” Colby answered, smiling down at your sleeping form. “I fucking missed her, dude.”

“Is she getting her own place?” Jake asked.

“Nah, she’ll just move in with me until the lease is up and then she’ll probably move to whatever house we end up getting.” Colby answered matter-of-factly, knowing neither Sam nor Jake would ever have an issue with her being around.

“Bro. I feel like we’re getting the band back together.” Jake laughed.

Colby moved to lay by you, scooting against you. “Y/n” he said your name, pulling your headphones out of your ears. “Wake up, sleepy head.” He leaned forward and kissed your cheek. “We need to record a video for Jake.”

When you didn’t budge, Jake started teasing you. “Y/n! I’m gonna lick your face if you don’t wake up!”

Your eyes popped open, Colby’s face just inches from yours. You gave him a confused look. “Did I just dream that or did Jake jus…” Jake interrupted you, making slurpy noises with his mouth. “Not a dream” you laughed, moving to get up.

“We should just play Never Have I Ever” Jake said, heading back downstairs.

“What?” you asked, confused as to why he so casually suggested that.

Colby laughed, “he needs to record a video tonight.”

“Oooooh. That makes more sense.” You moved to wipe the sleep from your eyes. “Let me shower really quick and I’ll help you guys with the video.”

Before you could walk past him, Colby pulled you into a hug. “I’m so glad you’re staying.”

“Me too. I’m anxious and worried, but I fucking missed you guys so much.” You answered, leaning up to kiss Colby’s lips.

“I told Jake, btw. He’s stoked.” Colby answered, letting go of you and following you down the stairs.

“How do you feel about me staying around here and annoying you all the time?” You teased Jake, walking up behind him and jumping on his back.

“Hey, you only annoy me when you eat all the Cheetos and don’t tell me we need to get more. I take my snacks very seriously.” He joked, spinning around in circles in the living room.

You pressed multiple kisses to Jake’s cheek and hopped off of his back. “I’ll be out in like 15 minutes, boys.”

Jake dropped down next to Colby on the couch, staring over at one of his best friends. “You’ve gotta let me in, man.”

“What?” Colby laughed, locking his phone and setting it on the coffee table.

“You two are definitely more than friends but you just genuinely smiled over at us when she was kissing me half an inch from my lips.” Jake sat there with a ‘duh’ look on his face.

“Jake” Colby leaned in, making sure to make eye contact. “She’s allowed to do whatever she wants. We’re not dating. We’re not boyfriend/girlfriend. I promise.”

“You guys are so confusing, like…why aren’t you actually together? You literally make more sense than Sam and Kat. WAY more sense than Tara and I ever made.” Colby went to speak, but Jake kept going. “Or OR if you ARE together, how are you so chill with how flirty and touchy feely she is with us?”

Colby could tell this wasn’t just about him and Y/n. He was still upset about Tara. Colby scooted closer to his friend and pulled him into a hug, Jake collapsing against Colby. “You’re gonna get over her. I promise.”

“It doesn’t feel like it.” He answered.

“Believe me, Jake. You’re gonna find someone that really loves you for you.” Colby reassured him, his arms still tightly around his friend. “Who wouldn’t love you? Tara is stupid. You’re one of the best people I know.”

“Thanks, man.” Jake sat thinking for a minute. “I just don’t get why you guys don’t see it” he continued. “You guys are like two halves that fit perfectly together.”

Colby pulled back, letting go of Jake and looking at him. “Sometimes I think that” he admitted. “I do. And if that girl told me I was the one she wanted to spend forever with, I’d drop everything to make it happen. But I don’t think I am. And I really am happy to be in her life however she wants me to be. I’m in no rush to make my forever plans.”

“I knew it. I fucking knew it! I knew you had to be like secretly in love with each other. I just told Sam I thought….” Jake was interrupted.

“You can’t tell Sam shit. Sam will talk to her about it and I don’t want that. I just want to fly to Kansas and drive back with all of her shit and live here happily with one of my best friends that I’ve been missing.” Colby sounded firm. “Agreed?”

Yeah, Colby had yelled at Jake before, but he’d never seen him get SERIOUS serious about pretty much anything. “Yeah, man. No worries.”

Colby nodded, pulling Jake back into a hug. “Thanks, man.”

“I won’t tell Sam, but I think you’re stupid as fuck for not telling her.” Jake laughed.

Colby and Jake decided that they’d play the alcoholic version of Never have I ever. You either answer and tell the story or choose not to answer and take a shot. On the whole, the three of you were pretty open people, but you definitely threw some questions in that you guys knew no one would want to answer. As the last question came up, Jake said “Never have I ever had a threesome!”

