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list of characters i have seen paragraphs of "ass or no ass" discourse about:
reigen arataka
jonathan sims
agent washington
#my conclusions respectively#extremely average ass. the peak of the bell curve of butt#flat as a board#and guy who does squats for fun mr 'every day is leg day'. what do you think#this is my review.
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Every time someone mentions cardboard,, I think of him,,
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Yall see the results of that Twitter poll 🥰🥰🥰?????
#vox sweep#im so glad our flat faced prince swept the board and totally didnt rig the votes#hes hiding in your wifi miku style#tumblr sexyman#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox
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tom herpich & steve wolfhard episodes are always so funny in such a specific way
#might be my favorite AT board team!!#something about the very flat line delivery with the incidental characters djkfghfj#adventure time#finn the human#jake the dog#kim kil whan#ocarina#videos
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A very, very self indulgent masc vibe Laudna just because I can (and I really want to draw her with short hair)
#jade draws#critical role#critical role fanart#cr3#laudna#imodna#in my brain she's as flat as a board that you can cut vegetables on
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lying on my stomach kicking my legs writing in my diary with a pink glitter pen the words "circuit boards" with a heart around it
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eddie's flat ass (steddie)
Dustin whips around as soon as they’re alone. “Steve!”
“I’m Eddie.”
“No, I mean you and Steve. You like him.”
“Of course I like him, Henderson,” Eddie says flatly, pressing a little harder on the gas in hopes of getting to Dustin’s house before he admits something he regrets. “We’re friends. Best buds. A couple of dudes being bros.”
“You’re full of shit,” Dustin says. “I’m not stupid. I saw that. I wish I hadn’t, but I saw it. You’re, like, stupidly into him. I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.”
“Jesus Christ,” Eddie mutters. His street can’t come soon enough.
Dustin pushes through. “When are you gonna ask him out?”
“Uh, never?”
“What?!”
“Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies,” Eddie rolls his eyes. “Nothings going to happen, Henderson. Yeah, I’ve got a stupid fucking crush on your babysitter, it doesn’t mean that Steve’s interested in me. He likes girls, Dustin, did you miss that part in the dossier? He thinks we’re a couple of straight guys horsing around, if he found out I was flirting with him I could be thrown into Hunt the Freak 2: the thrilling sequel.”
Dustin’s mouth snaps shut, and he laughs nervously. “Right,” he agrees. “He likes girls. But, uh, hypothetically, if he was into guys…”
They roll to a stop sign, and Eddie turns away from the road to tell the little shit off. But Dustin’s fidgeting, staring steadfast at the road and refusing to meet his eye.
“You know something,” he realizes.
“Uh…”
Eddie’s about to shake it out of him. “You’re hiding something, you little shit. What is it? Tell me.”
“I’m not,” he squeaks.
“Bull-shit you aren’t. What is it? Is it about Steve?” Eddie pales. “Shit, does he know about me?”
“Well…”
“What the hell?!”
“I didn’t tell him!” Dustin yelps. “If you didn’t want him to know, maybe you shouldn’t have been so obvious!”
“Check your tone,” he snaps, hand shaking as he pulls on his hair. “Shit, shit, shit, okay, it’s fine, I just need to flee the country—“
“Why?”
Eddie is this close to throttling the kid. “What do you mean why?”
“Why is this such a big deal?”
“It could get me killed!” He shouts, banging a hand against the steering wheel. “He could—he could fucking tell somebody, and—“
“He wouldn’t do that!”
“How the fuck am I supposed to know that? You think someone’s a good guy until you’re interested in them, and then it’s all ‘You’re fucking disgusting,’ or ‘Freak,’ or ‘Don’t touch me, you fa—‘“
“Stop!” Dustin shouts, white knuckling the armrest. “Eddie, stop. He’s not going to tell anyone. It’s gonna be okay. It’s fine.”
“It’s not.”
“It’s fine,” Dustin stresses. “Steve doesn’t care if you’re gay. He definitely doesn’t mind you flirting with him.”
“You don’t know that,” Eddie says.
“Yeah I do.”
“How?”
There’s that deer in headlights look again. Then Dustin takes a deep breath, and his expression turns guilty.
“I know you’re not supposed to tell people this,” he says, “but you’re freaking out really bad and I’m, like, 99% sure Steve thinks you already know.”
“Steve thinks I know what?”
Dustin tells him.
Two hours later, he’s still laying on the floor in the trailer, looking up at the ceiling.
Bisexual. Steve Harrington, the man Eddie’s always hailed as the patron saint of heterosexuality, likes men.
Might like Eddie.
“Are you flirting with me?” Eddie blurts out, and immediately tries to bolt.
He runs face first into a wall and ends up on the ground, wishing the demobats had just killed him.
Steve appears in his line of vision, standing over his sprawled body. Eddie is treated to a wonderful view, eyes moving from his long, athletic legs to his crotch to his chest and broad shoulders, and finally reaches his face. His very amused face.
Eddie’s entire body lights on fire.
“What the hell was that?” Steve asks, laughing.
“Uh…”
“Wile E Coyote over here. Seriously, man, that was some Loony Toons shit. I’m embarrassed for you.”
“Oh my God, shut up,” he groans. “Just let me die.”
