#flowerbottoms

[hag-lad]

Please accept this photoset of my babies cuddling

[handsome-gretl]

Please enjoy this image of my child playing with bread

[thestonehoney-blog]

Peony Flower Print Wide Leg Bottoms - Flairs - Culottes - Beach Pants - Summer Pants - Festival clothing - Bohemian Flairs - Palazzo

[hoofpeet]

flowerbottom

[damndnd]

Elroses question thingy

1) What is their full name, and does it have any special relevance? Alternatively, what nicknames do they have?

Elrose Flowerbottom according to him. Unsure about nicknames.

2) What hobby would they like to be good at?

Cooking tbh.

3) If they played dnd what race and class would they pick?

Ifrit bard probably

4) If they could go back in time and change one thing, what would they change?

not putting a bullet in varis’s fucking head while he was asleep

5) What is their favourite weapon to wield?

rapier! tho he enjoys his crossbow as well

6) If you could behove them one magical item, what would you give them?

winged boots because it would be hilarious

7) If they didn’t have to adventure, would they stop?

possibly. 

8) What do they look for in a platonic or romantic partner?

reliability and bravery. also orc ass.

9) Do they trust easily?

no, but he has gotten better at it.

10) What is their favourite colour?

Green.

11) Diplomatic or aggressive?

Diplomatic.

12) They get arrested, and thrown in jail, how do they escape?

SEDUCE THE GUARD SHOW ME YOUR TEACUPS

13) Would they leave their party for any reason?

if given the chance, possibly.

14) If they could own any creature as a pet, what would they have?

a bird that can talk. he’d teach it to say fuck.

15) How have you influenced your characters personality?

forced a lot of my trauma into his backstory

16) Do they have any tattoos? If so what? If not, do you think they would get one in the future?

he wants one above his ass that says “abandon all hope ye who enter here”

17) Where would they like to be in ten years time?

hopefully happier

18) What do they look like? Either description or picture.

19) What genre of music would they be into?

electroswing or classical. R+B too maybe. anything you can dance to. 

Never Country.

20) What would be the worst thing someone could say to them?

“Just let it go” or calling him “Princess”.

[hag-lad]

I love my little cotton ball boy 😭

[hag-lad]

WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?!!!!

[hag-lad]

Does anyone still post selfies to tumblr? I feel like I haven’t seen anyone in ages. Please accept me and my wonderful son, Idgie Flowerbottom Fae.

[hag-lad]

Tagged by the illustrious @alienfuckeronmain to share my lockscreen, home screen, last song I listened to, and the last image from my camera roll!

My lockscreen image will always be a collage featuring the love of my life, @dramamine-king because nothing in the world could possibly be more beautiful or inspiring to see every time I open my phone!

Homescreen is just a purple space texture I got from some aesthetic blog I’ve followed for years, I’m sure they stole this image before I stole it, so no credit to its maker, unfortunately

I’ve been on a 90125 kick lately, so I wanted to incorporate it into my latest playlist idea: Sad Lesbian Dad. I want epic classic rock like Yes to bounce off moody 90’s tomboy shit like Melissa Etheridge and For Non Blondes. I must say it’s going well! I can’t wait to make art for this playlist, it’s very #me

This is me snuggling my sweet angel boy, Mr. Flowerbottom!!! He was strewn across my lap for like an hour yesterday, which is REMARKABLE because he’s normally too much of a spazz to lay still.

I tag @comrade-ziltoid @dramamine-king @fight-the-seether @opossum-kingdom @dark-emissary @powermetalhag and anyone else who wants to distract themselves from this god awful world by playing on their phone!

[hag-lad]

Idgie Flowerbottom Fae! My son, a gift from the fire goddess, and perpetual biter of any exposed skin that presents itself!