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Magical States: All Powers and Weapons
Finally some content from this AU. Big thanks to @the-phoenix-heart for helping with ideas, couldn't have done this without her!
In addition to getting new snazzy outfits, each state has been granted a power and a weapon in the dreamworld. Not all sets are created equal. Some are more combat-oriented, some more support-oriented, some only help themselves, and some only help others. Some states haven't fully realized extent of their powers when they first entered the dream, so the qualities listed here are their baseline abilities.
This is a long post, so the list is under the cut.
Alabama
Power: Cotton Cloud
Alabama can create a red cotton cloud that can slow down whatever is in it.
The cloud is reportedly very comfy.
Weapon: Hammer
His Cotton Cloud makes it easier for him to land hits with his hammer.
It is yellow in color. hehe yellowhammer
Alaska
Power: Bear Form
Alaska can transform into a polar bear at will. Whilst transformed, he still keeps his human mind and ability to talk.
Weapon: Bear claws
In addition to the bear claws from his transformation, the claws on the mitts of the long flaps of his hat can also be used.
Arizona
Power: Hot Hands
Arizona can heat things that he touches.
Weapon: Stiletto daggers
The heat conductive quality of his copper-like daggers allow for him to superheat things in a small point.
Arkansas
Power: Diamond Spikes
He can sprout red diamond spikes from his body. These can be used for defense and/or offense.
Weapon: Hog helmet
Arkansas cannot grow diamonds from his head, so the helmet offers him head protection instead.
Colorado
Power: High Haze
Colorado can emit red smoke from his mouth that gives the effects of altitude sickness to whoever breathes it in.
He cannot control who gets affected so this power is very prone to friendly fire.
States with higher average altitudes will be less affected while lower states will be more affected. Non-personification entities will all feel moderate altitude sickness.
Weapon: Two ice axes
Connecticut
Power: Werewolf
He can partially transform into a wolfish form that enhances his physical speed and strength as well as give him more heightened senses.
Weapon: Shark Grillz
The nutmeg-colored metal over his teeth are sharpened, and they become more effective with Werewolf giving Connie a longer snout.
Delaware
Power: Spot Swap
Delaware can swap places with anybody by saying their name.
Weapon: Shield
It is styled like a kite shield, though more diamond shaped.
Florida
Power: Dragon’s Breath
Florida can shoot fire from his staff, able to shoot fireballs, streams of fire, or maintain a flame for light.
This fire has a magical quality, allowing it to even exist underwater.
Weapon: Gator staff
The gator head at the top of the staff is slightly sentient, and the two trailing ribbons can act as hands.
Georgia
Power: Rest Stop
Georgia can create a circle with a six foot radius around him that can gradually heal the physical injuries of anyone standing in it.
The corresponding area glows peachy pink when he does so.
Weapon: Fiddle
Playing the fiddle allows tree roots to sprout and encircle the circumference of the Rest Stop. As long as Georgia is playing, the roots can move to defend the area. He can do this even if he doesn’t make a Rest Stop.
Idaho
Power: Green Thumb
Idaho can instantly sprout a full grown and healthy potato plant from any solid surface in any environment.
The plant is easy to pull out for harvest.
Weapon: Potato Launcher
He can use the potatoes grown from his Green Thumb as ammo.
The potatoes explode on contact after being launched.
No need to worry about fuel, it’s powered by magic.
Illinois
Power: Danger Sense
Illinois has a heightened instinct for danger and has magically enhanced reflexes.
Weapon: 12 gauge shotgun
The gun shoots buckshot rounds.
Indiana
Power: Superspeed
Weapon: Bullwhip
Inspired by Indiana Jones, this whip is just as versatile. It can be a weapon as well as a grappling tool to grab items, to swing off from, and be used as a rope.
Kansas
Power: Whirlwind
Kansas can manipulate wind.
Weapon: Broom
Combining Whirlwind with his broom, Kansas is able to fly like a witch.
Kentucky
Power: Tune Up
Kentucky can enhance the powers of one person whilst creating music.
Weapon: Native flute
Louisiana
Power: Flight
Louisiana’s pelican wings are larger and finally let him be able to fly. Out of all the other states, his flight is the most agile and precise.
Weapon: Saber
Maine
Power: Ice Breath
Maine can use his Ice Breath to create ramps to launch himself up as well as freeze enemies and create small walls.
Weapon: Ice skates
His skates will always keep the ground under him icy enough to skate on. However, the ice quickly reverts to normal ground the moment he leaves it.
Maryland
Power: Shadow Clones
Maryland can create at most four shadow clones that are equal to him in every way, except that they cannot create more clones.
The four are silhouettes of Maryland tinted red, yellow, white, and black.
Weapon: Lance
Massachusetts
Power: Ghost Troop
Mass can spawn spectral soldiers that fight for him. They’re the same as his Spirit’s. There’s just a small troop of six now.
They use rifles as well as bayonets.
When he spawns more, they rise out of the ground.
Weapon: Polearm
Mainly used to command and direct his soldiers by pointing at whatever needs fighting.
The spearhead resembles that of an upside-down cross.
Michigan
Power: Sharp Frost
By slashing the air, Michigan can project slices of ice or snowy wind. He only needs to create a swinging motion to form and shoot them out.
Weapon: Claw gloves
Claws can extend from the knuckles of Michigan’s gloves, similar to Wolverine.
Missouri
Power: Foresight
Missouri can sometimes see a spectral image of potentially dangerous events happening seconds before it really happens. It's visible as a short flash in his eyes.
This always triggers if the potentially dangerous event is going to directly affect himself.
Weapon: Mirror Marksman
Missouri has a ray gun that shoots a small laser blast. By itself, the raygun does very little damage.
He can augment his damage by tossing mirror coins into the air that reflect the laser. The more coins are chained, the more damage the laser does.
His Foresight aids him by giving him prediction lines.
Montana
Power: Shooting Star
Montana can call down small golden stars from the sky to strike his opponent with.
The more open sky is available to him, the stronger this power is. The opposite is true as well.
Weapon: Hunting rifle
He shoots the stars from his power as bullets.
Nebraska
Power: Plant manipulation
Nebraska can command plant life to grow and move to his will.
Weapon: Scythe
New Hampshire
Power: Geokinesis
New Hampshire can move and throw earth with his mind. He can even cut out sections of earth to use. However, he cannot shape it.
Weapon: Gauntlets
New Jersey
Power: Fury of the Leeds Devil
New Jersey can dramatically increase his physical capabilities and go into an animalistic mental state by releasing a battle cry.
Weapon: Claw gloves
Not to be confused with Michigan’s Wolverine-esque gloves. The claws go over Jersey’s fingers.
The gloves also have knuckle protection for punching. When he closes his fist, the claws slide up his fingers for more comfortable punching.
New Mexico
Power: Omni-gravity
New Mexico can alter the strength and direction of his own gravity.
