stupid-for-simping
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Multifandom/subject main blog -- Pathological simp -- I’m feelin’ tweny-twooo — 🦀cancer🦞 — probably an INFP — would much rather be a dragon than this squishy meat thing --- Come hang! Unless you’re an @$$. Then mosey along --- I draw sometimes --- there's so many fandoms -- but I'll try to name them- Wof, MLB, ToH, Wednesday, Virgin River, TIU, ATLA, Spongebob, Dragons, Mermaids, Warrior Cats... I'll add more later when I remember -- my fingers are dyslexic --- I have about 25 side blogs and I will not list them all --- I like personality quizzes--- I bet I can guess your zodiac sign --- I hate cold weather it sucks the life out of my soul --- I'm cold right now --- I need chocolate --- soda is just spicy sugar liquified gummy bears --- I think I have ADHD/ADD/ASD/SPD/RSD but refuse to do anything about it--- Music taste ranges from rock to acoustic indie but mostly musicals and pop -- attempting to become an author --- this is a representation of my brain activity -- I collect Barbies, rocks, feathers --- does anyone actually read this far down --- hope not! --- How many words can I put here... (turns out it's 2000 but they don't tell you that until after you fail to save) - Are you still reading this why --- ok if you got this far down then kudos to you pal --- send me an ask with the codeword (*AB937*) and I'll tell you an interesting fact on the subject of your choice (leave blank if you want me to choose) --- really --- what are doing reading this much bullshit text --- go get some water dude you need a break after this much screentime
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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why oh why is my url so long
Short Skirt/ Long Jacket - CAKE
Tomboy - Destiny Rogers
Umbrella - Rihanna (this one took way too dang long to find)
Paper Rings - Taylor Swift
I Don't Miss You at All - Finneas
Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
Fancy Like - Walker Hayes
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
Record Player (with AJR) - Daisy the Great, AJR
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Island In The Sun - Weezer
Misery Business - Paramore
PARAD(w/m)E - Sylvan Esso
I Ain't Worried - OneRepublic
Neon Moon - Brooks and Dunn
Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects
@frostseeker-draws (sorry if you already did it; feel free to ignore lol) @atomicduckthefirst @antisocialmoth234 @cherryistired @cherryblossomsandnightskies @lizluvscupcakes @smileytrinity @whenimgoodandready this isn't nearly enough people, sorry!!!
SONG GAME
pick a song for each letter of your URL and then tag that many people (or as many as you can??)
I wasn't tagged but I saw it in the (tumblr) wild and wanted to do it.
I - Intertwined by dodie
D - Dorothy by Sulli
E - Escapism by RAYE (feat. 070 Shake)
A - Amy by Yuna
L - LA DI DA by Everglow
I - If I Don't by Ally Hills
S - Sampai Menutup Mata by Acha Septriasa
M - Move by Taemin
S - Sunlight by Hozier
I - I'm Cool by Timur Gabriel
T - Telepath by Conan Gray
S - Superhuman by NCT 127
I - It's Gonna Be Me by *NSYNC
N - no space by alextbh
P - Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ
R - Red Light by f(x)
I - In a Week by Hozier (feat. Karen Cowley)
S - Somewhere Only We Know by Keane
O - Only by Lee Hi
N - Nobody by Mitski
That was way too many i's and s's.
Anyways gonna tag:
@writtenonbone @magic-madness @stratovolcanoe @joshriku @ub-sessed @grumpyoldmaninabox @newtness532 @sunflour39 @kinokochouchou @tired--misu @geolato @mushroomcatosaurus @potato-jem and pretty much anyone who sees this and wants to do it.
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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so many but I'll just go ahead and put the ones I still care about/can remember
OC works
WoF: Vengeance Never Ends
SoS
Story Collection
Blabbles
CIPHER
There are probably others but yeah...
@antisocialmoth234, @atomicduckthefirst, @smileytrinity, @capserghost, @lizluvscupcakes and if anybody sees this and wants to play; please do!
WIP tag game!
RULES: post the names of the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! tag as many people as you have WIPs!
I’m working on something super duper secret so I gotta censor myself here a little, but!
• And The Sky Was Endless
• “You’re doing the thing.”
• What is it that you seek?
