#fizzy is not fine

[physics-of-one-piece]

"I called you to discuss something. Can you guess?"

Me marrying you? Pls, sir, pls one night, one night is all I ask at this point omg what is happening to me, Eng North Blue Doffy is VULNERABLE I need to cuddle him and swathe him in blankets and make him tea and kiss his forehead and tuck him in and hold his big hand and shush him and tell him I'll kill anyone who tries to hurt him.

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS.

"I wanted to welcome you, to the Donquixote Family officially. Congrats, kid."

ENG DUB NORTH BLUE DOFFY HOW DARE YOU BE SO SWEET CONGRATULATING KID LAW, HOW DARE YOU OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I WAS NOT WARNED, THEY NEEDED TO PUT A WARNING FOR THIS, LIKE

"English Dub Doflamingo will sound vulnerable and you run the risk of wanting to hug him, proceed with caution."

"Just looking at you I can tell you've been through hell and back." He genuinely sounds like he is sympathizing here, like his tone is like I know, kid, I know, I experienced the same shit AND I AM NOT FINE HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

"You have that hate-filled glare in your eyes." EVEN WHEN HE SAYS THIS IT'S SORTA SOFT OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM NOT READY FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK.

"I think you'll have a lot to offer our family." is speak for "You're my kid now." AND I AM MELTING 😭 Get adopted, Law. Get loved, you little angry boy. Doffy's your dad now.

I NEED TO CHEW ON PAPER OR THE BARS OF MY CAGE WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING OMG ENG DUB NORTH BLUE DOFFY OMG 🥹🥹🥹

Eng Dub Kid Law is somehow breaking my heart even more "Whatever. I've got three years. And then I'm gonna die. The end. Done."

....

... 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ENG DUB LAW COME HERE I WILL LOVE YOU, GET LOVED YOU LITTLE SAD BOY WE'LL FIND YOU A CURE BABY BOY AAAAAA 😭😭

Doffy: Maybe. Depends on your luck.

"Allow me to explain." ENG DUB DOFFY AND HIS MANNERS, EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU CAN EXPLAIN ME THE FCKN CAR ENGINE AND I'M ALL EARS WHEN YOU'RE CHIVALROUS LIKE THAT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Which of the Doffy fans got hired to write the English script, I see you, you bastards, and I love you.

"We're what you call experts in the black market and one of our fields is Devil Fruits. Their powers are vast, sometimes beyond human comprehension. Meaning there could be a Devil Fruit that could cure your condition. " He's explaining it so calmly and he sounds like a DAD. DAD DOFFY IS REAL, DADMINGO IS CANON AND IT'S ENG DUB NORTH BLUE DOFFY I AM NOT FINE -

AAAAAAAAAA

ALSO, ALSO. THE FACT ENG DOFFY SAYS "condition" instead of "disease/illness" like it's sth temporary for Law, just an obstacle they gotta get through, and he could have called it a disease like Buffalo did but he DOESN'T, l...

It's fine. I'm not crying. I'm fine.

DADMINGO IS CANON. ENG NORTH BLUE DOFFY MADE DADMINGO CANON.

I'm about to cry.

"So what? You have three years left. Who knows how many Devil Fruits we'll find in that time." Eng Doflamingo canonically was enthusiastic and made sure to be enthusiastic to soothe Law and comfort him by saying those words, he was literally like "Yeah, so what? We'll find it!" I'M DONE. I'M DONE. IT'S OVER FOR ME. ENG NORTH BLUE DOFFY, YOU CAN HAVE ME. YOU CAN HAVE ME. I won't fight. How can I?

HOW CAN I?

I... I need to... I need to write another North Blue Doffy fic but Eng North Blue Doffy in mind. He's still evil but he CARES. HE CARES. ENG NORTH BLUE DOFFY CARES.

OH, LORD. OH, LORD. ENG NORTH BLUE DOFFY, MY LOVE.

"And one of them just might have a life-altering solution for you." He says SOLUTION. SOLUTION. Once more, Eng North Blue Doffy treats Law's disease as a problem to solve, not as an incurable disease. Oh, he is a dad. Dadmingo is canon. Dadmingo is CANON.

