#floof the muffin cat

[pastafossa]

Floof's current favorite location, for some reason, is the wrapping paper bin. I'm not inclined to stop him.

[roseandbee]

Hiding her tiny face 😻

[athena-studios]

She/her pronouns

Dad techno x mom reader

This came from wattpad, it was copy pasted though it is still made by me.

"Hot chocolate"

READER'S POV!

i wake up to heavy arms wrapped around me, turning around, i am met with my lovely fiance still sound asleep. I find myself staring at him, looking so peaceful.

"You done staring?" I jump slightly at the sound of his voice.

"Mm, yeah." I stretch out a bit.

"Goodmorning then."

"Goodmorning, techno."

Suddenly, the door bursts open to a toddler with her arms open to us.

"Goodmowning!" The 3 year old says as she jumps up onto the bed.

"Goodmorning, Princess." Techno says as he sits up and situates the girl onto his lap.

"Goodmorning, Elise." I say and kiss my daughter's forehead.

"What do you wanna do today?" Techno asks Elise.

"Cafe with momma!" She says excitedly.

"Awe, sorry baby i can't, momma has work today." I say as floof comes up to the bed and onto my lap.

"Can't you take the day off?" Techno asks with a pout.

"I can't, i have a surgery on a cat."

My daughter pouts as a response.

"Thats ok princess, we can still go together." As Techno says that, she smiles big and nods.

"Speaking of work, i have to get ready or else i will be late." I inform and let floof down onto the bed as she starts playing with Elise.

I work as a lead Vet at a Pet clinic and adoption center. I love my job, but sometimes it can be a little...weird. like this one time, someone came in and said that their cat, named jambo, swallowed 11 magnets. Which is actually the cat im gonna give a surgery to today.I take a quick shower and get ready quickly changing into my scrubs and putting my my lab coat into ky bag for me to change into once i get to the building. I get down to the kitchen to see Techno feeding Elise some oatmeal.

"I gotta go, bye love! Bye Elise!" As i say that, i peck Techno on the lips and kiss my baby's forehead and finally walk out the door and into my car to get to the Building

TECHNO'S POV!

"Guess its just you and me now huh?" I say as i look at my daughter. She just smiles at me, i smile back at how cute she is.

After a little bit, i finally got her to shower and put her in someclean clothes. A Blue shirt with overalls and some sneakers.

"Café!" She speaks with her hands up.

I quickly walk out the door, locking it, with her on my hip. Walking the 10 minutes to the café.

As i walk i to the café, a bell dings signalling someone came in, making Elise giggle at the sound.

I walkup to the counter to the barista who looks no younger than 19.

"Hello sir, what can i get you today?" They ask.

"Uhm, ill get a latte and a muffin. And a hot chocolate for her." I say, mentioning to Elise at the end.

"Ok. Bear or cat?" They ask Elise.

I pull a look of confusion before the barista mouths 'the hot chocolate pattern'. I make an 'o' face and turn to my duaghter who also looks a bit confused.

"Pick one." I say, encouraging her to pick either a bear or a cat.

"Bear!" She says.

The barista quickly nods and i hand them the payment.

They quickly whip up our order, but before they give it to us the barista pirs some milk onto the hot chocolate and hands it to her. I look at the cup and it has a bear pattern.

"What do you say?" I ask Elise.

"Thank you!" She says with a big grin.

We head into one of the booths and quickly finish the food given to us.

"Did you like it?" I ask her as we walk out the cafe and back home.

She nods at me and motions for me to pick her up. I chuckle in response but still pick her up.

And then we head home.

Time skip a few hours later

I was in a call with Phil, Tommy and Wilbur just hanging out as i hear a cry from the nursery room

"Hold on guys ill be a minute." I say as i take of my headphones and walk to my Daughter's room.

"Shh, hey what the matter?" I ask her as i pick her up, only hearing her sniffle instead of crying.

"So you're just clingy huh?" I say with a chuckle. "just like her mom." I mumble.

I walk back to the office and sit down on my comfy chair, sitting Elise down on my lap and taking of the plug of my headset

"Hey guys im back." I say.