Weapon: Grappling hook
New Mexico can separately control the hook’s gravity to help him get around or use it as a flail.
New York
Power: Stormclouds
New York’s Spirit storm clouds can now shoot blue lightning bolts.
Weapon: Spiked bat
His bat is made of metal and can be charged with a lightning strike for more damage.
North Carolina
Power: Tar Heel
The sticky tar can slow down opponents that step in it and/or are covered in it.
Tar is flammable, and other states can set it aflame.
North Carolina’s tar reflects green.
Weapon: Six flintlock pistols
He can summon as many pistols as he wants through the two holster belts strapped across his chest, though only six appear at a time.
The bullets spray buckshot-style, and they spread tar upon hitting the ground which can slow down enemies.
North Dakota
Power: Brotherly Bond
The closer in proximity he is to South Dakota, the more heightened his physical capabilities become.
Weapon: Compound bow
North Dakota often sits on his twin’s motorcycle and shoots arrows from there.
Ohio
Power: Back Tendrils
Ohio can use these to grasp and swing around on the terrain.
Weapon: “Buckbooms,” remote bombs that resemble buckeye nuts.
He is immune to the damage from his own explosions, allowing him to use the force to fly.
Oregon
Power: Woodchipper
Oregon can shred anything in front of him to harmless bits when he creates a small energy field by opening his mouth.
The stuff he eats does gradually fill his stomach, so if he’s full he can’t use his power.
Weapon: Axe
PA
Power: Forcefields
Hits to his forcefields gradually make his body more fragile.
Weapon: Musket with bayonet
His body now has a composition like that of stone, which makes him more durable than other states. However, his body is now also able to shatter, which prevents him from using any part of him that isn’t attached to his main body. Luckily, the pieces can be easily put back. It is only fatal if the shattered area corresponds to a vital organ rupture or an immediately fatal injury.
South Carolina
Power: Fort Up
South Carolina can spawn a small, wooden, spiked wall out of the ground in front of him.
He can only spawn one at a time, so when he spawns a new one the old one collapses and disappears.
Weapon: Rapier
South Dakota
Power: Brotherly Bond
The closer in proximity he is to North Dakota, the more heightened his physical capabilities become.
Weapon: Motorcycle
To South Dakota, the vehicle is pretty light. It’s light enough for him to lift and swing it with fairly low effort.
The wheels are magically all-terrain, even able to drive over water.
Tennessee
Power: Mockingbird
Tennessee can mimic voices and sounds that he has heard before.
Weapon: Microphone chain mace
The head of the microphone is spiked and can extend a chain to be swung.
Texas
Power: Retaliate
Texas can absorb the force from hits directed at him and then hit back stronger than before.
He still feels pain, and damage over time like burning or poison can hurt him without fueling his Retaliate.
Weapon: 10 gauge double-barrel shotgun
Texas can channel the absorbed force into his gun to release it all in one big blast.
Utah
Power: Busy Bees
Utah can have the spectral bees of his Spirit’s halo build various earth constructs to support his fellow states.
These constructs can include walls, ramps, or to elevate states to give them higher ground.
Weapon: Tome
The pages consist of various building schematics for these constructs. Utah can flip through the pages extremely fast to find what he needs.
Vermont
Power: Leaf Darts
Vermont can command the falling leaves of his Spirit to shoot out.
While the leaves continuously generate, Vermont can run out if he uses too many at once.
Weapon: Knife
Virginia
Power: Charm
Virginia can use an elevated charisma to make enemies more docile and easily influenced.
This mainly works on fodder enemies rather than Nightmares.
Weapon: Parazonium
Washington
Power: Precipitate
Washington’s raincloud Spirit can now form rain, hail, sleet, snow, and various types of precipitation.
Weapon: Umbrella
Their umbrella is for combat only, not to shield themself from Precipitate.
West Virginia
Power: Wormhole
The little moths that flit around him can turn into black short-distance portals of various sizes for West to teleport through.
Weapon: Giant pickaxe
Wisconsin
Power: Slipstream
Wisconsin can swim through solid objects as if they were liquid. This includes floors, walls, and ceilings.
He can breathe whilst doing so, but he can’t do any damage if completely submerged.
Weapon: Battleaxe
Wyoming
Power: None
Weapon: None
Wyoming is the weakest magical state in terms of combat strength due to barely changing at all from his normal self.
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#american dream: magical states#pheo and i had a lot of fun with making tier lists lmaoooooo
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Things I've Learned By Living in the South (from Florida to Texas)
1. Save all bacon grease.
You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic.
Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive truck with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them.
Just stay out of their way.
This is what they live for.
3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular.
"All y'all" is plural.
"All y'all's" is plural possessive.
4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity".
And the collateral phrase "You call this hot?
Wait'll August."
5. Don't tell us how you did it up there.
Nobody cares.
6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry.
It'll cool down-in December.
7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol. A Jeep, Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
10. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder, that is called "courtesy".
11. BBQ is a food group.
It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into account for Gators, Canes or Noles Football games.
13. Everything is better with ranch dressing.
14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die.
15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.
16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps.
Some people put their hand over their heart.
17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.
18. No matter what kind: sprite, coke, pepsi, mtn dew, it isn't called soda or pop.
Its all called coke
19. If you don't like the weather in Florida, wait 15 minutes, it will change.
20. No, most of us won't call the law if you break into our home. We'll call the county coroner and only tell our cousin at the police department when he comes over for Bean Night.
21. A Walmart in your town is a luxury, most of us do grocery shopping at the Dollar General.
22. Buccee's is not a gas station, it's an experience.
#reddit refugee#196#comedy#truth of the South#Southern Living#rules to live by#home is where the heart is#i miss my home
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can I have some fluffy Houston hcs please? :3
also, while I'm here, are there any songs that you associate with Houston? I remember you mentioned a will wood one once, but I can't remember which one
YES YOU CAN!!! Ok song Association first
So the will wood song is Chemical Overreaction for like the first minute of the song.
Then Hello Hello by Elton John and Lady Gaga from the gnomeo and juliet movie. I don't have any others atm i think but I'll probably make a post w them eventually.
HCS below the cut!
She stole her first pair of boots from her dads closet, and her hat was a gift she got on her actual fifteenth birthday. She can still fit them so she wears them.
Steals clothes from the people around her. Her longhorns hoodie cane from austins closet, the gator and daiquiri hoodies from flo and louis respectively, even has one from alaska after barging into his house, and many more from texas.
She convinced Dallas that he would die if he went to Australia because of drop bears. After he got made fun of he made sure to google anything else Houston told him.
She was one of thise kids who was always selling something in middle school. Bracelets,necklaces,wallets,kandi, candy, fake passes etc.
She does love her dad a lot, but they're often ar odds when hes being an intolerant asshole. She still loves him tho.
