Thinking about iphone jailbreaking and the whole flappybird scandal, I just know for a fact that some people (who weren't Lila) went bonkers when she got replaced on the alliance by Kagami. There's absolutely a group out there with jailbroken alliances so they could keep the old digital assistant and like 15 sketchy websites with tutorials on how you can do it to.
(5 people put their non-updated alliances on ebay for 5000 euro, but none of them recieved any bids.)
⇢ GILDEREY ‘ REYHAN ’ LOCKHART ✶ aslihan malbora , 22 , ciswoman , she / her , halfblood , fourth year , healing. member of the hufflepuff quidditch team , aurelius choir , and s.p.e.w. can be described as reticent , enduring , timid , and impressionable.
* & ◞ 𝐢 . 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 .
full name : gilderey ‘ reyhan ’ lockhart
nickname(s) : rey , reya
age / dob : twenty two / june 25 , 2000
zodiac : cancer
blood status : halfblood
gender : cis woman
pronouns : she / her
sexuality : pansexual
house : hufflepuff
year : fourth
specialization : healing
extracurriculars : hufflepuff quidditch team ( seeker ) , aurelius choir , and s.p.e.w.
wand : willow , white river monster spine , 11¼" ; rather flexible
patronus : brown bear
* & ◞ 𝐢𝐢 . 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 .
birth place : belfast , northern ireland
home region / school : north ireland / o'eallaigh.
social class : upper class
father : gilderoy lockhart
mother : unknown
sibling(s) : none
pet(s) : a barn owl named flappybird.
* & ◞ 𝐢𝐢𝐢 . 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 .
face claims : aslihan malbora
eye colour : honey gold - brown.
hair colour / style : chest length curly , brown hair. usually worn down or in a multitude of half up - do’s or braided out of her face. much of her childhood was made up of endless stylists straightening her hair into total submission , and so she only does so nowadays on the very rare occasion.
height : 163cm / 5′3″
build : has a classical ballerina build ; lithe and long legged. very much bird - boned and tender , there’s times where she appears almost too soft , as if on the verge of crumbling.
clothing style : sticks to neutral colours , with an emphasis on creams , browns , and beiges. tends to favour the comfortable over the trendy , with plenty of oversized knit cardigans and layered turtlenecks. skirts , wide - legged pants , and mom jeans fully worn in.
tattoos : none.
piercings : double lobe piercings.
scars : a rather large scar over her right knee , that’s faded with time.
notable features : dimpled cheeks and wildly tousled curls , smiles that fall from her face the instant she’s turned away , nervous hands that tend to wring and clench , caved in shoulders and smothered laughter.
* & ◞ 𝐢𝐯 . 𝐓𝐋;𝐃𝐑 .
— childhood for reyhan is a wound that never stops bleeding. stolen from her mother only days after her birth , the both of them are left with nothing but memories ⸻ ones that slip between the fingers like sand. intangible , untouchable. time and tutelage are what leave reyhan gasping at the maw of motherhood , but it is her father's spells that have her mother grasping at straws , left in a constant state of niggling discomfort. ( you are forgetting , you are forgetting ⸻ YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN. )
— raised by a nanny and a handful of house elves , the days pass slowly with neither hide nor hair of her father ; a man far too busy chasing fame and fortune to bother with a daughter he'd never even wanted. ( at least , if reyhan had been a boy , a son to carry on the lockhart name ... ) but her father is forced to swallow the bitter truth of her failures , and reyhan learns to live with disappoint as her constant companion , one that weighs heavy on both mind and spirit.
— the burden of being her father's daughter begins to bury her young. finally turning old enough to become useful in his eyes , the lockhart’s grow to become a household name across the wizarding world. a modern day hero , and still the perfect father , reyhan becomes a simple , yet solid prop to her father's eternal desires. commended endlessly , both high and low. he drags her across tabloids , and bares every inch of her life for public viewing. raising her to be perfect , the standard for easy consumption , and she never forgets to further praise her father above all.
— she's already fifteen by the time she learns the truth. her father is a fraud , and she is entirely complicit. there is no version of the story where reyhan can claim innocence ( where her father would allow for it ) and besides ⸻ what would she do ? where would she go ? turning in her father is not a betrayal she can stomach , and neither one she would be brave enough to ever pursue. instead , she remains : accessory to his crimes , another fraud born to fraud. she pushes on , living in constant fear of discovery.
— her entire world is one made of her father's intricacies and delights , a pretty prison of his own making. to go where he tells her , to do as he commands. aurelius becomes both desperation and sanctuary ⸻ reyhan's first breath of fresh air. abandoned by a father who knew she could never betray him , their only interactions over the next few years are for the occasional shoot and cover spread. he's out there : her father the hero , and all she begs for is her own quiet , mundane corner of the world.
— it's almost achievable too. blending in and keeping her head down , the years pass just enough for reyhan to believe ⸻ to even hope that her life will calm past the tumultuous seasons of her father. but of course , how would he ever allow for her her freedom ? why would he ever be so kind.
— the summer over reyhan's third year starts off explosive with the reveal of her father's lies. revelation in the form of her father's wrongdoings , dragged ugly and unrelenting into the light. and where reyhan would never dare to take on the successes of her father , it is his flaws that she had learned to take on too well. highly publicized and sensationalized before the masses , the lockhart name , which was once built up so high and mighty , takes on a steep dive off the deep end. falling falling falling they go.
* & ◞ 𝐯 . 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂 .
