#first pic. oh god. thats my boy……
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muirneach · 6 months ago
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gasps. carlos image……..
just got home. computer show me carlos image
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago
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Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements
#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice#dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth#but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up#this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo#though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭#but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]'#so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭#but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious#bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this'#but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top#but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....'#not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹#also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic#cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha#oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here#but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup'#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2023 dutch gp#2005 chinese gp#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#formula one
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https-papaya · 5 months ago
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masterpiece — lando n.
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PAIRINGS: lando norris x fem!reader
SUMMARY: lando can't help being head over heels for his girlfriend while they're away during the summer break
AUTHOR'S NOTE: can you tell that i'm pining for a summer getaway? thanks again for all the love you guys have shown me over the past week, i can't wait to create more of these :) feel free to request anything you'd like to see and i hope you enjoy!
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yourusername quality time
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lilymhe THATS MY WIFE!
yourusername THATS MY WIFE!
landonorris only one i'd want to spend it with 🧡
user1 fell to my knees in a walmart
alexandrasaintmleux 😍😍😍😍
alexandrasaintmleux girls trip when?
yourusername lilymhe omg
lilymhe omg
alex_albon landonorris you seeing this?
landonorris we won and we still lost smh
charles_leclerc monaco next?
yourusername ofc! i need my leo fix before its back to rainy 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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landonorris pretty views with my pretty girl 🧡
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yourusername 😍😍
yourusername swooning rn
oscarpiastri lando norizz allegations dropped, more at six
danielricciardo the padawan becomes the master
yourusername please don't inflate his ego
user2 DANSCAR CRUMBS???
user1 is it just me that thinks she's mid
landonorris yes.
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yourusername pretty boy gave me pretty flowers 😍
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landonorris 🥵🥵
landonorris mine.
user1 @ god when is it my turn!!!
lilymhe break up with your boyfriend i'm bored!
yourusername 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
landonorris hey wait a minute
alex_albon wtf i'm right here
user2 okay but im not the only one who sees this right?? she's literally posting abt the flowers but the pic of lando still comes first, but he still always posts her second. its like she's using him for likes ://
user3 👀 sus
user4 she's not even that hot fr
maxverstappen1 please go touch grass
user1 MAX???
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landonorris my favourite masterpiece 😍❤️
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user1 oh i just know this is targeted
user6 petty king! get their asses!
mclaren somehow little lando norris got so lucky 🧡🧡🧡
yourusername ilysm admin 🥰🥰
oscarpiastri sickening(ly cute)
oscarpiastri he's literally giggling over the phone rn he's down horrendous
landonorris yeah.
yourusername my everything 😘💋
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n0vazsq · 10 days ago
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Underneath the (ice) sheets | MV1 x Reader
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pairing . . . max verstappen x figure!skater!reader
summary . . . When Max suddenly starts appearing in Switzerland between races, fans get suspicious and decide to start researching. What they didn't expect to find was that his girlfriend was an olympic medalist figure skater
request . . . idk
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . none! just one usage of the words 'fuck' and 'bitches'
alexavia yaps . . . FINALLY i started to write this after 829 centuries!! my first tumblr smau so i hope you guys like it <33 for the users its gonna be their names w no space bc im lazy also ignore the name i didnt know what to name it! it's a bit short but i'm on a writing grind so yes we can ignore that
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maxverstappen1 taking a much needed break from racing
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username this is so pretty oh my god
victoriaverstappen so kind of you to invite me!!
maxverstappen1 yeah yeah
victoriaverstappen whatever you say, lover boy
username lover boy?? my delusions tell me hes visiting someone
charlesleclerc come visit us soon lover boy
maxverstappen no??
charlesleclerc enjoy your visit to switzerland then
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yourusername would much rather skate in the lake but i got fined last time
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username mother is posting again!!
username HOW DO I BECOME Y/N'S FRIEND?? URGENT
yourbff buy her food
alextrustova tell her coach that she didn't eat snacks
username she's so pretty omg i saw her in the olympics
username i'm so delusional to think that i can be with her
username max in the likes??
username as a f1 and y/n girly thats my dream relationship
username it's not fair why is she so lucky i need her luck
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maxverstappen1 i tried my best
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username WHO. IS. THAT?!??!??!?!?!??!
schecoperez tell her i said hi 🥰
maxverstappen1 sure
username WHY is y/n here?
username max is in switzerland.....y/n lives in switzerland.....she's an olympic skater......
username wait because y/n has the same jacket and skates as the girl in the pic??
dannyric lover boy is risking it
maxverstappen1 like you didn't give me a 40 minute lecture telling me what to post
dannyric so?? ive got everyone guessing who ms figure skater is
maxverstappen1 DANIEL
dannyric sorry? it's not like i said her full name or something
maxverstappen1 daniel i know you're about to type her full name i swear to god i won't let you live to see tomorrow
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yourusername when he's fast on and off the rink and his name rhymes with axe>>>>
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username girly literally hard launched
username yall STOP playing with usss
username i don't need any more pics i know who it is
username the innuendo?? y/n isnt as innocent as we thought
username cleanse yalls minds hes an f1 driver
username why is everyone such a dirty thinker :sob:
username i came here from max's insta and isn't this the same bow the girl he posted was wearing??
username WAIT I SEE IT???
username YALL ITS HER I SAW THEM TOGETHER IN ZURICH
username NO WAY WE JUST CRACKED THE MYSTERY
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f1waggossip fans spot y/n l/n and max verstappen together in a romantical date in zurich! its reported that l/n and verstappen have been dating for over a year, and that max's swiss trips were to visit his lover.
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username MY GOATS ARE TOGETHER OH MY GOD
username its legit a dream come true
username they werent even trying to hide it oml
username WHEN WILL THEY CONFIRM
username max's type is himself because she's the verstappen of figure skating
username LITERALLY
username realest thing i saw today
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maxverstappen1 guess the secret's out. i love you, schatje tagged: yourusername
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username IUYEGDFVGBSHJIUEYGDHJIO
yourusername my no.1 skating partner <33
maxverstappen1 and my no.1 supporter ❤
dannyric photo dump coming very soon yeah?
yourusername make sure to put good pics of me
maxverstappen1 it's impossible to put bad pics of you because you don't have any
dannyric DISGUISTING
username my parents
username they're my parasocial relationship
username do they need a third??? a pet?? i can bark, meow, tweet, anything really
username can they adopt me omg
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yourusername: i'd jump in a lake and get fined if it meant i spend eternity with you tagged: maxverstappen1
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username MY WIFE GONE TO A MAN?!?!?!?
username girl really was mad about that lake fine
maxverstappen1 and i'll say 'fuck' and touch rear wings a million times just to spend a moment with you
yourusername you drive me insane
dannyric you were already insane
username two stubborn bitches in one relationship couldn't be more romantical
username "THAT SHOULD BE ME"
username the way this could be about max or y/n lmao
landonorris does this mean you'll finally let me skate with you and max?
