#flis

[heartnosekid]

antlered flutter flies (toxonevra superba) | this_mama_fetz on ig

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[prlssprfctn]

Jason refusing to admit that Bruce and him are alike, while Bruce being oblivious to their raging similarity is the funniest case scenario ever.

Tim, waking up after a nap, and seeing a familiar big figure standing with his back to him: Hey, Jason.

Bruce, turning around, confused: Jason left an hour ago.

Tim: ...Sorry, you look like twins

Bruce, sighing: I wish. But we are not, really.

Tim: ??????

Some goon, shivering from fear: B-Batman, please, spare me!

Red Hood, leaving the shadow, even madder than before: Do I look like fucking Batman to you, man?

Goon: I-I mean, when you are standing in the darkness with your arms on your chest, and say "Now, talk"—

Red Hood, irritated: One word, and I am putting a bullet in your empty head.

Goon: Yesss, sir.

Damian, staring as everyone in the house first put cereal in the bowl, and then add milk, while Jason and Bruce demonstratively (and obliviously) do it in the opposite order in the perfect synchronisation: Why do they—

Alfred, shaking his head: Please, don't point it out, Master Damian. Either way, they will start arguing, and Master Jason will instantly teach himself to do it in the opposite way.

Damian, rolling his eyes: Whatever.

Dick: So, do you all know that Bruce and Jason refuse to admit that they are alike?

Everyone: (nod)

Dick, smirking: I fucked up Bruce's files and Jason's guns in the span of a minute...

Everyone: Why would you do that—

Bruce and Jason, from the opposite sides of manor, in the same furious voice: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON

Dick: ...Just to demonstrate to you THIS. Now, if you don't mind, I'll go get back to Blüdhaven.

[year2000electronics]

i think one of my favourite parts of gravity falls is just. soos in general. a different show would probably have a character like that- y’know, a fat guy who’s in that early-20s age where nobody wants to acknowledge that nobody knows what they’re doing but they’re not a kid anymore so they’re no longer part of the “marketable demographic” for kids, i think a lot of other shows would make him the punching bag or the butt of jokes or portray him as weird or creepy or a failiure. but no, soos is genuinely a big part of the heart of the show. he’s allowed to be a bit of a dork, and have a non-standard path in life- it’s treated as part of the quirks that make him lovable! the twins think he’s super cool, he’s smart, funny, genuine, kind- and when he gets his own episode in soos and the real girl, his issues with talking to people are just treated as so much more HUMAN than i’m used to for characters in his demographic. it’s really sweet. and i’m glad they do that. i really like soos.

[samimarkart]

bug time

[sweatermuppet]

sun bleached flies - ethel cain

[poopystain]

whats 9 + 10? 21

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

[demigoddessqueens]

CAUGHT IN 4K!!

[sulemio-week-official]

Happy Two Year Anniversary to these dorks🍅✨🍅✨🍅✨

[noodles-and-tea]

You made gf/inside job fanart? Where can I find it? I tried clinking the hashing but it only directed me to your one post. Sorry, just those two are some of my favorite fandoms.

When I was digging around to find these I discovered it’s from TWO YEARS AGO

[rosquinn]

"mutuals can ask for discord" mutuals can haunt me after they die. mutuals can paint my immortal youth in a cursed portrait. mutuals can build a 8ft tall creature in my college dorm. mutuals can watch me wake up as a monstrous vermin. mutuals can feed me soup after i commit murder. mutuals can help me kill uncle claudius. mutuals can go out with me and my girlfriend from across the bay. mutuals can hunt the beast with me. do better

[year2000electronics]

fiddauthor is literally so crazy. especially with the context of it being the 70s and 80s too it just has SUCH a big vibe of fiddleford eventually settling with a woman because he's conflating romantic love with platonic love- which is of course just as valuable as romantic love but fidds clearly married emma-may with romantic intentions!! but then he gets asked to go up to gravity falls with ford and all these fuzzy feelings that just went by in a blur at backupsmore come rushing back and fiddleford has this horrible pain in his gut realizing that ford makes him feel so amazing and he's pining after him so hard and that he has NEVER felt something like that when he was with his wife. how must it feel having an excuse to stay in oregon with the life you desperately want with the man you love but you know you have to come back home eventually, to your wife, and your son. because you can't break her heart. you just don't have it in you. everything is different now.

[insecquidae]

FUN. BUG. FRIDAY.

whatthefuckisthis

its amazing

small-headed fly

[daughter-s-of-cain]