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character keychains, part 2 by winterrkatt
#winterrkatt#katharine kow#transparent by me#keychains#objects#spongebob#patrick#squidward#foster's home for imaginary friends#mac fhfif#bloo fhfif#eduardo fhfif#coco fhfif#wilt fhfif#fishhook patrick#fishnet patrick#pikachu#ash ketchum#pokemon#charms#clay art#trinkets#transparent pngs#pngs
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sending ex bf patrick a pic of a hoodie you know isnât his in a text that says âcome get your hoodie, i donât want itâ and watching him short circuit in real time bc you stop responding. he sends you 27 texts in the span of 3 minutes. when you finally respond with âif itâs not yours donât worry about itâ you know what youâre doing. he shows up at your door in 10 minutes flat, was probably already on his way before you even said that. you feign annoyance, rolling your eyes and sneering at him when you open the door, but he doesnât care. he picks you up over his shoulder and slams your front door shut behind him as he carries you to your bedroom.
he throws you down so hard you almost bounce off the bed and the entire time heâs bullying your little pussy with his dick heâs asking âwhose fucking hoodie is that?â the more you skirt around the answer, the harder he fucks you - heâs got two fingers fishhooked in your cheek and one hand around your neck while he rails you from behind, your back to his chest. youâre drooling all over his fingers and your face, he gives you opportunity after opportunity to tell him but you wonât - youâre so fucked out on his cock you donât even know your own name anymore, but it doesnât stop you from being a fucking brat - you tell him the hoodie smells good, maybe you will keep it if itâs not his. he sees red. he pulls out of your pussy and has you on your back with your head hanging off the bed so fast it makes your head spin. âfine,â he says. âdonât wanna tell me? you donât need to use that mouth at all, just take this fuckin dick.â
he fucks your throat so hard you think youâll have trouble swallowing for a week. when he sees you try to snake your hands back down to your needy cunt, he grabs your wrists in one hand and pins them to the bed so he can keep humping his dick in and out of your throat. he slaps your poor pussy with his free hand for good measure, just to feel you yelp around his dick. your whines and whimpers below him send vibrations straight through him. âyou like that, baby? you miss this dick? whatever prick owns that hoodie couldnât fuck your bitchy little mouth the way you want? pushing my fuckin buttons. you know only i can slut you out like this. take it take it take it.â you swallow every drop of his cum like youâre starving for it.
and god, he still takes care of you after. cleans you up, tucks you in bed, and asks again about the hoodie. you give him a sleepy, smug smile and with your hoarse voice say, âpicked it up at the mall earlier today. itâs cute, huh?â
#he wants to kill you but he knows that was a good move#you GOT his ass and heâs gonna fuck yours shortly#patrick zweig x reader#ex!patrick the man that you are#ex!patrick#patrick zweig smut
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poppy, i fear you may be the only one who understands this vision i had today.
imagine being a brat to patrick and him giving you the "oh, I'm going to put you in your place" smirk. after talking so much shit all day, he ruins you mercilessly as soon as you get back to your place.
your payback? patrick has you face down in the sheets, drooling as he slowly fucks your asshole, spitting down on his cock as lube. one hand is holding him up, fingers inside your mouth, musing "funny how your messy little mouth has nothing to say now". he's got two fingers deep inside your soaking pussy, hooked against your g-spot, using it to pull your hips back to his and can't help but chuckle as you pathetically cum all over him.
peace will never be attained again.
patrick and anal <33333
hhhhh him letting his spit take its time in dripping from his lips to your tight little asshole before he pushes in - god, it burns so fucking good - hurts so good - he completely ignores your pussy in favor of pounding your ass. watches the way that shit bounces off his cock and ripples with every thrust. mocks you for not being able to speak when he's got his fingers fishhooked in your mouth, pulling your lips back, hunched over your back like - "what was that? I can't fucking hear you. say it again, baby. say. it. again." each word punctuated by a vicious slam of his hips.
you can do nothing but gurgle around his fingers and moan stupidly. eyes crossing at how he hits that spot deep in your ass that makes you squeal. makes your feet kick up in an attempt to curl inward but he just hooks his meaty thighs underneath yours, wrenches your legs apart until you fall flat on your chest. he follows, smothering you with his weight, hairy chest at your back as he continues his pounding.
"you don't run from this dick." he tells you gruffly, shoving his face into your neck. the hearty slap slap slap of his sack meeting your neglected cunt fills the room. "you fucking take that shit - awww, yeah - take it in your little - fuckin asshole - "
feels like he's knocking the breath from your lungs with the way he's fucking you. can barely make you out under him he's got you so enveloped by his body. he removes his fingers from your mouth, just so he can lock them together behind your skull, shove your head down into the mattress - and really focus on using your hole to get himself off.