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daniel3.jpg finally got to post photos ive been waiting months to post. these filters don't do your romance justice. here's to my favourite couple, cheers to many more! tagged: maxverstappen1, yourusername
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username when will it be me
yourbff thank you from saving me from the third wheeling daniel, really appreciate it!
daniel3.jpg no problem! really enjoyed taking those photos (i didn't)
yourusername you're our favourite third wheel daniel <3 we love you!!
maxverstappen1 we love you a lot danny
daniel3.jpg aww, my heart. so when can i stay at y/n's cabin??
yourusername you're not max
maxverstappen1 🥰
yourusername <33
username they're so in love it's disguisting
username i need this
username love, such a lovely thing
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tinycoffeeroom · 9 months ago
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thank god for bikes | arthurtv
inspired by @mrstelevision 🤍
face claim: steph bohrer ♡
request: here !
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y/nsworld about last night ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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user1 i'm in love with you
gkbarry cant believe i didn't even get photo creds ↳ y/nsworld please forgive my sins oh great gkbarry
user2 y/n!! i think the guys u mentioned on ur twt was george clarke and arthurtv!! arthur posted on twt about george getting hit by a bike on a wall!! ↳ y/nsworld !! let me check his twt <3
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arthurtv first pic taken moments before disaster (at least this one won't leave a scar)
georgeclarkeey don't know what was worse, the bike ptsd or you dribbling down your shirt ↳ arthurtv your mum doesn't mind my dribbling ↳ y/nsworld the dribbling was funnier to watch tbh ↳ georgeclarkeey take that mr television
gkbarry i didn't even notice it was you guys hiding in the corner ↳ georgeclarkeey just wanted some alone time with my boyfriend x ↳ arthurtv stop telling people i'm your boyfriend!!
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y/nsworld wine in coffee cups and classic literature in a park, my idea of heaven ꕤ
max_balegde got home off my head and now andrews mad i've ruined dinner plans ↳ y/nsworld andrew baby im so sorry :( ↳ andrew_spanndy could never blame you xx ↳ max_balegde god just date her already wooooow
gkbarry regret introducing the two of you, my poor ears will never recover from this ↳ y/nsworld thats your fault for putting two professional yappers together xx
arthurtv pretty sure that's bride you're reading... wouldn't call werewolf smut classic literature ↳ y/nsworld and how do YOU know what's in the book? 🤨
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georgeclarkeey totally normal photo to promote the newest useless hotline ep x
max_balegde rip my purple crocs... can't believe y/n stole them right off my feet... ↳ user2 !!! y/n at the arthurtv podcast recording?? my y/ntv senses are tingling ↳ user3 i'm pretty sure she was there bc her and max are friends... ♥️ y/nsworld ↳ user2 they've never randomly had their friends at recordings, dw you'll join the y/ntv cult soon
📍 ibiza
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arthurtv thank you spotify for inviting us out! (photo cred: y/nsworld)
user2 i am going to scream from the rooftops, y/ntv'ers unite!!
y/nsworld should receive compensation for having to look at george's bare grippers the entire weekend ↳ arthurtv will bring round some wine this weekend ↳ y/nsworld good boy ↳ user2 ... y'all are fucking with me atp
📍 ibiza
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y/nsworld beach bum 𓇼
gkbarry happiness looks so good on you ↳ y/nsworld i love the bones of you
user2 !! WHO TOOK THE PHOTO I FEEL INSANE ↳ y/nsworld my friend! :)
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arthurtv decided to stay in the sunshine a few more days :)
user3 user2 i fear you may be onto something ↳ user2 i'm gonna eat glass. like i am actually putting shards in my mouth rn ↳ y/nsworld omg pls don't
y/nsworld looking good mr television ↳ arthurtv why thank you miss world
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max_balegde leaving my bf for you rn. ↳ andrew_spanndy not if i leave you first ↳ y/nsworld i can date both of you at the same time xx
arthurtv djsidjief djg ↳ y/nsworld you ok mr television?
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y/nsworld didn't even think about what i was wearing when i went to go see mr hill sing about cold coffee, sorry guys you got the wrong arthur xx
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arthurtv someone forgot to change over to their finsta so i guess it's hard launch time... somehow got the most gorgeous girl on earth to agree to date me, must be my fantastic sense of humour
y/nsworld lbr most of them already knew, we weren't exactly subtle ↳ arthurtv speak for yourself xx
theburntchip it's the big ol' hog you got in them trousers ♥️ y/nsworld ↳ arthurtv ah yes forgot about that
max_balegde take care of her or me and andrew are snatching her real quick ↳ y/nsworld ... i may have to do some rethinking
user2 i can't believe i was right... VINDICATION ♥️ arthurtv, y/nsworld
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y/nsworld told him i forgot to change to finsta but really i just wanted to show that i bagged a hottie ✮⋆˙
georgeclarkeey still can't believe you snatched him from right under my nose ↳ y/nsworld we're still in the honeymoon phase so i may give him back x ↳ arthurtv what the fuck
gkbarry crying into a pint of ice cream thanks xx ↳ y/nsworld you know you're the love of my life xx
y/nsworld also user2 sorry for gaslighting you xx ↳ user2 i have never been so happy to be gaslighted could do a happy lil cry ↳ y/nsworld our fave y/ntv'er we love you ♡
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diorsluv · 7 months ago
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casual , part 11
“ but we’re ”
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yourusername ur favs are back 😈😈
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username1 BUBBLES
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_alexturcotte 1/3 of these pics have some sort of suffocation going on… are you guys okay
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username46 wheres my girl vivi 😔😔
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username21 the chaos is so endearing
_quinnhughes i thought u said vivian wasn’t going with u guys
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trevorzegras you need to invite me
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username39 when do i get a friend group like this 😕
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markestapa ngl that card game was fire
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luca.fantilli we never hang out anymore 😔
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rutgermcgroarty you have no good photos of me do you…
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adamfantilli the shoe game is fire
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username71 it’s so cute how ur always together
edwards.73 stop teaming up with rut when we play card games
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username93 luca, rut n mark r dressed up as powerpuff girls like TELL ME IM WRONG
lhughes_06 i don’t like this horsing around mess
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mackie.samo i shouldn’t have left i miss you
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rutgermcgroarty its national best friend day look its my best friend
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username27 AWW THE CREEPER HATS
username18 minecraft besties so aesthetic
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markestapa the way she’s barely at your shoulders LMAOOO
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username14 guys what if the bf posts her but it isn’t ethan
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luca.fantilli best friends but u dont even have pics of her 🙄
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edwards.73 ik what ur tryna do
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_alexturcotte deliberate beef (?)