You and Colby looked at each other, wide-eyed and smiling. “Give me a shot” you said, reaching for the bottle of Jack.

“Me too” Colby said, downing a shot right after you.

Jake, a little tipsy, bust out laughing. “Well guys, turns out all my friends are hoes” Jake shook his head. “Thanks for watching! Make sure to check out these two down in the description. I think we finally convinced this one to start a channel” Jake side tackled you on the couch. “I’ll see you guys next week!” He yelled.

Colby ran at the camera with his hand to cover the lens at the end of the outro, laughing and turning it off. “Jake did us dirty” he said, walking back to the couch.

“How was I supposed to know both of you were sex crazed maniacs” He laughed, teasing you.

“Oh like you’re an innocent boy” you scoffed, pulling up your Postmates app.

“Hey, I never said that.” Jake laughed. “I want foooood”

“Well, here.” You said, climbing in his lap. “These are the places that are open still” you scrolled through the list in your Postmates app.

Jake wasn’t paying attention to you. He was looking over at Colby who was standing in the kitchen, massive grin on his face. *These two are so confusing* Jake thought to himself, finally looking down at your phone screen.

“Colby, come help pick” you said, letting Jake take your phone from you.

Colby couldn’t stop smiling. He thought the scene in front of him was adorable. You were sat on Jake’s lap, playing with the bracelets on one of Jake’s wrists while he scrolled through food options. Your faces were close so you could both see the screen. Two of the people he loved most on this planet. One was enviably confident and the most loving person he’d ever met and the other was currently heartbroken and in need of love. To Colby, it made sense. He walked to the couch, laying down so his head was laying in your lap…or laps, I guess. “You know what I like. Just order me something from wherever you two pick.”

You grabbed the phone back from Jake, adding yours and Colby’s order to the restaurant he had picked. “If you don’t like what I got you we can switch” you said, reaching down to play with Colby’s hair.

Jake laughed. “If Sam walked in here right now, he’d wonder what the fuck we were doing.” He looked at all of the open seating that wasn’t being used because the three of you were practically on top of each other.

“It’s not my fault Sam is stingy with his cuddles” Colby replied.

“Psshhh, like I didn’t used to catch you two cuddling when I’d go in to wake you up” you laughed, resting your hand on his chest.

“Let me rephrase” Colby chuckled. “It’s not my fault Sam is stingy with his cuddles when he’s awake and sober.”

The three of you laughed and you rested your head against Jake’s chest. “I need to figure out when I’m gonna go get my stuff.” You thought out loud, just passing the time until your food got there.

“WE’LL fly out there sometime in the next week or so and just rent a little moving truck and drive back” Colby said, making sure you knew he wasn’t letting you do it alone.

“I CAN do things for myself, Colby. You’re already not letting me pay you rent.” You complained, more for the principle of the matter than actually being mad Colby made decisions for you.

“Y/n” Jake said, wrapping his arms around you. “You should know by now that none of us really volunteer to do shit we don’t actually want to do.”

You sighed, knowing there was no point in arguing. “I love you guys.”

“That’s a relief” Colby snarked, getting up to get the door that was being knocked on.

You could feel Jake’s body bounce with his laugh. “I’m seriously so happy you’re going to be around again” he said. “It’s like perfect timing.”

You sat up to look at Jake. “I’m sorry about Tara.”

“Don’t be” Jake smiled. “If it wasn’t meant to be, I’m glad it’s over. It would have sucked worse to waste more time on it.”

“You’re going to make someone very happy one day, babe” you pecked his lips with a quick kiss and hopped off his lap to go grab the food that had just been delivered.

“Jake!” Colby called from the kitchen, “come eat!”

When Jake walked into the kitchen, he saw you and Colby whispering to each other, but he couldn’t tell what you were talking about.

“I think it would be good for him” you whispered to Colby.

Colby smiled down at you, his hand reaching up to push your hair out of your eyes. “I agree and I think he’d be down” he replied.

“Okay, but YOU have to be the one to talk to him” you said. “I don’t know if he knows how *comfortable* you are with him, if you know what I mean.”

“Don’t worry” he said, leaning down a bit to kiss you. “We have a pretty touchy feely friendship, Y/n” he laughed.

“You two don’t look hella sus or anything” Jake snarked, grabbing his food.

“Oh, you wish you knew what we were talking about, brother” Colby smirked at him. He grabbed his food and kissed Jake on the cheek, the two of you moving to the living room to eat.

“I forgot how weird you two get when you’re around each other all the time” Jake laughed, sitting between the two of you on the couch.

