#fleur's version

[saintsenara]

Crackships Fleur edition: Fleur/Nymphadora Tonks ; Fleur/Goyle ; Fleur/Greyback. ; Fleur/Ginny ; Fleur/Peeves

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

fleur delacour/nymphadora tonks

this also got a shoutout from other mystery anons:

i love a bit of flonks!

for the semi-serious reason that i think their incredibly divergent personal aesthetics make for an entertaining time all round.

and for the actually serious reason that i think you can do so much with their shared experience of moving through the world in bodies which are treated like curiosities and which aren't always taken seriously by the people they live and work alongside - especially since tonks and fleur's response to the general condescension they receive is to... not really give a fuck, and to continue to be arrogant and confident and unapologetic in how they present themselves.

it's hot.

fleur delacour/gregory goyle

come on now.

while fleur clearly doesn't mind spending an evening with a man who can't string a sentence together - hence why she takes roger davies to the yule ball - if he's prepared to splash the cash, she's clearly physically picky enough that anyone who looks like goyle is completely invisible to her.

fleur delacour/fenrir greyback

fleur is undoubtedly a woman possessed of both the nerve to go and scream at greyback for what he did to bill.

which might not have the result she was expecting, since greyback clearly has a bit of a thing for haughty, furious women - which is why he gets so twitchy around bellatrix in deathly hallows...

fleur delacour/ginny weasley

ginny spending most of half-blood prince acting up about how fleur thinks she’s so hot and so interesting is definitely giving bisexual awakening.

fleur letting ginny wear a really low-cut dress at her wedding - and not being bothered in the slightest that this results in ginny’s rack being given a shoutout to the entire congregation by muriel - is also giving bisexual and interested.

i back it.

fleur delacour/peeves

“Zis is nothing,” she said dismissively, looking around at the sparkling walls of the Great Hall. “At ze Palace of Beauxbatons, we ’ave ice sculptures all around ze dining chamber at Chreestmas. Zey do not melt, of course... zey are like ’uge statues of diamond, glittering around ze place. And ze food is seemply superb. And we ’ave choirs of wood nymphs, ’oo serenade us as we eat. We ’ave none of zis ugly armor in ze ’alls, and eef a poltergeist ever entaired into Beauxbatons, ’e would be expelled like zat.”

it's giving enemies-to-lovers.

[ghostlyfleur]

♡ lazy sunday mornings with stevie

[florbelles]

courtesy of @delicateweapon ty as always for my life nika xx

[glimborgus]

fleur

[chiropteracupola]

If it strikes your fancy, for kiss prompts-A king and a herald, 19? (I'm not in any of your other fandoms lmao)

19. a kiss for luck

[thistlecatfics]

The traditional options from the Noble and Most Ancient House of Brats plus some wildcards! And, yes, this is a sex thing if there was any confusion.

[virulent-scum]

okay here it is. You know who she’s facing down. It’s Netvor.

[ameliathefatcat]

For her fourth year Gabrielle did a year at Hogwarts. She really enjoyed it although there as a lot going on.

She was sorted into Ravenclaw and quickly became friends with Fatima Ali (Badeea’s niece). She also became friends with Jonathan Scamander and Patrick Dalton. Fatima was also in Ravenclaw, Jonny was in Hufflepuff and Patrick was in Gryffindor.

Gabrielle and Patrick dated briefly as a joke because both of them were rejected by the same Slytherin girl

Those four ended up talking to Prof. Copper a lot. Mostly because Amelia was told keep an eye on Gabby by Bill and knew she had to keep an eye on Fatima because Fatima is a bit of a pyromaniac

[nikatyler]

Sawyer: Well hello there...and he's good looking too. Jackpot.

[saintsenara]

Cedric Diggory/Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour/Ron Weasley, or Ron Weasley/Viktor Krum if you haven’t done these!