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lhughes_06 mhm 🤨
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username45 are u trying to make ethan jealous
username89 one day they’re gonna get into an actual fist fight
next chapter notes ) so… i was going back over old chapters of feather and i realized they used to be SO short??? like why did i suddenly start making everything longer but for the sake of the plot and my sanity i’m ACTUALLY going to be reverting to my old ways this time (not lying!!!!) and it’ll be easier for me to get chapters out 😭
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simplyjake · 10 months ago
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Valentines day w Enha Hyungs🫶
summary: what u and ur man do on ur first valentines day tgt<3
a/n: and fuck everyone who got a valentine. let me be a hater but i also had to pump this one out before the day ends for me
Heeseung
Oh hee, my sweet hee
HE WENT ALL OUT
Ofc he did its ur first valentines with each other as a couple
You guys used to do valentines as friends 
Both single and lonely 
But since he finally had the balls to ask u out you can now spend it in a relationship!
He actually got u a reservation to ur fav restaurant months in advance
Bc bro knew that the place does not PLAY w reservations
Its always so busy
So the fact that he did this in advance makes ur heart swell
You bought him his first bouquet of flowers
He sobbed.
Boys deserve their flowers too!
He cherishes the flowers and when they die
He does that thing where he presses dead flowers and shit
Then puts them in a frame above his bed
He got you flowers too with a teddy thats huge as fuck
You end the night with a celebratory minecraft session <3
Jay
Such a romantic ill cry
You were never much of a valentines day celebrator
You thought it was stupid (me too bff)
That was until you finally had ur person to do it with
Im a sucker for jay playing guitar so obviously 
This man learns ur top 3 songs on guitar and plays it for you
You got him a bunch of custom guitar pics and those r all he uses btw
He gets u this big ass bouquet that came with a crown n shit
“Had to go all out for my princess” 
SHUT UP
 We know hes an excellent cook
So of course he cooked a 5 star home cooked meal for the both of you
W niki as ur server
He was promised robux if he did that btw
You got him tickets to see his fav band thats coming to town in a few days
He blew up
Sooo thankful for you
And to think this is only ur first valentines day?
Baby it only goes up from here!!
Jake
Our jakey poo
Hes the best at this shit lemme tell you
You woke up to home cooked breakfast in bed
So sweet of him awww
Hes had this day planned for a while
He saved up so that you can have a shopping spree 
Ur literally in shock bc jake??? You did not have to do all that
A nice set of flowers and movie day in would settle
But not to him nuh uh 
Dont worry you made sure you got ur gift in as well
You even got something for layla!! 
When you mentioned that u got layla a gift too he almost got down on one knee i swear to god
After ur little spree you guys went out to eat for dinner
You begged him to let u pay
He alr spent so much today that you were gonna be upset if he didnt let you pay for this one thing
He reluctantly let u pay the bill
But he HAD to be the tipper
The day couldn't have gone any better
ALSOOOO 
Posts u to “Valentine” by laufey
Sunghoon
Sunghoon is so cutie
He knew you were coming over soon so he set up his room with all of ur  favorite things
Like ur fav drinks in the shape of a heart on his bead
Giant teddy bear sitting in the corner
Rose petals and even balloons everywhere
Do u guys know the tik tok audio
“Victor u actually did this” LMFAOOOOO
You'd recreate that video with him
“Baby are u srs”
“Hoon pls we’d go viral”
And u did btw
You guys would have a cute comfy day in
He'd rather save all the big gestures for ur birthday!
You two are a really lowk couple
He posted u for v day and people slide up like
“Wtf since when did u bag a hottie”
“YOURE DATING Y/N”
And he shows them to u giggling cus like 
Hes the one who gets to show u off and be with you forever
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formulaa-1 · 2 years ago
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An Instagram with Max? Please?
(someone asked for a hard launch with max verstappen where everyone thought she was dating Charles so max sets the record clear I couldn’t find the request again :(! )
Instagram au 🔥
Fem!driver!reader x max verstappen
everyone thinks y/n,Ferraris golden girl is dating Charles,Ferraris golden boy... max is tired of it and decides to set the records straight.
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y/nusername: wined n’ dined 🍷🍷
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y/nferrarigg7: THATS A MANS HAND ON THE WINE BOTTLE.
user29: CHARLES LIKED!! MAYBE ITS HIM???
user9303:I hope it is 😫 plus in Abu Dhabi they were celebrating together at a club and they’re always close so 😍😍😍
yourbestfriendsuser: glowing bébé🤩
y/nusername: je t’aime 🫶🏻
forzaferrarifan16: y/n…don’t be shy who’s with you 😁😏
fan20: IS THAT CHARLES???
username_: how tf are people guessing who it is.. you can hardly even see it plus whoever it is literally has a finger in the pic ?? I do hope it’s Charles tho 🤭
y/nandcha167: OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING !!!
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y/nandcha167: he liked her post as well!🤞🏼
username_69: screaming. she’s not single anymore ?😫
user33: everyone thinks it’s Charles but what if it’s an opponent ??
username282: ENEMIES TO LOVERS
maxvertsppennnnfan33: kinda looks like maxs hand no?
chaeclair16: nah I think it’s Charles ,Ferraris golden girl and Ferraris golden boy ❤️makes perfect sense !
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maxverstappen33: mine
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username294: MAX???AND Y/N????
y/nandcha167: WHAT?? I was convinced she was dating Charles :( but this does make sense
y/nusername: yours ❤️
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redbullracing: @ scuderiaferrari took ya girl ;)
scuderiaferrari: you wish
user33: I’m shocked 🤯
user_46: me and you both
maxandy/nfann: YES YES YES FINALLY😍
fan374: YOU SAW THIS COMING???
maxandy/nfann: the body language was so obvious in Abu Dhabi !! she was the first one to give him a hug and congratulate him❤️
fan374: HOW AM I ONLY JUST FINDING THIS OUT
fan36: the second pic. I’m dead.
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y/nusername: my champion<3
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(AUTHORS NOTE- I hope this is what you were thinking of ,I don’t really like this one I feel like it’s a bit sloppy but I don’t wanna use any race pics since the 2023 season hasn’t started yet so I’m struggling a bit <3 )
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jimothystu · 1 year ago
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Instagram AU: One of the Boys Part 1
Summary: YN is best friends with Trevor and by proxy has become "one of the boys" with him, the Hughes brothers, and Cole Pairings: Reader & Jack Hughes, Reader & Trevor Zegras, Reader & Quinn Hughes, Reader & Luke Hughes, and Reader & Cole Caufield Notes: I’m starting a little series! Haven’t decided who the reader ends up with yet so lmk if you have any preference! Also may write actual fics for this if there’s interest 🫶 All pics from Pinterest - credit to owners! Tag list:(join here or lmk if you want to be tagged in this series specifically) **[I messed up the form at first and forgot to have a place for urls and someone filled it out but since there was no url idk who it was 😭 I'm sorry!! If you filled out my form and were not tagged in this pls redo it!] @sammiejane22 @jackhues
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yourusername: I love these dorks. Thanks for letting me crash guys weekend!
