#flo ty so much for tagging me i love this

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AHHHHH @rimbaux tagged me in this so im gonna!!!! do it!!!!! flo ily!!!!!!!

rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people

tagging: @chlouais @sovereign-of-the-castle @vildelesbianqueen @davenziabend @bagels-and-seagulls @sourflorenzi im not gonna tag leaf cause they tagged flo and flo tagged harri so im also not gonna tag my husband sadly akdjajfja

nickname: oh jeez ive got a few!!! i got nog and noggins from the dod, i used to be called nj at camp, and my friend calls me "baby cocktail" cause theres a drink at a restaurant we go to a lot called that and well,, i AM baby

zodiac sign: scorpio sun/pisces moon!!! im much more pisces though!!!!!

height: yo im like 5'2' im tiny

hogwarts house: i used to want to be cool so id say slytherin but im absolutely NOT a slytherin im a fuckin hufflepuff aldjajfka

last thing i googled: "spotify pauses when i open other apps iphone" thats so boring aldjaj sorry but it keeps HAPPENING and i HATE it

fave musicians: oh god here we go; sufjan stevens, lizzo, janelle monae, dixie chicks, beatles, green day, troye sivan, abba, mom jeans, hhh thats all i can think of rn????

song stuck in my head: recently its been "dance this mess around" by the b-52s which is,,, a very interesting song!!!!! i love it!!!!!!

following: 638 YIKES most are probably inactive though lol (im gonna copy harri and add that my main is @beachboburt so if you get followed from that it me!!!!!!!)

followers: oh jeez here its 188 and i love every single one of you!!!!!

do you get asks?: i do when i ask people to send me prompts or questions usually, and then sometimes i get a random one and it makes me 😭😭 its my FAVORITE THING

amount of sleep: lmao hhhh on average id say like 4 hours a night???? its all thanks to the dungeon gays and timezones being homophobic

what are you wearing?: black shorts and a shirt from my high school music department lol it was a lazy day and super warm out!!!

dream job: my goal is to work with kids with autism spectrum disorders and its honestly also my dream job????

dream trip: oooo i really want to go to greece and italy cause theyre so pretty but also i want to go back to portland, oregon cause that place was so fun and gay!!!!!!!!

instruments: ive played the clarinet for like 12 years (im actually like highkey really good) and i can also play the guitar and ukulele!!!!

languages: im a native english speaker and me and flo have actually talked ahout this before but i took french dor 6 years and i dont remember any of it besides a few dumb words, and im currently learning ASL and i really want to get good at that!!!

10 favorite songs: oh my god this is tough but ill try my best (this changes day by day)

1. dance yrself clean (lcd soundsystem)

2. wicked little town-reprise (hedwig and the angry inch)

3. love shack (b-52s)

4. dont wanna fall in love (green day)

5. the good side (troye sivan)

6. truth hurts (lizzo)

7. i dont trust u anymore (left at london)

8. casimir pulaski day (sufjan stevens)

9. how have you been? (tom rosenthal)

10. song that might play when you fight sans (undertale lmao)

random fact: um something thats like a big part of who i am (which sounds kind of dumb tbh but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) is that i have like,, big curly hair??? like lots of curly hair and its just really important to me???

aesthetic: sweaters, baggy shirts and fuckboy shorts/pants, hearts and smiles and winks and blushing, music all the time, dark hair dark eyes, dogs dogs dogs, loving my friends, very enthusiastic when im involved in something, lots of punctuation!!!!!, scootering around campus, forehead and cheek kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was so fun AHHHH

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shuffle your music library and list the first 20 songs that play! 🎶 + bold the ones you love.