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

cedric diggory/ron weasley

which @shivstar has also noted the deranged potential of:

and the reason you're all keen is because it's... canon.

after all, ron tells us in goblet of fire that cedric's powers of sexiness [enough that he's the only person in the series to get an "extremely handsome" out of ol' mr potter - which even tom riddle at the height of his twink era doesn't manage] caused him to temporarily lose his mind:

"I don't know what made me do it!" Ron gasped again. "What was I playing at? There were people - all around - I've gone mad - everyone watching! I was just walking past her in the entrance hall - she was standing there talking to Diggory - and it sort of came over me - and I asked her!"

ron may think that what happened here was that he fell under fleur's blonde bombshell spell, but - since goblet of fire is the book in which he really gets to grip with his unexamined bisexuality - we all know the truth...

fleur delacour/ron weasley

which isn't to say that i don't also back this.

a hill i will die on is that ron - who canonically looks like bill, has a daring streak a mile wide, and has a real soft spot for women with no social skills - would have managed to pull fleur if he just had a morsel more rizz. his issue in goblet of fire isn't that he's the sort of mid-tier hunk that fleur only perceives as a blur in her peripheral vision, it's that he has absolutely no sauce to speak of.

but give him a copy of twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches three years earlier... he'd have left roger davies in the dust.

viktor krum/ron weasley

"Yeah, that's right, smarm up to him, Malfoy," said Ron scathingly. "I bet Krum can see right through him, though... bet he gets people fawning over him all the time... Where d'you reckon they're going to sleep? We could offer him a space in our dormitory, Harry... I wouldn't mind giving him my bed."

presented without comment.

[i hadn't realised this was yet more fuel for the dron agenda as well... kronco nation, rise up...]

[ghostlyfleur]

♡ writer!steve falls for the shy!barista

[toontruelove]

Blood Orange tea

It was a calm day on island three. Fraise was serving tea and pastries to the customers as usual with her friends Cuphead and Mugman in their usual spot in the shop, just goofing off but not causing too much trouble for the business. “Here you go Ludwig, your oolong tea with Macarons.” she said as Ludwig set down his newspaper. “Thank you Fraise, I will make sure to enjoy it.” he said as he started to sip the tea. Fraise nodded as she walked over to Cuphead and Mugman, just when they started to get a bit out of hand. “With a tray on one hand and her free hand on her hip all she had to do was give them a look. “Sorry berry,” Mugman said as he let Cuphead’s bandanna go, making him fall out of his seat as he started to brush down his zip-up sweater. “What was the argument this time?” she asked casually as she took their empty cups away.

“It was a bet we made, whoever could lift the most bags of corn would get fifty coins!” Cuphead said as he got up from the floor and sat back in his seat. “And who won?” She asked as she walked to the counter to put the dirty dishes into the sink behind the counter. “I did!” Cuphead said as he jabbed his thumb into his chest. “I lifted up ten bags but mac said I lost.” He said, making Fraise laugh as she walked over with some pastries and set them down in front of the two. “That is what Mac said but of course cup’s wanted to fight it.” Mugman said as he quickly snatched his plate away from Cuphead’s fork. Cuphead just smirked as he sat back and started to eat his pie. “Well maybe i can help ya with that, i have crates that need to be brought in later in the week, who ever can help me get them in the fastest. without breaking anything!” she said as she gave the two a bit of a playful glare, making them both just grin sheepishly.

“Then we will see who is the strongest.” She said as she turned away to help other customers. Behind the two making mini bets already, it just made her laugh a bit till she heard the bell go off signaling that someone walked in. she turned to who walked in with a smile “Welcome to the str-” but the smile quickly soured. “Oh it’s you…” she said with a sneer.