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jackhughes: which one of you fuckers took that last pic
⇢ _quinnhughes: Wasn’t me
⇢ lhughes_06: Nah man not me
⇢ jackhughes: @/trevorzegras I SWEAR TO GOD
⇢ trevorzegras: 👀
⇢ yourusername: 😂 Thanks Z!!
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_quinnhughes: Feel free to crash guys weekend any time 😌
⇢ yourusername: You’re only saying that because I made pancakes
⇢ _quinnhughes: No…
⇢ lhughes_06: No we definitely like your company… and food…
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trevorzegras: I won twister for anyone who cares
⇢ _quinnhughes: No one cares
⇢ yourusername: I care! 🙋‍♀️
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lhughes_06: Kay but who do you love the most?
⇢ yourusername: I plead the fifth
⇢ fan1: We all know it’s Z!
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fan3: OMG JACK AND YN DOING FACEMASKS TOGETHER PLEASE THATS SO CUTE
- fan10: I ship it!!!!
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Trevorzegras: This is the love I get
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_quinnhughes: Cuz no one invited you
⇢ trevorzegras: YN invited me
⇢ _quinnhughes: @/yourusername why
⇢ yourusername: He said he’d buy me ice cream
jackhughes: 😂
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lhughes_06: Wow that’s the love I get from Jack too
⇢ trevorzegras: Twinning 👯‍♂️
yourusername: Lol love you Z
⇢ trevorzegras: Yeah yeah 🙄
colecaufield: Brutal
⇢ trevorzegras: Truly the worst 😔
fan6: Omg first the face masks now this??
⇢ fan8: Sibling behaviour omg
⇢ fan3: Or couple behaviour 👀
⇢ fan6: Nah they’re clearly just friends
⇢ fan2: Idk some of the pics look a bit sus
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yourusername: “This is the love I get”
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colecaufield: Got him 😂
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trevorzegras: You’re literally also flipping me off
⇢ yourusername: 🤷‍♀️
lhughes_06: Lol did you banish her to the backseat or sth
⇢ trevorzegras: Nah Jack called shotgun
⇢ yourusername: He cheated though!! Covered my mouth before I could say anything
⇢ lhughes_06: 😂
⇢ jackhughes: All's fair in love war and car rides
_quinnhughes: Get wrecked
⇢ trevorzegras: Why do you hate me
⇢ _quinnhughes: 🤷‍♂️
⇢ yourusername: He secretly loves you Z. Told me when we were drunk at the lake house
⇢ trevorzegras: OH???
⇢ _quinnhughes: @/yourusername I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
⇢ yourusername: 😇
fan2: They’re so cute 😭
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luvhughes43 · 2 years ago
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The Boy Trap Prt 3 | Luke Hughes x reader
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summary: Hmmm how about the twins going to the lake house and Jack can also tell them apart and is flirting (friendly flirting/joking around) with Hallie and the boys are like 👁️👄👁️ that's your brothers girl when obviously it’s not??
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the boy trap masterlist🌷
you spent most of your summer at the hughes lake house in Michigan, because your twin Hallie, was doing a summer internship in Toronto and was gone most of the time anyways, so you didn’t go straight home after the semester ended.
Therefore, none of the boys at the lake house, aside from the Hughes brothers, knew you were a twin. They just thought you had a sister named Hallie who was coming to stay for a few days at the lake house. 
You and Luke were still asleep, so instead of waiting for you to wake up, Hallie decided to just go and introduce herself to the boys that were sitting on the back porch. Her flight got in late last night, so she didn't get the chance to meet any of the guys yet. however, she has meet the Hughes brothers on multiple occasions.
“Morning!” Hallie said as she slid open the sliding door and made her way onto the porch. It was full of guys, and there were no available spots to sit. “Morning y/n” Trevor responded and Hallie just smiled. She wasn't sure if the boy just thought she was y/n, or if Trevor just genuinely didn't have an idea that she and y/n were twins. 
“Hey, you can come sit on my lap if you want” Jack smirked up at Hallie from where he lounged and the rest of the guys, minus Quinn, looked at Jack in shock. “Jack…” Cole Caufield trailed off with a confused look on his face. “Jack wtf thats y/n?” Trevor basically yelled. "y/n as in your younger brothers girlfriend y/n" Trevor continued, shocked that Jack would hit on his brother's girlfriend.
“Hey guys whats up?” you said as you walked into the unfolding scene. 
“WHAT THE HELL?” Trevor screamed standing up, he pointed an accusatory finger back and forth between you and Hallie, and then to Jack. Hallie, Jack, and y/n all laughed at Trevors gaping mouth that was sure to catch flies.
“I am so confused right now…” Cole whispered as Trevor started ranting about aliens taking over the Hughes house. 
“Trevor, Hallies my twin!” you laughed, effectively cutting off Trevors long winded rant. He looked like a mixture of shock and confusion.
Luke walked out of the house and wrapped his arms around you. he pulled you into his chest, and rested his head atop yours. 
“LUKE DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?” Trevor was shouting again. “about what?” Luke asked sleepily. “That your girlfriend has a twin? Duh?”
“yeah obviously” Luke replied moveing his head to nuzzle against your shoulder, making you giggle. 
“Oh well thank god because we thought jack was flirting with your girl for a second there” Alex Turcotte piped up from his seat beside Jack. 
“You were flirting with Hallie? There's no way… Luke tell your brother to stay away from my sister” you said turning your body to face Luke. “Jack don't flirt with Hallie” Luke said half heartedly as he turned you back around and placed his head back against your neck. 
"so what are everyone's plans for the day?" Quinn asked trying to get out of this situation. he didn't want to hear Jack flirt with anyone, and he definitely didn't want to hear anymore of Trevors rants.
"no actually lets circle back to Jack flirting with me! I think we could come up with an arrangement or something-"
"NO! ENOUGH!" you yelled at your twin cutting her off, effectively waking Luke up. "we can't look alike and date brothers there's just no way" you groaned while pulling Lukes arms back around your waist.
"I don't know i think it could be kind of fun"
"Jack shut up!" you and Luke both said at the same time.
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hallie: the girls are back😎
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y/nuser: dont ever leave again.
bestiegirl: okay now come back to me!
jackhughes: can the one on the left in the first pic give me her number?
y/nuser: NO STAY AWAY!!! SHOO!
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y/nuser: my summer so far🌊📸🫂
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hallie: wow i dont even get a dedicated post… i see how it is !
hallie: what happened to our mary k and ashley posts💔
y/nuser: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM POSTING IT NOW
lhughes_06: so happy youre here
y/nuser: i love you💗
lhughes_06: i love u more❤️
trevorzegras: simp🤮
jackhughes: k so about your sister…
y/nuser: this is my nightmare.
