#first open rp of the blog!!

[that-little-fucking-shit]

Open Starter <333

TW: Technical Suicidal Ideation, Choking, Implied Deaths of Innocents + Child Abuse In Later Reblogs :). Please be mentally careful with this RP :).

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"You know, I thought you were over all this destruction. You're not a teenager anymore, Poseidon, you should be able to control and handle yourself. You're starting to act like our father."

The mere thought of that conversation makes Poseidon want to choke, it makes the breath refuse entry outside of his lungs, threatening to suffocate himself with carbon dioxide like he deserves. He's avoiding his wife, he knows, and can feel the stares of the others within his kingdom. His son, Triton, is even blatant with it but he gets a shiver down his spine thinking about bothering his father, so he doesn't. The waves on the surface are acting strange--there are too many riptides to count, drawing people in and forcing them down to placate the destruction that Poseidon wants to focus inward. He wants to puke.

[Poseidon's current prediction is threatening everything you hold dear--yourself, your friends, your family, even your homes (no matter how far from the shore they are). You are trying to ask for his council to either force him to let your home go or to plead with him to. How will you proceed?]

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@unhinged-waterlilly @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren @totally-percy-jackson [bc why not :)] @madson-of-hermes-notluke @littlest-sunbeam-of-hermes

@daonedaonlyskh @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @heraaaaaaaa @cerberus-no-biting

[Please tell me if you'd like to be added or removed from the tag-list <333]

[daily-beast-wirt-brainrot]

Questions to BW!

How are you usually spending your day?

Does your branches often get stuck in your cape?

Also, I'd like to add I do not wear a cape; its a cloak..

[Day 3]

[rockgodklav]

﹒✦ NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED ✦﹒

You may now send asks to ??????? ????? AU Klavier! Each ask sent and answered will reveal one letter in his AU name till it'a completely unveiled. Good luck. :)

[ask-grian]

Hey G! Do you have your costume ready? I just got mine last minute but it fits pretty good.

-🎯Mumbo ( @ask-mumbojumbo )

Oh-! Oh, Mumbo! Hi- yesyesyes I have- uh- I planned to show you later but you've caught me, hah.

[He gives a little twirl, dressed as Zelda.]

Do you...ah.. like it..?

[thepollyjustice]

I meannnnn the first thing Klavier did when he sow you was flirt with you.

“H- He was just being, uh, Klavier!!! Famous and loud prick..!”

[thescienceofdeductionblogs]

The Science of Deduction

Greetings idiots on this website!

Allow me to introduce myself. Although you probably already know who I am, I don't need an introduction. If you do not know me I consider you illiterate. But my dear Watson, @johnhwatsonblogs, is forcing me to write this, so for everyone uneducated on this website:

I am Sherlock Holmes, the one and only consulting detective in the world. Famous for my keen deduction skills, superior intellect, and good looks. I might not be the friendliest, but I get the job done. Who cares about manners if you need to solve a murder? Solving the most baffling cases with my highly honed skills, catching the most devious criminals of all and bringing them to justice. I have dismantled whole criminal networks, recovered state secrets, saved countless lives and brought down the most devious criminal mastermind of all, to name a few of my achievements, if you haven’t been paying attention. I am not only London’s best independent criminal investigator, but according to my international reputation, the world’s best and only consulting detective. I have solved cases all over the world, no crime is too difficult or too far away for me.

I have also contributed to the world of science, publishing papers about my criminal investigation methods, including how to identify 243 types of tobacco ash. Or as I like to call it, the science of deduction. So if you are looking for a place to learn about deduction and science, you are visiting the correct blog. I might share my scientific knowledge with you, allowing you insight into my methods of deduction. So do try to keep up. When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

If you think you have a mystery that is challenging and thrilling enough to occupy me, do not hesitate to send it my way. Do you require help with a baffling case or a crime no one can solve? A mystery that seems impossible? I am your detective, then. However, be warned that I only take cases that are interesting, any boring requests will be ignored. So go on, try to intellectually engage me, if you can. Send me a mystery, a cypher, a scientific request, an intellectual challenge. Anything to occupy my mind before I set fire to the kitchen. Again. Or worse. 

I hope you are satisfied now, John. 

-Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective

[witch-with-a-thousand-faces]

'Oh dear' Terrance thought to himself.

