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[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: Don't sweep my daughter– Flippa no, Flippa no. Don't sweep my daughter.

Ironmouse: Yeah, I don't think you wanna sweep her, 'cuz– you know the superstition about that, do you?

Fit: Wait– about what?

Ironmouse: If you sweep somebody's feet, they'll never get married!

Fit: Wait, really?

Ironmouse: Yep!

Fit: [Starts sweeping Slimecicle]

Slimecicle: Wait, is that real? [Realizes what's Fit's doing] You motherfcker! You know– joke's on you dude, my fcking wife never logs on anyway, alright?! So...

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Slimecicle: Don't sweep my daughter– Flippa no, Flippa no. Don't sweep my daughter, don't sweep my daughter. Here– Flippa, here's some signs if you wanna–

Ironmouse: Yeah, I don't think you wanna sweep her, 'cuz– you know the superstition about that, do you?

Fit: Wait– about what?

Slimecicle: Huh?

Ironmouse: If you sweep somebody's feet, they'll never get married!

Fit: Wait, really?

Ironmouse: Yep!

Fit: [Starts sweeping Slimecicle]

Slimecicle: Wait, is that real? Bobby! [Realizes what's Fit's doing] You motherfcker! You know– joke's on you dude, my fcking wife never logs on anyway, alright?! So...

[Fit and Mouse laugh, and JuanaFlippa punches them]

Slimecicle: I'm in a- I'm in a failed marriage.

Ironmouse: Oh no. A failed marriage, you say?

Fit: I shouldn't be laughing, I'm sorry.

Slimecicle: Yeah, yeah. No, it's ok.

Ironmouse: Everybody knows that marriage is a scam anyways!

Fit: Yeah.

[JuanaFlippa starts lighting up a bunch of fireworks]

Slimecicle: Maybe you can uh, I dunno– maybe you can sweep Mariana back into the QSMP.

Fit: Yeah, yeah. You know what? I can make some calls–

[bouncymeatballs]

[chuckg2]

Erin Mia James

[testoster0ne]

yanni

[tygerland]

[bouncymeatballs]

[iamwizzzzz]

[art-of-male]

[testoster0ne]

jordon

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Lei Takanashi

[nyc-looks]

Saman, 21

“I am wearing part of my full suit of armor. I wouldn’t say I have one specific aesthetic or style. What I put on typically has to do with my mood on any given day. I also think of looks/ideas and write them down to be executed. It doesn’t matter if I execute it the next day or 10 years from when I thought of it. I think we’re all avatars so I really am an advocate for experimenting with style and just being a fashion disruptor.”

Sep 21, 2023 ∙ Chelsea

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[fitnessandmusclebods]

Leo Theresa 🇩🇪

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