Thank you for tagging me @yasminaomars ✨

i didn’t choose a playlist cause they’re a mess so this is just from my likes which is why the genres are so far apart

1. Thousand Eyes - Of Monsters and Men

2. Nobody - Miraa May

3. VCR - Tyler, The Creator

4. Bad B*tch - French Montana, Jeremih

5. Show Me - Alina Baraz, Galimatias

6. Top Form - Masicka

7. Baddest - Mulatto, Omeretta the Great

8. Signs - Drake

9. Water Me - FKA twigs

10. i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

11. Plastic 100°C - Sampha

12. Everyday - A$AP Rocky

13. In The Party - Flo Milli

14. Hypnotize - Biggie

15. Kickin’ Back - Mila J

16. Ivy - Frank Ocean

17. Sitting Pretty - Ty Dolla $ign

18. Riri - Aminé

19. Only - RY X

20. In the Sky - SiR

not much songs in here that I love, the shuffle button did me dirttyyy

tag list

i’m not gonna spend my time tagging so if you wanna do it, go ahead. also tag me so I can steal your music ❤️

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Your Hopper head canons are a TREASURE! If you're still accepting requests, I'd love to read one about Hop gift-giving. Birthday gifts, Anniversary gifts, Christmas gifts - and I like to think he's the type to give Just Because gifts, too. Thank you! XO

Thank you so much, that’s so lovely of you to say!! I hope you enjoy these HCs, apologies for how long I’ve taken!! 💕

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Birthday gifts

For your birthday, he’ll usually gift you something personal that you mentioned months ago that you wanted.

The day is all about you so he’ll want to make sure it’s something he knows that you want.

He’ll be planning months before what he wants to get you, often going out of town to find the exact thing.

The night before he’ll wait until you’ve gone to bed, then he’ll be setting the presents up on the kitchen table, tying balloons to the chairs, scattering confetti across the surface of the table, putting banners up.

You’re his girl, and he’ll be damned if you don’t feel special from the moment you wake up.

Anniversary gifts

His gift will be something about how he feels about you or related to something in your history together.

He’ll want to remind you, despite the fact he does nearly every single day, that he loves you with all his heart and will forever, ‘even if you can be damn annoyin’ sometimes.’

He’ll want to gift you something you can either wear or see every day, so when you’re down you can have a reminder of his love close to you.

Christmas gifts

Christmas is an entirely different kettle of fish.

It’ll either be a jokey gift or a lingerie set so he can ‘warm you up’, a joke he’ll never tire off.

The lingerie he’ll have you open in private, though, away from El’s innocent eyes, and you’ll naturally have to show him how it looks.

Just Because Gifts

Flowers are a big one, a gift he’ll give at random. He pick the best of the bunch, riding all the way home with a smile on his lips as he’ll know you’ll grin at the sight of them.

Though, really, you’ll be smiling at seeing him; the flowers just a bonus.

He’ll often bring home your favourite foods or drink, too, gifts that’ll make you throw your hands up in the air with joy, grinning.

Or, again, something you mentioned to him that you’re thinking of getting or waiting until you’re paid to get. He’ll give it to you with a gentle kiss, telling you you deserve it.

Or, sometimes he’ll pass a shop window and see something that he’d love to see you wear or place somewhere in the house.

In general, at the beginning of your relationship he’ll ask Flo to help him wrap the presents, not trusting his abilities, but after a while he’ll do it himself, enjoying wrapping each one and adding a tag to it with little personal notes that he know will make you smile or blush.

Reblogs, comments and likes make my day in a way I can’t describe.

Let me know if you’d like to be tagged or removed in my future work!