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neeeeed best friends!artrick obsessed w corrupting you. started idk when ur friends at the academy the three of u are inseparable kinda. they (patrickâŠ) get u to smoke ur first cig⊠smoke weed for the first time⊠take you to ur first party⊠and then after a while esp when u guys get to college it starts being like⊠them (patrick again. but art is a secret perv idgaf) showing you pornâŠ. asking you what porn you watch⊠pretending to be fake shocked when you say you donât watch any??? which makes u be like damn! somethingâs wrong with me! what SHOULD i be watching??? and of course patrick wants to mold u to his exact interests yk. so they show uâŠ.. patrickâs is like! piss! creampies! brunette girl tries to escape while getting fucked! arts is obv more like. sweet innocent girl gets fucked by her best friend! breeding! etc!
idk it all leads to them getting u into the most disgusting stuff imaginable. Yay !
i just realized this is basically sex lessons au so im so sorryâŠ.,;,,,,,,
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pookie i'm so sorry i missed this originally....... forgive me <3
there are sex lessons au everywhere for those who have eyes to see them <3
Art goes first, which makes sense. Art's interests are tame at first glance! What you see is all sweet, amateur lovemaking, creampies, pussy eating. He's not showing you his other porn folder, which is all stepcest and breeding and somno and daddy kink and male submission and and and.
What you do see is almost endearing. It's all... obscene but your heart flutters a bit when you think about him getting off to something so sweet an intimate. To slow, wet kisses and gasps of i love you into each others mouths. By the time the video ends you're a little squirmy and your panties are soaked and your face feels like it's radiating heat.
And Patrick is so grossss <3 he has the good sense to at least pretend to feel embarrassed when he shows you. It almost makes you think it's your idea to watch. He's all, c'mon... don't make me show you, it's weird, you'll hate it. Which only makes you want to watch more.
And ofc it's nothing like Art's videos. Patrick is shameless about what he likes, what he wants. It's strugglefucking, animalistic, primal, sloppy, messy, desperate. The noises alone make you feel a little dizzyâ gasps and cries, groans and grunts. Grabbing by throats and hairs and fishhooking into her mouth. A mess of spit and cum. It's degrading, it's obscene, and it's fascinating.
You should be disturbed by it, you know you should. But you love Patrick, and if that's what Patrick's into, you can't find it within yourself to think badly about it. You want to pick his brain, find out what about it made your skin feel hot, made heat roil in your tummy.
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In 1941, Stanislaw Poniatowski, Professor of Ethnology at the University of Warsaw, handed a small stone to an elderly Pole. For twenty minutes, Stefan Ossowiecki felt the object, rolling it over and clasping it in his hand, then he spoke:
I see very well, it is part of a spear ⊠I see round houses, wooden, covered with grey clay, over walls of animal hide ⊠People with black hair, enormous feet, large hands, low foreheads, eyes deeply set âŠ
He went on for an hour, giving a detailed view of the daily life, dress, appearance and behaviour of a Palaeolithic people; including an account of their ritual use of red ochre and lime as cosmetics, and a description of a cremation ceremony. All of which was totally appropriate for a projectile point identified by the Warsaw Museum as belonging to the fifteen-thousand-year-old Magdalenian culture.
Ossowiecki was murdered by the Gestapo in 1944, but he was tested further during the war years with another thirty-two assorted objects from the Museum â including stone tools, bone fishhooks and ceramic figurines. And in each case he provided vivid panoramic descriptions that read like eye-witness accounts of communities and technologies ranging from half-a-million-year-old Acheulian times, through Mousterian, Aurignacian and Neanderthal cultures, to the present day. These accounts were stimulated by objects that only experts could be sure to recognise, and were supported by further complementary detail when the same object was given to him again at a later date. Despite the fact that Ossowiecki was a chemical engineer with no conscious interest in prehistoric archaeology, his descriptions are not only consistent with what was then known about the cultures in question, but sometimes included information that has only come to light as a result of discoveries made since he died.
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Norman Emerson, Professor of Archaeology at the University of Toronto, regularly uses what he calls âintuitive archaeologyâ on field expeditions. He has discovered a truck driver called George McMullen, who has no formal education and never reads anthropological literature, but seems to be able to âreadâ artefacts in the same way as Stefan Ossowiecki â providing information on the Iroquois Indians, which Emerson knows to be accurate. Taken to a potential site, McMullen âalmost quivers and comes alive like a sensitive bird dog scenting his preyâ. He walks rapidly over the area to orient himself and then begins to describe the people who lived there â their age, their dress, their way of life and the whereabouts of their buildings. He once walked over a patch of bare ground, pacing out the perimeter of what he claimed was an Iroquois long house, while Emerson followed behind him placing survey pegs in the earth. Six weeks later, the entire structure was excavated exactly where McMullen said it would be.
On another occasion, he helped archaeologist Patrick Reed who was working on a tenth-century Indian village buried beneath an overgrown field. Reed was sceptical about the claims of âpsychic archaeologyâ and determined to put McMullen to a stern test:
I thought Iâd ask him where the stockade wall of the village had been. I was pretty sure it had one, but I hadnât been able to find it. George told me, âItâs thereâ, and traced out a line forty feet long. Twelve inches under the ground, I found the stockade remains. It scared the hell out of me.
--Â Lyall Watson, Beyond Supernature
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Four Leaf Clover Silver Earrings.
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10 sports that âSpongeBobâ invented, ranked
The goat of Nickelodeon shows is timeless.
SpongeBob SquarePants was Nickelodeonâs best show because of its clever writing and unforgettable characters, but we shouldnât forget the wild, made-up tests of athleticism constantly on display in Bikini Bottom.