When she mad at someone, they bake her a pie. She loves pie. But if you're not her dad or Virginia and you try and feed her your sweet potato pie she'll throw it at you. She's very particular about sweet potato pie.
She loves jewelry but hates how heavy it is :(
She wears glasses, and theyre all prescription.
When she cut her hair (it was to her knees and not at all practical for a farm) up to her mid back, texas was DEVASTATED. Locked himself in his room for three days with a bottle of jack daniels and a tissue box. It took him 3 months to fully get over.
She dated Oklahoma city once. It was during both of their rebellious phases. They were actually pretty sweet together unyil they both came to the conclusion that they're much rather date someone of the same sex. They still pretend to flirt when they aren't at eachothers throats.
Loves reptiles and amphibians. Thinks snakes are just the cutest (and they are) very avid toad lover.
Thinks armadillos and pangolins are so fascinating. She wants to hold one of each someday
Started listening to love is strange by sam and mickey after hearing Illinois (you know i had to sneak him in here) sing it.
Florida has seen her cry more than Texas has heard her laugh. Thats his girl fr 😢
Is very good friends with florida and louis's kids. Theyre like her cousins (besides her gfs obvi)
One time she went to visit Florida while he was rooming w cal. Their fridge was fully stocked for weeks afterward.
Is the fun babysitter, but she does know how you properly discipline (without corporal punishment) and many of those kids trust her as much as if not more than their parents. She takes care of them.
Doesn't want kids, but it's most susceptible to baby fever. She loves little babys they're so cute ugh.
That's all for now!
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I have a few hc’s that make little to no sense (except for one of them):
-Gov has a reptile hyperfixation (just decided this yesterday) and owns a few snakes and likes to put hats on them and edit little stick arms onto their pictures
-Texas doesn’t actually hate the LGBTQ+ community. He just says stuff like that because his government seems to suck and punishes him when he defends us gays and theys. He’s a closeted transgender bisexual, except the closet is made of clear plastic film.
-Gov can mimic the accent of any country and/or region he wants to. It’s both fascinating and weird.
-Louisiana taught NY how to do the two-step, Cajun Jitterbug and the waltz, and NY taught him how to do a bunch of Dutch folk dances. So now they just randomly have times where they dance for hours on end in each others rooms.
-NJ has and will continue to fvck off into the woods without telling anyone. The first time he did it, NY panicked. A lot. The poor baby thought he lost one of his big brothers 😭
-NY has and does climb Alaska like a tree to get away from angry siblings and Alaska is just fine with it at this point and even throws in some "C’mon Masshole/Jersey/Connecticut, stop bullying your baby brother." and they’re just like "👁️👄👁️💢”
Not replying to all of them bc most of these are just true and I have nothing to add.
1st one makes me think when Florida brings gators to the statehouse Gov will only pretend to be mad before knitting them sweaters bc it's too for them cold. Also he has fancy tea parties with his reptile friends in top hats bc it's the closest he'll get to a good table meeting.
I now want to see him hold a bearded dragon, with tears in his eyes while other states are watching him speak to the lizard "Your name henceforth is Alexander. You are my son- my child. I will conquer land for you, I will burn empires for you, I will sacrifice my states for your happiness alone. So please- for the love of god please stop eating your hat it took me hours!"
2nd Texas: I hate gays
Every other state: we know, your boyfriend said.
5th What you just described with NY and NJ is just my friend when she first got a cat and didn't know they just disappear sometimes to do their own thing. Honestly if any two states are cats it's those two. New Jersey probably also brought back a dead animal but for different reasons.
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A smidge of chaos
放浪者 (Hōrō-sha)-
A being of pure chaos who exists only to wander and destroy. Hōrō-sha means wanderer in Japanese. He appears like Mario, with only one main difference. He wears a royal blue hood over his hat, casting his face in complete shadow, the only things showing being a 2-D texture of wide eyes and a large grinning smile over where his face should be. Hōrō-sha goes from place to place with one objective; annoy the everliving shit out of anyone he comes across. When his hood is on, he speaks only Japanese, but for ease of reading, it will be translated. "Did you know that walking on gators are the prime public transportation in Florida?" "Did you know if you chug maple syrup and use Meese (plural for Moose) as shoes you are legally Canadian?" As well as many other completely untrue factoids. It has been observed that he does not care about humans, rather, only caring about the beasts and spirits. When visiting B00TL3G, he ignored all the soul to just annoy B00TL3G, who tried to then kill Hōrō-sha to no avail. Despite being chaotic and messy, he is not dangerous unless you get on his nerves. When Ultra M was still learning to control his power, Hōrō-sha kicked him in the ribs so hard that Ultra M needed weeks to fix them. It is unknown where he came from, but nobody wants to be responsible for him, so nobody has claimed him to their domain. His game, though long past completely broken, seems to be his safe place, as he grows more stable and less annoying. He uses it as a playground, and occasionally brings people to hang out with. His favorite is someone he calls 'B3', though more often he brings other creatures from inside the games.
(DOMAIN: ???)
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Clown school (yes I actually mean clown school) ends for me tomorrow, so here's what I think each of the main six's clowns would look like!
(For clarity's sake, I'm not talking about circus clowns. This is clowning based on Jacques Lecoq's theories of acting, in which the clown nose acts as a mask to give the performer permission to lose their inhibitions. This action, putting on the nose, allows that performer's clown to manifest and take control.)
Gov's Clown- Red White Blue
Red White Blue (usually shortened to just Red) is one of the most relaxed clowns out of everyone in the statehouse. Red frequently moves around without a care in the world, including what is expected of him. Gov will let his clown out whenever he's feeling overwhelmed by all that's happening around him. Red isn't much of a troublemaker, and can usually be trusted to be left to his own devices. However, he cannot be trusted with a secret. He has very loose lips and will tell anyone anything that he knows. Red wears the simplest costume, just a T-shirt and sweatpants. His favorite activities include sleeping, lounging in Gov's desk chair, and eating other people's food.
Texas's Clown- Bluebonnet
Bluebonnet is, surprisingly, the nicest and friendliest of the clowns. The true embodiment of "southern hospitality", Bluebonnet will often give random items to other people and clowns as presents (my clown does this a lot with plastic silverware). They don't get into much trouble on their own, but can be persuaded to by other clowns. Texas doesn't like letting his clown out and deeply dislikes Bluebonnet, though Austin really like him and does his best to persuade Texas to get him out more (I might make a post about Austin's clown later). Bluebonnet's favorite activities include
California's Clown- Hollywood
Hollywood is a very energetic clown, quite literally bouncing off the walls if he's left alone for too long. He's very artistic, though this can lead to some minor property damage when they use walls, floors, and furniture as "canvases". Like Red, Hollywood doesn't really care about what other people think of them, but they love attention being on them. It's for this reason that California usually doesn't bring them out without an audience present. Hollywood loves interacting with an audience, sometimes bringing members up during sets. They are also highly emotional and easily upset. They love putting hats, jackets, and other costume pieces on others, and if you don't let them, they will cry. Hollywood's favorite activities include singing, painting, and making outfits for people.
