#flies is a parody of it

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Rip Simon you would have loved Stephen

Plz ask me about Flies the musical

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Warner Bros. Announce 'Wonka' Sequel and Spin-Offs

Following the success of their holiday release, Warner Bros. Discovery have confirmed a sequel to Wonka is in the works.

Timothee Chalamet is set to reprise the title role in the follow-up, which will reportedly see an older Willy Wonka allowing children on a rare visit to his secretive chocolate factory.

A number of spin-off series focusing on each of the Oompa-Loompas is also said to be starting production soon, with the announcement of its cancellation to follow.

[just-an-artist-that-exists]

lotf candy storeeeeeeeeee

lyric edits by @oughttobechief

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

[offplanetfilms-blog]

It’s a GOAL !!!

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Bug

[thehillywoodshow]

A vlog with style! 😈

@hillyhindi shares a personal video diary while filming Good Omens Parody. From a plague of flies, heat waves, cold waves, and demonic silly chaos, experience life on set through this Demon's POV. 

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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS AHHHHHH

Savages: LOTF Island Boy Cover

Roger: Murder lives forever Jack: And so does war Piggy: It’s survival of the fittest Ralph: Rich against the poor Simon: At the end of the day Ralph: It’s a human trait Piggy: Hidden deep down inside of our DNA

Jack: One man can build a bomb Ralph: Another run a race To save somebody’s life Simon: And have it blow up in his face Ralph: I’m not the only one who Piggy: Finds it hard to understand Simon: I’m not afraid of God I am afraid of Man

Piggy: Is it running in our blood Is it running in our veins Is it running in our genes Is it in our DNA Ralph: Humans aren’t gonna behave Simon: As we think we always should Ralph: Yeah, we can be bad as we can be good

Roger and Jack: Underneath it all, we’re just savages Ralph: Hidden behind shirts, ties and marriages Piggy: How could we expect anything at all Simon: We’re just animals, still learning how to crawl

Ralph, Jack, Roger, Maurice, Bill, Robert, Johnny, Henry, The Naval Officer, Percival, etc.: We live… 

Piggy, Simon, The Pilot (I assume), and the little mulberry kiddo: We die

Roger and Jack (in harmony): We steal, we kill, we lie Just like animals Simon: But with far less grace Ralph: We laugh, we cry Percival And The Littluns: Like babies in the night Jack: Forever running wild Piggy: In the human race

Robert: Another day, another tale of rape Another ticking bomb to bury deep and detonate Piggy: I’m not the only one who finds it hard to understand Simon: I’m not afraid of God I’m afraid of Man

Jack: You can see it on the news Ralph: You can watch it on TV Roger: You can read it on your phone Maurice: You can say it’s troubling Piggy: Humans aren’t gonna behave Simon (with a halo on his head): As we think we always should Ralph: Yeah, we can be bad as we can be good

Roger and Jack: Underneath it all, we’re just savages Ralph: Hidden behind shirts, ties and marriages Piggy: How could we expect anything at all Simon: We’re just animals, still learning how to crawl Roger and Jack: Underneath it all, we’re just savages Ralph: Hidden behind shirts, ties and marriages Piggy: Truth is in us all, cradle to the grave Simon: We’re just animals still learning to behave

Piggy: All the hate coming out from a generation Ralph: Who got everything, and nothing guided by temptation Jack: Were we born to abuse, shoot a gun and run Simon: Or has something deep inside of us come undone? Maurice: Is it a human trait, or is it learned behavior Simon: Are you killing for yourself, or killing for your savior?

Roger and Jack: Underneath it all, we’re just savages Ralph: Hidden behind shirts, ties and marriages Piggy: How could we expect anything at all? Simon: We’re just animals still learning how to crawl Roger and Jack: Underneath it all, we’re just savages Hidden behind shirts, ties & marriages Piggy: Truth is in us all, cradle to the grave Simon: We’re just animals still learning to behave

All: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Maurice: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Roger: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Jack: Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah Ralph: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Piggy: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Percival and the Littluns (including the little mulberry kid): Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah Simon: Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

[offonaherosjourney]

It's a world that's a flat disc resting on top of four elephants that are on top of a turtle that flies around space. The books are both fantasy and comedy, some are fantasy parodies, or parodies of other famous books, and others are social critiques but not in a heavy handed way they are all great and the jokes and puns are great every time you reread them you discover new ones. There's over 40 books but don't worry they are all standalones that can be read in any order so you can read them in publication order although it's not recommended or by sagas or just by starting with the ones that look more interesting to you and if you want I have flowcharts

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Who wants to hear about Flies! The musical

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remember when u watch elizabeth kill the only major black character in the whole game? that was my favorite part besides the main character being a participant in the wounded knee massacre! these two things showed the writers maturity when handling topics of racism and genocide and didnt at all make their parody seem like a hollow coat of paint on their story that has way more to do with the main character’s failings and alternate realities than anything else!

cant believe i have to say this in 2023 but bioshock infinite is one of the most racist games to exist in its time period and at this point if you played through it and didnt notice the racism u are either incredibly obtuse to the treatment of people of color or just racist yourself.