10. Imagination Box
What is it: You sit in a box and pretend there are sports.
Best line: âImagination.â - SpongeBob
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Watchability: 1/10
Why: Too real. Requires a lot of weed.
9. Wall Painting with Obstacles
What is it: Painting a wall covered with framed photos and other mementos. While repainting Mr. Krabsâ house, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally splash paint on Krabsâ first dollar earned at his restaurant.
Best line: âWhat could be worse than a giant paint bubble?â - SpongeBob âTwo giant paint bubbles.â - Patrick
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Watchability: 6/10
Why: Too much anxiety. Lots of sweating. Lots of crying. Not sure I could do it.
8. Snail Racing
What is it: Literal snails racing. SpongeBob pushes his pet snail, Gary, too hard trying to beat Squidwardâs snail, Snellie. They both lose to Patrickâs pet rock.
Best line: âSquidward ... Tortellini!?â - Squidward Tentacles
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Watchability: 15/10
Why: Snail racing is intense in the same way marble racing is intense. Itâs interesting for a minute, but thereâs no real drama.
7. Fancy Bubble Blowing
What is it: Blowing ridiculously large, detailed bubbles. SpongeBob blows bubbles in shapes of elephants, ducks and boats. Squidward doesnât blow a single cool bubble.
Best line: âStomp on your right foot. Donât forget it!â -SpongeBob
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Watchability: 30/10
Why: Big bubbles sound fun until they pop. Theyâd probably keep me really entertained, but only for like seven minutes, because theyâre bubbles.
6. Fishhook Riding
What is it: Sea creatures ride on fishing lines and jump off before they get caught. Patrick convinces SpongeBob to take a work break to meet him at the carnival (spoiler: the carnival is hooks). Patrick is caught and turned into tuna.
Best line: âMother of Pearl. Fire on the poop deck.â - Mr. Krabs
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Watchability: 50/10
Why: This is almost too intense to be enjoyable considering the loser gets eaten. BY US.
5. Alaskan Bullworm Fight
What is it: Itâs a wrestling match with a giant worm. Sandy Cheeks, Bikini Bottomâs best all-around athlete, takes on a giant Alaskan Bullworm that was eating everything in town. She won ... until realizing she only, uh, beat its tongue. The bullworm eventually fell off a cliff and crushed most of the city.
Best line: âLetâs take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else.â - Patrick Star
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Real life watchability: 70/10
Why: Wrestling a giant worm underwater? Not my first choice, but Iâd pay to see it.
4. Krabby Patty Contest
What is it: Itâs a contest to see who can make 1,000 Krabby Patties first. SpongeBob loses to Atlantisâ best fry cook, King Neptune. But because Spongebobâs single patty didnât taste like trash, he ultimately won.
Best line: âI think Iâd like to try it a second time.â - King Neptune
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Watchability: 105/10
Why: Food quality doesnât matter in this event, and thatâs the best part! Cooking for sport sounds hilarious. Bake-off without the taste meaning anything. Speed frying! Look away, FDA.
3. Anchor Toss
What is it: The anchor toss involves Bikini Bottomâs strongest residents competing against each other to see who can throw an extremely heavy anchor the farthest. (Sandy won.)
Best line: âI was a wimp before anchor arms. Now Iâm a jerk and everybody loves me.â - A shark on TV
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Watchability: 120/10
Why: Ripped fish chucking iron. Give me an oxygen mask and Iâm going under.
2. Fry Cook Games
What is it: Itâs an Olympic-style competition of undersea activities including the Fry Pole Vault, the Chocolate High Dive and Bun Wrestling. Patrick and SpongeBob compete against each other and eventually draw a truce.
Best line: âMy nameâs not RICK.â - Patrick
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Watchability: 150/10
Why: The Olympics but for sea creatures. Hell, yes.
1. Jellyfishing
What is it: The objective of jellyfishing is to catch as many jellyfish as possible without getting stung. A popular sport in Bikini Bottom, it was introduced in the first season when SpongeBob and Patrick try to teach Squidward how to do it.
Best line from the show: âFirmly grasp it.â - Patrick
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Watchability: 200/10
Why: Jellyfishing rules because it requires developing a precise technique and being a master strategist. Do you run directly at the jellyfish? Sneak up on it? How do you protect yourself from getting stung?
Entertaining. As. Hell.