• (Un)wanted: Dead or Alive
• Sir Michelancelot’s Quest for Knighthood
I do not know nearly enough people to tag 😭 let’s see… gonna go extremely bold with some of these lmao @mariethemage @mishacakes @rhinocio @galactic-aesir @lunar-lair Hey talented people, get blasted!!
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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ok, I think that should work
hey bestie!
how are you? how have things been for you?
hugs!
just want to message you, to check up on how you're doing!
HII KK
I answered another one of your asks but it vanished and I have no idea how to get it back...
Doin' alright over here, busy werkin'
What are you working on lately? Any more work done on your New-Old Root?
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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*bonces happily* you're back!!!
how are you T?
I yam!
work and fun and good stuff and embarrassing myself are all elements of my past week and it's been quite nice!
How are you lately??
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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blanket octopus, very rainbow
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
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stupid-for-simping · 1 year ago
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for anyone who cares;
He is very cool and still friendly towards me. Like it never happened! We (and a couple other coworkers) have been playing Would You Rather the past week and it's really really fun
halpppp
Story time!
My coworker asked me out and I didn't immediately say no, but I don't want to go out with him. He's sweet, but I'm not interested/wouldn't date someone I work with. You can open the rest of the post to vote on how I should reject him.
Additional options or advice are invited and appreciated!
I'll probably see him tomorrow afternoon for work, so I'll check back here before I go.
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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Sorry JG; I'm doing KK's so both my besties will be here
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I got tagged by @fyodorkitkat to make a little fishbowl of my blog using this picrew, but the reblogs for the post were turned off. So I'm starting a new thread!
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Tagging (with no pressure obvs): @archive-of-bones, @freshcupofangst @luneariann @qikirin @dandybabbler @2383-lines-of-code @sugarcarnationn @shardofsunrdofsun
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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I'll do again it for you, KK, but this time it's my alter ego; Blue.
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this is so cute :0
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mutuals pls do this w me <3
tagging (as alwaysssssss no pressure!!!):
@clydefrogz @cinnachee @mothmans-favorite-lamp @godwormeater @giraffes-r-gay @wh0-even-am-i-0007 @randomstuffifindinteresting @famderfries @dreamscreep and anyone else who wants to join!!!!
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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so I figured out a very good and diplomatic thing to say to him that covered all the bases and allowed the friendship to continue, and then proceeded to say the complete opposite... thanks to y'all who voted lol
halpppp
Story time!
My coworker asked me out and I didn't immediately say no, but I don't want to go out with him. He's sweet, but I'm not interested/wouldn't date someone I work with. You can open the rest of the post to vote on how I should reject him.
Additional options or advice are invited and appreciated!
I'll probably see him tomorrow afternoon for work, so I'll check back here before I go.
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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@paris-oh-la-luv, @smileytrinity, @atomicduckthefirst, @cherryblossomsandnightskies and anyone else!
this is so cute :0
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mutuals pls do this w me <3
tagging (as alwaysssssss no pressure!!!):
@clydefrogz @cinnachee @mothmans-favorite-lamp @godwormeater @giraffes-r-gay @wh0-even-am-i-0007 @randomstuffifindinteresting @famderfries @dreamscreep and anyone else who wants to join!!!!
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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Did you put it on the Wattpad or AO3? You can also self-publish on Amazon KDP
Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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My brain works like the scene from New Moon when Bella goes cliff diving.
The waves are the thoughts just rolling around and changing all the time; annoying that they’re throwing me around, but not as bad as
Victoria; the sneaky thoughts that remind me of bad feelings. Which lead me to desperately paddle away and crash into
The cliff which will stun me and knock me out of commission for a while, until
Jacob (my happy thought/crutch) can pull me out of the funk.
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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Ever notice how trees in winter are kinda shaped like brains?
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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Isn’t it SO FUCKING WEIRD that there are currently small humans who speak and function with decent capabilities who don’t remember a time without smartphones or Amazon?
And like, one day these kids that exist RIGHT NOW will be your kids friends, or bosses, or coworkers, even future spouses or in-laws
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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Is there such a thing as backwards condensation?
Like how when it’s cold outside your breath makes fog, and when you breathe back in it hurts?
Is there a word or scientific explanation for that?
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stupid-for-simping · 2 years ago
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