allysonhood
Allyson Hood is Funny.
1K posts
I'm a comedian from Detroit and now I live in Los Angeles, so you've probably never heard of me. I have too many cats, a nerd-tastic fiance, and a collection of action figures and Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards. I like cats and sharks and Netflix. My life is hilarious. Or a joke. Your call.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
I just want to eat my snacks in peace. 馃槶 #parentproblems #momlifebelike https://www.instagram.com/p/CqZ1a9OuI6U/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
2 notes View notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
@everytown #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqV1SfgJ5Yv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
2 notes View notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
@everytown #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqV0xLrJz99/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note View note
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Enough is enough. #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqVzh-pJ_0Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Little dude. #harebear 馃惏 馃惢 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRvdkhOjLM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
We鈥檝e got a smile! 馃槃馃挌馃А馃 #harebear #馃惏馃惢 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqB2trGpCmX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
I am who I am. #truecrime #truecrimepodcasts #asherperlman https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_wC4AOJId/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note View note
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Normally his hair is luxurious, but sometimes static electricity betrays you. (proof his hair is amazing in pic 2 and 3) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_uZtjO1dc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Got my hair done and I鈥檓 loving it as always! Thank you @stevenjobmint ! I feel like a person again. 馃А馃挍馃А馃挍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp3egc5JtTL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
My newborn refuses to be put down, my toddler peed on the couch, my husband is super sick and I鈥檓 doing GREAT. I AM CRUSHING IT AND TOTALLY KEEPING IT TOGETHER. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoR1SDJWTj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
My Pa and I went to the Red Wings game last night courtesy of my hubby @offthemike who watched the kiddos and my mom so we could have a night off. They lost in overtime, but we still had fun! #LGRW #littleceasarsarena #hockeytown (at Little Caesars Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpV0NXjpEh8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Baby dump (Not 馃挬) #harebear https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGCx7JJWdA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note View note
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
If you want to have a heart attack, just let your 3 year old play with literally anything near your sleeping baby. 馃檭馃珷 https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6N2x0uCsS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note View note
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Dude, send help. #toddlerproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/Co5aTK4pgGK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note View note
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Finally had my phone out at the right time! #brothers https://www.instagram.com/p/CoV2la6J7X9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Benji has been doing great since his little brother鈥檚 arrival! He spent the couple of days we were in the hospital at his grandparents house. He built two snowmen and helped grandpa shovel snow. He hung out in Lapeer with @offthemike where he stole the show with his cuteness. And he鈥檚 really loving being a big brother, giving Harrison lots of hugs and kisses, singing him little songs, and just wanting to be close to him. https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNmXUYpVln/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
allysonhood 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
馃挋馃挋 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn9qR-Tr1aV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes