#flowershop mailman!!!!

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Ethan getting ready tô deliever some letters! Flora getting reasy tô sell some plant and ansel getting ready tô fu- /silly

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Hiii pookie

I’m currently hyperfixating on Jjk so I don’t have a lot of ideas for Welcome Home lmao

I’m scrounging up the few ideas I have rn just so I can round them up before I forget them 😭

That one au I made with Holly and Wallace helping Eddie with his mailman job while he has depression is perpetually stuck in my head I love them

Daisey pops up in the au and they are a HATER

Legit, they’re only there to keep Eddie on a positive streak because he’s their bestie

Eddie needs glasses but he doesn’t wear them cause he keeps dropping and breaking them. He’s just blind walking around the neighborhood

He’s memorized every part of the post office so he’s fine walking around in there blind

Daisey is pretty much the same in this au but they aren’t big fans of the other neighbors besides maybe Julie and Frank. Everyone else can suck it /j

FlowerShop doesn’t happen in this au me thinks

Daisey cares too much for Eddie and too little for Howdy for them to work out in this au

Holly and Wallace cuss a lot. Everyone just looks at them as if they’ve never heard cussing before, Eddie laughs since he finds it amusing

Eddie cusses a little too, everyone gasps

Me thinking Daisey and Eddie having a sleepover and Daisey tells Eddie that they love him :)

He replies, I love you too Frank,” and completely destroys the mood :(

Matching sibling outfits are a NEED

They get matching pajamas for a sleepover and Holly refuses to admit she likes them

Holly hates on Eddie a lot less in this au I think, she just pities him more than hates him

Wallace feels the same as he usually does about Eddie, they get along okay

My brain is consumed by Suguru Geto right now, I love my depressed little guy

I don't what that is but Good For You! /genuine

Depressed Eddie hc ouagh I eat that shit Up. It should be stuck in your head gah what a concept

Daisey the Hater era heck yeah! We love to see them only care about One person and slowly grow to like his (cough- only) two friends!

They walk backwards into the post office, glaring at Howdy. Only reason they don't flip him off is bc Eddie will get upset if he sees. He's too sweet.

I feel most of Eddie's swears are those nonsense countrisms no one understands. So when he drops a nice clean Fuck! everyone is shocked.

NNOOOOO Don't Do That To Me!! Oh There Are So Many Reasons He Could Have Said That. Ok well I got 2 but Still.

1. His issue with names got him mixed up and landed him on the Worst option. He genuinely meant to say Daisey (platonic or not up to you bestie) (He sometimes signs letters with other people's names iirc. my poor boy isn't great in the name department)

2. Eddie Was Sleepy And Was Not Paying Attention. Boy's halfway to Dreamland and was thinking about the puppet of his dreams. (sorry Daisey sobs 😭)

Both options still kill the mood and that is now a very awkward sleepover. I'm ruined, you've ruined me /j /pos

Oh good some wholesome food. Matching PJs are literally the cutest thing every. Holly for the love of beans admit you like the pjs lol

I feel like pitying Eddie is almost worse? But I don't think Eddie would notice it right away so eeeh. I see Eddie as someone who really doesn't like being pitied tbh

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Subnautica!Ethan & Tea Flowershop Ethan

Liquid

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Wait...have you noticed that now your guys darling is alone in your own universe? What if they fall in love with someone else? Or feel lonly? :(

" But feeling lonely... hm, that could be a possibility for my darling if they weren't such a shut in sometimes."

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OMG YOU ALL LOOK SO CUTE

Ethan is currently getting dressed like how ANSEL SHOULD BE.

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Hello there guys, good morning bitches

The others haven't gotten their sprites drawn yet lol!

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what are your favourite ethans and what are the ethans' favorite ethans?

my personal most favored ethans would have to be Slenderethan, ethan sans, clown ethan, catboy ethan, priest ethan (i dontknow why.), poison, ethanmena, ghost ethan, and swap ethan! (i favor dream eater only to draw him like a WHOR—)

and while i can't say for everyone elses ethans— I can say what my ethan creations favorite ethans are!