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y/nuser: twin is back and shes flirting with my bfs brother🧍‍♀️
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hallie: awww thank u for this lovely dedicated post sister!❤️
y/nuser: 😐
bestiegirl: if she dates jack does that mean i get to date quinn?
y/nuser: neither of u are dating them pls stop this madness😭
jackhughes: once again im asking if-
y/nuser: STOP PLEASE STOP THIS!😭😭🙏
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theosconfessions · 7 months ago
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The Miscellaneous questions for River and his man/child, i mean husband.
i actually loled haha!! thank you for asking, love.
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MISCELLANEOUS: Is money a problem? River: its not. i think we're lucky that blake got drafted and makes a good amount of money playing football. we literally got married while we were still in high school and a good majority of kids that do that are NOT in the same position we're in right now.
How many cars do they own?
Blake: we own two. one for riv to take the kids around when im not home and one for me to take to practice/games all that stuff.
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Blake: DUDEEEE if my apartment couldve magically grown with every kid we had ..then i would still be renting. good memories in that place
River: better memories in a place where we actually have room for kids..and me.
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Blake: we're balls deep in suburbia right now. his parents live out in the country and FUCK I WANT IT SO BAD.
Do they live in the city or in the country?
River: suburbs ..for now.
Do they enjoy their surroundings? River: i was fucking DYING in that apartment. i think having the house kinda gives me space so i dont really necessarily feel like im suffocating.
Blake: you feel like your suffocating?
River: in your man cave apartment i did yeah.
What’s their song? Blake: i gotta do it' so high school'-taylor swift
What do they do when they’re away from each other? River: we dont constantly text eachother but little pics through the day i think. gives us time to be you know separate people and lets us enjoy whatever we're doing at the moment without being glued to our phone all the time.
Blake: i demand sexy riv pics every night im away [smirks]
River: demands a strong word.
Blake: you know what i mean. i APPRECIATE sexy riv pics every night.
River: dude. looking like a douchebag.
Where did they first meet? Blake: we went to school together [smirks] friends first.
How did they first meet? Blake: we were in the same gym class and he fucking PELTED me with a dodgeball man. love at first sight. for me.
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Blake : *points to riv*
River: treats.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? River: oh my god blake. he does it during games. FINED ALL OF THE TIME.
Blake: worth it [smirks]
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? River: me. hes not coordinated at all. youd think he would be but....
Any mental issues? Blake: oh god yeah. i mean...
River: i have depression. the past years been kinda.. i dont know. but i am doing better. im getting better
Blake: my boy.
Who’s terrified of bugs? River: i think both of us? fuck that shit.
Who kills the spiders around the house? Blake: Nellie
River: definitely Nellie.
Their favourite place? Blake: [smirks] theres this little ranch up in chestnut ridge. i love taking him there. just me him. no kids.
River:thats a good place [smirks]
Who pays the bills? Blake [raises hand] and proud of that shit
Do they have any fears for their future? River: i think that...we went through a lot of rough stuff in our separation and i just..do not want to go through that again. i think we're on a good path right now and i want to stay on that path
Blake: i think what riv said yeah. the last thing we both wanted when we were having problems was a divorce. and its something i do not want. i guess thats my fear for my future. i just wanna be good for him. i know i wasnt in the past.im trying to be now.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Blake: me for SURE.
Who uses up all of the hot water? Blake: again me for SURE. but he can crash the shower whenever
River: me time,babe.
Who’s the tallest? Blake: me. rivers a short shit.
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? River:thats definitely blake. i LOVE showering alone but hey.
Blake: wont turn down that DICK.
River: gross.
Who wanders around in their underwear? River: [points to blake] he hasnt learned.
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Blake: River for sure.he has a pretty voice though. love to hear that shit.
What do they tease each other about? River: i like to tease him over how much of a pussy he was for me back in our first starting dating days
Blake: i cried after we fucked for the first time. for real. and id do it again.
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? River: me. blakes taste is .....
Do they have mutual friends? River: not anymore.
Who crushed first? Blake: oh me for sure. unless riv is about to say something i didnt know
River: i never really considered that AT ALL until you kissed me that one day. you werent on my radar at all i was so into my girlfriend at the time
Blake:until ....
Any alcohol or substance related problems? River: no we both quit that stuff when teddie came along.
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Blake: we are good boys [smirks]
Who swears the most?
River: i think me and its purely because of my dads influence i swear to god.
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kindestofkings · 1 year ago
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when i meet the band they ask, "do you have a man?" i can still say, "i don't remember"
matty healy x reader
face claim: amelia dimoldenberg
childhood friends, reader and matty healy have been the ultimate power couple, with his success with the 1975 and her increasingly popular online series. unfortunately, things don't always stay perfect forever...
authors note: this took me FOREVER but she's my baby and I hope you enjoy!! Absolutely no hate to gabrietta shes seems really cool, but i needed the drama lol
yourusername and chickenshopdate
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chickenshopdate when will they get it!! my quest for love is still ongoing. TWO more dates lined up for this season, lets hope I don't get ghosted xx
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yourusername mwhahah you guys are gonna love them!!
1975fan1 oh my god please please have matty on we've been so patient 1975fan2 fr i need to see more of my parasocial parents yourusername dont think I know a matty ?? is he the one who sings about chocolate?
trumanblack well fit xx
yourusername stranger danger !! 1975fan2 hahah you'd swear they haven't been dating for like 5 years 1975fan3 AND friends for like 7 years before that
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chickenshopdate No crashing here, just crushing. 😏 My date with @charli_xcx is out on Friday!💕
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fan1 holy shit this is my roman empire
yourusername watch out @bedfordanes75 imma bout to steal your girl xxx
bedfordanes75 two can play at that game hun xx charli_xcx guys please theres enough of me to go around trumanblack and me yourusername @trumanblack sorry who brought you into the conversation?? trumanblack love it when you're mean to me x rass75 AH my eyes
1975fan1 damn they're both so hot, i fear the boys of the 1975 have rizz...
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yourusername sadly Miss XCX wasn't the one for me, or i wasn't the one for her whatever blahblahblah
im giving love one last try next week before i give up and let my mum set me up!
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1975fan1 omg matty liked this post maybe he's the last date?
1975fan2 me when im delusional xx 1975fan3 you do know they're going out years? he likes all her posts babe x
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chickenshopdate it's the one you've all been waiting for.. my date with @trumanblack @the1975 is out THIS Friday!
keep the hopes low guys he can't be funny in his first language let alone a foreign one xx
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1975fan1 OH MY GOD i was right this is everything
rass75 you picked the wrong band member love
yourusername if you weren't too busy being cool and mysterious, it could've been us falling in love over chicken nuggets xx trumanblack oi rass75 back off
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yourusername just broke the internet so i think i'm good to hardlaunch my current placeholder @trumanblack x
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trumanblack babe you look so cool
yourusername BAHAHA did you quote your own lyrics to me?? thats an ick I might have to rethink this placeholder thing, rass75 are you free? trumanblack stop tryna replace me, hurts my feelings
trumanblack posted on their story!