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ANCIENT SITES | THE HILL OF TARA â TEAMHAIR
âThe Hill of Tara, known as Temair in gaeilge, was once the ancient seat of power in Ireland â 142 kings are said to have reigned there in prehistoric and historic times. In ancient Irish religion and mythology Temair was the sacred place of dwelling for the gods, and was the entrance to the otherworld. Saint Patrick is said to have come to Tara to confront the ancient religion of the pagans at its most powerful site.â
âOne interpretation of the name Tara says that it means a "place of great prospect" and indeed on a clear day it is claimed that features in half the counties of Ireland can be seen from atop Tara...Early in the 20th century a group of Israelites came to Tara with the conviction that the Arc of the Covenant was buried in on the famous hill. They dug the Mound of the Synods in search of the Arc but found only some Roman coins.â
âSitting on top of the King's Seat (Forradh) of Temair is the most famous of Tara's monuments - Ireland's ancient coronation stone - the Lia Fail or "Stone of Destiny", which was brought here according to mythology by the godlike people, the Tuatha DĂ© Danann, as one of their sacred objects. It was said to roar when touched by the rightful king of Tara.â
âIn the churchyard at Tara there are two standing stones, which are believed to be ancient â remnants of a time when there were many stone monuments on Tara. The taller of the two stones is thought to feature a figure of the Celtic fertility god Cernunnos, and is similar to many of the 'Sheela na Gig' representations found across Ireland. These stones may date to the Neolithic period, although are more likely to have their origin in the Bronze Age.â
(via Mythical Ireland | Ancient Sites | The Hill of Tara â Teamhair)
Terra (mythology)
âIn ancient Roman religion and myth, Tellus Mater or Terra Mater ("Mother Earth") is a goddess of the earth...She is regularly associated with Ceres in rituals pertaining to the earth and agricultural fertility...Her Greek counterpartis Gaia...the Terra Mater who appears during the reign of Augustus is a direct transferral of the Greek Ge Mater into Roman religious practice...The word tellus, telluris is also a Latin common noun for "land, territory; earth," as is terra, "earth, ground"...In several modern Romance languages, terra (or French terre) is the name of planet Earth. Following post-classical Latin astronomical terminology, Earth is sometimes referred to as "Terra".â
Tara (Buddhism)
âTara, Ärya TÄrÄ, or White Tara...in Tibetan Buddhism, is an important figure in Buddhism. She appears as a female bodhisattva in Mahayana Buddhism, and as a female Buddha in VajrayanaBuddhism. She is known as the "mother of liberation", and represents the virtues of success in work and achievements. She is known as Tara Bosatsu in Japan, and occasionally as DuĆluĂł PĂșsĂ Â in Chinese Buddhism.
TÄrÄ is a meditation deity worshiped by practitioners of the Tibetan branch of Vajrayana Buddhism to develop certain inner qualities and to understand outer, inner and secret teachings such as karuáčÄ (compassion), mettÄ (loving-kindness), and shunyata (emptiness). TÄrÄ may more properly be understood as different aspects of the same quality, as bodhisattvas are often considered metaphors for Buddhist virtues.
TÄrÄ is also known as a saviouress, as a heavenly deity who hears the cries of beings experiencing misery in saáčsÄra. Whether the TÄrÄ figure originated as a Buddhist or Hindu goddess is unclear and remains a source of inquiry among scholars. Mallar Ghosh believes her to have originated as a form of the goddess Durga in the Hindu Puranas.â
âShe eventually came to be considered the "Mother of all Buddhas," which usually refers to the enlightened wisdom of the Buddhas, while simultaneously echoing the ancient concept of the Mother Goddess in India.
Independent of whether she is classified as a deity, a Buddha, or a bodhisattva, TÄrÄ remains very popular in Tibet (and Tibetan communities in exile in Northern India), Mongolia, Nepal, Bhutan, Sikkim and is worshiped in a majority of Buddhist communities throughout the world.
Today, Green Tara and White Tara are probably the most popular representations of Tara. Green Tara (Khadiravani) is usually associated with protection from fear and the following eight obs-curation: lions (= pride), wild elephants (= delusion/ignorance), fires (= hatred and anger), snakes (= jealousy), bandits and thieves (= wrong views, including fanatical views), bondage (= avarice and miserliness), floods (= desire and attachment), and evil spirits and demons (= deluded doubts).â
âAs one of the three deities of long life, White Tara (Saraswati) is associated with longevity. White Tara counteracts illness and thereby helps to bring about a long life. She embodies the motivation that is compassion and is said to be as white and radiant as the moon.
TÄrÄ's name literally means "star" or "planet", and therefore she is associated with navigation and travel both literally and metaphorically as spiritual crossing to the 'other side' of the ocean of existence (enlightenment). Hence she is known literally as "she who saves" in Tibetan. In the 108 Names of the Holy Tara, Tara is 'Leader of the caravans ..... who showeth the way to those who have lost it' and she is named as Dhruva, the Sanskrit name for the North Star.â
TÄrÄ also embodies many of the qualities of feminine principle. She is known as the Mother of Mercy and Compassion. She is the source, the female aspect of the universe, which gives birth to warmth, compassion and relief from bad karma as experienced by ordinary beings in cyclic existence. She engenders, nourishes, smiles at the vitality of creation, and has sympathy for all beings as a mother does for her children.â
âAs Green TÄrÄ she offers succor and protection from all the unfortunate circumstances one can encounter within the samsaric world. As White TÄrÄ she expresses maternal compassion and offers healing to beings who are hurt or wounded, either mentally or psychically. As Red TÄrÄ she teaches discriminating awareness about created phenomena, and how to turn raw desire into compassion and love. As Blue TÄrÄ (Ekajati) she becomes a protector in the Nyingma lineage, who expresses a ferocious, wrathful, female energy whose invocation destroys all Dharmic obstacles and engenders good luck.