After you had finished eating and finished watching the movie you had put on, Colby looked over at you and then to Jake. You knew he was going to ease into what could be the rest of your night. Colby leaned his head on Jake’s shoulder, not saying anything. He just let his weight fall against his friend. You took Jake’s other arm and put it around your shoulders so you could snuggle into his other side.

“Aww” Jake quietly said. “I feel loved” he chuckled a bit.

“That’s the point” Colby said, once again kissing Jake’s cheek.

“We do love you, Jake” you added, putting your hand on his thigh.

“Stay with us tonight” Colby whispered to his friend, his lips grazing Jake’s ear.

Jake looked over and stared at Colby with parted lips, an almost vulnerable look on his face. “Wait…you…am I reading this wrong?” Jake’s eyes dropped to Colby’s lips for a second before moving back to stare into his blue gaze.

You moved to straddle Jake’s lap, hiding your face in his neck. “You’ve got all the control, Jake” you said, pressing your lips to his neck.

Colby put his hands on either side of Jake’s face. “She’s right” Colby said, his eyes dropping to stare at Jake’s lips. “What happens is up to you.”

“This is real?” Jake asked, not exactly in the trusting mood after his break-up. “Please don’t fuck with me” he said in an almost sad whisper.

Colby leaned forward and pressed a soft and slow kiss to Jake’s full lips, you sat up and watched as Jake relaxed into Colby’s touch. “We’d never fuck with you like that, Jake” you assured him.

Colby pulled back from the kiss and stood up. He started cleaning up the dinner trash. “Are you gonna stay with us?” he asked, walking to the kitchen. He wanted to give Jake room to think.

Jake looked at you, his cheeks flushed pink. “Awww, you liked it” you teased, pressing kisses to Jake’s cheeks. “Colby, you made him blush” you called out. You could hear Colby laugh from the kitchen.

“Colby!” Jake called out, his hands moving to gently rest at your waist.

Colby walked back into the living room, standing behind where you were still straddling Jake’s lap. “Yes, Jake” Colby smirked down at him.

“What we talked about earlier…” Jake said, his eyes dropping to meet yours for half a second before looking back up at Colby. “Are you sure?”

Colby leaned down from behind you and pulled Jake into a quick, but rougher kiss. “Very” he said, walking back to the kitchen to finish cleaning up.

Jake looked at you and pulled you into a kiss, his hands pulling you closer against his body. “Wait” Jake broke the kiss. “I assume your threesome answer earlier meant you’ve had one together?” he laughed.

“maybe” you blushed, hiding your face in Jake’s neck.

“Aww she’s embarrassed.” Colby laughed. “You weren’t so shy about it when Nate had you…”

“NATE Nate?” Jake threw his head back laughing, interrupting Colby. “Yeah, I could see that.”

“Hey!” you hopped off Jake’s lap, walking up to Colby. “I spent half of that night watching Nate walk you through your first…”

“Babe!” Colby threw you over his shoulder laughing, interrupting you. He started walking towards his bedroom. “You coming?” he turned and smiled at Jake, continuing forward and flipping you down onto the bed in front of him.

“Hey! I like that story.” you pouted, reaching up to pull Colby into a kiss. You then ran your thumb over his bottom lip. “Seeing these pouty lips wrapped around Nate was one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen in my life.” you said, pulling his lips back to yours.

You guys watched Jake hesitate at the door. “I think you should go get our boy” Colby said, pulling you to your feet.

Grabbing Jake’s hands, you turned the two of you and started pushing him into the room. Wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling his lips to yours, you slowly backed him up into Colby. “You’ve gotta talk to us, babe.” You removed your arms from around him so Colby could pull Jake’s shirt up over his head, tossing it to the floor.

“I don’t know what to say” Jake blushed, tipping his head to the side when he felt Colby’s mouth teasing the skin of his neck. Jake moaned Colby’s name

“We need to know you feel safe” Colby said, wrapping his arms around Jake and continuing to leave kisses across his skin.

Your fingers started undoing Jake’s pants, watching the two boys. “God, you two are gorgeous” you quietly said, moving Jake’s jeans to fall around his ankles.

“I feel safe” Jake stuttered out, his hands reaching out for you without pulling away from Colby. “I don’t like that I’m the only one getting naked though.” His hands tugged at your shirt.

“Don’t worry, we’ll join you soon.” Colby laughed, his hand slipping further down Jake’s torso to cup him through his boxers. “I think he likes us, y/n” Colby teased, feeling Jake harden beneath his palm.

Jake groaned, dropping his head back to rest against Colby’s shoulder. You quickly stripped out of your jeans and top, dropping to your knees in front of him. “Jake” you said, running your hands up and down his thighs.