Masterlist

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funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. Wall (Backs to the wall) Bea O'Problem (B.O. problem - used in The Simpsons) Bea Sting (Bee sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Anas (Bananas) Ben Crobbery (Bank robbery) Ben Crumpsy (Bankruptcy) Ben DeToy (Bendy toy) Ben Dinrode (Bend in road) Ben Dover (Bend over) Ben Lyon (Been lying) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been there) Ben Tubble (Bent double) Ben Zeen (Benzene) Bennie Factor (Benefactor) Bertha DeBluse (Birth of the blues) Bess Twishes (Best wishes) Bessy Ality (Bestiality) Betty Bangzer (Bet he bangs her) Betty Beatzer (Bet he beats her) Betty Diddint (Bet he didn't) Betty Humpter (Bet he humped her) Betty Woant (Bet he won't) Bev Ridge (Beverage) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Dersyard (Builders yard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Dajoak (Born to joke) Bjorn Free (Born free) Bo Nessround (Bonus round) Bob Frapples (Bob for apples) Bob Gerunkel (Bob's your uncle) Bowen Arrow (Bow and arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shakespeare) Brandon Iyon (Branding iron) Brice Tagg (Price tag) Brighton Early (Bright and early) Briony Points (Brownie points) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Brooke Ennail (Broken nail) Bruce Dapples (Bruised apples) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it down) C Cal Culator (Calculator) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. Bread (Daily bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly bits) Dan Gling (Dangling) Dan Sing (Dancing) Dan Zuround (Dance around) Danielle Soloud (Don't yell so loud) Darius Lesgettham (There he is, let's get him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be more) Daryl Beaderday (That will be the day) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dave Vower (Devour) Dawn Keebals (Donkey balls) Dean R. Seddy (Dinner's ready) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Lishous (Delicious) Dee Sember (December) Dee Struction (Destruction) Dee Zaster (Disaster) Denise R. Knockin (The knees are knocking) Denise R. Nobbly (The knees are knobbly) Dennis Elbow (Tennis elbow) Dennis Toffice (Dentist office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did anyone hear that) Des Buratto (Desperado) Des Pratt (Desperate) Diana Cancer (Dying of cancer) Diana Phirst (Dying of thirst) Diane Toluvia (Dying to love you) Di O'Bolic (Diabolic) Dick Hertz (Dick hurts) Dick Less (Dickless) Dick Tate (Dictate) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did he really do it) Didier Lykit (Did you like it) Dinah Mite (Dynamite) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Dixie Normous (Dick's enormous - as seen in Austin Powers) o Mi Sun (Do my son) Doll R. Bill (Dollar bill) Dolores Beto-Morrow (There will always be tomorrow) Don Beshie (Don't be shy) Don Keigh (Donkey) Don Thatt (Done that) Donatello Nobodi (Don't tell anybody) Doris Shutt (Door is shut) Doug Graves (Dug graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The glass is half empty) Drew PeaColeridge (Droopy Coleridge) Drew P. Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. 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Abracadabra, Part I. (The Eighties Blasts Collection, Part 6.)

Description: Jim Hopper died as a hero. But with that, one certain problem rises up - who will now lead the cops of Hawkins? Hopper thought of that - he decided to write a letter, naming his niece, nineteen-year-old student of Indianapolis police academy, Y/N Hopper as a sheriff deputy in a letter. But anybody in the town doesn’t have a clue that being a cop in Hawkins is way more dangerous than it might seem.

A/N: I WAS SO THRILLED FOR THIS CHAPTER BCS IT STARTED THE SERIES IN MY HEAD BOI.

Tagging: @charmed-asylum​

Warnings: Steve Harrington being a fucking dork and lovely boy. 

Word count: 2.5 K

Master list: The Eighties Blasts Collection

The other morning, Steve got up with a burst of sudden, strange energy. He was in such a good mood that he couldn't express it out loud. It was a morning routine - hop into a shower, take some clothes on and have a good breakfast.

Then his dad told him that he's one of the biggest disappointments in his life, just like every morning, and then his mom told him not to take it personally. That morning, he truly wasn't taking those words personally at all.

He ran off the house to his car, picking an old walkie-talkie from under his seat. It was Thursday morning, but the holiday has started, so Dustin had a day off and Steve really needed his help on this one.

"Hey, dingus. Steve here, do you copy?" - He asked while he put a seatbelt around him. Of course, Dustin copied - be never turned off his walkie-talkie because he was ready for code red at basically any moment. But to say that he was pleased to hear Steve was truly far from the truth.

"What the hell do you want? It's like... Eight in the morning and I'm on my holiday. You should go back to sleep, Harrington." - Dustin mumbled back with a sleepy voice.

"I need your help on this one. Pick up your damn ass and meet me in the shop at twenty. It's important. Steve's signing off." - Steve threw the walkie-talkie back on the passenger's seat and because Dustin knew that he never turns that damn talkie off, he continued with talking to Steve.

