#fleabagoftheendless

[gabessquishytum]

Orpheus absolutely hates his high school history teacher. No matter how hard he studies he just ends up getting really low grade history. One day, while he is visiting his father he ends up ranting to his friend on the phone about it and Morpheus overhears him.

Being the overprotective father he is, Morpheus goes to his son's school to have a talk with this history teacher.

Robert "Hob" Gadling takes pride in teaching. He used to be a professor in some prestigious university but left it after losing his family in an accident. He is also a bit more strict when it comes to grading papers and he knows very well that some of his students hate him for it. So when he is approached by a man after classes he guesses its one of those parents who are there to offer him some sort of bribe so that he gives good grades to their children.

Although the man in question is very good looking and actually looks younger than his age.

He immediately smiles when the man introduces himself as Morpheus Endless, Orpheus' father.

Morpheus does offer money so that Hob passes Orpheus in the next exam and Hob declines very politely with a firm stand that he doesn't do all this. But since he now has a crush on Morpheus he stupidly says, "well, I can consider if you would go out for dinner with me."

He is embarrassed and Morpheus looks furious, but after awkward apologies, Morpheus is actually impressed with the audacity of the other man and agrees for dinner. After all it has been 3 years since his divorce and its high time he moves on.

Hob starts giving extra two hours of history lessons after class to Orpheus with some other students to help him better and by the end of the year the boy passes with good grades in the subject. All with his own hardwork. Meanwhile Morpheus and Hob plan to move in together.

This is really very very cute, I'm loving the idea of Hob being a very strict teacher. I'm a total degenerate though, so it did make me think... the trope is generally that the student offers sexual favours for better grades, right? Well, what if Morpheus ends up offering sexual favours on his son's behalf.

The money didn't work, so obviously this Mr Gadling requires further persuading. Morpheus is a totally devoted father (and he feels guilty about the whole divorce thing) so he's willing to take things to the next level: he offers to suck Hob’s cock.

Hob is so shocked he actually falls completely silent. This has never happened before - sure he's been offered bribes from parents, but nothing of this nature. He feels Morpheus’s hand on his shoulder, massaging gently against the tension in his body. He may be a good teacher, but he isn't necessarily a good man: he lets Morpheus get on his knees there and then, and he gets the blowjob of a lifetime.

But afterwards, Hob asserts that he never agreed to the deal. He won't be passing Orpheus on the next exam. But, if Orpheus wants extra help with his studies, Hob will set aside the time after school to help him and the other students. They'll have to work hard, but if they do, they'll be rewarded.

Morpheus slaps Hob in the face (he deserves it tbh). And then he ends up fucking Hob over his own desk. Hob shamelessly enjoys himself, and then he invites Dream for dinner. The rest, as they say, is history.

Orpheus never finds out that his dad tried to bribe his new stepdad with sex for the sake of his grades, which is probably for the best... After all, he passed the class in the end, and listening to those two fucking every night is already bad enough!

[eldritchdemonfox]

Me and my one (1) sandman mutual vibing

[designtheendless]

Happy Meowpheus Monday! New blankie mode activated; requested by @fleabagoftheendless 💛✨🎃

[bazzybelle]

Music Tag Game

Thank you @that-disabled-princess for the tag! This looks like a lot of fun!

Rules: Shuffle your Spotify On Repeat playlist, and put the first 10 songs in a poll. Have your followers choose which song is their favorite.

What a list of songs...

Tagging @kydrogendragon @seiya-starsniper @yamru @carryonsimoncarryonbaz @iamamythologicalcreature @pluckyyoungdonna @yellobb @messofthejess @zzoomacroom @ileadacharmedlife @fleabagoftheendless @samsalami66 @carnelianmeluha @pumpkinkingsalem

[4typercent]

Thanks for the tag, @zzoomacroom

FIVE SONGS I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO ON REPEAT LATELY

1. Vore by Sleep Token

2. Atlantic by Sleep Token

3. The Offering by Sleep Token

4. The Summoning by Sleep Token

5. Euclid by Sleep Token with bonus short video from Laval (near Montreal Québec Canada), May 25th, 2024

⚠️ Volume warning ⚠️

According to a comment I saw on Insta, someone lost their flip-flops during the ritual.

I drove 2200km (4400+km round trip) to see them, I've been on a massive kick, and I see no end in sight. (1376 miles, 2734+ miles for the whole trip) I need an oil change.

Tagging: @marlowe-zara @missmacfire @kcsandmanfan @invadericee @orionsangel86 @sturridges @airlocksandaviaries @obl-wan @fleabagoftheendless & anyone else that would like to join in!