“Oh fuck” Jake’s head flew forward, his eyes staring into yours.

Colby pushed Jake’s boxers down over his erection. “Can I touch you?” Colby whispered into Jake’s ear, his fingers grazing the skin of his lower abdomen while you pulled his boxers the rest of the way down.

“Please” Jake almost whined.

“Ooo, so polite” Colby teased, circling Jake’s hardness in his hand and stroking him at an almost painfully slow pace.

“Baby, it’s my turn” you said, moving Colby’s hands. Firmly holding the base of Jake in your hand, you wet your lips and slid the rest of his length into your mouth.

Colby moved out from behind Jake and stripped out of all of his clothes. “Y/n” Jake moaned, his fingers tangling with your hair as you quickened your pace.

“You don’t want to end this too soon” Colby scolded.

Jake reached down and pulled you to stand, connecting your lips. “I want to taste you” he said between kisses, pushing you towards the bed.

Colby was already on the bed and he pulled you down to lay your back against his chest, his hands fiddling with your bra until he got what he wanted and it was discarded on the floor with the rest of the boy’s clothes. Jake did the same with your underwear. “I bet you can’t wait, y/n” Colby teased you, his fingers moving to play with your nipples. “I bet you’re already soaked just thinking about Jake’s mouth on you.”

Jake moved to kneel between your legs, his strong hands holding your knees apart as he left wet open mouth kisses down your inner thighs. He looked up to see your body sprawled across Colby’s naked form, your eyes shut and your cheeks rosy. His thumb teased your clit, moving effortlessly between your wet folds.

“Don’t tease me” you cried out, moving to close your legs because of the too-light pressure.

“No you don’t, baby girl” Colby said, using his legs to hook around yours and keep them open. Your body fully exposed for Jake.

Your eyes flew open and you started down at Jake, seeing the grin on his face. “Please” you begged, the light touches just weren’t enough.

Jake removed his thumb, sliding two fingers into your heat. “I just can’t say no to you when you look so needy” he laughed, dipping down to swirl his tongue around the sensitive bit of flesh. “So sweet” he said, lapping at and sucking on your clit.

As you neared your orgasm, you couldn’t help but moan Jake’s name. “God, I love watching you fall apart” Colby said, his hand moving to rest against the front of your throat.

Jake looked up to see Colby lightly squeeze his ring clad fingers around your throat and groaned, the vibrations moving through you and pushing you over the edge of your climax. “Holy fuck” Jake said, staring at you and Colby.

“Tease her” Colby told Jake, still holding you down.

Jake dipped his mouth to suck you back into his mouth. “Aahhh” you cried out, your nerves being overstimulated and still too sensitive. “Jake!” you tried moving away from his mouth, but you were at their mercy.

“Keep going” Colby said, knowing you’d be falling apart again in just a few seconds. When he knew you were right on the edge of your second orgasm, he tightened his hand, momentarily stealing your breath from you. “Jake”

You felt your second orgasm flood through you. Your body felt like it was floating and you couldn’t hear anything but your heart beat.

Jake and Colby watched you fall apart all over again. Colby let go of your throat and released your legs, letting you relax back against his body as you slowly came down from your intense high. Jake crawled up next to where the two of you were laying. He traced patterns into the skin of your stomach and thigh while he waited for you to ‘come to’. When your eyes fluttered open, he leaned in and kissed you.

“You two are evil” you smiled against Jake’s lips.

“You loved it and you know it” Colby smirked, letting you climb off of him. He moved to lay down on the other side of Jake. “I think Jake deserves a reward for being so good to you” He said, pulling the boy into a rough kiss.

You reached for the bedside table to grab a condom. You opened it and rolled it onto Jake. “I think you just want to watch us because it gets you off” you teased him, moving to straddle Jake.

“Guilty as charged” Colby said, moving to suck a mark near Jake’s collarbone.

“You beautiful possessive boy” you smiled, sinking down onto Jake’s girth.

“Jesus fuck” Jake moaned, caught off guard. His hips started to move with you, meeting your bounces with his thrusts.

“He’s so pretty when he moans” Colby said to you, kissing down Jake’s chest and sucking one of his nipples between his lips.

Jake moved his hand to the back of Colby’s head, a silent invitation to keep going. “I think he likes that” you said, moaning when Jake thrust up into you a little harder. “He definitely likes it”

“We’re learning all sorts of stuff about you today” Colby said, biting down on Jake’s nipple before moving to the other one.

“I’m close” Jake mumbled out, throwing his head back against the pillow when Colby roughly bit down on his other nipple.