"If you won't take me something to eat, I'm not coming. Over." - And with that, the radio waves went silent. Steve did as Dustin required to get his help - he bought him morning menu in local KFC, took one to Robin as well, and then drove to his job.

He was actually dancing to the music playing in his car while waiting for the green light to come on. His fingers drummed on the steering wheel. And he even waved at some ladies walking on the pavement. He was wearing his sunglasses and chewing on a gum - he was feeling truly flawless. 

“Why the hell are you so loud?” - Robin growled from taking a nap on the counter next to Dustin with her eyes closed. They both looked equally dead, but that was anything that would ruin Steve’s good mood.

“Because I am a man with a plan and I took you some KFC. Now get up your lazy asses and listen up.” - He threw the bags on the counter and drummed a short melody with his palms into the glass. He bit on his lower lip, still smiling. 

“I will maybe take you seriously when you'll take those sunglasses off. Its November and you're inside a shop, idiot.” - Robin rose up her head to look at Steve with dark circles under her eyes. She looked like a mess, that was for sure. But Steve slowly took his glasses off and Dustin finally gripped his breakfast. That boy was basically starving. 

“Talk. If you don't finish before I eat everything, I'm going home. Ready, set, go.” - Dustin told to Steve coldly, starting to eat. Steve rose his eyebrows, laughing unbelievably - he knew he has to be quick. Dustin was like a bulldozer when it came to KFC.

“I want to impress a certain lady and you are both going to help me.” - Steve said nonchalantly and that was the moment when Dustin stopped eating and concentrated on Steve and Steve only. 

“Let's make it clear, we are talking about Hopper.” - Robin sighed and stood up. - “You think that you, Steve, can impress a big city lady like Y/N? Don't take me wrong, I'm not laughing at you, for now, I'm just... Interested.” 

“See? That's the whole problem. And I think that its time for Dustin to pay me back and to give me some tips. To think about them.” - Steve leaned his elbow into the counter, watching Dustin intensely. Dustin rose up his eyebrows and asking Steve if he's actually serious.

“Pay you back for what?” - Dustin squealed out. 

“For all the good pro tips I gave you to win the game with Suzie, man.” - Steve said like if it wasn't completely serious. It was a red code situation in Steves's opinion. When he held you in his arms, watching Hawkins, he realized that maybe Robins teasing wasn't out of the way completely. You were interesting and dangerous, and to his own surprise, he may... Liked that?

Listen. Steve was thinking for a good portion of his night about you, your common childhood memories and he even went so far with the nostalgia that he opened up the album to look at the photos. He wasn't exactly crazy for you, but he felt good in your company and every time he met you downtown, it made his day ten times better.

That was something to start off, right? He heard that when you like someone, you didn't have to fall as hard as he fell for Nancy. This could've been his mind telling him that maybe... There's something more about that Hopper girl.

“For all the tips that weren't working at all, Steve? You forget that you’re not the popular guy anymore and you forgot that it isn't anything bad not to be the cool one. It's actually pretty normal to be normal.” - Dustin almost yelled at him a quick lecture and Steve rolled his eyes so hard that they almost touched his brain. 

“I know, I know. So now it is your turn to tell me something you think that works with ladies so we can test it out. What do you say?” - Steve's fist-bumped Dustin's shoulder lightly. He was smiling at him playfully. Dustin slowly put down his breakfast again, looking at Steve from below the peak of his cap with a serious face. 

“But you will take my every word as the holy text, do you understand?” - Dustin reached out his palm for steve to shake it. - “Do you have cards here?”

“Cards?” - Robin looked at Dustin and her expression was saying only I am surrounded by idiots and children.

“Oh, don't lie to me now. You must play solitaire or other card games when you have a long day at work. Where are they?” - Dustin frowned at Robin and she kneeled down to search through the cabinets under the counter. 

“I found Keith's poker cards. Is that enough?” - She mumbled with her head shoved under the counter. 