Another quality of feminine principle which she shares with the dakinis is playfulness...TÄrÄ is frequently depicted as a young sixteen-year-old girlish woman. She often manifests in the lives of dharma practitioners when they take themselves, or the spiritual path too seriously. There are Tibetan tales in which she laughs at self-righteousness, or plays pranks on those who lack reverence for the feminine. In Magic Dance: The Display of the Self-Nature of the Five Wisdom Dakinis...her playful mind can relieve ordinary minds which become rigidly serious or tightly gripped by dualistic distinctions. She takes delight in an open mind and a receptive heart then. For in this openness and receptivity her blessings can naturally unfold and her energies can quicken the aspirants spiritual development.â
Polynesian narrative
âThe Polynesian narrative or Polynesian mythology encompasses the oral traditions of the people of Polynesia, a grouping of Central and South Pacific Ocean island archipelagos...Prior to the 15th century AD, Polynesian peoples fanned out to the east, to the Cook Islands, and from there to other groups such as Tahiti and the Marquesas. Their descendants later discovered the islands from Tahiti to Rapa Nui, and later Hawaiâi and New Zealand. Latest research puts the settlement of New Zealand at about 1300 AD.â
âIn some island groups, help is of great importance as the god of the sea and of fishing. There is often a story of the marriage between Sky and Earth; the New Zealand version, Rangi and Papa, is a union that gives birth to the world and all things in it. There are stories of islands pulled up from the bottom of the sea by a magic fishhook, or thrown down from heaven. There are stories of voyages, migrations, seductions and battles, as one might expect. Stories about a trickster, MÄui, are widely known, as are those about a beautiful goddess/ancestress Hina or Sina.
In addition to these shared themes in the oral tradition, each island group has its own stories of demi-gods and culture heroes, shading gradually into the firmer outlines of remembered history. Often such stories were linked to various geographic or ecological features, which may be described as the petrified remains of the supernatural beings.â
Tiki
âIn MÄori mythology, Tiki is the first man created by either TĆ«matauenga or TÄne. He found the first woman, Marikoriko, in a pond; she seduced him and he became the father of Hine-kau-ataata. By extension, a tiki is a large or small wooden or stone carving in humanoid form...In some West Coast versions, Tiki himself, as a son of Rangi and Papa, creates the first human by mixing his own blood with clay, and TÄne then makes the first woman. Sometimes TĆ«matauenga, the war god, creates Tiki. In another story the first woman is MÄrikoriko. Tiki marries her and their daughter is Hine-kau-ataata. In some traditions, Tiki is the penis of TÄne. In fact, Tiki is strongly associated with the origin of the reproductive act.â
âIn one story of Tiki among the many variants, Tiki was lonely and craved company. One day, seeing his reflection in a pool, he thought he had found a companion, and dove into the pool to seize it. The image shattered and Tiki was disappointed. He fell asleep and when he awoke he saw the reflection again. He covered the pool with earth and it gave birth to a woman. Tiki lived with her in serenity, until one day the woman was excited by an eel. Her excitement passed to Tiki and the first reproductive act resulted.
The word appears as tiki in New Zealand MÄori, Cook Islands MÄori, Tuamotuan, and Marquesan; as tiÊ»i in Tahitian, and as kiÊ»i in Hawaiian...In the Cook Islands...Tiki is the guardian of the entrance to Avaiki, the underworld...The entrance to Avaiki (the underworld) is called âthe chasm of Tikiâ.â Â
What Is the Meaning of Tiki statues?
âTiki statues were originally carved by members of the Maori tribe as boundary markers for sacred grounds. The name of the statues is derived from the Maori name for the first human male, though the statues most often represent deities. With the introduction of missionaries into Hawaiian society in the early 1800s, Christianity became the dominant religion. Tiki statues have since lost much of their original meaning aside from their historical significance.â
âThe statues most commonly represent one of the four significant gods in Hawaiian culture: Kane, Ku, Lono and Kanaloa. Kane is considered the creator of the universe and the ruler of the natural world. Ku is the Hawaiian god of war...Lono is the god of rain and fertility, as well as music and peace. Kanaloa is the god of the sea...A Lono statue is identified by its large, âfertileâ belly and jovial smile.
The Ki'i statue at Pu'uhonua o Honauna National Historical Park is one of the largest and most visited Tiki statues in Hawaii. The statue rests at the entrance of a recreated Maori village. The statue is of Tiki, the first human, which explains its humanoid appearance.â
Ti'iti'i
âIn Samoan legend, the mythological figure Ti'iti'i appears in legends very similar to those recounting the tales of the demigod MÄui, found in other island cultures. In one such legend, which is almost identical to the New Zealand fire myth of MÄui, he succeeds in bringing fire to the people of Samoa after a battle with the earthquake god, Mafui'e.
In Polynesian spellings, 't' and 'k' are linguistically linked, and in speech, the 'k' sound is typically used in place of the 't' sound. Likewise, the apostrophe can be used to replace either sounds. Thus, the Samoan Ti'iti'i is comparable to the Gilbert Islands' Tiki-tiki, or Hawai'ian Maui-ki'i-ki'i.â
Rangi and Papa
âIn MÄori mythology the primal couple Rangi and Papa (or Ranginui and PapatĆ«Änuku) appear in a creation myth explaining the origin of the world...In some South Island dialects, Rangi is called Raki or Rakinui...are the primordial parents, the sky father and the earth mother who lie locked together in a tight embrace. They have many children...