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-go watch me be fit and cool on a date
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1975fan_base in honour of @trumanblack and @yourusername's groundbreaking date i thought we should all love on the old pics of the two and the guys from her old insta!
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1975fan1 parents literally my parents
1975fan2 so so cute they've been together so long !
1975fan_base ikr!! they make me believe in love
1975fan3 shes doing gods work giving us those photos
yourusername 💕💕
1975fan_base ahhh omg HI!!
yourusername posted on their story!
trumanblack reposted onto their story!
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bedfordanes75 cant ruin what was never there in the first place 1975fan1 IM SO OBSESSED WITH YOU TWO AHH
four weeks later
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tmz SPOTTED !! the 1975's frontman matty healy was seen out on a loved up walk around NYC today with gabriette, despite him and his long term girlfriend being seen together just over a month ago. Do we think the previous couple had broken it off already or is the singer adding cheater to his name?
let us know what you think down below!!
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1975fan1 oh my fucking god men I cant
1975fan2 nooo I hope he and yourusername broke it off before this, shes too good for this shit!
1975fan1 doesnt even matter its very quick to already be in a relationship after ending one that lasted like 5 years...
1975fan3 this afternoon?? tmz you guys are disgusting putting this up, what if yourusername finds out through this!!
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1975fan_base guys i cant be delusional anymore yourusername just unfollowed matty and all the boys 💔💔
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1975fan1 noo I cant stop thinking she found out through tmz, hard day to be a 1975 fan....
1975fan2 how can he cheat on the girl who he wrote when we are together and about you for !!
1975fan_base genuinely makes no sense men are TRASH
1975fan3 feel like you guys should've seen this coming he's written so many songs about cheating on his girlfriend
1975fan2 literally no one asked!!
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yourusername oh hi! hope you've missed me? let's play 2 truths and 1 lie: it's awards season, i'm fit as fuck and men are trash.
fans of chickenshopdate don't fret we'll be back with another season soon! it's time to level up on english singers, im looking at you @harrystyles xxx
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yourusername god 1'm so bad at games there's 3 truths there isn't there?
fan 1 AHAHAH you are so iconic, gone for three months and you come back with this fan2 make him payyyy
florencepugh the real queen of england right here!
yourusername 💕💕
harrystyles i'm a pescatarian so what about just a regular date love x
fan 1 oh she's such a girlboss I hope ratty healy regrets every decision he's ever made!
bedfordanes75 gonna smash it! call one of us back when you get the chance <3
(liked by rass75,1975adam and charlie_xcx) fan3 eek the fallout of a couple in the same friend group right there
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louisisalarrie · 5 months ago
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Idk maybe the damage control was Lottie liking T’s post, but still overall very funny//
Daisy to the rescue as always and posting a picture of the boy from an UA 😂 As if it’s not creepy she follow those pages 🙄
THATS SO WEIRD THO like the only photo you post of your nephew after people get annoyed after his supposed grandfather doesn’t post a pic of him with the other grandkids is from a weird F UA account???????? First of all, who the fuck is running an UA for an 8 year old kid???? That’s creepy af. Secondly, why the hell is his “aunty” following it oh my god I’m losing my mind
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diorsluv · 11 months ago
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feather , part 24
“ it feels so good ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
( socialmedia!au )
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yourusername i found these in my blackmail album but i promised them i wouldn’t use the pics against them so.. photo dump 🫶🫶
like look at little lukey lookin all cute i couldn’t help but post it for the whole world to see
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missseraphina puck bunny
username17 i cannot escape that jamie pic
→ username80 why would u ever want to escape 🙄
username24 ok but.. why is the quinn photo lowk cute tho
trevorzegras the first pic of me is ruthless
→ yourusername dogs are out and about
→ trevorzegras SHUT UP
→ yourusername ravaging and rampaging 😘
calemakar_ oh NOW you post me
→ yourusername says the old ass man that never posts me
→ calemakar_ it’s a five year difference. AND ALSO YOU LITERALLY ACTIVELY TALK TO NATE??
→ yourusername actively is a STRONGGG word
→ yourusername we dm like once a week 🙄🙄
→ calemakar_ same thing
→ yourusername but i actually hate you both and i hope you lose against the sharks
username47 cole and cale’s pics 😭😭
colecaufield i’d like to think i look amazing
→ yourusername ofc ofc you ate it up
→ trevorzegras i’d argue differently
jamie.drysdale absolutely foul
→ yourusername you have no one to blame but yourself 🙄
lhughes_06 aw you think i’m cute
→ yourusername lmaooo not anymore
→ lhughes_06 i know you’re lying
→ yourusername oh yes i just think you’re superrr cute and totally irresistible
→ lhughes_06 i’m so glad you were brave enough to admit your true feelings
→ yourusername 😐
→ lhughes_06 😳
jackhughes i knew i shouldn’t have showed you those pics on ft
→ yourusername your fault fr
→ lhughes_06 oh when were u on ft 🤨
→ jackhughes like 4 days a week
→ yourusername jack that’s a gross exaggeration
→ lhughes_06 why not me
→ yourusername didn’t know you were so desperate for my attention moose
→ lhughes_06 well now you know 🙄
→ jackhughes when did i say you could start flirting in my replies
→ yourusername not flirting 😒😒
dylanduke25 THATS ME I MADE IT!!