“No way in hell. Sorry, Munson, I put too much work into saving your flat ass to throw it away like that.” Steve grins, holding a hand out for Eddie to take. He ignores it, rolling over so Steve can’t see how red his face is.
“My ass isn’t flat,” he mumbles into the carpet.
“Oh, it is,” Steve says cheerfully, nudging said ass with his foot, because he’s a bastard. Eddie doesn’t know why he likes him so much. Everything he does is catastrophically bad for his continued survival. “It’s cute though. I like it.”
“Henderson said, uh, that you were…umm…maybeflirtingwithme?” Eddie finishes in a rush.
“What?”
Steve’s face is open, automatically tilting his right ear towards Eddie. Eddie doesn’t know if he’s aware that’s something he does. Robin says it’s because of all the concussions, his left ear just isn’t what it used to be.
Eddie sags, unable to lie to his wide-eyed confusion. “Dustin said you're flirting with me.”
Steve stares at him.
Eddie fidgets under his incredulous gaze, growing more anxious by the minute. Oh God, Dustin was wrong. Dustin was wrong about everything. Steve probably doesn’t even actually like boys, Jesus. The whole thing is obviously a bust. Eddie needs to cut and run, maybe make some bullshit excuse about his uncle needing him home even though Steve knows Wayne’s working right now—
“You needed Henderson to tell you that?”
#eddie's flat ass au#i tried to come up with a name for two whole minutes and that's what i landed on#eddie munson#steve harrington#dustin henderson#steddie#sorry to all the thicc eddie truthers out there but that man is a board#idk what his actors ass looks like and idc. some things surpass the physical#stranger things fanfic#listen technically dustin is outing steve but in his defense steve fully thinks eddie knows he's bi#and if eddie wasn't told he was going to do something drastic
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same
Follow to see pictures of Dazai's flat ass
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19. Fem!Soukoku
#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs chuuya#bungo stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs chuuya#bungou stray dogs dazai#bsd#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#skk#soukoku#inktober 2023#genderswap#genderbend#(Just tagging it since I know some people don't like this sort of stuff)#(I put in a little bit more time since I don't draw girls often!!)#(I like the shading I did esp for the hair haha I hope you like it too)#(I very much like the idea of Dazai 'flat-as-a-board' Osamu)#(And Chuuya who just has like)#(A normal chest I suppose haha)
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was sketching some hairstyles and liked how this one came out
#trying to make my generic ivy ref but wanted to see if there was something id wanna change abt me#the sticks at the back dont actually hold anything together its just to give the same vibe as the antennae piercings on her ear#flat as a board ivy though...........#diary#milk
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Like listen their shared living space would be a fucking mess Itchy thinks the puppets are creepy as fuck but what're you gonna do and Bro thinks him leaving empty cans of monster on his bed and blasting the fast and the furious to go to sleep too is kinda annoying but these two PARTY. Like they go to frat parties together even tho they're both in their 40's.
Do you all see my vision
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Happy 20th birthday to me 🫶 Redrew the art on chapter 58 of the manga and I took some… artistic liberties. Hope you guys love Shizuo’s butt as much as I do.
#I made it a little bigger#but on a real note he is as flat as a board and it never ceases to disappoint me#honestly I could’ve drawn it even bigger than I did but…#figured I should probably keep it semi realistic#but happy birthday to meeee#drrr#durarara#shizuo heiwajima#durarara!!#heiwajima shizuo
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You’ll never find a dumber group of people than in an asmr comment section I swear
#“did she glue the phone to the fidget board 😧 ITS LAYING DOWN FLAT#GRAVITY IS KEEPING IT THERE YOU BRAINLESS CUMSOCK#god forbid anything is edible but shaped like something nonedible#‘did she eat the lipstick 😧’ ITS CHOCOLATEEEE ITS PINK CHOCOLATE#IM KICKING THE VACUOUS MASS WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE#AND ITS MAKING A SOUND LIKE AN OVERINFLATED DOLLAR STORE BOUNCY BALL#BOING BOING BOING
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smoke break
#jjk#shoko ieiri#ieiri shoko#my art#partial nudity#jujutsu kaisen#id in alt text#it's very important that she has body hair and is trans here btw#also she has faint stretch marks#and her stomach isnt a flat board!!!#anyway#hi#smoking tw
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Slappy would soooo be a Miku stan <3 He'd shank someone with a leek
#I doodled this months ago the day prior my bestie and I went to Miku Expo.#It's been sitting vacant on my laptop since. I figured I'd finish it before the year ends.#im not a big fan of the shaded version cuz i feel like the colors look muddy#but i do like how the hair turned out#the flat colors are closer to my vision#peter lorre is a miku stan ya kno i asked him on the ouija board just the other night#anyways this was pretty nostalgic since i was a huge vocaloid fan when i was in middle school#my deviant art account is still up filled with vocaloid fanart i made at age 12#i have to delete that but its nice to have come full circle#also i just had to add teto cuz despite being a utau she was my fav#i should've made slippy teto dammit#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#slappy laszlo#slappy spongebob#laszlo spongebob#peter lorre fish#the patrick star show#the patrick show#nosferatu#count orlok#graf orlok#renfield#robert montague renfield#hatsune miku#vocaloid
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