âRanginui
Rangi ("Sky")
Raki ("Sky") in the South Island
Ranginui ("Great Sky")
Rangi-pĆtiki ("Rangi the Lastborn"): possibly another name of Rangi, or a closely allied deityâ
âPapatuanuku
Papa ("world")
PapatĆ«Änuku ("world separated"), (Earth), (Mother Earth)
Atea, husband of Papa (primordial parents) in Tuamotuan, Rarotongan and Marquesas genealogies
WÄkea, husband of Papa, from Hawaii
Vatea, husband of Papa, father of gods and men in Mangaia, Cook Islands
Anu and Ki, Sumerian deities similar to Rangi and Papa
Uranus and GĂŠa, Greek deities similar to Rangi and Papa
DyaĂșáčŁ-pitáč and PáčthvÄ«-mÄtáč, Vedic deities similar to Rangi and Papaâ
Hawaiian religion
âHawaiian religion encompasses the indigenous religious beliefs and practices of the Native Hawaiians. It is polytheistic and animistic, with a belief in many deities and spirits, including the belief that spirits are found in non-human beings and objects such as animals, the waves, and the sky.Hawaiian religion originated among the Tahitians and other Pacific islanders who landed in HawaiÊ»i between 500 and 1300 AD.â
âOne Hawaiian creation myth is embodied in the Kumulipo, an epic chant linking the aliÊ»i, or Hawaiian royalty, to the gods...After the birth of LaÊ»ilaÊ»i, the woman, and KiÊ»i, the man, the man succeeds at seducing and reproducing with the woman before the god KÄne has a chance, thereby making the divine lineage of the gods younger than and thus subservient to the lineage of man. This, in turn, illustrates the transition of mankind from being symbols for the gods (the literal meaning of kiÊ»i) into the keeper of these symbols in the form of idols and the like. The Kumulipo was recited during the time of Makahiki, to honor the god of fertility, Lono.â
THE HOME OF THE ANCESTORS
âThe ancestors of the New Zealand Maoris have a definite ancestral home from which they came to New Zealand. This bears the name Hawaiki which is the same as Hawai'i...The Hawaiians, however, had one word for all outside lands. This was Kahiki or Tahiti. If any one sailed to any far-away place, east or west, he went to Kahiki...Ke-alohi-lani (the shining or glorious heaven) was the where the vivid imagination placed all things beautiful. It was the ancient land to be desired. Another interpretation, however, makes it the land of shining clouds, probably lit by volcanic fires, reflecting the glory of the burning flames.â
Hawaiki
âHawaiki is the traditional MÄori place of origin. The first MÄori are said to have sailed to New Zealand from Hawaiki. And in MÄori mythology Hawaiki is the place where Io, the supreme being, created the world and its first people...Hawaiki represents all that is good and powerful. It is a mystical place, where people turn into birds or descend to the underworld...In some traditions, the supreme being Io created Hawaiki. The gods are believed to live there, including the trickster demigod MÄui, whose deeds are famous throughout Polynesia. The first woman, Hineahuone, was fashioned from the soil of Hawaiki.â
âS. Percy Smith...In his book Hawaiki, the original homeland of the Maori (1904), Smith advanced his theories as to the physical location of Hawaiki. He suggested that islands such as Savaiâi in Samoa, Hawaii and even Java near Indonesia were actually Hawaiki in localised forms...Some writers went further, arguing that MÄori origins could be found in India and even Mesopotamia, the ancient region of present-day Iraq. Alfred K. Newmanâs Who are the Maoris? (1912) is an example of a work that argues for the Indian origins of MÄori people.â
(via Hawaiki | Te Ara: The Encyclopedia of New Zealand)
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Life By The Throat â Eve Steele
Itâs a pleasantly warm and sunny evening. Iâm having a stroll around the streets near Battersea Bridge and the park â streets vaguely familiar to me from a long-gone childhood of chip shops and giant Palm Toffee ads. Iâm feeling good. Then it hits me. Out of the blue. An angry fist straight into the throat. A back-handed slap in the gob, an indiscriminate kick in the shins, a baseball bat rammed into the gut and â the coup de grace â an unforgiving knee buried in the groin. I double up, fall to the ground and through the old Youngâs Brewery fuggy daze I see images of that other aspect of my childhood â the Teds with razor blades displayed in their top pocket and fishhooks stitched into their sleeves.
Yes, Iâve been mugged. I didnât see it coming, I wasnât prepared â I mean, Batterseaâs got gentrified since my day, hasnât it? Mugged not by one of those Teddy Boy ghosts from the past but mugged by a slip of girl (I use the phrase advisedly, with apologies to the Sexism Police), a firebrand female whom I imagine eats fishhooks for lunch. Iâm on the ground â not those well-worn paving slabs of Battersea Park Road but on the floor of a theatre, Theatre 503, upstairs at the Latchmere pub, an old style London pub, thankfully unchanged in configuration since I stood outside waiting to return beer bottles for the deposit.
The mugger is Eve Steele and she is performing her self-penned play Life By The Throat. I never expect anything from a show except the unexpected and this one took me totally unawares. Itâs a one-person show, a seventy-minute typhoon-tirade, a poverty-porn-poem delivered with shock-jock ferocity, a full-frontal assault on our senses, our prejudices and our deeply lurking trepidations.