[fleabagoftheendless]

Bingo fill square B3 - Highschool

Title: Strangers we know (Chapter 1)

Rating: Teen up & audiences

Ships: Dreamling

Warnings: Mentions of bullying.

Tags: First kiss, a bit of angst.

Summary: Morpheus and Hob grew up in the same town in England. Both couldn't be any more different. Hob is popular and has many friends, while Morpheus is a loner who knows it's best if he stays away from people. When they strike up an awkward conversation in Morpheus' kitchen, their destiny changes from that moment.

Written for @dreamlingbingo 2024!!

[kydrogendragon]

Happy March everyone! So glad to be apart of the @the-centennial-husbands-bigbang! My first ever big bang, but it's been a ton of fun. Everyone go check out @fleabagoftheendless's amazing fic here!

<3

[valiantstarlights]

omg ive never seen those videos of Tom working out. in the first one, why is he wearing so much jewelry?? why the long pants but shirtless (i’d be all sorts of temperature confused)??

not to be horny on main but also his arms and shoulders in the second video good LORD. and his CONCENTRATION in both. 🫠🫠🫠🫡🫡🫡 thanks for putting these on my dash.

For reference, these are the videos: part one and part two. Credits to @fleabagoftheendless ! 😊 Thank you for your service. 🙇‍♀️

*not me rewatching the videos for science*🫣🫢🫠 ...Sorry, what was the question? Oh. Jewelry. Wait, jewelry? *watches the first video again* Ohhh... I've honestly never noticed? 👀 Like, there is literally a framed picture of a bear on the wall and it took me more than a couple of rewatches to notice that as well.

His clothing choices are great here, and that's all I think I can say without being disrespectful. 😇🙏

You're very welcome! 🖤 These videos of Tom are always great to see, just in case we need that extra boost of inspiration. 😉

[mid0khan]

WIP ask game !

I've been tagged by @samsalami66 , thank you darling ^^

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

It may be the occasion to find some motivation to actually finish some of those poor WIPs X)

Hopes and Expectations chapter 13 (Sandman)

GO prompts rumour (Good Omens)

Clockwork Heart (BBC Sherlock)

Johnlock Hanakhaki (BBC Sherlock)

Immortal Soulmates (BBC Sherlock)

Nameless Soulmates (BBC Sherlock)

A Dream you hold in your hands (Sandman)

Elvish dictionnary and grammar guide (Original work)

Travels in Elvish lands (Original work)

(As you can see, my Sherlock WIPs suffered when my hyperfixation on Sandman came crashing on me ><' )

And for tagging, uh, am I supposed to tag 9 people ? Whoops

Let's say @the-apocrypha @embroiderling @dragonnan @emihotaru @pumpkinkingsalem @aquabluejay @pluckyyoungdonna @fleabagoftheendless @amielot

Sorry if you have already been tagged, and of course no pressure !

[gabessquishytum]

So apparently Ferdie is going to release a remix of his friend's, Sam Thomas' song, which means we need a DJ Hob!!

Imagine Hob is a DJ at the New Inn and Morpheus is the bartender and both of them have this will-they-won't-they enemies to lovers thing going on for 5 years untill they just give in one night after getting absolutely shit faced.

Just...

YES we're so blessed that Ferdie is also a very cool and fun music producer as well as a glorious actor!!! A very talented man <333 and I just love the idea of DJ Hob!!! Imagine Hob showing up to work in a new Hawaiian shirt each week while Dream is there in his fancy waistcoats looking DEEPLY unimpressed.

They bicker like an old married couple, and it's been so long now that nobody actually expects them to do anything. It's like a long running bit, an inside joke. And then the New Inn has an anniversary party to mark however many years since opening, and it turns into a kind of after-closing-time lock in with all the staff and a few regulars. Hob is taking requests, Dream is sitting quietly at the bar, and then they both go missing....... huh, maybe they went outside to try some of that weird weed that Matthew's been offering around.

They are later discovered in the barrel store, both of them butt naked (its so cold!!!! how can they do that!!!!) with an empty bottle of top shelf whiskey and several used condoms. Hob is passed out peacefully with his head in Dream’s lap, and Dream looks like he's headed in the same direction - he keeps mumbling about how much he loves Hob and wants to be his boyfriend. He's obviously TRASHED.

Everyone expects the situation to be hella awkward, but next time Hob is up playing a set, he practically dedicates every other song to "the handsome man behind the bar, wink wink" while Dream blushes and blows him a kiss. So apparently all they really needed was a drunken shag at work. For the sake of the rest of the staff, let's hope they don't replicate that particular event any time soon... seeing them being cute together is bad enough.