New York's Clown- Rat
Rat is almost the complete opposite of New York. Sweet, aloof, and easygoing, Rat gets along well with most people and clowns and rarely holds a grudge. He is more of a follower than a leader, content to follow the lead of other clowns and the clown handler (a clown handler is someone who keeps an eye on the clown and keeps them on target. They also make sure that the clown doesn't get hurt or accidentally hurts anyone else). He's one of the calmest clowns in the statehouse, as not much can cause him to lose his cool. Having said that, when Rat does get upset, he will get very quiet and develop a thousand-yard stare. This side of Rat makes him potentially one of the scariest clowns in the statehouse. While New York will never admit it, he loves clowning and is very fond of Rat. Rat's favorite activities include being around people, playing with animals, and lounging on the couch.
Florida's Clown- Gator
Gator is very similar to Florida, as Florida doesn't have many inhibitions to lose. However, there is one major difference between Gator and Florida, in that Gator can be somewhat controlled. While it takes a very specific person, someone who is direct, assertive, and friendly towards Gator, Gator is willing to listen to his clown handler and stop. Gator has by far caused the most damage, often intentionally breaking things just to see them break. Florida adores Gator, and often wishes that he and Gator could get into trouble together. His favorite activities include hiding behind corners to scare people, cartwheeling down long hallways, and inacting long-winded plans to cause chaos.
Louisiana's Clown- Daiquiri
Like Florida and Gator, Louisiana and Daiquiri are very similar. Daiquiri has somewhat of a calming effect on Gator, though not to the point where a clown handler isn't an absolute necessity. Daiquiri himself is pretty laid-back, usually not worried about anything other than where he can get his next drink. While Daiquiri loves drinking, he can't actually tell what is and isn't alcohol. Giving Daiquiri many glasses of water and telling him it's alcohol is the only known way to get Louisiana sober. Despite this, Louisiana likes letting Daiquiri out as Daiquiri makes friends easily. Daiquiri's favorite activities include drinking, drinking, and more drinking.
(If you want to hear what I think other states's clowns would look like, lmk)
#welcome to the table#wttt#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt gov#wttt california#wttt texas#wttt new york#wttt louisiana#wttt florida#clowning
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Some of the states and what pets they have headcanonons
Cali has a black cat named Luna. He found her during a thunderstone all wet and scared. He knows black cat gets a bad representation for no reason and was worried people would hate her for no reason and thus kept her.
Texas has a ranch with many many animals. His horse are his favorite. Of course Austin also lives on the ranch and has their own horse and helps Texas take care of everything. The goats try and eat everything including Austin colorful hair. Austin horse will take Texas hat and will run off with it. Texas trying to chasing him. The horse will stop and when Texas gets close run off again. Austin is no help they recording the whole thing and laughing.
Florida has some gators outside that he has named and been in some family photos for Christmas cards
Arizona has so many reptiles and any animal he finds he wants to keep. He runs a reptile sanctuary. Both in his home and two official one.
New York has a few pet rats and two pet pigeons.
Kentucky also has a horse. She is his baby.
Maryland has a few different fish tanks some of them being completely for red crawl crabs.
Utah and his family has a dog and a hamster. The hamster has been renamed new new Mexico cause like most hamsters new new Mexico wants to fight everything and will bite hard. The hamster has a big cage and lots of tunnel systems. Utah wishes he got the guinea pig in stead. But his kids love new new Mexico even tho he will not let anyone hold him. Well anyone but Illythia. So she holds him and then the kids can pet and love on him. Utah is not able to do that even when his wife is holding him. Utah doesn't understand.
Gov has a pet rock someone put on his desk. The rock has googly eyes and a small tie made out of felt. Later someome else made a very small mug of coffee out of playdough and for his rock. Now everyone has at least once made and given Govs rock something. All made out of things like colorful paper or Play-Doh or whatever. His pet rock has a home and wife. A car that is a mini van. Gov is not ready for when kids come into the mix. This is way to much. But he can't go back everyone will yell at him. He doesn't even remember how he got the rock in the first place but it's be come a hold thing. And now he scared.
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I've come up with another Scarlet Hollow MC, the infamous Florida Man ™️ cousin Jackson Scarlet. He started out as a joke playthrough, but then I got emotionally attached to the weirdo. I mean, the dude offers everyone that bag of boiled peanuts in greeting, and ironically enough, it is one of the few Scarlets to ever go to prison for a crime he was innocent of. I've included some concept art of Jackson, his roommate Truck the cat.
Name: Jackson Darwin Scarlet
Gender: male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Age: 25
Height: 5ft10"/177.8cms
Eye color: gray
Hair: Dark brown, straight, and cut short and messy
Face claim: Tom Hardy
Home city: Tampa
Notable features: the characteristic Scarlet ™️ cheekbones and deep set eyes. As well as a scar on his right eyebrow, stubble, a slightly crooked nose due to a break that didn't set right, and a few faded stab wounds on his lower abdomen beneath his belly button. Jackson also has several tattoos; a Raven on the right side of his chest, a prison tattoo of barbed wire and pocket watch with no hands on his right bicep, and a Madonna and child tattoo on his left bicep. Almost always seen wearing denim pants or shorts, a white tank top, and tacky tropical shirts in eye searing colors, no matter the weather.
Traits:
Gator wrestler Talks to animals/Powerful
Eloquent Ex-con Powerful/Book smart
Dr. Doolittle Talks to animals/ Book smart
The Birdman of Hardee Correctional Talks to Animals/Street smart
Occupation: student trying to get a degree in Biology
Living situation: shares an apartment with an asshole roommate, Truck the cat.
Romance: has a serious crush on Kaneeka.
Personality: The infamous Florida man™️ cousin. Jackson can be impulsive and reckless to the point most of Peralanne's rumors about him aren't that far from the truth like dragging an alligator out of a neighbor's pool, or getting banned from a local pet store for trying to free the animal when he was a kid, ect. Though he knows it wasn't easy for Vivian to raise him, especially with some of the crazy stuff he put her through, Jackson adored his mother dearly to the point he had a reputation for being a giant Mama's Boy. He was also raised to be a gentleman so Jackson is always very respectful of women and always addresses ladies he meets as ma'am and tips his hat, even if the lady in question is an elderly pug dog.
While he does come across as a reckless dumbass Jackson is actually pretty smart. Since he can talk to animals he developed a fascination with Biology from an early age and takes a huge interest in protecting endangered species. He's also surprisingly well read and is fond of the writings of very diverse authors from William Shakespeare to Toni Morrison.