→ yourusername yes u looked adorable there
→ dylanduke25 😁😁
→ lhughes_06 wb me :( yourusername
→ yourusername no response
markestapa god he’s complaining again what have you done
→ yourusername I BARELY DID ANYTHING
→ mackie.samo clearly you did something
→ yourusername you two are always ganging up on me
username31 jack in the back of that first pic
username97 photo evidence of quinn on the phone w me
username83 quinner’s such a supermodel
_quinnhughes my picture is suprisingly the least embarrassing
→ yourusername oh just you wait 🫢
→ _quinnhughes i take it back
luca.fantilli how adorable, duke and luke dressed like church boys ready to golf
→ lhughes_06 targeted
→ dylanduke25 am i allowed to report this as a hate crime
→ yourusername little cuties 😚😚😚😚
→ luca.fantilli my little baby boys 😝😝😝
→ lhughes_06 stfuuuu
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yourusername a little appreciation post for the only person in my life i can simultaneously hate and love (would not recommend getting an older brother)
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jamie.drysdale would not recommend getting a younger sister
→ yourusername i found out about how you tried to ship me off to australia as soon as i turned 2
→ jamie.drysdale 10/10 would try again
username16 I LOVE THISSSS
_quinnhughes where’s my older brother appreciation post jackhughes lhughes_06
→ jackhughes appreciation posts only happen when the person actually appreciates their older brother
→ lhughes_06 you’ll get it when i get my younger brother appreciation post
→ _quinnhughes ihy jackhughes
trevorzegras is that my favorite drysdale
→ jamie.drysdale yes 😘😘😘😘😘
→ yourusername i’m right here 🙌
username68 okay but this is incredibly sweet
→ username75 yes!! u can see how much they love each other
markestapa i think you should appreciate me n mack too
→ mackie.samo FRRR
→ yourusername well i do appreciate you guys i would just hate my life if either of you were my brother 🤗
→ jamie.drysdale stop trying to steal my sister
→ _alexturcotte and my honorary sister
→ jackhughes and my soon-to-be sister
→ rutgermcgroarty HUHHHH?? jackhughes
luca.fantilli waiting for my older brother appreciation post adamfantilli
→ adamfantilli stay waiting
username25 drysdale siblings 🔛🔝
username11 whatever would we do if they weren’t siblings
→ username83 luke would be lonely for the rest of his life
colecaufield theoretically what would happen if i replaced jamie
→ yourusername you would get married to trevor
→ colecaufield hell no
→ trevorzegras I WOULD BE A GREAT HUSBAND
→ yourusername HIGHLY debatable
_alexturcotte is my appreciation post happening soon
→ yourusername u dont even need a post i appreciate you all the time 🥰🥰
→ jamie.drysdale ok this is starting to get unfair
→ _alexturcotte i’m just better 🤣
lhughes_06 cute
→ markestapa loser
→ trevorzegras weak
→ yourusername ur cute too luke
→ _quinnhughes oh please
→ dylanduke25 embarrassing
→ edwards.73 you can do better
→ jackhughes moosey this is lame
→ mackie.samo oh luke…
→ adamfantilli is this supposed to be flirting
→ colecaufield this is so sad
→ luca.fantilli wtf is this
→ missseraphina thanks for the compliment 🤭
→ jamie.drysdale hey now this is still my baby sis
→ rutgermcgroarty even i could do better than that
→ _alexturcotte lmao
username72 yall i think luke blocked that seraphina girl LMFAOAOAO
→ username5 i think they all blocked her ��
→ username5 besides drizz bc she thinks it’s funny
lhughes_06 and also now that you’ve had your sibling time with jamie, imy and u need to come back to the lake house rn
→ yourusername yeah yeah i’m already omw back 🙄
next chapter notes ) a filler chap with dryshughes crumbs and seraphina’s delulu antics 🤍🤍 we are inching our way closer to the finish line!!
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust
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filmfirecr4cker · 1 year ago
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twin peaks notes!!!
okay so these are all my notes and thoughts on the pilot and the first episode :3 enjoy.
pilot:
“it (the story) encompasses the all. it is beyond the fire, though few would know that meaning” 
“laura is the one” 
god josie is actually so beautiful 
sarah's paranoid has everyone caught off guard. i wonder if she knows something we dont
i love the choice they made having pete’s pov of finding laura be shot handheld. it makes it so much more off-putting and found-footagey
I LOVE LUCY SHES SO CUTE
sheriff harry truman you are so beautiful to me <3 
poor andy :(
the shot of the palmer’s stairwell is so off-putting i love it 
AUDREYYYYY god shes so cunty 
the way leland holds onto harry’s jacket was such a good character choice 
goddd shelly is so gorgeous 
all the ladies are so beautiful lets be real 
shelly and bobby are linking 
bobby and laura were dating 
laura was 17 when she died 
i like the detail of aurdey changing from her oxfords to red heels when she gets to school 
james’s goofy ass haircut.. like girl whatever
the last time mrs. palmer saw laura was 9pm 
she had just come from bobby’s 
laura’s phone rang sometime that night 
the wide shot of the pulaski girl walking across the bridge is so fucking good 
james said “laura was the one” which is probably referencing the fact that she was the one for him but its also an echo of the log lady said in the intro as well sooo
AHHHHHHHHHH SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER FBI MY POOKIE BUTTTTTTTT 
oh my god i love him so so much actually 
i like how harry and coop meet at the end of the hallway and walk towards the camera and then the camera starts moving with them 
coop is actually so funny i love him. him and his trees 
you can tell harry fell for him right when he asked about the firs BWHAHAHA
while they were in the elevator, there was a man with one arm 
ronette repeated “dont go there” 
laura was dr jacoby’s patient 
laura’s parents didn’t know she was seeing him.. i wonder why?
i dont know if this was intentional or not but while dr. jacoby was talking to coop and harry, he was touching the hula girl on his tie under her skirt. idk i just noticed it and it weirded me out. fucking freak 
laura had a letter "r" under her nail on her ring finger. it seems like the killer is leaving a clue maybe??
apparently this is something coop has seen before 
snake and donna are dating 
laura’s last diary entry was “asparagus for dinner again. i hate asparagus. does this mean ill never grow up? nervous about meeting j tonight.” 
i love how lynch creates the atmosphere of twin peaks. it feels wet and cold 
“tell harry i didn’t cry.” oh andyyyyyy he’s so sweet. poor thing 
the video tape of donna and laura is so cute 
coop is so good at his job. thats my man
“you didn’t love her anyway” YEAH GET HIS ASS GET HIM 
audrey loves to cause problems on purpose and i support her 
snake and that gayass pose he does up against the wall 
laura was cheating on bobby with james 
donna definitely had feelings for laura and she fell into the trap of being in love with her best friend then hooking up with the boy she was with to feel close to her “i wanna kiss his lips bc they taste like you” kind of vibe yk?
love all the shots of the woods 
did ronette escape or was she let go?
the found laura’s half heart necklace and a note that says “fire walk with me” written in blood
james has the other half  
in the deposit box they found a flesh world magazine with ronette’s picture circled inside it and about $10,000 cash 
and there’s a pic of leo’s truck in the mag as well 
leo is shelly’s abusive ugly fucking husband. i hope he dies 
shelly is cheating on him with bobby 
the actor that plays leo is so bad LMAOOO 
the snowshoe rabbit :((((
coop is so fascinated by the flora and fauna of twin peaks and i love how he tells harry all about it (asking him questions and stuff). its so sweet
andrew packard was josie’s late husband who died in a boating accident a little over a year prior and he was katherine's brother. josie ended up inheriting everything that katherine would have so i guess that explains why she has a stick up her ass...
log lady is here!!! love her 
harry and coop are literally “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” LMAOOOO
i love harry sm. he's always looking out for everyone; hes such a good sheriff <3
teresa banks was the case that coop had mentioned earlier that made him think that laura’s death was connected somehow 
donna’s sister harriet is so cute. her being a poet and everything 
bobby is so annoying smhhhh 
“oh we’ll find her. dont you worry about that.” now why would you say it like that TO HER DAD YOU FREAK oh my god boys are so fucking stupid and creepy 
i wonder why snake and bobby are called “mutt” and “jeff” by joey and scotty????
ed and norma are having an affair and it seems like they’ve had feelings for each other for a while 
norma’s husband is in jail for manslaughter (yikes bitch)
oh coop is whittling i love him :(( 
HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP GOD
he’s by best friend guys like actually 
“you think they spotted us?” “gimme a donut.” LMAOOOOO LIKE???
laura was wrapped up in some fucked up stuff apparently 
“i knew her more that she thought i did.” ughhhhhhhhh kms
bobby killed somebody!! 