Colby climbed off of the bed and grabbed another condom, watching Jake’s thrusts falter. As he rolled the condom on himself, he heard Jake cry out. The look on his face, pure bliss.

Colby moved to straddle Jake behind you, pushing you forward to lean over Jake’s body on your hands and knees. “My turn, baby girl” he said, thrusting fully into you in one go.

Jake pulled you into a kiss, his hands playing with your breasts. You could feel Colby angle his hips to aim at that specific spot inside you. “Fuck, Colby. Right there.” You cried out.

“You are literally dripping wet, y/n” Colby said in his low sexy voice. Colby was always a talker in bed. He liked having power over you and you were a sucker for everything that boy did. “I know you love letting us use your body, baby” he said, his hands moving to grip your hips as he thrust harder, aiming for that spot.

“Colby” you moaned, your body falling to partially lean on Jake.

“Touch yourself, Y/n” Colby told you in a firm voice. “I know you can come again.”

You reached your fingers back between your legs, deciding to tease Colby first. You reached past yourself to gently grab Colby’s balls, massaging them in your hand. His thrusts stopped, himself buried balls deep in you with a grunt. “What’s wrong baby?” you asked.

“Is that what I told you to do?” Colby asked, his hand landing in a hard slap on your ass before you could answer.

“Jesus” Jake said, seeing a side of Colby he had never witnessed before. “If you two go on much longer I’ll be ready for round two” he said, seeing Colby continue to thrust into you from behind.

“Don’t worry, we’ll all get a round two in a few hours, right y/n?” Colby asked, slapping your ass again.

“Fuck yes” you moaned, sliding your fingers between your folds and pushing yourself towards your third climax of the night.

“I can feel you close, baby” Colby said, his thrusts getting sloppy as he was almost there with you. You clenched down onto Colby’s girth as ripples of pleasure worked their way through your body. “Y/n” Colby called out, filling the condom with a few more thrusts.

Colby stayed on his knees with his hands on your hips for a moment as he gained his composure. He reached down to remove Jake’s condom as well as his own and left the bedroom to throw them away. Your body collapsed onto Jake’s.

When Colby came back in the room, he couldn’t help but smile as he looked down at the two of you. You both looked exhausted and happy. “Come on, you two.” He said, bending down to kiss you both one after the other. “Scoot that way, y/n” he instructed.

You ended up on your side with your back pressed to Jake’s front, his arms holding you tight to him. Colby slid into the bed and wrapped his arms around Jake from behind, pulling a blanket over the three of you. “Guys?” Jake whispered, nervous you had already fallen asleep.

“You okay?” Colby sleepily asked, nuzzling his face into Jake’s hair.

“I just wanted to say thank you.” Jake shyly let out.

“You don’t need to thank us, babe” you said, squeezing his hand.

“Yeah, you’re always welcome here.” Colby said, the three of you drifting off to sleep.

[worldoffanficskpopcpop]

Park Jaehyung Fanfic Recommendations

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A

Accidentally Kissing Him Goodbye: You bumped into your ex boyfriend at a club

Accidents Happen: Jae accidentally confesses to you

Alls Fair in Love and War: You and your lovely boyfriend Jae are at war. A hashtag war. And poor Dowoon is stuck in the middle of it. 

A Little: Maybe he was a little soft for you.

A Snowflake: Vlogger!Jae vlogging on your guys anniversary

A Soda and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos: You, a broke college student, frequently go to this gas station to get some cheap food 

B

Baffled: Vlogger!Jae; Husband!Jae; “can I pet your dog” 

blanket burrito: You and Jae spent your anniversary in the comfort of your home

C

Call My Name: Every relationship has a story, and yours seems to always involve his name.    

Chocolate Kisses: Costco Run! 

Cookies and Kisses:  you’re baking together 

D

Driving Lessons: Jae teaching you how to drive

Drabble #29:  “Does he know about the baby?”

Drabble #2:  Falling asleep together

Drabble #3:  Wearing each other’s clothes 

Drabble #9:  Taking goofy photos in a photobooth 

Drabble #12:  Jae to buy tampons and pain killers while you're stuck in the bathroom 

Drabble #20: You are really short and Jae loves it 

Drabble #21:  you two finally have a movie date at home but instead of watching the movie the 2 of you end up just talking and cuddling and showering kisses onto each other 

Drabble #27: “How drunk was I?”

E

F

Frustration: Jae calming you down after you were becoming moody due to school

G

Guilt  Part 1, Part 2: An argument with Jae turned out to be more damaging than you initially thought 

H

I

If I Ever Fall in Love: A drunk mistake allows Jae to find out your true feelings about you and his break up

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K

L

M

Make Me a Sandwich: You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich 

N

O

P

Pepero Dare: You and Jae were dared to do the pepero challenges by 4 idiots 

Pillow fight: Jae takes gaming VERY seriously

Q

R

recording sessions:  “stop looking at me like that.” “but you’re so pretty.“ 

Remember When: Remember when we were dating?