Steele is a one-woman tour de force who plays a babe-kid- boy-teen- youth-lad-dad- man-alco with passion, empathy and understanding. Her creation, James Joseph Patrick Keogh, is a mad-little-brained Hulme Mancunian of Irish extraction and despite being a top athlete at School runs the full gamut of thieving, smoking, drinking, soft drug use, sexual abuse, borstal time, heavy drug use, jail time, drug dependency and alcoholism. Steele gives us every nuance of this beleaguered life, the highs, the lows, the very highs, the rock-bottoms, the drunken rages. She (and again, I use the term advisedly) is James, her every action, her every gesture her every glance, her every aside gives us the complete package of the man she is depicting and itâs very, very convincing. It feels like taking on a kick-boxer, a cage fighter and an MMA exponent all rolled into one: a hard-hitting, no-holds- barred, gut-wrenching relentless diatribe telling the truth about life below the poverty line in this country today.
Yes, the show can be filed under Ken Loach but itâs not overtly political, overtly socialist in its outlook â though socialists may well want to claim it as their own: itâs just overtly Life. And channeling Oscar Wilde â âThe Ballad of Reading Gaolâ â as part of the repetitive prison sequences adds a literary perspective through which we can view the sordid, tawdry life that Steele is delineating.
Steeleâs partner in crimes in this production is director Ed Jones â together they form Most Wanted Theatre Company. Jones demonstrably shares Steeleâs empathy for the subject and his direction is subtle yet brash, nuanced yet very much in-yer- face. Iâm not going to allow him to escape scot-free from what is blatantly a joint mugging: itâs very much a perpetrator-and-mastermind relationship. Particularly smart is the use of sudden loud music for Keogh to chill/rant/dance/fight to. Itâs a clever mix of ska-reggae- club classics and anyone who incorporates the Althea and Donna classic âUptown Top Rankingâ is going to get my vote every time.
The trip south of the river to Theatre 503 is always rewarding â an innovative and stimulating Fringe theatre that rarely disappoints. This is Artistic Director Lisa Spirlingâs first season and she has bought into 503âs well-established New Writing pedigree with an eclectic and stimulating collection of shows.
Scheduling Life By The Throat into the mix is an inspired decision though Ms Spirling may need to check her Public Liability Insurance to see what the cover limit is for muggings.
Review by Peter Yates
The remarkable life of Jamie Joseph Patrick Keogh is channelled in this one-woman show inspired by interviews with and acting as a celebration of men who have been involved with drugs, been through the criminal justice system and had to cope with adversity.
Born into poverty and madness, Jamie is a force to be reckoned with. He survives on wit, laughter and ingenious schemes. Whether itâs sprinting on sports day, chasing oblivion or running away from cops, it seems to be only a matter of time for him before a crash comes.
In an age when masculinity is in crisis, this is both a show about it means to be a man from a broken background and what it means to be a woman who has loved a man like that. The show celebrates the ingenuity of the thief and the chancer â the bad boy â but also reaches out to him with love, compassion and understanding, aims to give colourful insight into the lives of those living on the edge in society.
Most Wanted in association with LittleMighty present Life by The Throat Award-winning writer-performer and former Coronation Street star Eve Steele performs one manâs life from birth to death in this gritty, true-to-life performance exploring class, gender and living life on societyâs margins
Written and performed by Eve Steele | Directed by Ed Jones UK TOUR: Tuesday 18 April â Saturday 20 May 2017 (further dates to be announced)
Company Written and performed by Eve Steele Produced by LittleMighty Directed by Ed Jones http://ift.tt/2ouAzqs | @MostWantedShows | @littlemightyUK | #LifebyTheThroat Running time: 1 hour approx | Age restriction: 14+
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ugh imagine patrick coming home after a rly stressful practice, sweating so much and all he needs is ur throat
heâs relentlessly fuck ur throat unless u canât stop gagging and u feel the bile rising and ur squirming to get off of him but u canât heâs holding ur head down âcmon baby iâm so fucking close just a few moreâ
and u canât hold it anymore u get sick all over his lap and he just doesnât care heâs too close to cumming to care
he keeps going âfuck ur throat is even tighter, babyâ
i wonder what it says about me that this made my head spin round n round -
i think you have a signal for when you're ready to tap out forreal that's more than just slapping his thigh - you probably squeeze the back of his knee three times in quick succession or something like that - just because sometimes you like the idea that he'd ignore your pleas for air just to chase his own pleasure.
it's almost fucking routine at this point - to suck his dick when he comes back from practice - but there's something in the air that's different - you think someone probably pissed him off - practice went rough - something like that. hes not mean to you, mot rude - but you can just feel the energy vibrating off him. the tension in his body - regardless, probably even because of this, you're more than eager to offer your mouth to him -
the sweat gleaming off his skin - dripping down his nose - you're already salivating before he even feeds the tip into your mouth. you brace your neck against the edge of your bed - and patrick props one muscled leg onto your mattress for leverage as he rubs all over your lips with his flushed head.