— so my girl has truly been put through. the absolute shitter with gilderoy as a father</3333 he definitely has a narcissistic personality disorder to the extreme , and rey was on the receiving end of that bullshit for the entirety of her life. which has led to .... an abundance of her own issues , but mainly : a near non - existent self - esteem , the inability to trust themselves ( but also the absolute fear of trusting others ?? ) , a constant need to please , and the tendency to over - attach themselves to anyone who's willing to stick around </33 just to name a few ! she's definitely an enigma , to both herself and others but she is trying !! very hard !!!
— her first few years at aurelius were probably spent keeping herself safely distanced , but also attempting to reach out and actually create some real relationships for herself ! unfortunately , she was never actually taught how to make friends , without it coming with all sorts of conditions and underlying schemes , so the result was her coming off as entirely too standoffish and probably being known as the shittest friend ever ( rip akjnfawefa )
— only ever truly comes out of her shell with a select few people , and even then rey feels like she has to like. bend over backwards and mould themselves into the easiest and most preferred version of herself to that person specifically. ( a chameleon , some say ? two faced , is what others call her. but it always comes down to rey not really knowing who she is when she's not being perceived and dictated by others to a certain extent ! )
— she doesn't particularly love her specialization , but she's never brought home anything less than perfect marks and the image of being a perfect student. and it's not like she has anything better to do than what her father instructed ... ? : ( most of her club activities were probably also joined because someone dragged her along to one of the meetings and told her to sign up akefjnawef
— BUT !!! her one real passion was discovered first year when she joined the hufflepuff quidditch team ! and whereas she will in fact die of embarrassment if anyone even acknowledges her talents as a seeker to her face , she truly does love the freedom of flying , and playing a game where she feels involved and important as a team member <333 like that is .... her only passion , and she will perhaps wither away if you try to take it from her </333
— but her life atm is currently , in shambles because of the ongoing case against her father not only being a fraud , but the endless damage he's caused by stealing and memory - wiping the successes of other wizards. she's been cleared of any charges herself , at the defence of having been a minor for the majority of her involvement , and having been raised so thoroughly under her father's thumb her entire life. but the case is in fact , as public as it is abhorrent , and so rey's been having a Terrible , Horrible , No Good , Very Bad Day , since the news broke a month ago </3
* & ◞ 𝐯𝐢 . 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 .
— 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅(𝒔) : embarrassingly tentative , and probably not numbering that high , i'd like to imagine she's been able to befriend at least a couple people that have been able to see past the worst of her !! and also want to encourage her to be her best or at least better self <333
— 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 : so this could be for all manner of reasons , whether rey was just a shitty friend and probably threw y/m under the bus to safe herself previously , or just everything about her being two - faced has rubbed y/m the wrong way. another interesting possibility could be y/m having a connection to one of the poor mfs that rey's dad stole the accomplishment of before memory wiping them .... who knows : ~ )
hiii em my fav aussie mutual :))
1. who is/are your comfort character(s)? - hmmmm thinking on this more i think Ellis from left 4 dead and maybe lee from twd game orrr kiki from kiki delivery service, I-block from tetris, saul goodman, jonesy from fornite, angel from buffy, gus from psych, goku, austin powers okay thats all i can think of off top but there are a lot :)
31. what type of music keeps you grounded? - love songs when i feel like i have no one to love
42. an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site? - ummmmmmm flappybird snapchat and apple musac and spotify, tinder bumble and hinge but im weening off those
49. can you skip rocks? - i am like 30% the time the rock skipping GOAT and the rest of the time i am one ploop chump :\ but i still have fun and i never give up till i get a good skip
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Why am I denied the ability to just sit down and do things.
Making a bootleg Flappybird clone to grasp the basics of basics for Unity isn't hard, I've done it before.
Yet despite that it's herding cats on fucking zoomies to get myself to sit down and even open the damn project.
NGL I almost miss the depression I had before these new meds as I could at least hate myself enough to force myself to do work. But now that fog is gone, and I'm too happy to hate myself to the point of willingly hurling myself into the work mill. Ugh.
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/47904022
by Skeletonchocolate
A DC/MCU crossover literally nobody asked for.
KEY~
Spooderboi - Peter Parker
ILikeBats - Bruce Wayne
Potaytoe - Harley Keener
Feliney - Selina Kyle
JesusChrist - Bucky Barnes
FlappyBird - Sam Wilson
IAMSOVERYOLD - Steve Rogers
TheBestCEO - Pepper Potts
TinCan - Tony Stark
BillNye - Bruce Banner
Myownuniverse - Wanda Maximoff
AuntySpooder - Nat Romanoff
Ventie - Clint Barton
Ventress - Laura Barton
LadyLightning - Jane Foster
GodOfThunder - Thor
MiniSuperIsGay - Jon Kent
AssassinsCreed - Damian Wayne
FriendInChair - Ned Leeds
SarcasmRules - MJ
Words: 1036, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Laura Barton, Jane Foster/Thor, Jon Lane Kent/Damian Wayne, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Crossover, Texting, Double Dating, Popcorn, Crack, Crack Crossover, Fluff and Crack, This Is STUPID, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Post-Episode: s01e06 One World One People (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier TV), Not Canon Compliant, Tony Stark Lives, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, no beta we die like men, chatfic, I love shipping people too much, Gonna get stupider, And the chapters will be longer, GIVE ME SOME BREATHING SPACE UNIVERSE, Insomnia-induced, My friends forced me into writing this, i'm sorry in advance, lol
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/47904022