“More than enough, Robin. Now, you watch and learn, Steve Harrington, because this is the key to learn a girl's heart.” - Dustin massaged his knuckles and smiled at Steve who was looking at Dustin with his eye opened up like he was internally screaming What have I done?

Your day in the office, that was a different cup of tea. You barely slept the night before and chief wanted you to concentrate on re-writing some things in a case file that was currently going on. Normally, you would be interested even in the boring Hawkins cases, but at the moment, you were falling asleep hard.

You already drank a cup of strong black coffee, even if Flo wasn't supporting it at the slightest, but at that moment, it was around one p.m., your face was pressed into your palms and you were snoring lightly. And the boys let you, because they liked you overall and really, there wasn't much to do.

So that was why you almost yelled when Franklin was shooking your shoulder carefully.

“Hey. Hey. Easy with those hands, miss.” - Franklin chuckled, letting you to lean into the chair and to let you yawn loudly.

“Sorry, Frank. What do you need?” - You mumbled, trying to massage your eyes so you could actually see something.

“Robin Buckley from the Blockbuster Video called and asked if you can see her on the lunch pause.” - He patted your shoulder. - “Go and take some time off, I'll finish that file. Deal?” - Frank had actually some puppy eyes for you, he like you. He wanted to hit it off with you as the time would pass; he was only four years older than you after all. 

“Is there an emergency?” - You choked up, standing up immediately, taking Hopper’s old jacket on your shoulders, tying your hair up in a ponytail.

“No. They just want to chat apparently.” - Frank winked at you. So you drove to the video shop in your old Chevy, yawning the whole way, stopping outside of it. 

For the love of God, you could say that something is going on from the first moment your eyes laid on Steve in front of the counter. He was nervous as a little girl; naturally, you got worried. What if something actually happened?

You opened the door at a fast pace only to Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band start to basically yell into your ear. You touched the revolver on your belt, looking at every one of them like a freaked out dear in cars headlights. 

Steve slowly made his way to you, apparently doing some magic trick with cards. You opened up your mouth and watched Steve like a total imbecile he apparently was at that very moment. What the fuck was going on?

And it only got worse - Steve started to sing and moved in the rhythm of that funky song. Your brain froze down as you didn't know what the fuck you're supposed to do.

“Abra-abracadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya. Abracadabra. Abracadabra, I feel the magic in your caress, I feel magic when I touch your dress. Silk and satin, leather and lace. Black panties with an angel's face.” - He sang proudly and just as he finished the verse, the cards flat out fell out of his palms, he slipped on them and fell onto the ground. Robin and Dustin cringed hard in the background while you still stood there in a complete shock, watching that idiot on the ground, your hand still touching the revolver you had on you.

“Okay, guys, what the fuck was that?” - You yelled all over the shop when Dustin turned off the music. Steve was kneeling just in front of you, red like a tomato - because he fucked up in the worst way he actually could.

“Steve was trying...” Robin started to speak, but Steve turned his head to her with a begging face. 

“Nothing!” - Steve yelled and stood up nervously. - “It was... Nothing. We were just joking around and wanted to see your reaction. That's all.” - He said nervously and he felt that he's ready to sink into the floor below him. You looked at him again and at that moment he seriously knew that he fucked up.

“Am I a joke to you, or what? I thought that were friends after I cried on your shoulder like a little kid! Now, every one of you made me waste my lunch on... This? What that shit show even was?” - You yelled at every one of them. Robin was surprised - Steve didn't tell any of them that you were crying in front of him. He hadn't exactly said anything about your hangout. And yeah, you had every right to be mad at them.

“I have some food if you want something.” - Dustin said quietly, giving you his unwrapped burrito from a nearby gas station. You exhaled loudly and closed your eyes before you took the burrito out of Dustin’s hand. You were maybe too harsh, even Steve looked like he's about to cry or puke, nothing between. 

“All this just to cheer me up?” - You smiled after a while at Steve. You could calm down pretty quick after bullshit like that. After all, you could say all you wanted, it was sweet. They were only trying to make you forget about Hop most likely. - “It was kind of funny, not gonna lie.” - Your elbow bumped into his side and Robin gave Steve a conspirational look. Steve exhaled slowly, being glad that he hadn't ruined every chance he got.