Sadly, Jackson had a very difficult time making friends with other children his age. Animals he's fine with, but other kids don't really want to play with the boy who claims he can understand what the class hamster is saying. So when he finally did make friends, he was desperate to keep them, even if they were bad influences. Sadly, Jackson's blind loyalty got him into trouble when he took the blame for his best friend on drug charges. Since the Scarlet family name doesn't have much pull in Florida, Jackson wound up spending 4 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. Thankfully, he did eventually get his name cleared and was on his way to getting his life together, going back to school, attending AA. Things were looking up…until Vivian was diagnosed with cancer.
Miscellaneous info & Headcanons
Jackson's father was a miner named Teague O'Byrne who came looking for work after fleeing Northern Ireland during The Troubles. Vivian never shared much about Jackson's father other than he loved to share stories with her about all the folklore they both grew up with.
In addition to the Talipo story, Vivian sometimes shared Irish folktales with Jackson she heard from his father. Jackson's favorite was the story about Selkies.
Jackson's middle name, Darwin, is a reference to the famous naturalist and his interests in biology. Also, for the infamous Darwin awards where people wind up dying in very stupid ways, which so far, Jackson has only gotten honorable mentions.
In addition to being able to speak with animals, Jackson is fluent in Spanish.
As a child, he always wanted to be a pirate or sailor so he could marry a mermaid and live out in the ocean with their part fish kids.
Jackson likely has undiagnosed ADD/ADHD, but considering his trouble finding health insurance, it's going to be a while until he can get it treated.
Due to his excessive energy, Vivian tried to get Jackson involved in sports to help him focus. He did pretty well on the high school wrestling team and was eligible for some college scholarships…until his best friend got into trouble with drug possession, and Jackson took the wrap for him.
Due to being able to communicate with animals and how much the Talipo story frightened him as a child, Jackson decided early on he'd become a vegetarian.
Jackson attended Braulio Alonso High School, which had a Raven mascot. He still owns the Navy and gold varsity jacket.
Despite all the unscrupulous and illegal things the Scarlet family has done over the years, Jackson is the only family member to have on record gone to prison, and ironically, it was for a crime he was innocent of.
Growing up, one of Jackson's few friends was a kid named Benny Johnson, who moved to Tampa from Miami in the 3rd grade after his parents divorced. Jackson bonded with him over the fact they're both being raised by single moms, but that's where the similarities end. Benny's mother was a bitter ex-trophy wife that never seemed happy with anything even though she made good money off the alimony from her plastic surgeon ex, and often spoiled her son while being condescending to the people around her.
During his trial, Jackson's best friend, Benny, did testify, but instead of returning the favor for Jackson taking the blame for the drug possession charges, he threw him under the bus.
While Jackson harbor some resentment for Benny betraying him, he didn't try to hurt him or plot to destroy his life. Instead, Jackson convinced a family of skunks to move into his ex-friend's house and taught them how to safely hide and escape from an eventual visit from pest control.
Due to spending 4 years in prison, Jackson missed out on a lot of pop culture references and jokes. Like when Kaneeka's brother Miles compared him to a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure because he's into marine biology and spent time in prison, and the reference went completely over his head.
Jackson's favorite TV shows are pro-wrestling programs, The Golden Girls and Magnum PI. He also starts getting into Murder She Wrote when he befriends Stella and Gretchen.
Truck the cat is a main coon cat with a gray striped coat pattern, which is why Jackson's old room gave the cat the name Truck because he's so fucking huge.
I headcanon Truck's first owner was a chef and Jackson's ex-boyfriend. Part of the reason Truck is such a brat to Jackson is because he doesn't spoil him with treats like his "real dad" used to, since Jackson is a vegetarian and worries about Truck's health.
I headcanon Truck the cat was a rescue part of the reason Jackson keeps him after his roommate/ex-boyfriend moves out is he can relate to how hard it is to build a life after being locked up for so long.
Truck the cat has an ongoing rivalry with an alligator that likes to sneak into the neighbor's pool that Jackson affectionately addresses as, Big Edie.
Jackson often used to get into arguments with Truck when the cat would steal his food. They usually devolved into yelling at each other in Cuban Spanish.
In addition to arguments about stealing food and bathroom etiquette, Jackson doesn't like that Truck tends to monopolize the TV. The cat will scream at Jackson for hours if he doesn't get to watch his telenovelas.
Before leaving for Scarlet Hollow Jackson left Truck in the care of an elderly neighbor who he affectionately calls Abi (granny) Marisol.
Jackson often jokes that his cousin Tabitha is like his grumpy parole officer.
In a strange way, Jackson's dynamic with Tabitha mirrors his relationship with Truck the cat but reversed. Jackson would often get into arguments with Truck just for trying to keep the cat alive; like keeping Truck from eating foods that'll make him sick, or trying to stop him from trying to constantly fight Big Edie, the alligator that keeps sneaking into the neighbor's pool. Likewise Tabitha and Jackson often argue about Jackson constantly winding up in dangerous situations, and it's only a matter of time before he comes to the hilarious realization he's basically become the jackass cat to his cousin.
#scarlet hollow#Jackson Scarlet#the Florida man cousin#the man is just a walking disaster#bad haircut and tacky tropical shirts#he would love Avery's fashion tho#the fact that Jackson falls for Kaneeka is hilarious#because he knows she's way out of his league#but she so smart and pretty and she wants to be a vet#likewise Kaneeka is probably screaming internally at the irony#that for all the shady shit the Scarlet family did over the years the ex-con cousin is actually innocent of the crimes he was convicted of#poor Tabitha and Wayne tho having too keep Jackson safe#Jackson is probably a greater threat to himself than any supernatural danger#supernatural rural horror vs. the Florida man#who will win?