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Top 6 Epic Mickey Characters

Today is the release of the new “Rebrushed” Edition of a game I loved a ton growing up: “Epic Mickey.” I was OBSESSED with this game when it came out way back in 2010, and at the time it came out, it was treated as a big deal! There was a ton of merchandising and advertisement for this title, more so than you would get for most Disney games, and it’s not hard to see why: the game promised to provide a different kind of adventure for Mickey Mouse, with a darker tone and a focus on more obscure Disney characters and old cartoons. Nowadays, in hindsight, I feel the game could have gone even further than it did (and, apparently, the creators WANTED it to go further than it did, but either due to budget constraints, corporate meddling, or a bit of both, they couldn’t), but I still have a huge soft spot for it. It’s probably my favorite thing to feature Mickey Mouse as a heroic character, and it still has a notable cult following. Ironically for a game that focused on the obscure and the forgotten, the game itself sort of faded into obscurity for a while; despite the release of two sequels (namely a console follow-up called “Power of Two,” and a portable spin-off called “Power of Illusion”), the franchise sort of fizzled out pretty quickly, and for a long time it was seen as naught but an unusual footnote in the history of Disney and its presence in gaming. To celebrate the return of this game to store shelves (and, I believe, online distribution), I decided to do a quick rundown of my Top 6 characters from the games. Why Top 6, you may ask? Simple: because after six, it all gets kerbobbled. It’s harder for me to choose and rank characters beyond that point, simply because who I favor among them changes depending on my mood and how recently I’ve revisited portions of the game. My Top 6, however, have consistently been my Top 6 - both in terms of choices and ranking - pretty much from day one, and I don’t think will ever change, so they’re the ones I feel most comfortable discussing. Also, I’m going to attempt to avoid spoilers with this list, so I’m going to keep focused as much as possible on the first game, with less emphasis on the sequels. (Fortunately, all six characters appear in the first game, though some of the Honorable Mentions are from later titles.) I'll also try to avoid giving away too many of the twists in the plot, for those who will be playing Epic Mickey for the first time via this Rebrushed Edition. With that said, let’s dive into the Wasteland! These are My Top 6 Favorite Characters from Epic Mickey!

6. Pete.

What many people may not realize about Mickey’s famed arch-enemy is that Pete is actually the single longest-lasting recurring Disney character in history. Pete doesn’t just predate Mickey himself, he even predates Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: the character first showed up as a recurring villain in the silent animation/live-action hybrid “Alice Comedies,” with his first appearance dating back to 1925. That’s a whole three years before Mickey, and two years before Oswald! It’s therefore not entirely surprising to see Pete in the Wasteland, especially since the character has had so many different guises and roles throughout his long history…a fact that Epic Mickey takes humorous advantage of. You see, there isn’t just ONE Pete in the Epic Mickey universe. Oh, no. There are no less than FOUR. “Pete Prime” (the one picture here) is Big Bad Pete, who appears to be the town sheriff of Mean Street. Next there’s Small Pete, who lives in the Gremlin Village and is comically dressed up like a little Dutch girl doll. Then there’s Petetronic, who is basically what you’d get if Pete cosplayed as Commander Sark and is the head of Tomorrow City. Finally, there’s Pete Pan: a parody of Peter Pan who flies around Ventureland, mostly spending his time annoying the Wasteland’s version of Captain Hook. Interestingly, most of these Petes seem to be relatively nice characters, rather than real menaces to toon society…but be careful: a character with such a long and checkered past may not always be trustworthy.

5. Gremlin Gus.

Of all the characters left stranded and forgotten in the Wasteland, the Gremlins are easily the most obscure of the bunch. The characters were conceived in the mind of Roald Dahl - the author best known for his works of children’s literature, such as “The BFG” and “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” Dahl wrote a story simply called “The Gremlins” that was going to be transformed into a Disney movie…but for various reasons, the film never came to pass. The book itself has fallen into utter obscurity, and the scrapped project is largely unknown by even the most ardent Disney fans: I, myself, only knew of the Gremlins prior to Epic Mickey because of a paper ad for a re-release of the book in the early 2000s. In “Epic Mickey,” however, the Gremlins are a major part of the universe: since the movie was never really a thing, and the book is so little-known nowadays, the creators of the game were able to create their own twist on the Gremlins unique to this world. They are essentially the custodians of the Wasteland, performing a variety of jobs and services to keep the place ship-shape. The most prominent of them all is their leader, Gus. Gremlin Gus is a sort of “Papa Smurf” figure for the Gremlins, and acts as Mickey’s guide through the games, providing bits of advice and various hints along the rodent’s journey. Think of him along the lines of the Cheshire Cat from the American McGee’s Alice games, or one of Link’s many companions (such as Navi, Midna, or Fi) from The Legend of Zelda. In the first game, the vocal effects for Gremlin Gus were provided by veteran voice actor Bob Joles. In “Power of Two,” Gus was given a proper speaking voice, provided by none other than the Dread Pirate Roberts himself, Cary Elwes…and I can’t help but think such casting is why they perhaps gave Gus a few TOO MANY lines in the sequel, buuut that’s another story for another time.