S

safe: taking the next step on a relationship seemed easy until a confusing and hurtful episode crossed your life, making you afraid and unsafe even with the person you loved the most

Snooping: “She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.” 

Sudden Change: Friends with Benefits to lovers 

Sweater Paws: You stole Jae’s hoodie but instead of looking like a sweater, it looks like a dress

T

Tickle, Tickle - Jae x Reader: mornings with Jae

The Best Things: It’s tradiition that Jae sings to you during bedtime 

The Twins: Having twins with Jae 

Too Close (Angst): Sometimes jealousy does ruin everything (Part 2)

To Study? :  where you two are studying in the library but he keeps being all fluffy and adorable that it´s distracting you

treat you better: After an awful break-up, you went to your best friend for comfort only to be surprised 

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Untitled: Jae’s date idea goes incredibly wrong but that’s fine because he’s really cute anyway.

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You’re Annoying (But I love it): “Oh my god Jae, shut up” 

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[prisonrose]

Nobody wanted it, but it’s here anyways. Eeveelution Tier Ranker, let’s go. (Note: I don’t hate any of these and it’s less about whether they’re good competitively and more from a design standpoint -- i.e., how well I think they represented their chosen element and were creative when doing so. It’s okay if you disagree! But don’t click if you don’t like hearing opinions that are not your own.)

S Tier Explanations:

Vaporeon: Honestly one of the more creative Eeveelutions, and it hit it out of the park on the very first gen! It’s notable because instead of simply representing the element of water, it looks like a creature that might actually dwell in the ocean depths. I love its little neck fringe and the mermaid tail and how literally everything about it (except for maybe the feets) seem changed from the base Eevee form. 

Leafeon: Probably personal bias, but I don’t care. Leafeon kicks ass. They could have gone the super cutesy route and made it like a flower-cat-dog-rabbit-thing, but they instead gave it a look of an insect that would be using leaf camouflage to sneak up on prey. I love the little bits and pieces taken out of the leaf growths, and also the cute detail of its feet being brown, like it grew out of the mud. 

Espeon: Complicated doesn’t always mean good (foreshadowing for later) and Espeon proves it. It is a beautifully simple take on a psychic version of Eevee, with no real frills. It’s a soft lavender (which, being a shade of purple, hints at mystical origins without shoving it in your face, its thin, forked tail reminds me of a tuning fork that some use to meditate, and the red gem in its head I guess makes you think of the Third Eye of the mind. It doesn’t do a bunch of crazy stuff, but it doesn’t need it. Amazing stuff.

A Tier Explanation:

Umbreon: I feel like I want to like Umbreon as a concept more than I actually do. On paper, it’s pretty promising. The name Umbreon itself is a very clever play on the Umbra of a shadow -- the darkest part of it. The rings all over its body makes you think of an eclipse. But that’s... Really it. It has cat like pupils...? Which does set it apart from the other Eevees, and is also fitting of its reputation as a night lurker, but that’s really it. I think the biggest problem with Umbreon is its overall shape. The silhouette doesn’t really change between it and Eevee a whole lot, and not in a way that would make you think of its chosen element. To put it another way, if Umbreon was color-shifted to be, say, a bright orange, would it still look like it represented darkness to you? That’s the best way I can explain it, but I do have to acquiesce that it’s just a hard element to design for in general. They did the best with what they had and I respect them for that.

B Tier Explanations: 

Glaceon: Literally the only reason it’s here is because of the Ushanka-shaped hair do / ear flaps. It’s enough to communicate “this is something you’d encounter in cold weather!” while also being relatively creative about it instead of giving it an icicle for a tail or something. There’s also the subtle diamond-shape to its ears, fur flaps, and tail, kinda making me think of a snowflake in a way? But the rest of the body, other than its fur color and patterns barely changes at all. They even get rid of the fluffy neck scruff, which seems a bit counter intuitive since this is a COLD weather Pokemon, but I digress. It’s something all of the post-Gen-1 Eeveelutions have in common for some reason.

Eevee: Basic can be good! Eevee doesn’t really do anything super extraordinary to me, other than be cute. TBH when I look at it, I don’t really see a “Pokemon that can adapt to any climate” -- it just looks like a cute fox cat dog thingy. But that has its place in the world, too.

