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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLU ONE WHO THOUGHT ABOUT THIS OMG. I have some ideas for Satisfied and Burn that I'd like to talk about 😈

Lotf×Hamilton rant I wrote instead of sleeping

Your Obedient Servant:

This song is literally Jack and Ralph. Jack would be Burr and Ralph is Hamilton.

Definitely their relationship around chapter 11.

"How does Hamilton, an arrogant immigrant, orphan

Bastard, whoreson"

Thsi would just show Jack's hatred of Ralph for many reasons. Their arguments,Ralph's power,ect.

"Somehow endorse Thomas Jefferson, his enemy

A man he's despised since the beginning

Just to keep me from winning?"

Jack's feeling over betrayal when Ralph befriended Piggy after their fight in chapter 4. Jack coudl see this shift as Ralph doing this jsut to get back at him for letting the fire go out.

"I wanna be in the room where it happens

The room where it happens

The room where it happens

You've kept me from the room where it happens

For the last time"

Jack finally being done with Ralph. It the book this would be him running away,becoming his own cheif,the hunt. It's just showing Jack's anger.

"Dear Alexander

I am slow to anger

But I toe the line

As I reckon with the effects

Of your life on mine"

Jack thinking about how Ralph stole what he could have had. Becoming chief and steals Jack's opportunity for power.(But unlike Burr Jack is not slow to anger💀)

"I look back on where I failed

And in every place I checked

The only common thread has been your disrespect"

Once again Ralph not allowing Jack to be cheif lead Jack to "failing". Ralph's disrespect could also be the arguments they had which made Jack appear irresponsible and just make him look bad in general

"Now you call me "amoral"

A "dangerous disgrace""

Ralph's lines about Jack being a dirty theif,the fire argument,boysarmed with sticks. Basically anything Ralph said that insulted his ego

"If you've got something to say, name a time and place, face-to-face"

The fight on castle rock and the hunt

Switch to Ralph's lines

"I am not the reason no one trusts you

No one knows what you believe"

Ralph explains that Jack isn't a good cheif due to his behaviors. His violence, irresponsibility, childish behaviors and how it makes him untrustworthy.

"I will not equivocate on my opinion

I have always worn it on my sleeve"

Ralph's tendency to be a bit blunt and how he is from on his beliefs.

"Even if I said what you think I said

You would need to cite a more specific grievance

Here's an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements"

Ralph's accidental/somewhat purposeful antagonism throughout the book which ultimately makes the situation worse.

"Hey, I have not been shy

I am just a guy in the public eye

Tryna do my best for our republic, I don't wanna fight

But I won't apologize for doing what's right"

Ralph's justification for everything.He is truly trying his best with the situation but in doing so it lead to the arguments that lead to the fall out between him and Jack.

Jack's lines

"Careful how you proceed, good man

Intemperate indeed, good man

Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man"

Jack finally being done with Ralph. His turn to violence. He show little restraint in harming his old friend just like Burr. Examples:deliberately throwing the spear at Ralph and the hunt which would have ended with Ralph's death.

Ralph's lines

"Burr, your grievance is legitimate

I stand by what I said, every bit of it"

Though some of Jack's reasons for leaving were understandable Ralph's anger and other feelings on Jack's behavior were also true so Ralph would not feel the need to apologize even if some of his actions hurt Jack.

"You stand only for yourself, it's what you do

I can't apologize because it's true"

Jack's tendency to focus on things that benefit himself instead of thinking about others. His selfishness and just him being self centered

Jack's lines

"Then stand, Alexander

Weehawken, dawn

Guns drawn"

Just replace guns with spears and its literally lotfs

Hope you guys enjoy :3

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MY MUM MADE ME A SIMON PLUSHIE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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I'M SCREECHING AHHHHH

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It's canon, I said so

this is how jacks descent into madness went right

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Vengeance

Simon: Things to do with your friends over the summer.

Simon: Sacrifice your ginger friend over a bonfire.

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i always thought this part of the book was so funny. piggy just gaslit their way out of murder accusations

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It's Canon now, I'm William Golding

Rip Ralph

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YES! 10000%

Lord of the flies but it’s just secondary school drama.

Mulberry just moves schools

Simon gets jumped

Piggy gets battered by Roger

Jack tries to jump Ralph at lunch but Ralph runs to a teacher. He is forever outcast 4 that one

The beast maybe a school meme page or one of them “who’d win in a fight” or “rate the person” tt accounts but we’ll see if I can come up with out better. Bonus if personified lord of the flies is the one running it.

Jack and Ralph are year 11.

Piggy is maybe yr 11 to but like,,,June birthday??? Or a September yr 10 birthday??

The littluns are year 7

The rest of the bigguns are filtered in between yr 9 and yr 10.

Jack is a major neek that slowly gets more popular

Idk what the fire would be so if anyone has suggestions for that one then drop them bc like,,,,,,,yk

Bonus:Maurice is 100% the person that records every single fight on sc and spreads the video around but he is an awful camera man so it keeps panning around away from the fight at points in the video.

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I LOVE IT!!

Some content for the LOTF community here—I know you guys are out there

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I drew Jack!

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I love this idea so much!

Okay, so imagine if for when we introduced ourselves through our fandom name we just say, "Oh, I'm Ralphs tribe."

Or

"I'm in Jack's tribe."

Or

"I'm with Simon."

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"Does it count as murder if there are no adults around to yell at you?" Said Jack, already murdering

the conch keeps everything together (until it doesn’t), kids die, the ranga goes feral, and simon talks to satan ig

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I love both of these 💀

Super rushed, but have your daily dose of Jack! (Inspired by the second image <33)

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HORRIBLE HISTORIES AUDIO I'M CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

lotf shitposting again <33

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@lotffunny you 🤔🤔🤔

My favourite thing about the lotf fandom is that they take the smallest and most irrelevant ass characters and give them personalities and shit like..who the fuck is bill and why are we shipping him with piggy? I barely even remember Maurice being mentioned in the book other than the beginning and when it says he was with Roger before Roger started terrorising children with rocks or something but it feels like everyone loves the boy and made him this massive jokester or something. Am I like..missing something with some of these characters? Atp it feels like I am.

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💀💀💀 He kinda does do this

Simon: Fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances, I’m going to start appearing under mysterious circumstances. You’re walking through an eerie deserted forest? I’m there. Exploring an abandoned mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? I’m there too. You’re touching down on Mars? Guess whose face you’ll see peeking out from behind a rover.