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i want to know your loves and icks about each of the dteam boys 🎤
oooo this is kinda fun
dream
loves: big hands, kissable nose, confident in himself, beard (ughhhhhhhh fuck), he is tall, his laugh is contagious, he is caring, loves unconditionally (sometimes to his own detriment), he is passionate about what he loves, morning voice (kill me)
icks: his americanisms (no °F is not better than °C and yes european pancakes are indeed pancakes), edater tendency's, his inability to admit when he might be wrong, that gross gator mask thing he used to wear, his love for steak and lamb, the fact that he is from florida
sapnap
loves: his kindness towards others, when he wears his hat backwards, when we won't let dream win an argument, when he shows his more sensitive side, skater boy sapnap
icks: born in 2001 (that should be illegal), clearly an angry drunk, he is really loud, when he thinks he is better at something than dream and george even though he is not (cooking for example), the fact that he is from texas
george
loves: when he shows how smart he is, his collarbones (let me bite them), when he plays fps, when he giggles, when he is a little cunty, his laugh, his love for animals
icks: fart jokes, when he riles sapnap up for no reason, when he can't act serious for one second, when he gatekeeps dnf, his hype beast tendencies, when he used to have donos on all the time and had to answer every single one, his inability to cook/feed himself
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Holidays 5.20
Holidays
Be A Millionaire Day
Beating of the Bounds (Old England)
Behcet’s Disease Awareness Day
Blue Jeans Day
Botev Day (Bulgaria)
Clinical Trials Day
Day of Remembrance (Cambodia)
Discovery Day (Cayman Islands)
Doctor Day (Indonesia)
Eliza Doolittle Day
Emancipation Day (Florida)
Empire Day
European Maritime Day (EU)
Everybody Draw Mohammed Day
Fire Festival (Elder Scrolls)
501 Day
520 Day (Valentine’s Day; China)
Flower Day
Flying Solo Day
Frigga Blot (Slavic Pagan/Asatru)
Go Fly A Kite With the Kids Day
Hari Kebangkitan (Indonesian Awakening Day)
Hats for Headway Day
Indonesian Doctor Day (Indonesia)
International Clinical Trials Day
International Gator Day
International Heritage Breeds Day
International Human Resources Day
International Red Sneakers Day
Josephine Baker Day (NAACP)
Lafayette Day (Massachusetts)
Love Feast Under the Gospel Elm (Wicken, UK)
Mecklenburg Day (NC)
National Anger Day (Cambodia)
National Awakening Day (Indonesia)
National Band Director’s Day
National Day (Cameroon)
National Day of Hatred (Cambodia)
National Eli Day
National High Heels Day
National Jase Day
National Orderly Day
National Rescue Dog Day
National Rio Day
National River Cleanup Day
National Seal Product Day (Canada)
National Streaming Day
National SugarBee Apple Day
National Women in Aerospace Day
Norman Rockwell Day
Paw Day
Pick Strawberries Day
SI Redefinition Day
Stop the Bleed Day
T’veer Chong Kamhaeng (Day of Remembrance; Cambodia)
Unfortunate Day (Pagan) [26 of 57]
Weights and Measures Day
World Autoimmune Arthritis Day
World Bee Day
World Meteorology Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Alfalfa Day (French Republic)
Dark Lord Day (Three Floyds)
Food Revolution Day
International Sweet Tooth Day
Morel Mushroom Day
National Cold Pizza Day
National Quiche Lorraine Day
Pick Strawberries Day
Tap Water Day (California)
3rd Saturday in May
Armed Forces Day (US) [3rd Saturday]
Barricade Go Topless Day [3rd Saturday]
Culture Freedom Day [3rd Saturday]
Do Dah Day (Alabama) [3rd Saturday]
Europe Day (Ukraine) [3rd Saturday]
International Restaurant Day [3rd Saturday] (also Feb, Aug & Nov)
La Corsa del Ceri (Race of the Saints; Gubbio, Italy) [3rd Saturday]
National Drawing Day (Ireland) [3rd Saturday]
National Heritage Breeds Day [Saturday of 3rd Full Week]
National Italian Beef Day [3rd Saturday]
National Kids to Parks Day [3rd Saturday]
National Learn to Swim Day [3rd Saturday]
National River Cleanup Day [3rd Saturday]
Orval Day [3rd Saturday]
Plant a Lemon Tree Day [3rd Saturday]
Preakness Stakes [3rd Saturday]
Stationary Shop Saturday [3rd Saturday]
World Fiddle Day [Saturday closet to 19th]
World Whisky Day [3rd Saturday]
Independence Days
Cuba (from US, 1902)
East Timor; (from Indonesia, 2002)
Lopezia (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]
Samizdat (a.k.a. State of Samizdat; Declared; 2019) [unrecognized]
Feast Days
Abercius and Helena (Christian; Saint)
Alcuin of York (Christian; Saint)
Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)
Austregisilus (Christian; Saint)
Baudilus (Christian; Saint)
Bernardino of Siena (a.k.a. Bernadine; Christian; Saint)
Edward II Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Ethelbert, King of the East Angles (Christian; Saint)
Fats Waller Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Feast of Mjollnir (Feast of Thor’s Hammer; Ancient Norse)
Find a New Fetish Day (a.k.a. Fetish Day; Pastafarian)
Firefighter Jackson (Muppetism)
Francis Cotes (Artology)
Frigga Blot (Pagan)
Grudie Rosnoe begins (Lavic Pagan/Asatru sacrifices to Rod for good harvests)
Henri-Edmond Cross (Artology)
Ives, An Honest Lawyer (Christian; Saint)
Ivo of Chartres (a.k.a. Yvo of Chartres; Christian; Saint)
Lucifer of Cagliari (Christian; Saint)
Media Ver II (Pagan)
Mjölnir (Old Germany; Celebration of Thor’s Hammer)
Sanctan (Christian; Saint)
Trajan (Positivist; Saint)
Visakh Bochwa Day (Buddha Day; Cambodia)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Lucky Day (Philippines) [31 of 71]
Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [28 of 60]
Premieres
The Abominable Snow Rabbit (WB LT Cartoon; 1961)
Balls, by Greg Nettles and Peter Golenbock (Sports Memoir; 1984)
Beatlemania (Musical Play; 1977)
Becoming Bond (Documentary Film; 2017)
Beverly Hills Cop II (Film; 1987)
The Color and the Shape, by the Foo Fighters (Album; 1997)
Day of the Dead, by Various Artists (Grateful Dead Anthology Album; 2016)
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (Film; 1994)
Every Breath You Take, by the Police (Song; 1983)
Fourteen Hours (Film; 1951)
Godzilla (Film; 1998)
Harry’s House, by Harry Styles (Album; 2022)
His Bitter Half (WB MM Cartoon; 1950)
Lady Dynamite (TV Series; 2016)
Midnight in Paris (Film; 2011)
The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz (TV Movie; 2005)
Naughty But Mice (WB MM Cartoon; 1939)
The Nice Guys (Film; 2016)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Film; 2011)
Poodle Hat, by Weird Al Yankovic (Album; 2003)
The Quarto, Shakespeare’s Sonnets (Book of Poems; 1609)
Rock Around the Clock, by Bill Haley & His Comets (Song; 1954)
Russian Rhapsody (WB MM Cartoon; 1944)
The Scapegoat, by Daphne du Maurier (Novel; 1957)
The Scotswoman, by Inglis Clark Fletcher (Novel; 1955)
Unplugged (The Official Bootleg), by Paul McCartney (Album; 1991)
A Very English Scandal (Film; 2018)
Viva Las Vegas (Film; 1964) [Elvis Presley #15]
Willow (Film; 1988)
You Made Me Love You, recorded by Harry James (Song; 1941)
Today’s Name Days
Bernhardin, Elfriede, Mira (Austria)
Bernardin, Lidija, Zlata (Croatia)
Zbyšek (Czech Republic)
Angelica (Denmark)
Liili, Liilia, Lilian, Lilja, Lille, Lilli (Estonia)
Karoliina, Lila, Lilja, Lilli (Finland)
Bernardin (France)
Bernardino, Elfriede, Mira (Germany)
Lead, Lidia, Lydia (Greece)
Bernát, Felícia (Hungary)
Anastasio, Bernardino (Italy)
Prieca, Salvis, Sibilla, Venta (Latvia)
Akvilas, Alfreda, Eidvilas, Vygintė (Lithuania)
Bjørnar, Bjørnhild (Norway)
Anastazy, Asteriusz, Bazyli, Bazylid, Bazylis, Bernardyn, Bernardyna, Bronimir, Iwo, Sawa, Teodor, Wiktoria (Poland)
Lidia, Talaleu (România)
Varvara (Russia)
Bernard (Slovakia)
Baudilio, Bernardo, Orlando (Spain)
Carola, Karolina (Sweden)
Bernadette, Bernardina, Bernardine, Bernetta, Bernita (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 140 of 2024; 225 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 20 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 7 of 28]
Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 2 (Wu-Yin)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 29 Iyar 5783
Islamic: 29 Shawwal 1444
J Cal: 19 Bīja; Fiveday [19 of 30]
Julian: 7 May 2023
Moon: 1%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 28 Caesar (5th Month) [Trajan]
Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 11 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 62 of 90)
Zodiac: Gemini (Day 31 of 31)
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Magical State Florida!