C Tier Explanations:

Jolteon: It feels like a sin to have two Gen 1 Pokemon as the sole C tier tier holders, but they fall so short of Vaporeon in my honest opinion. I do like their designs! They’re cute! But they’re not super transformative to me, and that’s their cardinal sin. Jolteon is the Lightning Eeveelution so... It’s Yellow. And they made it spiky like it stuck its paw in an electric socket. Done and done! That’s not very creative to me, though I do rate it as a half step above Flareon just because they basically got rid of its tail. That at least distinguishes it from the Eevee profile pretty well.

Flareon: It’s literally just “Eevee but Hot Cheetos Flavored”. If you color shifted it to Eevee’s base colors, you’d barely be able to tell the difference between them and that’s a problem to me. Yeah, the neck fluff, tail and head fluff kinda resemble flames I guess, but that’s just really lazy in my opinion. If it wasn’t literally the embodiment of fire, it looks like it would overheat in the exact environments it’s supposed to inhabit. Definitely deserves its spot here.

D Tier Explanation:

Sylveon: So I know what you’re thinking. “Mittens just hates anything they didn’t grow up with / thinks the Fairy typing is lame!” No. Absolutely not. Fairy is probably my favorite type, and I was psyched for Mega Evolution, Dynamaxing, and basically any gimmick the later games came out with. Nostalgia is a factor with me, but I make a concerted effort not to let it cloud my judgement. I don’t even hate that we got a Fairy Eevee before getting a Dragon one. My dislike of it is 100% just the way it’s designed. It’s the laziest take of “Eevee, but Fairy Type!!!” imo, and I have similar complaints about Galarian Rapidash. Like what about it says “Fairy”??? The fact that you gave it a cute lil bow and ribbons and made it soft pink and white and stuff??? Lazy! I kind of don’t like the assumption that “Fairy Type = uwu cutesy girly shit” and not because I don’t like the girly shit, but because I feel like that sort of stuff shouldn’t JUST be relegated to one or two typings (Normal type tends to also be kinda guilty of this imo but at least there’s WAY more diversity there). That’s why Klefki, Grimmsnarl, Mawile, and Shiinotic are some of my favorite Fairy Types of all time. Because they do something that both pays homage to the lore they’re taking the Fairy typing from and also making something genuinely original with it. (And it’s also why Mienshao is probably my favorite fighting type Pokemon! Because it’s this situation but just in reverse!) Sylveon just feel like something they banged out with a day or two of brainstorming. “Yeah, just make it pink and cute and shit. Good enough. Let’s go get lunch.” And unlike the first Gen, which I can forgive for being a bit unoriginal because this was still a very new concept for them, for them to bang out something THIS substandard in the 6th gen just makes me kinda mad. Sylveon deserved better and it should have been cooler, more creative, and played with its theme way more. It was cheated. But! that’s just my opinion.

At the end of the day tho, the Eevee line is probably one of my favorite families in the Pokemon universe and all of these Pokemon are super cute and I’d cuddle them in a heart beat. I just think some could have been designed a bit more creatively, but that’s just me! I’d love to hear your opinions. And I might make something like this for Dhimani too (either also doing the Eevees or doing something like rating all bug Pokemon and stuff.)

[s-ultry]

cheetos dust - joe mazzello imagine

A/N: wassup yall, thank you so much for the love on my first imagine. so, bam! here’s another one! REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I’m down to write anYTHING.

WARNINGS: Sexual themes such as sucking fingers + FLUFF ;) 

SUMMARY: You and Joe have been the greatest friends for a really long time, but teasing has its effects on friendships. Both of you have a movie marathon snacking on some chips, what if the teasing game truly began?

“When are you coming over?” Joe questioned as you pulled up on his driveway, you could tell he was looking forward to this marathon after the press tour of Bohemian Rhapsody.

“I’m legit getting out of the car and walking to your door, Joe,” you giggled carrying the many snacks that you bought for said movie night. “I’m walking, I’m walking,” you trailed as you unlocked the door to his house.

You hung up and screamed, “Honey! I’m home!”

Joe’s laughter rung from the TV room, heading there you see him sprawled on the couch with open arms awaiting the massive bear hug that you always give him whenever you see him, which is every day.

You take all the snacks out of the bag, placing them slowly on the table, clearly teasing the man who wants your warm hug.

“Come on, Y/N. Quit playing,” he laughed looking at you with his puppy eyes that always had an effect on you. You huffed in content as you placed the bag of hot Cheetos on the table, which was luckily the last item.

You then stepped in front of the couch going down to embrace him, he then swiftly grabbed you and placed you on top of him. Your face turns into a deep shade of red.