"Techno help me." I hear Phil say

"Tech, do you think there are more wheels or doors in the world?" Tommy asks as Elise tries eating the wire. For a 3 year old, she still likes chewing on things. "Becuase i think th—"

"Ops no we don't eat that" I say as i take the wire out of her mouth, cutting the little gremlin off in the process.

"Awwww is Baby Elise there with you?" Wilbur coos.

"Yep. And she's trying to eat the wire." I say as i try to take the wire out of her mouth again.

READER'S POV!

"Tech, I'm home!" I yell a bit as i enter the house.

"Tech?" I kick off my shoes and drop my bag onto the couch, only grabbing my phone.

I walk upstairs to check Elise's room, only to find it empty. I entered my and Techno's room next, to be met with my Fiancé sleeping next to my daughter, his arm lightly draped on top of her.

I smile at the sight. Quickly taking a picture and changing into my pajamas. I join the two in bed and feel and arm drape over me.

"Goodnight, my love." Techno mumbles, his eyes still closed.

"Goodnight, Tech." I say and fall into a deep slumber.

Divider from @cafekitsune

[fidgetyhands]

My cutesy talk to cats has reached new lows. Mr. Floof came into the room to stare at me thoughtfully and I asked him "Hi, are you a muffin?" When he didn't answer, I followed up with "I'm a muffin. Who are you? Are you muffinlike too?"

[rpmemesyo]

lines from my favorite tiktoks | part 1/?

It's me. Hi. I'm your bestie. It's me.

I may be. I'm. I may have. I have the stupid!

You ever try and do something and then you realize you fucking suck at it?

I'm totally gonna have sex in this graveyard.

Press X to doubt.

I'm sorry I don't speak dork.

Whatever, I'm a teenager in the '80s and I'm gonna live life while I'm young.

Today I'm not making biscuits, I'm actually making murder muffins.

We do not need that many Cheez-Its.

I am not the bigger person. I am the smaller person. Who is prone to pyromania.

You're worth more than chicken nuggets.

Wait, why am I stressed? This is my brain, and I can think whatever I want.

I thought today was your day with the brain cell.

The government is lying to us. The earth is not a globe. It is also not flat. The earth is...a cat.

How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

I'm not fat, okay? I'm just really, really easy to see.

I have to make sure these kids don't blow up the planet every day!

I am a houseplant with a god complex and elbows.

It says if I read this out loud it'll unleash hell.

My love, that's witchcraft!

What's up d-bags I'm from hell.

My kid game of choice was, I would take my dinosaur toys and take them to divorce court.

He isn't actually a cat, he is a pyramidial shaped floof gremlin from another universe and he teleported here to steal our souls, learn to control us, and achieve world domination.

Does anybody know what I have to roll to take down a level 82 Karen?

Thank you for the trauma, I need it for my art.

[housewifebuck]

Not my own floofs but

https://www.tumblr.com/mittensmorgul/733757454999011328/everythingfox-cat-egory-3-hurricane

Omg…Purricane……….

Here is Gracie rn as we speak (she is waiting for a piece of my English muffin)

[fluffygif]

Battle of the floofs

[pastafossa]

Sir, I was using that hand.

Sir.

Excuse me, sir.

S I R !

[unwhithered]

Some of you may remember Muffin, the big gray floof pictured here. My ex and I adopted her a year ago next week to be a friend for Eggo when we traveled and took the dog, b/c Eggo loses her shit if left alone for even a couple of hours. She was five years old and had already been abandoned at the same shelter 3x. 

Unfortunately Muffin never really got over her hatred of Mr. Dog, though she did stop being afraid of him after a couple of months, so when we split and I moved out I took Mr. Dog and Eggo, who Dog raised from a tiny stray kitty to her dysfunctional adult self, and Muffin stayed with the ex. She’s reportedly very happy living 5 days a week dog free as the queen of the apartment. She’s also bonding with her lil brother, Syrup’s litter mate whose name is Honey Butter As you can see in this picture he’s a blonder, bigger version of Syr, and they get along fine when he calms down.

I get to visit and squish her tonight when I pick up the dog. I miss her. But the important thing is she’s happy and safe and loved.

[kindred-spirit-93]

BABY MUFFIN ANGEL BLORBO KITTY CAT FLOOF IS BACK WHOO

Heyyyy bbg hru

May I request blorbo Nico art cause it always makes me smile when I see his stupid little face

It's a little scrappy 'cause i'm in the middle of doing some work :[

[cat-cosplay]

Do you have suggestions for adjusting patterns for long-haired, extremely floofy cats? Trying to adapt a pattern for my Ragdolls and while yeah, it fits, the muffin top of floofs around collars and such is difficult.

For floofy animals I would increase the neck hole size to allow the floof to taper/be evenish. Otherwise you just get the Blockbuster Employee shirt look with the floofy head

[systlin]

Would you mind sharing names and photos of your six cats?

Photos maybe later, I don't know where half of them are right now. Probably sleeping on the top shelf in the closet, again.

Muffin. Big Gray Bastard. Vet is positive he's at least half maine coon; he's got the furry paws and ear tufts and all that, and also weighs 25 pounds and is nearly the size of a small bobcat. Big Boi. Sweet to me, who he has chosen as His Person, but can be an asshole. Chirrups. Tail Very Floof. Will play fetch.

Kreig. Muffin's brother. Smaller (only 18 pounds!) and sweeter. Also has floof paws and ears. Likes to head bonk me, preferably when I am mid-drink of coffee to make me spill it.

Logan. Gray domestic shorthair. The eldest, and a Dignified Man. Likes to sit perched on top of the hutch or medicine cabinet or fridge and look down upon his domain while looking EXACTLY like one of those statues of Bast. Gets on great with Muffin.

Ra. Orange domestic shorthair. Very sweet boy. Very stupid. No brain cells in that little skull, just a screensaver bouncing around.

Stinky. Also an orange domestic shorthair, but his color is more muted. Also very sweet. Somehow even stupider than Ra. Him and Ra get along great; it's like a tiny adorable and very dumb comedy duo.

Bud/Buddy; brown domestic shorthair. The newest. Very sweet, but after being attacked by the feral toms outside is very wary of these other cats. All except Muffin are mostly curious about him; Muffin, being an asshole, did walk up and swat at him just to be a total dick. Bud swatted back, though, so they'll work it out.

[georgiapeach30513]

Have Fun Friday

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Summary:  You give Owin a blueberry muffin

Pairings:  Owin X BB

Rating:  floof

Warnings:  none, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  500

Desperate Lives AU Masterlist

Owin Everett-Levinson Masterlist

You nervously take a deep breath and look up at the clock.�� Feeling stupid that you know his schedule.  You know that the giant man is about to come in any minute now.  You made sure that the blonde roast was piping hot.  Made sure to make an extra special giant blue berry muffin just for him, and now you’re waiting.  Waiting and nervous.

Mrs. Drysdale gives you a soft smile before finishing up inventory.  ‘Ignoring’ you, but she’s really not.  She’s watching you aimlessly try to make yourself look busy.  Hearing that bell and that loud boisterous laugh you take a deep breath.

His eyes move over the display excited at what he sees, but he’ll never say it.  “So itty bitty, what is on the menu for today?”

“Uh, we have blueberry muffins, pumpkin muffins, strawberry cheesecake, and morning glories.  What would you prefer?” 

You only see a slight hitch in him.  Wanting to request what he really wants, but also wanting to see if you can guess.  “Surprise me.  I’ll have my regular coffee too.”

You pour him his coffee, and pull out a bag from under the counter to set on the table, “Have a nice day Owin.”

That thick finger taps on the counter, and he gives you a smile, “Why did you bring a bag from under there?”

“Open it up.”

Without removing his eyes from your face, those tatted hands delicately open up the bag, and then he looks down into it.  “That’s a giant blueberry muffin isn’t it?”

“You’re a giant man, aren’t you?”