he braces one hand on your bed too, leaning almost fully over you, eclipsing your head between his thighs and you just loop up as he groans - "fuuuuck -" he groans and yeah, hes real pent up. he uses his other hand, fishhooking fingers in your mouth just to feel it get wide, feel into the wet pink maw he's about to fucking pummel on his cock. grips himself around his thick base and dips in just a few centimeters - your mouth, as spread wide as it can go - can barely create space for him. your lips skimming the sides of his dick. but then he says, "wrap your lips around it -" and that sweet mouth closes around him and he's fully encased in the warm wet sheath you've given him -
"ah, yeah - needed this so fucking bad - " he starts working his hips, sawing his dick in and out - already he's hitting the back of your throat - head punching the back of your esophagus. your eyes water and overflow and spill down your cheeks as you gag around him -
he braces both forearms on the bed, brings his other knee up so he's nearly straddling your head - and he pushes alllllll the way in - to the hilt. "yeah -" he chokes out. his eyes are closed his lips parted in bliss. he wasn't lying when he said he needed this - was fucking on edge earlier, fucking agitated - being agitated and horny is the worst fucking combination and he just - he needs - he loves you, he loves you - and he loves you more because you let him use you like this - you let him use you like you're nothing - nothing more than a fucking warm wet hole for him to empty his fucking balls into -
"god, fuck, i need to cum - need to cum in this fucking throat -"
he's getting there - quicker than he usually would, can feel his nuts drawing up - the wet slap of his sack hitting your chin and he groans because he cant see it from this angle but he can feel it - feel how fucking wet and messy you're getting for him - soaking his cock and dripping down your chin - gurgling around him and your hands come up to his tensed flexing thighs and he's so fucking relieved when you slap him - but you dont give those three squeezes - so fucking thankful he can ignore you -
your mouth has been filling with spit for awhile now - dripping down the sides of your lips as he fucks in and out but as your gag reflux is bullied over and over again you feel that tell tale jump in the back of your throat - flem coming from the pit of your stomach - sick wet viscous fluid pooling in your pallet around the thick intrusion of his cock and your feet start sliding against your carpet, your hands come up to slap at his thighs - but you dont tap out seriously - and the fucking pulse your pussy gets when patrick huffs and ignores your desperate hits to his massive legs, gag helplessly around him -
"fuck, just take it - I'm so fucking close - you don't need to breath, just eat this fucking cum im about to give you -"
your throat spasms, you hold it back for as long as you can but you cant anymore and all the spitup, fluid, milky and bubbley and hot floods around his dick like a fountain and your throat pulses rhythmically as you gag and everything spills out around his dick down your chest -
and patrick just - just fucking groans. deep in his chest - speeds up the smack of his cock into your throat -
"oh yeah, that's hot - fucking wet little hole - hh-"
his dick kicks in your throat - balls pulsing as his cum spurts out thick and warm right into your fucking stomach. he fucks sloppily into the wet mess of your throat before slowly dragging his softening cock out -
he peers down at you from between his legs - fucking moans when he sees the fucking river of fluid that floods from your mouth now that it has free space to empty -
reaches down to tug on his wet cock - wet from he doesn't even fucking know what but its slick and hot and wet wet wet and your eyes are fucking dazed and your face is fucked.
god, you're pretty.
#ask#new kink unlocked i fear#tw vomit#tw dubcon#even though they have signal just in case#patrick zweig smut#patrick zweig x reader#its not really vomit though like not chunky more like that milky fluid that you spitup. like mouth sweats kinda#thats what I imagine
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patrick "deep dick" zweig. patrick "slow strokes of that thick cock splitting your pussy open" zweig. patrick "grinning at you as your eyes roll back and your cunt gushes" zweig. patrick "pushes it right back in when it slips out" zweig. patrick "fingers fishhooked in your mouth so you're a dumb drooling slut." zweig. patrick "mating press so his fat balls slap your little asshole." zweig. patrkck "pound your shit till' you have to tap out." zweig. patrick "mock you for how wet and sloppy you're getting his cock." zweig. patrick "eat your ass like it's your pussy." zweig
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imagine patrick holding u inna head lock n giving u the craziest back shots and being mean with it, occasionally fishhooking his fingers in your mouth to hear you gag and splutter
closes my eyes and imagines
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Lilyspad58 presents a gorgeous natural Prehnite green Stone and copper earring. These earrings feature gemstone quality Prehnite in two very different puffed shapes, double hearts, tiny shamrocks and unique antique copper Accent Beads. Other accents are bright copper. Perfect gift for a favorite Lady, Wives, Birthdays, Saint Patrick's Day, Anniversaries, Holidays, Girlfriends, or just because. Earrings are 2.75 inches in length from the top of the Fishhooks to the bottom of the charms. Thank you for visiting my shop, for more handmade jewelry, please me here: www.etsy.com/shop/Lilyspad58 Hello Darlinâs!â Have ya got yer green yet for St Patâs Day? đ As my sainted grannies (a McDougal, Moulcahey, Dunn and Callahan) once said when I was just a nipper; âYa don't want ta get pinched do ya Dearie!â So, run over to https://www.Etsy.com/shop/Lilyspad58 and check out the St Patrick's Day Section and get your green on.đ #MNTTOI #etsygifts #pottiteam #giftideas #repost @repostapp
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