“Get a room!” You heard Ben announce walking down the stairs, you always forget that he lived with Joe due to other movie projects he was working on in New York.

“We’re already in one, idiot,” Joe replied somewhat infuriated with a huge smile on his face.

“I wouldn’t be shocked if you guys were a couple and hiding it from all of us, I’m betting on you guys,” the Britt walked in snatching a pack of sweets and munching on them.

“Don’t you have a strict diet to follow,” you asked comfortably with the red tint also lying comfortably on your face.

“Don’t you have a gym membership?”

“Touché!” You giggled getting up from Joe’s lap. You were still wearing your work clothes, which you hated because of the demonic demands from your boss, especially with clothing.

Heading to Joe’s master bedroom, you chose one of his favourite shirts to change into. It was a plain white shirt matched with a navy cardigan, you knew it was going to be cold as both men love their house to resemble a freezer.

You ran downstairs as you heard the movie Halloween’s introduction play, you then stood in front of the screen with your arms crossed.

“How dare you start without me,” you spoke trying to look angry. But, Joe didn’t care as he was mesmerized with the beauty standing in front of him. You observe his actions, his eyes trailing from the bottom of your legs all the way to your eyes.

“Damn, Y/N. You wear that better than I ever did,” he smirked looking at you seductively.

“Call me Mrs Mazzello,” you winked and both of you laughed not long after that. He patted next to him for you to sit so he could continue playing the movie, and you happily obliged.

Few movies later, you were now cuddling into his chest with his arm protectively around your waist. Cheetos was one of your favourite snacks, especially the hot ones.

You thought to yourself if you’d tease him like you always do. It’s been going on for ages, and you both were having fun with it. You then grabbed his hand and started massaging it.

“Y/N, my fingers are covered with Cheetos dust,” he giggled with his eyes focusing on the movie in front of him.

“I know,” your voice now laced with lust as you look at his fingers. You bit your lip, you’re bringing war.

You took his thumb and ogled at the vibrant red dust that remained on his fingertips, taking it into your mouth you moaned when the spiciness hit your taste buds.

You looked to your right to see Joe now staring at you intensely with you removing his finger from your mouth with a pop.

“What? You ate most of it,” you glanced at him batting your eyelashes innocently.

With one hand, he swiftly placed you on his lap with his eyes darting at your lips and then to your beautifully coloured eyes. His thumb then went to your lips, gliding it gently against your bottom ones your breath hitched.

His hazel eyes now turning into dark brown ones, you noticed the clouds of lust covering his sweet hazel ones.

He pushed your hair back with his clean hand and placed it on your thigh, rubbing it in slow movements you closed your eyes and gasped in pleasure.

With teasing, it never came this far, ever.

Joe licked his lips his target now on your neck, he attacked your sweet spot causing you to moan in ecstasy. Your hand now grabbing his fluffy hair, you beg him for more which resulted in him letting go.

You whined making him bite his lip, he loved imagining you in this state, and now his dream became a reality.

“Open those pretty pink lips for me,” he growled with his deep husky voice that was music to your ears.

You obliged, he then placed his two fingers on your bottom lip and you immediately began sucking them, the tang of heat greeting your taste buds yet again.

You heard him groan when you let go of his fingers, licking your lips you giggled by his now sexually frustrated state.

“And why are you laughing, kitten,” he smirked when you gasped at the nickname.

“Cause as our first date, I was fucking your fingers with my mouth,” you giggled getting off of him. But, Joe didn’t allow that as he forced you back to your original position and pulled you closer.

You were now sitting on him, with your chests close to each other your arms instinctively wrapped themselves around his neck.

“No need for dating. You’re already mine, kitten,” he whispered in your ear making your head go back and his lips trailing soft kisses on your neck.

“You look so fucking sexy in my clothes, Y/N. I’ve been wanting you since we first met,” he now looked into your eyes lovingly.

“Me too, Joe. I was too afraid, and it was terrifying and I-”

You then felt his soft lips against yours, you could sense his smile every time he kissed your plush lips.

“Stop rambling, you know I love you,” he grinned hugging you tightly. You squealed as you finally got the man of your dreams, you’ve been searching yet he was right in front of you.

You then continued the movie with you now sitting on his lap cuddling into his chest, he occasionally gave you kisses leaving your cheeks bright red.

He placed his lips on yours again with his hand gripping your jaw when you heard a scream, you yelped hugging Joe tightly whilst he was laughing.

“Rami motherfucking Malek give me my money!” Ben screamed running out of the house squealing like a girl.

“I hate him,” you laughed into your boyfriend’s chest.

“Me too, kitten. Me too,” he smiled gripping your waist and kissing your head.