[f1zzy-z0mb13-935]

Gift for @handmade-homes i drew earlier this month 🫶 (hi, yes, I'm tagging you guys in these posts hehe)

[the-arch-elf]

Santa is off!

Per the regular route, Santa’s headed to Kiribati first (where it is presently just before midnight on December 24th at the time of this update) and then moving around the world to deliver presents and Christmas cheer!

Excellent job getting everything packed and onto the sleigh, Elves. I knew you could do it!

But our work isn’t done yet. Let’s break out the good hot cocoa and keep an eye on those radars. Hopefully we don’t run into any issues this year, but you can never be too prepared.

Good luck today, and happy Christmas Eve!

[bitchfitch]

one of my cousins texted me about the election results and called me a fellow empath... "you're taking on the pain of the world" like... I asked my dad if he wanted a soda when he thought the house was on fire bc like what the fuck were we supposed to do about that situation. Firemen were already on their way everyone was out and he wasn't moved in yet. no reason to stand about being thirsty.

I have 0 ability to feel empathy and not nearly enough emotional intelligence to fake it, I just chose to be kind anyways because fuck it. God isn't nice but I can be.

[fizziefactory]

CEO to Manager Communication (also known as clown to clo

[sciderman]

Hi, last anon about the Pimms here.

Sci I’m so sorry 😭😭 that was all a joke, I didn’t realize it wouldn’t come off that way over text, because I obviously read it back with the tone I had in mind. I wasn’t trying to offend you—sarcasm over text is harder than I anticipated and I should probably make use of /s more.

You don’t have to respond to this—I just wanted to apologize! I didn’t mean to offend, and I did Google it I was just messing with you 😭

PLEASE make use of /s more. i get such mad disrespect in my inbox sometimes you have no idea. no idea. i'd sleep better if more people used /s.

now that you're not my enemy, i'll educate the good people. pimms is an alcoholic drink thats usually served over ice and fruit in the summer with lemon soda

and often served hot in the winter with warm apple juice

and just like ribena, it has it's own winter variant!

i think it's also sold overseas but it's a british invention and just a really big part of british culture, particularly here in the south of england.

and... having done my own research...

glasgow garden party??? with irn bru?? dear god i HAVE to try this. for my heritage.

[fizzymilkcan]

Naughty pack just got revealed I had to Rush to make this before anyone else could

[autumnalfallingleaves]

I really want to know why my reaction to alcohol (any amount) is to feel the warmth in my ear canals, not my throat or chest

[herebecritters]

so sorry im back again i think u answered this once but i wanna make sure anyway whats your opinion on ocs interacting with your characters and if we draw it ?

Sorry for taking eons to respond.

But y’all draw what makes you happy! If it creatively inspires you then go for it! By all means ❤️ I just ask you don’t do anything hateful or targeted obviously.

[eatfreeordie]

This might be heretical to say but I feel like every fermented foraged beverage recipe is all about achieving fizziness but like... why do we care? If it tastes good, does it matter if it's fizzy or not?

[bubblesandpages]

THIS GUY?

THE FLOWER FIELD SPELL?? HER TEACHER?????????

THIS LITTLE BASTARD MAGIC FOR THE SAKE OF POWER OF A GRANDMASTER???!

[rollinpinwheel]

HB store: Last chance for nightmare robo fizz standee!!

Me: they're never gonna bring my son back. He's dead. In the ground. He's gone. Nevermore.

HB Store: New standee

Me: ??????????

[sizzleissues]

Trying to stay calm and reasonable when I’ve gone all today without realising there’s a boil water notice in my area and even though I’m 95% sure I have not drunk water that was poured today that 5% of doubt is about to really fuck me up

[fizziefactory]

Morning chat have some hard-working clowns

Mammon's @ofgain 's ♡

[starrypawz]

so adhd meds observation number whatever

they don't totally curb your impulsivity but they do make it a little easier to make adult decisions instead of letting the instant gratification monkey win all the time