By some odd twist of fate, he and Eugene had wound up on Night Raven's campus to deliver something for Minerva, but they had gotten separated, as Eugene managed to find his way around and back to RSA... Somehow? Whereas Terrance was stuck in the middle of a campus that, quite honestly, detested his existence as. A member of the rival school.

He considered sending a message to Eugene to see if the boy would come back for him, but knowing how Eugene tended to look out more for himself rather than anyone else, Terrance had his doubts.

And so, he sat in a tree in his faerie form, occasionally looking down anxiously at the swathes of passing students, praying he was small and insignificant enough to remain unnoticed by the student body.

[whosmuts]

open rp || gale (18+ only!)

A wizard had needs, right? They'd spent the day in danger. His life had come to the line multiple times. A few last minute potions, an arm around his waist to sweep him away... admittedly, he'd spent most of the day in a state of half arousal, past the fear and discomfort. Now they were settled, the fires banked low, bellies full of a rather delicious stew... He'd slipped away to his tent, pulled the fabric across, lowered his lanterns until the only light in the space was coming from the skies illuminating the sides of his tent. Slipping off his camp clothes, Gale bit his lip as he palmed his cock. It was already half hard, but it didn't take long for it to stand to attention. His bespoke weapon of choice, as such; thick, the currently deflated knot at the base, the faint ridges along it's length. It was funny - he'd spent so much time with it transmogrified for Mystra, he'd forgotten just how much he loved it. So now he began to stroke down the sensitive sides, barely muffling his groan as it rapidly got back to it's full size, already twitching eagerly against his ministrations.

[strangeshadow]

A maine coon with messy pitch black fur sits in the shadows of an alley, its glowing eyes following the people who pass by. Suddenly, the "cat" turns into a tall, cat-like humanoid shadow, with sharp teeth. It seems to have gotten distracted by something.

[tf2-blu-ghosty]

Hello. I figured I would introduce myself since we are on the same team, I am Micheal.

— @the-blu-archeologist

Oh, hello Micheal

I’m Roh, it’s a pleasure to meet you

I’m the therapist for the BLU team, or every team really

If you need me my office is open at any time

[niko-n-frank-mailbox]

hey you two! how are you doing? is it exciting to have a mailbox now? :]

Frank🩻: –Shaking, hiding under his desk while lookin at Nikolai with his shiny, googly eyes.–

Niko🐻‍❄️: –looking at frank worried 😭– "Uhm... For me it is great and exciting– But Frank... Might need some time to get used to it–" –he smiles sweetly–

[longlivethek--g]

What is Zakhar's favorite genre of books?

(Aka he’s reading Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein for the 85 millionth time)

[copper-9spurgatory]

Don't worry J! You're not defective! You're just different and better at meeting company standards!

Fair enough, there’s other ways to approach company standards. At least I can just lurk around Copper-9 without needing to tend to someone’s needs almost constantly.

OOC//: I got jumpscared seeing 3 of you guys from my main follow this account not even 3 minutes after I posted art of Jackie

[rockgodklav]

Klavier is it true that you and Apollo were caught during recess banging on the prosecution bench?

“Ja, I was showing him how to properly hit the desk when objecting. (Though.. He continued to bang it with his fists after the recess.)”

[unladielike]

To be honest, I could bring myself to get with the times and add an 'Affiliated with' and 'Mains' section on Vivian's Pinned Post like all the youngins on here, but I'm cursed with the affliction of threads on this blog rarely extending past two notes due to the fact I have abysmal luck when it comes to pulling roleplay partners that won't vanish/deactivate on me, so realistically speaking, @illholy, @spiritpyro, and @dis--parity would be the only ones I could say I'm affiliated with... while my mains would probably be a constant '???', just because I'm uncertain on who even considers me a main at this point.

I mean, I'm fine with not being considered an affiliate in return, especially since Judith is permanently a part of Vivian's default canon verse for example regardless, but mains wise, I don't wanna assume stuff or be presumptuous... so for the longest time, I opt not to update my Pinned Post. Like, perhaps one day, Vivian would end up being important to more muses, but she tends to not receive much engagement compared to other blogs, I'm unconsciously all, 'God, who even wants this trash girl as their main?'.

Granted, I know I should probably be more confident about my OC since I've been writing her for ages now; only... even after all the time, I still can't help being self-conscious about Vivian, since I get the sense I'm the black sheep of the RPC and I know her personality can be a lot.

[thepollyjustice]

whats your middle name:3

“Jovie.”