Florida's magical girl outfit for the AD:MS was the one I had the clearest idea of, so I decided to draw up a concept for it. No colors for this because colors hard. As I said in my original post, Florida's outfit motif is traditional magical girl. Someone should have something resembling that, so how about we give it to our poster boy? Hopefully it should still be suitable for a beach environment. I wish I was better at creating more detailed and intricate designs to honor the aesthetic to its fullest, but I tried my best.
Design explanations under cut:
While transformed, Florida's eyes and scelera will always look like that. His teeth will also become fully sharpened. I also gave him pointed ears because I figured it'd be fun. The fang earrings also let him keep some of that Florida Man feralness we all love.
The large sunhat is Florida's bucket hat but elevated. It's an iconic part of his original costume design, so I made sure to give him very distinctive headwear. To still let him keep his wild vibe while still having some magical girl, I also gave him a large spiked collar. The chain would make his movements during combat more dynamic and the orb would light aflame when he's getting really energized. While you may think such a long chain would be a hazard, is it really Florida if he doesn't wear something that would endanger his life?
Florida feels most like Florida when he is sleeveless (especially with his shoulders exposed). If you saw that edit of sleeved Florida, you'd probably feel like something was off. Florida would also feel that way, so he ripped his sleeves off during his magical girl transformation. The trim along his 2-piece outfit is meant to resemble shark teeth. I also gave him a skirt that poofs out in order to balance it with the large brim of his hat, otherwise his silhouette would look top heavy. His shoes are a sort of mix between water shoes and the lacing of ballet shoes.
His staff and its gator head is based on Albert, Ben's white gator plush. It's quite fun and currently, I'm thinking that Florida's staff can shoot fire from that orb in the gator's mouth. The head can tilt and lift itself for different angles. Of course, Florida will mainly use it as a melee weapon to bonk people. Perhaps the gator can be a little sentient, a small friend who likes to fight. Maybe the ribbons can act kinda like its arms.
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#american dream: magical states#my art
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👀🤠😔🐊
For your 2023 emojis
Reminds me of Texas and Florida just cause of the cowboy hat and the gator.
So them am just like Texas making the eyes and Florida sad.
This probably doesn't help know what your year would be buttttt this is what I thought when I saw it.
I can see it lol
The only thing that’s going through my mind right now is just:
TX: 👀👀👀👀👀
Fl: Stop looking at me like that bro 😔
Tx: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
FL: I SAID STO-
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Holidays 5.20
Holidays
Be A Millionaire Day
Beating of the Bounds (Old England)
Behcet’s Disease Awareness Day
Blue Jeans Day
Botev Day (Bulgaria)
Clinical Trials Day
Day of Remembrance (Cambodia)
Discovery Day (Cayman Islands)
Doctor Day (Indonesia)
Eliza Doolittle Day
Emancipation Day (Florida)
Empire Day
European Maritime Day (EU)
Everybody Draw Mohammed Day
Fire Festival (Elder Scrolls)
501 Day
520 Day (Valentine’s Day; China)
Flower Day
Flying Solo Day
Frigga Blot (Slavic Pagan/Asatru)
Go Fly A Kite With the Kids Day
Hari Kebangkitan (Indonesian Awakening Day)
Hats for Headway Day
Indonesian Doctor Day (Indonesia)
International Clinical Trials Day
International Gator Day
International Heritage Breeds Day
International Human Resources Day
International Red Sneakers Day
Josephine Baker Day (NAACP)
Lafayette Day (Massachusetts)
Love Feast Under the Gospel Elm (Wicken, UK)
Mecklenburg Day (NC)
National Anger Day (Cambodia)
National Awakening Day (Indonesia)
National Band Director’s Day
National Day (Cameroon)
National Day of Hatred (Cambodia)
National Eli Day
National High Heels Day
National Jase Day
National Orderly Day
National Rescue Dog Day
National Rio Day
National River Cleanup Day
National Seal Product Day (Canada)
National Streaming Day
National SugarBee Apple Day
National Women in Aerospace Day
Norman Rockwell Day
Paw Day
Pick Strawberries Day
SI Redefinition Day
Stop the Bleed Day
T’veer Chong Kamhaeng (Day of Remembrance; Cambodia)
Unfortunate Day (Pagan) [26 of 57]
Weights and Measures Day
World Autoimmune Arthritis Day
World Bee Day
World Meteorology Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Alfalfa Day (French Republic)
Dark Lord Day (Three Floyds)
Food Revolution Day
International Sweet Tooth Day
Morel Mushroom Day
National Cold Pizza Day
National Quiche Lorraine Day
Pick Strawberries Day
Tap Water Day (California)
3rd Saturday in May
Armed Forces Day (US) [3rd Saturday]
Barricade Go Topless Day [3rd Saturday]
Culture Freedom Day [3rd Saturday]
Do Dah Day (Alabama) [3rd Saturday]
Europe Day (Ukraine) [3rd Saturday]
International Restaurant Day [3rd Saturday] (also Feb, Aug & Nov)
La Corsa del Ceri (Race of the Saints; Gubbio, Italy) [3rd Saturday]
National Drawing Day (Ireland) [3rd Saturday]
National Heritage Breeds Day [Saturday of 3rd Full Week]
National Italian Beef Day [3rd Saturday]
National Kids to Parks Day [3rd Saturday]
National Learn to Swim Day [3rd Saturday]
National River Cleanup Day [3rd Saturday]
Orval Day [3rd Saturday]
Plant a Lemon Tree Day [3rd Saturday]
Preakness Stakes [3rd Saturday]
Stationary Shop Saturday [3rd Saturday]
World Fiddle Day [Saturday closet to 19th]
World Whisky Day [3rd Saturday]
Independence Days
Cuba (from US, 1902)
East Timor; (from Indonesia, 2002)
Lopezia (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]
Samizdat (a.k.a. State of Samizdat; Declared; 2019) [unrecognized]
Feast Days
Abercius and Helena (Christian; Saint)
Alcuin of York (Christian; Saint)
Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)
Austregisilus (Christian; Saint)
Baudilus (Christian; Saint)
Bernardino of Siena (a.k.a. Bernadine; Christian; Saint)
