#flames-of-trial
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guiltiest-gear · 11 months ago
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Looking at college stuff and I just saw fucking alumnx. As in alumni. A word that is not gendered. Which comes from alum. Which is also not gendered. That is the stupidest fucking performative inclusivity I have seen
I need to find whoever thought of the word alumnx and beat them to death with a rock so hard
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redhotarsenic · 1 year ago
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@nowfallc Pictures pictures for youuuu sliding these under your door <3
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aj-artjunkyard · 9 months ago
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Apollo’s at his best when his speech patterns are “21yo college frat boy meets ye olde theatrical actor”. He responds with things like “But hark! Behold!” and “you should’ve been there, man. It totally rocked” in the same breath and kicks the fight or flight reflexes of every demigod in a mile radius into survival mode
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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year ago
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Frank: Did you guys hear about this guy in Florida who covered himself in hand sanitizer, got tased and then burst into flames?
Leo: *deranged laugh* Oooh
Piper: I'll get the hand sanitizer.
Jason: Leo, no!
Nico: Leo, yes!
Leo: Why not? I'm fire proof!
Percy: I swear to the gods if you start another forest fire that I have to put out I will lose my shit!
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asteralley · 5 months ago
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both of them saying the worst things to say to each other on their first meeting kills me
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https://www.instagram.com/panjooolart?igsh=N2Y2cDRqZTBoMHJt
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lavenoon · 1 year ago
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"hi love you need better coping mechanisms and also maybe to leave the city sometimes because its stuffy and putting you on edge so will you come burn some marshmallows with me in the woods"
@naffeclipse I continue <3
*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)
og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!
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pyrosomatic-metamorphosis · 8 months ago
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i keep thinking about minecraft mechanics and all the old history bad keeps referencing like. did he every troll vesuvius by throwing shit into his inventory to fill it up. did issac newton hold the apple in his offhand. was the offhand even an option back then. when qbbh fell to earth was hunger nonexistent but for the howling pain of wounds that could only be healed by food. were people just frantically chowing down on pork while atlantis collapsed. they couldnt even swim animation
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Leo: Will was right
Nico: Yeah obviously-
Leo: Babies aren't fireproof
Nico:
Will:
Nico: GODSDAMNIT LEO AGAIN??
Will, sighing: I'll get the garbage bags
Leo: Thanks guys, you're the best :]
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gh0stpeppers · 4 months ago
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(pointing) IS THIS ALLOWED????
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guiltiest-gear · 10 months ago
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This is fine. He’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
TO FUCKING SPACE?????
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fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic · 8 months ago
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Good Omens Fic Rec: Trial & error
The Metatron brings in the demon Crowley to stand trial in Heaven. For tempting an angel. Uhhhh. Awkward.
Length: 15,024 words
AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best for: After Dark, Comedy, Pick-me-up
Triggers: None
Read it here, fic by fellshish
*Minor Spoilers* A little silly, a little sexy, and a little sweet! I had a lot of fun with this story. Crowley finds himself unexpectedly hauled into Heaven and put on trial for seducing an Angel. A trial that is presided over by a fusspot of an Angel with white blonde curls and a glittering gavel. Awkwaard...
There are tons of witty asides here as our mock trail goes on, and I giggled at many lines. I loved the guest appearances by Warlock and sexy fem Jesus. Who wouldn't want Jesus as their lawyer? But it's not all fun and games, there's a scandalous meeting in Crowley's jail cell at night that will warm you right up. Poor Aziraphale is put in a tough spot, I don't blame him for his confidence waning. Don't worry though, they'll figure it out eventually.
Technically it could be rated as a Mostly Safe in Public, since there is just one explicit scene, but I'd just save it for a fun after dark indulgence.
Read it here, fic by fellshish
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crazytrashpolice · 9 months ago
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ok don’t hate me but I whenever I start a new book, TV show, movie, etc. I have to find out all of the important details, characters, their personalities, the ships, the plot, the ending and all of that kinda junk.
so what happens every time I’m reading or watching something, I look like this:
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flames-tstuff · 2 years ago
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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, @ticklethepup ! It is I, your Secret Santa!
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Prompt: Cheer-up tickles w/ Will x Nico!
I'm sooooo happy with how this turned out, and I adored getting the chance to draw some more Riordanverse characters ❤️
Hope you have a great holiday season!
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toasecretsanta · 2 years ago
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A gift (2/2) for @the-flaming-phoenix drawn by @ukelele-boy using the prompt “Meg trying to convince Nico to help her garden”!
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fisheito · 5 days ago
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Fjkin kyyuuuya Leave some orgasm denial for the rest of the class
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