#flommistr

[eric-sadahire]

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is terrifying: "Ich liebe dich!" 

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, "I know it's hard. You're going to be okay. Here's a cup of coffee, and 5 million dollars."

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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong. Turns out, I was mistaken. 

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People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.” 

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I'm going to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do on the second day, I have no idea. 

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Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?

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The past, the present and the future walk into a cafe. It was tense.

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Always do what you are afraid to do

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According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them in two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives searching for their other halves.

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Scientists made snails remember something that did not happen to them and can erase specific memories from their brains. They have transplanted memory from one snail to another. So what does that mean for humans?

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"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement

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I’m a little high

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