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dream eater : Slenderethan, scp ethan, ethanmena, god ethan, og ethan, ad!mailman, ??? ethan, and coffee Slenderethan

god ethan : cupid ethan, ethanmena, dream eater, clown ethan, flowershop ethan, the liquid boys, priest ethan, swap ethan, and sans ethan

flowershop ethan : god ethan, the liquid boys, Monsterhunter ethan, omo ethan, swap ethan, and pony ethan

monsterhunter ethan : flowershop ethan, god ethan, catboy ethan, scp ethan, yangire ethan, Yandegire ethan, og ethan, ahodere ethan, dar!ethan, gacha ethan, ??? ethan, and he favors buff ethan only to hunt him down.

demon ethan : sad/emo ethan, poison, and priest ethan, evil ethan

gem ethan : gacha ethan, pony ethan, dar!ethan, mayor mailman, ad!mailman, hanahaki ethan, cupcake ethan

cookie run ethan : creature ethan, cupcake ethan, dream eater, and sad/emo ethan

ghost ethan : poison, ethanmena, flowershop ethan, dream eater, god ethan, scp ethan, Strawberry milk ethan

gacha ethan : pony ethan, creature ethan and cookie run ethan

creature ethan : dream eater, cookie run ethan, Slenderethan, swap ethan and cupcake ethan

shipper ethan : everyone. (mostly omethan ((they r totally besties.)) and cloud ethan)

cloud ethan : ethamena, ghost ethan, Slenderethan, coffee slenderethan, moth ethan, scp ethan, catboy ethan, transfem ethan, ??? Ethan, shipper ethan and plushy ethan

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What are your favorite ethans? :3c

update -> added shipper and cloud : February 18th!

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Heres the list of mine of who the like! :D

Og ethan: Swap Ethan, Flower Shop Ethan, Brazilian Ethan, Slenderethan, God Ethan, Ghost Ethan, Strawberry milk Ethan, Sans Ethan, dar!ethan, clown ethan, catboy ethan, transfem ethan, Mayor ethan, Coffee slenderethan, Tea flowershop ethan and AD!Mailman!

Emo ethan: Swap Ethan, Slenderethan, Ghost Ethan, Priest Ethan, Ethanmena, dar!ethan, catboy ethan, Omoethan, Coffee slenderethan, ??? ethan and Demon Ethan

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I'd stand in freezing weather in just my undergarments for them

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you should redo the tallest to shortest list since there's more ethans!!!! maybe you could do the same with most scariest to least scariest ??? /nf

yeah you're right about that ... and since Cece ((creature ethan)) is busy ....

( clears throat )

tallest to shortest; God Ethan, (coffee) Slenderethan, dream eater, scp ethan(, AD!mailman), ??? ethan, buff ethan, priest ethan, (tea) flowershop ethan, original Ethan, ahodere ethan, emo ethan, evil ethan, poison, ghost ethan, monster hunter ethan, gem ethan, Cupid ethan, transfem ethan, subnautica ethan, Yandegire ethan, hanahaki ethan, yangire ethan, ime ethan, dar!ethan, ethanmena, clown ethan, Strawberry milk ethan, catboy ethan, sans ethan(, AD!maiman), pony ethan, omo ethan, gacha ethan, creature ethan, and then cookie Ethan ...

I think I got them all? ( taps paper ) not every is in their canon spaces besides; god ethan, slender ethan, dream eater, scp ethan, AD!mailman, ??? ethan, buff ethan, flowershop ethan, ethan, ghost ethan, monsterhunter ethan, gem ethan, transfem ethan, Yandegire ethan, hanahaki ethan, yangire ethan, ime ethan, dar!ethan, ethanmena, clown ethan, catboy ethan, omo ethan, gacha ethan, creature ethan and cookie ethan..

I hope that was satisfactory!

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Demon Ethan & Tea Flowershop Ethan

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Tea Flowershop Ethan & Omoethan

I am tired, wanna sleep

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