The one who walked in was a Vampire type toon, she was taller than Fraise by a foot, she had an hourglass figure and always wore a classy lavender colored open back dress. “Hello berry~” she said in a sing-song voice. “Don’t call me that” Fraise said only to have Fleur wave her off as she walked over to an empty table and sat down at it. “But why?” she asked as she smirked at Fraise. “It’s a cute nickname for you.” she said as Fraise walked over and with a bit too much force she slammed her hand onto the table, making Cuphead and Mugman jump at the sound and for them to look over. “You know why.” Fraise said with a snarl. But Fleur didn’t back down with a fanged grin. “Because that was the nickname ‘he’ would call you?” Fleur said, making Fraise grit her teeth in anger. “What kind of tea would you like?” she asked, trying to make herself become calm again. “Hmm…” Fleur leaned back in her seat, crossing one leg over the other in the process. “I would like… some blood orange tea, you would have that wont you?” she asked with a bit of a taunt only making Fraise glare at her but with a tentative smile Fraise nodded. “Blood orange tea, coming right up and I’m sure you would want some garlic bread with it?” She asked only to make Fleur laugh, at the laugh Cuphead and mugman cound;t help but hide behind their table, they could tell that laugh held nothing but an underlying anger and insult at the suggestion. “No darling, you know what that does to me.” She said as she leaned forward on her hands and glared at her. “Oh! How could I forget?” Fraise asked with a fake look of surprise. But she grabbed her tray in what could be a death grip as she walked over to where her tea pots are and started to make some Blood orange tea. Fleur watched her for a bit before she noticed Cuphead and Mugman from the corner of her eye, with a smirk she got up and walked over to the two. “Hello boys~” she said with a silky tone in her voice, making Cuphead and Mugman’s sense of danger go off as soon as she walked over, but they were still polite as they sat back in their seats. “Um.. hello miss.” Mugman said only for Fleur to lean into him making him stiffen up. “What’s your name?” she asked with a teasing tone making Mugman scoot back from her in his seat.  Seeing this she can’t help but laugh a bit as she turned her attention to Cuphead who did the same. “Aww, shy?” she teased as she leaned back from the two. Mugman and Cuphead looked at one another a bit before swallowing down their nerves. “I’m cuphead, and He’s Mugman” he said as he gestured to Mugman. “Cuphead and Mugman, cute names for cute toons~” she teased, making both of them blush to the point they start to bubble. “W-well thank y-” But mugman was quickly cut off as a tray was somewhat slammed in front of Fleur. "Your tea, miss.” Fraise snarled only to have Fleur look up at her with a grin. Sensing the tension between the two the Cupbrothers slowly sank down to try and not get caught in whatever crossfire that may happen with the two. The tension was thick in the air between the two as they glared at one another, but soon Fleur just started to laugh as she got up, making sure to get into Fraise’s face. “You know that you won’t be able to keep them safe, and you know why.” She said as he walked around Fraise and headed towards the door but stopped to look back at Cuphead and Mugman, with a smirk she blew a kiss at them but thankfully the two ducked just in time for the kiss to go splat against the wall behind them.

Fraise was steamed for the rest of the day as she worked, but she did her best to calm it down but only time she was able to calm down was when Cuphead and Mugman pulled her into the back of the shop to give her a well needed hug. 

As the two hugged her Fraise thought that she would tell the two about Fleur later, right now she just needed their hugs.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

what is your go to recipe for easter dinner?

The recipe is a) pick some protein and b) combine it with various of the following: eggs, cheese, bread, sausage, and maybe some vegetables.

That's pretty much it. So far the protein has been turkey or ham.

I plan to experiment with this formula more in the future. It seems like a very basic building block that can be tweaked in all kinds of interesting ways.

[vogelmeister]

one of the worst things i have ever done in the name of art is decide that the final monologue would be in poorly written dutch and then have to translate that into English and then decide how you’re going to display this bc its way too much dutch for the little footnotes you have been including when a character does use a dutch word but also you also like,, need to translate this into english so now you have an appendix and that's way too fancy but it's still in Dutch and you still need to put it in English and it's not even hard Dutch like its basic yet your head hurts still looking at it even though you know what you did and what you wrote and words are hard and you simultaniously know and don't know and this long ramble is exactly how your brain was operating at the time so yay. me.

[vettelcore]

my favourite perfume got discontinued bye in gonna kms

[demonio-fleurs]

hmm. might redo the header bc i always forget how different the headers look on desktop vs mobile... but i do like the icon.