Edward II Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Ethelbert, King of the East Angles (Christian; Saint)
Fats Waller Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Feast of Mjollnir (Feast of Thor’s Hammer; Ancient Norse)
Find a New Fetish Day (a.k.a. Fetish Day; Pastafarian)
Firefighter Jackson (Muppetism)
Francis Cotes (Artology)
Frigga Blot (Pagan)
Grudie Rosnoe begins (Lavic Pagan/Asatru sacrifices to Rod for good harvests)
Henri-Edmond Cross (Artology)
Ives, An Honest Lawyer (Christian; Saint)
Ivo of Chartres (a.k.a. Yvo of Chartres; Christian; Saint)
Lucifer of Cagliari (Christian; Saint)
Media Ver II (Pagan)
Mjölnir (Old Germany; Celebration of Thor’s Hammer)
Sanctan (Christian; Saint)
Trajan (Positivist; Saint)
Visakh Bochwa Day (Buddha Day; Cambodia)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Lucky Day (Philippines) [31 of 71]
Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [28 of 60]
Premieres
The Abominable Snow Rabbit (WB LT Cartoon; 1961)
Balls, by Greg Nettles and Peter Golenbock (Sports Memoir; 1984)
Beatlemania (Musical Play; 1977)
Becoming Bond (Documentary Film; 2017)
Beverly Hills Cop II (Film; 1987)
The Color and the Shape, by the Foo Fighters (Album; 1997)
Day of the Dead, by Various Artists (Grateful Dead Anthology Album; 2016)
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (Film; 1994)
Every Breath You Take, by the Police (Song; 1983)
Fourteen Hours (Film; 1951)
Godzilla (Film; 1998)
Harry’s House, by Harry Styles (Album; 2022)
His Bitter Half (WB MM Cartoon; 1950)
Lady Dynamite (TV Series; 2016)
Midnight in Paris (Film; 2011)
The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz (TV Movie; 2005)
Naughty But Mice (WB MM Cartoon; 1939)
The Nice Guys (Film; 2016)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Film; 2011)
Poodle Hat, by Weird Al Yankovic (Album; 2003)
The Quarto, Shakespeare’s Sonnets (Book of Poems; 1609)
Rock Around the Clock, by Bill Haley & His Comets (Song; 1954)
Russian Rhapsody (WB MM Cartoon; 1944)
The Scapegoat, by Daphne du Maurier (Novel; 1957)
The Scotswoman, by Inglis Clark Fletcher (Novel; 1955)
Unplugged (The Official Bootleg), by Paul McCartney (Album; 1991)
A Very English Scandal (Film; 2018)
Viva Las Vegas (Film; 1964) [Elvis Presley #15]
Willow (Film; 1988)
You Made Me Love You, recorded by Harry James (Song; 1941)
Today’s Name Days
Bernhardin, Elfriede, Mira (Austria)
Bernardin, Lidija, Zlata (Croatia)
Zbyšek (Czech Republic)
Angelica (Denmark)
Liili, Liilia, Lilian, Lilja, Lille, Lilli (Estonia)
Karoliina, Lila, Lilja, Lilli (Finland)
Bernardin (France)
Bernardino, Elfriede, Mira (Germany)
Lead, Lidia, Lydia (Greece)
Bernát, Felícia (Hungary)
Anastasio, Bernardino (Italy)
Prieca, Salvis, Sibilla, Venta (Latvia)
Akvilas, Alfreda, Eidvilas, Vygintė (Lithuania)
Bjørnar, Bjørnhild (Norway)
Anastazy, Asteriusz, Bazyli, Bazylid, Bazylis, Bernardyn, Bernardyna, Bronimir, Iwo, Sawa, Teodor, Wiktoria (Poland)
Lidia, Talaleu (România)
Varvara (Russia)
Bernard (Slovakia)
Baudilio, Bernardo, Orlando (Spain)
Carola, Karolina (Sweden)
Bernadette, Bernardina, Bernardine, Bernetta, Bernita (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 140 of 2024; 225 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 20 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 7 of 28]
Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 2 (Wu-Yin)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 29 Iyar 5783
Islamic: 29 Shawwal 1444
J Cal: 19 Bīja; Fiveday [19 of 30]
Julian: 7 May 2023
Moon: 1%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 28 Caesar (5th Month) [Trajan]
Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 11 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 62 of 90)
Zodiac: Gemini (Day 31 of 31)
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Grinch Santa Hat I Hate People But I Love My Missouri Tigers Christmas Logo Shirt
Here’s a tailored product description for the Grinch Santa Hat "I Hate People But I Love My Florida Gators" Christmas Logo Shirt:
Grinch Santa Hat "I Hate People But I Love My Florida Gators" Christmas Logo Shirt – Gators Pride with a Dash of Holiday Humor!
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Grinch Graphic: Adds a mischievous holiday vibe to your outfit.
Florida Gators Logo: Show off your Gators pride in style.
Humorous Slogan: "I Hate People But I Love My Florida Gators" brings a fun spin on your team loyalty.
Why You’ll Love It Whether you’re at a holiday party, cheering for the Gators, or relaxing at home, this shirt is a festive way to flaunt your Florida pride. It's perfect for spreading some cheer while rooting for your favorite team.
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Grinch Santa Hat I Hate People But I Love Florida Gators Christmas Logo Shirt
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Cute Croissant Cats Christmas Pajamas – Croissant Cats Pajama Set
Celebrate the holidays with a cozy and whimsical touch in the Cute Croissant Cats Christmas Pajamas! Perfect for cat lovers and anyone who enjoys festive, playful designs, this pajama set combines comfort with charm for a holiday look you'll adore.
Product Overview
Material: Crafted from soft, premium fabric to keep you warm and comfortable.
Fit Type: Relaxed, unisex fit, ideal for lounging or festive fun.
Design: Features adorable croissant-shaped cats adorned with Christmas-themed details, adding a unique twist to holiday fashion.
Occasion: Perfect for Christmas mornings, staying cozy at home, or gifting to fellow cat enthusiasts.
Care Instructions: Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.
Why You'll Love It
Spread joy and holiday cheer with this delightful pajama set! The quirky croissant cat design brings a playful charm to your festive wardrobe, making it the ultimate treat for yourself or a thoughtful gift for someone special.
Order your Cute Croissant Cats Christmas Pajamas – Croissant Cats Pajama Set now and make your holiday season even more purrfect!
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: University of Florida GATORS Baby Hat *NEW*.
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