Maybe there was still some hope to impress you after all.

Just as the conversation recovered from that magical failure, your radio came to life. You walked away from them, answering it.

“Hopper here, over.” 

“Anderson here, I have a task for you if you won't tell the chief, over.” - Anderson answered in a firm tone. Your adrenaline rose higher - a first real job. The chief was out of town, so it meant that you could actually go and look on a first crime scene.

“I won't. Go on, over.” - You giggled with joy in your voice. Anderson chuckled at that.

“Okay. Mrs. Williams from 27th East road called us that she smells a stench from her neighbor, Mrs. Duffer on 29th East road. I think that she may only overcook something, but will you give it a look? It's nothing, probably.” - Anderson said with a smile in his voice.

“Sure thing. I will give you a report once I'm there, copy and over, kill.” - Oh, weren't you excited like hell when he turned your radio wave off?

"Okay. I need to go now, but it was amazing to see you all." - You took the last bite of the burrito and then you drank a little water from a glass Robin gave you.

"Where are you going?" - Steve asked with a slight smile.

"Oh, we have a report on a strange stench in one of the neighborhoods. It is nothing too crazy." - You smiled on your way from Blockbusters.

"I will go with you. Just so I know that you're good, alright?" - Steve took his jacket off the chair it was hanging on and took it on. You looked at him, visibly amused.

"No, you're not. This is an investigation, Steve." - You stopped just outside the shop.

"I will just wait in the car. It's not a big deal. Calm down." - Steve laughed nervously. For a moment, you stood in front of him, trying to figure out what he's after. After all of that, you just sighed and rolled your eyes, nodding on the door of your car.

It was starting to rain heavily and you were thankful that you packed your raincoat.

[rolls-of-the-tongue-nicely]

Awwww my friend @flo-nelja tagged me, so even if I stole this meme the last week 🤣, I will do it, because the answers are changing a little !!! 

Plus you know my weakness for memes (we are not friends for ten years for nothing after all 👌)

Top 4 ships :

at the moment

Harley/Ivy (Harley Quinn DC animated)

Killua/Gon (Hunter x hunter)

Richie/Eddie (IT movies)

Oswald/Ed (Gotham)

of all time

Matt/Mello (Death Note)

Richie/Eddie (IT movies)

Dean/Castiel (Supernatural)

Oswald/Ed (Gotham)

Last song I listened to :

Ahem....well....it was the musical theme of Mortal Kombat 11

What ? Don’t judge me ok ? 😁

Last film I watched :

I’m watching a LOT of movies at home recently, because I don’t feel guilty anymore to stay at home without doing something “useful” 🙂

I’m currently making my culture by watching the Jason Voorhees saga (13th the friday you knooooow, the dude with the hockey player mask). The last one I saw was the third (and the quality is a little better, even if the actors are still...really bad).

Right now, I’m watching Men in Black International. The beginning is pretty cool ? I didn’t expect a lot about this but it’s actually kind of fun ? I watched like 30min for now and I saw so much aliens and technologies, it’s pretty cool, and Tessa Thompson is really funny, she is a little naive but still very VERY competent (she did FBI formation) and it’s really refreshing for a female lead to have humor AND badassery without even kick ass yet. She’s a novice but is still convincing. I hope they will not make her clumsy in the rest of the movie...

Currently reading :

I...I didn’t open a book since the last week ^^’

Currently craving :

The rest of a good Reddie (IT movies) fanfiction I was reading since this morning. It’s an ongoing fic, in english, I’m in the end of the 7th chapter, it had actually 18 chapters (and 20 chapters predicted so it’s almost finished) (I hate to start to read a fic and never have the end because the author stops it in the middle) (I do that sometimes and feel great shame lol I don’t judge the authors, I totally understand the struggle)