4. Mickey Mouse.

I debated whether or not to give Mickey a place in the ranks of his own, for various reasons, but after some deliberation…yeah. I think he’s earned it in this case. As I said in the preamble, this is probably my favorite thing made to feature Mickey himself, and Mickey is part of that. This is one of those rare occasions where the premise of the story largely results from Mickey’s own actions and inactions, rather than the machinations of some other scoundrel: it is due to Mickey’s own foolery that the Phantom Blot and the Thinner Disaster are created. It is due to Mickey’s popularity that Oswald and several other characters in the Wasteland are forgotten to begin with. Now, Mickey has to essentially remember and salvage the very things that are in ruin because of him. The game plays around with this idea of saving and destroying through its chief mechanic: the magic paintbrush Mickey uses can destroy things by shooting streams of hyper-acidic thinner, or create through use of an enchanted paint. Different obstacles can be overcome by different uses of the two tools, and some can be dealt with in multiple ways: choice is a key factor of Mickey’s story, as well as the player. Originally, the game makers wanted to go even further with this idea, with the player’s decisions making Mickey more good or more evil throughout the story, but while the final result may be toned down from their initial schemes, I think it still works brilliantly. Mickey is still the fun-loving hero we all recognize, but there’s that little bit of mischief and extra depth to the character present because of this idea of choice and the way he’s depicted. The sequels continued these ideas, with choice remaining a major part of the story in “Power of Two” once more, and paint and thinner still being equally useful in “Power of Illusion.” Bottom line: move over, Kingdom Hearts. THIS is how you make Disney’s most recognizable rodent into an action-ready gaming star.

3. The Phantom Blot.

This character is the main antagonist of the original Epic Mickey, and has been referred to by multiple names: Shadow Blot, Storm Blot, King Blot, or simply “The Blot.” Whatever you call this character, I’ll always refer to him as “The Phantom Blot,” since that is who the character basically is meant to be. In Disney comics and cartoons, the Blot has been an enemy of Mickey Mouse for many years - dating back to the 1940s, in fact. Typically, he’s depicted as a campy supervillain; a costumed criminal mastermind garbed in an inky cloak and cowl. However, in “Epic Mickey,” the Blot is reimagined as something far more monstrous: a creature made of ink, accidentally formed by Mickey when he meddled with some magic in Yen Sid’s workshop, the Blot is the cause of all the misery going on in the Wasteland. This Blot eventually turns out to be bigger than a castle, and able to send out swarms of “bloticles” to literally drain the life from the Wasteland. The Blot is intelligent, but not complex: he has no purpose other than to destroy, and longs to take Mickey’s heart, since only toons with hearts can leave the Wasteland. With that power, he can venture forth and continue to devour other worlds of their energy and life. I had heard of the Phantom Blot before Epic Mickey, but I really didn’t know much about the character: this radical reinvention, for a kid, was quite the introduction. And while I’ve since looked into the ACTUAL Phantom Blot and found great joy in his exploits, I still enjoy this reimagining. In my opinion, the Blot is one of the best video game villains of all time; more a force of cruel nature than anything else, he is a terrifying beast few players will ever forget.

2. The Mad Doctor.

So, here’s something interesting to note: out of all the “forgotten” characters featured in Epic Mickey, I actually knew almost all of them when the game came out. Some of them I knew pretty well, others I didn’t but I had at least heard of before the game’s release. The one exception to this rule was this guy: the Mad Doctor. The Doc was the titular antagonist of the Mickey Mouse cartoon “The Mad Doctor” from 1933 - one of the few Disney cartoons that’s actually managed to fall into the public domain. Many consider it to be one of the darkest Mickey cartoons ever made, and in “Epic Mickey,” the infamous mad scientist has not mellowed much with age. It’s explained that the Mad Doctor, when he first came to the Wasteland, was seemingly a friendly figure, and became an ally to Oswald. He was considered one of Oswald’s best friends, in fact. However, it’s ultimately revealed that the Mad Doctor was always just as wicked as he was in the cartoon; biding his time till he could make a grab for power. When the Blot came to the Wasteland, in the wake of the Thinner Disaster, the Mad Doctor turned on the good people of the kingdom, creating an army of cartoon cyborgs called “Beetleworx” (part toon, part machine) to help conquer everything. There’s a lot more I could say about the Mad Doctor that makes him interesting - especially in regards to the sequel games and a few twists in the launch title - but since I’m trying to avoid spoilers, I think it’s best I save a lot of that for another time. Suffice it to say, this was a great introduction to a great villain and a great cartoon, and I’m glad that Epic Mickey was able to give a little bit more attention to the Mad Doctor for modern audiences.

1. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

Oswald was the main reason I got so interested in Epic Mickey so long ago, and was, in fact, more or less the reason the game happened to begin with. One of Walt Disney’s earliest creations, Oswald - who was the inspiration for not only Mickey himself, but also Bugs Bunny of WB fame in real-life - was the world’s first major cartoon star. After copyright issues led to Walt Disney breaking away from Universal Studios, and forming his own company, Oswald rapidly declined in popularity, and eventually pretty much vanished off the face of the Earth. In the real world, when Disney bought the rights to Oswald back from Universal many years later, this immediately transitioned into using him in a big (marketable) way, which led to the idea of Epic Mickey. Warren Spector (head of the team behind the game) became interested the instant Oswald was mentioned, being a huge animation buff, and as production went on, Oswald became a richer and richer character. In early concepts of the game’s story, he was actually going to be one of the main villains of the story, but by the time the game came out, he had transformed into the secondary protagonist. In the fictional story of the games, Oswald is the ruler of the Wasteland…but unlike others who are more or less happy with their existence, Oswald’s feelings of dejection have steadily consumed him. He is portrayed as Mickey Mouse’s long-lost brother; he resents the fame and fortune Mickey got, while he was basically left to rot. He is so obsessed that he creates a place called Mickeyjunk Mountain, where he spends countless hours brooding over his failures and his lost family, surrounded by remnants of Mickey’s fame that span decades; everything from bubble gum machines to NES game cartridges. The adventure in the Wasteland gives Mickey a chance to not only connect with his past and save the world, but to reconnect with and save Oswald, too. It’s the relationship between Oswald and Mickey, beyond all else, that makes the games so powerful, and Frank Welker - who provided Oswald’s vocal effects/voice in all the games - gives probably one of my favorite performances in his entire career. And keep in mind, this is the guy who played characters like Megatron, Garfield, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Fred AND Scooby from various takes on Scooby-Doo, and more “creature voices” than you can shake a stick at. To call this among his best is saying a LOT. For both his fictional prominence and historical significance, it’s no surprise that I name Oswald the Lucky Rabbit as My Favorite Epic Mickey Character. Case closed.

HONORABLE MENTIONS INCLUDE…

The Three Little Pigs.

Horace Horsecollar.

Gremlin Prescott.

Clarabelle Cow.

Captain Hook.

[just-an-artist-that-exists]

i fucking did it

also didnt make a video bc i got lazy lmao

@emotionally-ralphunctioning you may not be here but it happened

[zeep-xanflorp]

things i noticed in the preview trailer

i'm by no means the first to point these out but i wanted to post anyway. it's a free internet.

so. it kind of looks like rick's leaving the central finite curve in the very opening right?

compared to when evil morty did it in season 5.

and then the drones with lasers rick flies past?

these look IDENTICAL to the kill bots rick prime sends to mess with our rick in last season's premiere.

even the backs of them.

so DUDE.

i like to manage my expectations w this show. it's fun to speculate but then the episodes come out and i end up disappointed even if it's my own fault. ppl have suggested that this is the ricklantis mixup all over again where they advertise it one way and it ends up being smth else. but a man can hope!

harmon also said in an interview that the lore drops in this season will be around the middle which works out to be exactly episode 5.

the title of the next episode is unmortricken, based on the clint eastwood film unforgiven. it features a retired, guilt-ridden gunslinger (a widower who tried to live the way his dead wife would want him to) who gets roped into collecting a bounty as his "one last job". so yeah already some similarities there even if the rick and morty parody titles aren't always entirely accurate.

also cowboys are the gayest group to ever exist on this earth so i bet they're gonna smooch

anyway i'm pretty excited.

[offplanetfilms-blog]

Crack on to CHRISTMAS !!!

[thecampmeister]

NEXT TIME ON CAMP CAMP!!!

we got a lord of the flies parody it looks like!

Also... is this the last episode? The "next time on" didn't really imply that. So either:

A) Last episode and ment to be last episode. Just a very different kinda Season finale.

B) Last episode. More planned, but roosterteeths death cuts it off abruptly. (The worst outcome)

C) More episodes that they're surprising us with??

Thoughts!?!?!?!