#flexinggg

[personne-writes]

I don't even WATCH Mob Psycho but this is literally me flexing my social skills in front of my hubby

Mr Somebody is getting sweaty every time he has to order pizza on the phone and I offer to do it like I'm some kind of savior ✨️

he has the ultimate power

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[bradbashin]

I got the juiceee * I ain’t even started flexinggg I’m js getting started !

[husberttee]

oh fucking finally

[niiiiiiiick15]

could you draw darry flexinggg

uhm

yyyyeah

[babbushka]

So i'd like to share a thought. I'm on vacation at the seaside and the local beach dj (yes it's a thing here, nothing too fancy, i'd prefer the quiet sea tbh) decides to play 70's hits all day long and the only thing i can think of is spending the day with Flip and his wet hair and beautiful ears and his gorgeous bare chest and big arms that pull me into his strong kiss until i can feel his lovely boner through those 70's swim shorts. Oh to press my cheek into that grin... oh my heaven

lol beach djs are a thing in every beach i thought? they’re super prevalent where i live, anyway. 

This is such the dream though, taking plaiddy out to the ocean! His EARS! oh gosh those ears are going to be absolutely adorable, I’d tease him about making sure he’s got enough sunscreen on (and on his nose, can’t forget that!) 

He’s going to be obsessed with showing off for you, the way the sunshine sparkles off the water droplets on his chest, oh my goodness he’s gonna be flexinggg! Lol 

And when beachgoers admire his form, he’ll pull you into a sweet kiss and kiss your cheeks and chin and nose and make sure the whole shore knows you’re his :)

[djdimez]

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[mikrokosmo]

everyone get the fuck away from me unless ur kim taehyung abt to choke me out so the last thing i see is kim taehyung’s meaty arm FLEXINGGG as he squeezes my throat

[personne-reblogs]

Don't mind me reblogging with the wrong account and rolling with it because I'm too lazy to write the tags all over again

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