By the way, this fic is about Richie and Eddie meeting in a bar BEFORE the Derry events in IT chapter 2, so they don’t remember each other, but still feel an instant connection. Eddie divorced his wife and is renegociating his life with himself, questioning his sexuality (the fic is from his POV). Richie is still in the closet just like in the movie, struggling with his entire acting career being based on his heterosexual persona. Eddie wanna make this fling just a one night stand but he can’t, neither Richie, because it’s too good to be together, the sex, but also...the fun  👌

I love these tropes, like it’s the destiny, they can’t stop to love each other even if they decided it was just sex. I don’t really like when the story is just about sex (well not for my OTP). Even if they don’t remember they were best friends (and in Richie’s case, his first love) in their childhood, they are attracted to each other, like some magic bond tying them together. I reaaaaaally love this shit. I love how they are casual about that, no big drama, they fall smoothly in love, being all close and butterflies and sweet nothings, without noticing. Plus the smut is really great, very hot, I love a bossy Eddie, the multiple porn situations and tropes (ex : almost caught, shower sex, phone sex, dirty talk) and Richie wanting so much being overwhelmed by Eddie 👌❤️ 👌

If people are interested, the fic is a strange sense of familiarity by @katranga​

And because I crave it, I will post it quickly, so I can continue my reading 😉

Tchuss

[previously-pepsi-perfect]

tagged by @trashical-girl! thanks ily !!!

zodiac sign: virgo

height: 1.6m/5'2"

hogwarts house: gryffindor

last thing I googled: "what the fuck is otacore" 

song stuck in my head: into the unknown + (SPOILERS) show yourself from frozen ii

fav musicians: my ABSOLUTE ALL TIME FAV is m-flo, but in no order i also like:

anamanaguchi

moe shop

kolme

waffles

perfume

babymetal

loona

twice

janelle monáe

ashanti

queen

and michael jackson

can you tell i have a hard time picking favs or what !!!

following: 553, a bunch of them are dead tho ://

followers: 376 !!!! wow !!!!!! thanks for hanging out y’all

do you get asks: not really tbh 😩

amount of sleep: usually anywhere between 5 and 8 hours, sometimes less

lucky number: i've never really had one ?? i guess maybe 16 or 2 idk,, this year on the 16th of february my mate and i got heaps of top tier free shit

what are you wearing: pink button down and miniskirt

dream job: ok my TRUE dream job is to be like. a housewife and i get some kind of lowkey job just bc i'm bored, not bc i have to LMAO. but for a more legit answer i guess like fashion design or screenwriter?? for something more realistic i wanna become an illustrator :0

dream trip: nyc during christmastime . also japan during this one specific snow light festival...........

instruments you play: ummmmmmmm i can do the c major scale and play twinkle twinkle little star on piano dhdhsnsjsj

languages you speak: english pretty much. i am approaching fluidity in turkish but i understand it much better than i speak it 

fav song: come and get your love by redbone

random fact: the urge to post the egg story is REAL

ok one day i was running for the bus in these chunky platform sandals and my mum called behind me DON'T RUN IN THOSE and i called back I'M ALRIGHT, and then literally 3 seconds later, my foot twisted and i tripped. i had, at the time unknowingly, broken my foot. i got up, dusted myself off, and ran for the bus. later that day i couldn't even limp and got around by hopping LMAO

cats or dogs: cats suit me better but they're both good. however most people who call themselves “dog people” appear to be dumbasses who genuinely believe that a cat tried to murder them or burn their house down or some shit

aesthetic: ok so my main aesthetic is 80′s/90′s, vaporwave, y2k, that type of thing. tying into that, i’m also into old web/webcore, pixel art, outrun, and retro anime. but i also love just cute pastel stuff like decoden and lolita

tagging: @marblepebble, @caynaise, @kryotas, @crossing-lights, @ponyboys-nipples, @saffie703rb and @levitated-ruin ! don’t feel obligated though !!!