[dreamlingbingo]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - High School, Bullying, Light Angst, Hob is the school jock, Morpheus is the school nerd, First Kiss, Inspired by Normal People (TV 2020), Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Morpheus and Hob grow up in the same town in England. Both couldn't be any more different. Hob is popular and has many friends, while Morpheus is a loner who knows it's best if he stays away from people. When they strike up an awkward conversation in Morpheus' kitchen, their destiny changes from that moment.

[tryan-a-bex]

Wip Tag Game

Thanks for the tag, @fleabagoftheendless and @zzoomacroom !

RULES: post the names of the files in your WIP folder. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

57 wedding 5+1

56 rose and dream

53 velma and Destruction

41 ineffable lackeys

16 vortex

No pressure tags! @mallory-x @karalynlovescake @sleepsonfutons @meadowziplines @athymelyreply @fellshish

[zzoomacroom]

Fic: The Seeds Are Bursting, The Springs Are Seeping

Dreamling, Smut, One Shot, 2832 Words

Tagging @fleabagoftheendless and @mallory-x because y'all expressed interest with the WIP ask game. Also, credit where credit is due--this was partly inspired by several different asks sent to @gabessquishytum (some of which may or may not have been from me 🤫).

Tags and summary below the cut (very NSFW!):

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling

Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling

Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, One Shot, Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Fluff, Dream Sex, Wet Dream, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Dildos, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Retired Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless | Morpheus Has a Vulva, Hob Gadling is Good at Cunnilingus, Dream of the Endless | Morpheus Loves Hob Gadling, Hob Gadling Loves Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Musings on Morphussy, Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Top Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Bottom Hob Gadling, Top Hob Gadling, Bottom Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Married Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling, Lazy Morning Sex, Not Beta Read

Summary:

They are both breathing heavily, foreheads pressed together, and Hob grasps Morpheus’ backside with his free hand and pulls him closer still. Morpheus reaches between them and wraps his hand around Hob’s thick, throbbing cock, stroking vigorously until Hob cries out and spills over Morpheus’ hand and onto his own stomach. His hole twitches and clenches around Morpheus, who soon reaches his own peak and floods his lover’s insides with his seed just as—

—Morpheus, formerly Dream of the Endless, awakes with a gasp. He blinks, bleary-eyed, as he finds his bearings. He is in bed beside Hob, who is still fast asleep, in their flat above the New Inn. It is early yet—6:23 AM, according to the clock on the bedside table. The morning is quiet and still; the only sounds he can hear are the gentle tapping of the rain on the windows and the steady rhythm of his husband’s breathing. He is cozy beneath the covers, their shared body heat making it perfectly toasty. It is peaceful. He is content.

Except for the fact that he just woke up in the midst of an intense orgasm and he is still unbearably aroused.

(AKA the Retired Morphussy fic, in which Retired!Dream has a wet dream and he and Hob have lazy, weekend morning sex)

Continue reading on ao3:

[bazzybelle]

Aura Colour Quiz

Take this to find out your color aura! it is very cute.

Thank you for the tag @seiya-starsniper! This slipped my notifs! I only saw it because I was scrolling back.

Yellow

daisies, road signs, bumblebees, lemon merengue, bicycles, polaroids, awnings. your essence is yellow: you are precise yet shy, putting band-aids on your cuts alone. you demand much of yourself; your self-expression feels tempered by a mold you're intended to fill. you seek an anchor to hold and keep your doubt at bay. you are the dutiful. you are the one who rises after you fall. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of cream, gold, honey, and chartreuse, who share your loyalty and compassion. you are also drawn to the sturdy red and brown, who will help you grow and learn to not question your own judgment. however, you may struggle to get along with the overly-involved personalities of pink and green who are unconscious of their own feelings.

You. Dare.

Yeah, now that I feel sufficiently called out, let me send this to some friends.

@carryonsimoncarryonbaz @fight-surrender @giishu @amywaterwings @windsweptinred @samsalami66 @yellobb @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @ivelovedhimthroughworse @raenestee @janimoon @fleabagoftheendless @nausikaaa

[dreamsofapiratelife]

Got tagged by @tryan-a-bex and once in a blue moon I’m in the right mindset to do this stuff🙈

Introduce Yourself with:

- a TV show

- a movie

- an album

- a game

Sooooo…

- Grimm

- LOTR - Return of the King

- Meteora

- Backgammon

Tagging @zzoomacroom @fleabagoftheendless and @anakim-skywatcher

But no pressure 😊

[fleabagoftheendless]

New chapter alert!!