He takes a long drink of his coffee, and sighs at the taste “What are you doing Friday night?” you did not expect that to change gears so quickly.  “Morning.  Tomorrow morning.  What are you going?  Doing.  What are you doing?” he stutters out.

“You know I’m working.”

“I’ll see you tomorrow then, Bitty Bean!”

“Quit calling me that Owin.”

“Make sure to wear something nice tomorrow!  Mrs. D, you look completely ravishing today,” he informs her before walking out of the coffee shop, leaving you looking after him with a furrowed brow.

Confused.  To say that you weren’t, would be a complete lie.  You look around the counter unsure of what to think.  “He’s playing your game now,” she winks at you.

“I gave him the muffin, and the right coffee.  I don’t understand.”

She goes to add some beans to the grinder, pointing at them to Vanesa before pulling you into the back.  “You didn’t think he’d get a blueberry muffin and then he just asks you out did you?”

“Well, this has been going on for months now.”

“This is new to him.  He started to ask you out, and then retracted it.  Give him time to navigate this.  He’s interested, but don’t hurt my boy.  You have all the power over him now.  But do wear something nice.  It’s Marshall’s weekend.”

“How did you know that?  Mrs. Drysdale?”

“He works for my daughter.  He has for many years now, he’s became a fixture in our lives, along with Shep.  Owin is no Marshall.  He has a cat that he cuddles up next, too.  He’s my granddaughter’s godfather.  He’s a family friend, and they’ve all been good to us.  He’s not Marshall though.  He wants a family, and you want him.  Have fun Friday.”

Masterlist

[thebroccolination]

Just to add, Krist has four cats. He got Pluto first, since Krist is ostensibly allergic and Pluto is hypoallergenic. Then he got Muffin, and Muffin had kittens. So Krist has three fluffy cats (he probably takes allergy medication) and one sphinx, and according to Krist, most people zero in on the floofs. But Pluto is his favorite.

And I think it’s sweet that Gawin zeroed in on Pluto and genuinely seems to love him. Like, during a BMF promotional Space last year one of Krist’s cats meowed and someone was like, “Was that Pluto?” and Gawin—in another location!!!—casually went, “Nah, Pluto’s meow is higher.”

The man has Pluto’s meow memorized. :’(

I need toxic fans to chill out or get completely ostracized so I can have more Gawin+Pluto interactions. I miss them.

Everything about this just makes me love Gawin more. He’s so gentle with Pluto. Like, he makes sure Krist has him securely in his arms before he lets go, he circles around to check on him, and then he gives his little boiled chicken head an affectionate little stroke I might have a stroke.

[leafstranger]

The Cat-Cosplay Work Begins

As most ridiculous things do, the thought hit me at 10pm: I could ask a friend to help me pattern out Alphinaud and Alisaie cosplays for my Ragdoll cats to go with my Ameliance cosplay.

Said friend, also having an ADHD-shifted sleeping schedule and nothing better to do, enabled me.

This is how we wound up with this at 10:30, testing whether the kittens would tolerate clothing:

Followed by a first attempt, which wound up more cape, less jacket, by 11:30. Alphinyan loved it to the point where he protested when we tried to take it off:

Friend: “It’s really hard to calculate ease for FLOOF.”

Me: “Does floof count as a muffin top or is this a sausage casing situation?”

We discovered a lovely Etsy store (now that the strike’s over) that sells a bajillion patterns for pets, and take 3 was completed by 2AM and fits. Mostly. For a mock-up. Alisaie is easier to fit because she’s less pure-floof, but her MAJESTIC MANE still causes problems.

I have EXTREMELY tolerant cats. Obvs. the mockup is just that; the final product needs interfacing and possibly non-stretch/non-knit material to hold an actual shape, but we have the general gist of it now.

Today, everyone is v. tired from Late-Night Manic Cosplay Adventures:

[allysonhood]

#muffin is 40% tail. #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #catsofinsta #catsforever #kittytail #floof #floofytail (at Canton, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/By4Fxc_gJkQ/?igshid=1xb3px6orcga6