[deaddpoets-archive]

hi simone!! not sure if you're still doing your celebration but if you are, can i have a ☆ and ♡?? tysm and congrats!!

hi flo! thank you so much ! ! ! i am still doing my celebration, and of course you have a ☆ and ♡

♡ - i absolutely love your blog, it's one of my favorites ! ! ! just your entire blog is general is really nice and your creations are amazing! you just create beautiful creation after beautiful creation. also, you're an incredibly lovely and nice person :)

url: don’t get it | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | ginny weasley

icon: don’t get it | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | claire novak

mobile theme: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | amy santiago

desktop theme: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | rory gilmore

original posts(pls send me your creation tag so i can find them): n/a | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | chidi anagonye

overall: 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | ty blackthorn

following: no, sorry! | i am now! | yes! | forever and always, ily!

[1-800-hellraiser]

Ty Miss Aubrie for tagging me, this was so much fun!

1. Last song you listened to: Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana

2. Song(s) that hype you up: OHFR - Rico Nasty, Tia Tamara - Doja Cat (feat. Rico Nasty), May I - Flo Mili, and Hey Tomorrow Fuck You and Your Friend Yesterday - Mindless Self Indulgence

3. Song(s) that make you cry or tear up: Daddy Issues - The Neighborhood and Home - Edith Whiskers

4. Song(s) that you can relate to (life/confidence/etc.): Cherry Bomb - The Runways, Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus, and Cool Schmool - Bratmobile

5. A song (or songs) you would recommend: Heat Waves - Glass Animals, Livind Dead Girl - Rob Zombie, Rät - Penelope Scott, Any Arctic Monkeys' song, Disorder - Joy Division, Piss All Over Your Grave - Scary Bitches, Love Taste - Moeshop, Any song by Mother Mother, and Bubble Pop Electric - Gwen Stefani

Tagging: @12mediumsocks @itsabee @capricornartistsstuff @hell-isnt-that-hot @scary-mostaccioli @pernicious-pastas @creepybluedreams @hark-foxglove

And anyone else who wants to!

Wanted to try doing a little tag game if y’all would like to participate~ Just answer it and tag as many people as you’d like~! Feel free to add as many songs as you’d like~

1. Last song you listened to: “Glory and Gore” by Lorde

2. A song that hypes you up: “I Love It” by Icona Pop

3. A song that makes you cry or tear up: “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol

4. A song that you relate to (life/confidence/etc.): “Cry Baby” by Melanie Martinez

5. A song (or songs) you would recommend: “Guy.exe” by Superfruit, “Special” by Simple Creatures, “Weak” by AJR, “Hip” by MAMAMOO

Tagging: @scary-lasagna @eyeless-cunt @frozensriracha @bastardratgirl @hell-isnt-that-hot @jozycat @trash-panda-of-the-century @pandorapanic @ameliedawn @rat-bat @talonofjasper @yes-i-would-like-to-be-stabbed

[heelmaryse]

30 things

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 30 people (I'm not gonna tag thirty people lmao) and ty for the tag @tvrnbvckle nickname: stupid uglie hoe nickname given to me by me gender: female star sign: GEMINI aka the best one height: 5'5 time: 10:13pm birthday: 5th June '98 Favorite band: the neighbourhood Favorite solo artist: bruno mars, justin timberlake, lady gaga and idk there's more but idr song stuck in my head: u know that nostalgic song by flo rida i think, the one that goes "the club can't even handle me right nowww" yeah that one cos i heard it playing in a store the other day last movie i watched: i tried to watch this scary movie with my siblings just now but i walked out cos it was creeping me out so much, and it was one where there's this crazy murderer and a deaf woman last show i watched: celebrity big brother LOOL when did i create my blog: sometimes around 2012 what do i post: AJ God Styles (daddy) ... that's it last thing i googled: "time in Ohio" do u have other blogs: nope do u get asks: yeah why did u choose this blog name: cos I'm weird Blogs you are following: 181 followers: around 3k Favorite colors: pink obviously average hours of sleep: these days? a lot... like, way too much lucky number: 1 & 3 instruments: mayonnaise what am i wearing: pyjamas... pink matching cupcake ones!! cupcake top and cupcake shorts!! soo cute i love it! how many blankets i sleep with: one dream job: trophy wife 🏆 dream trip: anywhere sunny and beachy favorite food: sushi nationality: british favorite song now: idk I love all songs bye