OOOOO THEY KISSED DONNA AND JAMES KISSED!! god it kinda was gross like they were literally eating each other’s faces BWHAHHA 
they buried their half of the necklace 
bobby is such a punk bitch 
OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE FUCKING CRAZY EYES DAMN
james looks like a cornered dog 
awww doc hayward and donna’s relationship is so sweet smhhh
lucy is such an angel with her little donut buffet 
EWWWWWWW WHY ARE THEY (snake and bobby) BARKING FUCKING TWEAKERS GODDAMN?!??!??!
josie and harry are so so cuteeeeeeee i love them 
harry literally pulled the baddest bitches in the entire show 
katherine is plotting evilly in her armchair WITH MR HORNE
god i love how foreboding the shot of the palmers stairwell is 
someone found the necklace donna and james buried and it looks like mrs. palmer had a vision about that or something??
lots of cheaters in this town LMAOOO
"it's beyond the fire" and "fire walk with me" what is the fire???
episode 1:
“behind all things are reasons. reasons can even explain the absurd.”  
HIS ASS IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO
his fucking sock garters COME ON
“diane, it struck me again earlier this morning. there are two things that continue to trouble me and im speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau but also as a human being. what really went on between marilyn monroe and the kennedys? and who really pulled the trigger on jfk?” LIKE BITCH!!! I HATE HIM (affectionately)
coop is so real for being transfixed with audrey bc me too
laura tutored audrey’s brother johnny 
johnny is said to have “emotional problems” bc he’s 27 and in the third grade. im assuming its some mental disability 
audrey said that “emotional problems” run in the family 
audrey you are so strange girl. love you tho
i love how everybody in the station has donuts in their mouths LMAOOOO 
i also love how coop says "three for three" after he sees andy, lucy, and harry all eating donuts
laura’s cause of death was blood loss
leo has a big old blood stain on one of his shirts :0
EW YOU FREAK LET GO OF HER GOD 
his nasty ass ponytail fucking barf
laura was doing cocaine 
james has been the only one who seems to have been the most honest whilst being interrogated (yk excluding the part about the locket) 
laura, bobby, and snake have been in cahoots with leo. im guessing it has to do with drugs 
laura’s video played again and it stopped on a frame of her face and her voice whispered “help me” 
big ed is james’s uncle 
harry knows about ed and norma
someone drugged ed at the roadhouse 
coop has some of his FBI guys coming down to examine laura’s body 
ed gave a little gesture to hawk when he returned james back to him, which hawk mirrored back to him. they seem to be touching the side of their eyes/temples? and wiping down, like a tear maybe??? what’s up with that?
james’s mom is out of town 
HEHEHHEHE HARRY CALLING THEM SHERLOCK AND WATSON 
pete and josie have a sweet relationship too :((
pete kind of reminds me of my dad a little bit 
laura helped josie with her english 
she aid that the last time she saw laura, she was upset about something but they didn’t talk about it. laura then told josie “i think i now understand how you feel about your husbands death.” whatever that means
katherine is such a cunt i hate her so much
of course cooper would know what shenanigans means 
katherine is cheating on pete with benjamin horne. gross. 
she and mr. horne are trying to bankrupt the mill. he also suggests that they burn it down
EWWWWW OH MY GOD HES KISSING/SUCKING HER TOESSSSS NOOOOOOOOO
so donna went over to the palmer’s house, and sarah suddenly hallucinated and thought donna was laura. then she saw a creepy guy crouching and looking up at her from a bed? and promptly started freaking out
rosette worked at the horne’s department store as a salesgirl at the perfume counter and joked it was “the sweet job she ever had”
the one armed man is back!!!
“laura died two days ago. i lost you years ago.” mr. horne said this to audrey and it gives us some insight into their relationship (i hope they elaborate on this more in the future)
okay so it looks like bobby comes from a religious and military home
his father is def the dominant head of the family. he has a strong presence and his wife seems to be more meek compared to him. very “good christian wife” core. thats not a dig at her, she seems sweet enough, but when general briggs slaps bobby for putting a cigarette in his mouth at dinner, she does nothing about it 
laura helped norma with the “meals on wheels program” that laura helped organize. she really does seem like such a golden child
the log apparently saw something the night laura died  
god, the way shelly’s face dropped when leo asked about his shirt gave me chills
laura recorded tapes for dr. jacoby
“i just know im gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. i just know it.” (laura on one of her tapes)
she also mentioned a  “mystery man”. i wonder if its the creepy guy sarah hallucinated or something
ohhhhh so it was dr. jacoby who found the other half of the necklace 
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quanblovk · 2 years ago
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BOO!
OH BOY OH BOY TIME TO TALKABOUT STUFF REGARDING THESE PICS
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W.I.P's because i got rlly burnt out and lost motivation to draw gijinkas....sad...
I still am btw, they're just so scary to draw! The proportions! The BODIES! As soon as i finally finished planning their poses, all my art juice ran out....
So i tried to do a simpler one like the right pic, where the two are chibis instead. Unfortunately i also never finished it, I wonder why? 🤔
Also for the first pic, i had a kickass fic planned too! Just like with Star Ninja. Basically DMK goes around asking everyone what present he should get and buys a shitload of valentines day gifts! All execpt for chocolate. After he saw Galacta Knight getting sick from eating so much chocolate, he decided it was best to buy something inedible instead.....(man he got so much chocolate from the waddle dees! He couldn't bring himself to waste it all too!)
Then a bunch of stuff happens that causes DMK to loose his gifts one by one. He gets really upset and goes take a small deppression walk. Though, coincidentally, Gala was also taking a walk at the very same place and DMK notices him from afar. In a panic, he just steals a random heart balloon from a balloon vendor because he didnt want to seem empty handed. GK rushes to DMK, he hands him the balloon aaaaaannddd.......
Gala literally cries and pulls him in for a spinny hug! Things went well and DMK still managed to give Gala a memorable present.
Thats why u see the
Balloon!
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OH GOD I WOULD'VE NEVER FINISHED THAT FIC IN TIME FOR VALENTINES DAY LMAO
Ouugghhhh.......
Anyways have this scrapped White Day pic as thanks for reading my (hopefully) comprehensible rambling!
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