#first one is actually from a thingy im working on but shhh

[cactuupng]

Ford² doodles because I've been thinking about them a lot

[rainydayhogwartsimagines]

omg fred requests are open🥰🥰 can you do a fred request where he meets the reader at the world cup and they bond, but during the whole voldemort thingy they get separated n stuff so hes sad, and then maybe she's a transfer student from illvermorny going to hogwarts now so he sees her the first day of school? im ravenclaw but it can be any house. tysm I hope u have a good day :)

This is such a good idea thoooo

You were watching the game with your parents. You recently moved from Massachusetts to wherever the fuck you were now. You grumbled in your seat. "Y/n at least try to enjoy yourself, maybe meet some people-- why don't you go get us some snacks or something!" Your dad suggested. "Fine." You muttered before getting up and walking to the concession stand. You paid for food and a boy walked over to you. "Uhm... Can I help you?" You asked. "... You're not british?" He asked. "Really? What was the give away? My accent or my lack of sarcasm? Because I've got one of those." You said sarcastically. The boy chuckled. "You're standing in front of the straws Love." He said. You moved and he noticed you looking at the arena with a spiteful glare. "What's with you?" He asked. "What?" You asked. "You seem mad." He said, poking the straw into his cup. "Just moved here. Didn't want to come here because it's not really my scene." You muttered. "Ah." He nodded. "Why do you care?" You asked. "Mm. Probably because it's more interesting than hearing my little brother drool over Viktor Krum." He replied.

You smiled and Fred did too. "Pretty smile you've got there." He said. You chuckled and shook your head. "Got a name Princess?" He asked. "Hmm. I think I like that name better." You joked making him smile. "What about you lover boy?" You asked. "Lover boy hm? Interesting guess but my name is Fred." He said. "Is there any particular reason why there's another you walking over?" You asked noticing an identical boy walking over. "Oh this is George." Fred introduced

"Who's this?" George asked. "A mystery apparently." You said. George noticed that smile on his brother's face and smirked. "Fred loves mysteries." George said. "George what are you--" "Shhh the adults are talking." George hushed Fred. "I'm older than you by five minutes you asshole." Fred said earning a laugh from you. "Had enough of Ron's blabbering on about Krum?" Fred asked George. "Absolutely. And we saw Malfoy." George nodded making Fred roll his eyes. "Who's Malfoy?" You asked. "Pompous rich kid." Fred replied. "Mm. We have a funny little saying in America for people like that." You replied sipping on your soda. "And that is?" George asked. "Eat the rich." You replied making George's eyes light up. "Oh that's good." He said. You chuckled and Fred looked at you. "Wanna prank this guy?" He asked. "You barely know me-- you don't even know my name!" You said. "And? I can see the mischief in your eyes. You know you wannaaa" Fred teased making you smile. "....Alright fine." You said. "That's the spirit Princess!" Fred said with a smile, taking your hand as you, Fred and George ran.

You snuck under the stands, sneaking something into a drink this blonde boy had. You snuck back out and you were laughing the whole time walking back. "God, you two are fun." You said. "Mm. Game just ended." George said leaning back so he could see what was going on. "I should find my Dad." You said. "Wait, my family has a tent, you should hang out!" George said making Fred look at him. "I don't want to intrude--" "Trust me you aren't." Fred assured.

You and your dad did meet his family, sitting around in the tent. "So how do you know my daughter?" Your mother asked. "Met her at the concession stand." Fred said. "Any clue what her name is?" George asked. "She made us promise not to say it, sorry." Your Dad said. "Wha- why!? Is it a terrible name?" Fred asked. "Nope. Just testing fate." You said with a smirk. "She does this all the time." Your mother said. "she gives them a fake name, she has this weird idea that if you're meant to know her name, you'll find out sooner or later without help." Your dad said. "Weird. But I tend to like weird so you're lucky." Fred said making you smile.

"So what brought you here?" Harry asked. "Mm. Dad works for the ministry." You said. "Yep." He nodded. "Mom's an archeologist." You added. "A arche what now?" George asked. "They dig up old artifacts to study history." You explained. "Ohhh." "So... Grave robbing?" Fred asked. "Aha... No?" Your mother said before mouthing. "What the fuck?"

You looked at Fred and he smiled at you as the group talked. "Like something you see princess?" He flirted making you chuckle. "Maybe I do." You said. "Do you have any water?" Your mother asked. "Fred, Y/n why don't you get something to drink!?" George said.

"You're pairing us up on purpose aren't you?" You asked as he shoved both of you off. Fred rolled his eyes and you chuckled. "Your brother is something else." You said. "Good wing man though." Fred said. You smiled and shook your head. "So you are something with me." You chuckled. "Actually I find you to be very beautiful and I was hoping for a date." He said. You opened your mouth but halted when you heard screaming. You stood up and Fred rose a brow.

Fred's father, Arthur walked out before coming back in. "Death eaters!" He gasped. You frowned. "We need to get out of here." Your father said. You nodded and your mother sighed. "Nice meeting you, try to stay safe." She said before you all ran out.

Fred assumed that would be the last time he saw you... Until today

He sat in the great hall and tapped his fingers on the table absentmindedly. "Don't tell me you're thinking of this girl AGAIN." George noticed. "I swear to God I thought I saw her this morning." Fred said. "You've finally lost your mind." Ron huffed. "what about this girl made you so attracted to her?" Ginny asked. "Besides her beauty? She was witty as hell, she seemed smart-- She was a total package and I blew it!" Fred grumbled.

"If I could have your attention." Dumbledore announced.

"I just wish I could see her again." Fred muttered.

"I'd like to introduce a new student"

"What would you even do if you saw the girl again?" Ginny asked, unaware that you were about to emerge

"I don't know, I just want to see her!" Fred said.

"Y/n L/n." Dumbledore said before George's eyes went wide.

"What's with you?" Fred asked as George pointed. Fred looked and gaped. "Y/N!?" Fred gasped. You looked over and smiled, giving him a small wave. When he noticed you were in Gryffindor. "OH MY GOD." Ron gaped. "So he's not completely off his rocker." Ginny said as you walked over and Fred swallowed looking at you.

"Looks like fate didn't want us to part just yet." You said with a laugh. Fred noticed a new scar on your cheek. "What happened there?" Fred asked. "Little altercation from a death eater. You should see the other guy." You said making him smile. Fred hugged you and you smiled against him. "Still want that date Fred?" You asked. He pulled away looking at your face with a wide smile. "Absolutely."

[gazlena]

I saw you were looking for prompt ideas and had to leave an ask 😄 How about one where Zim's been captured by membrane and Dib tries to help him escape. Cliche, yes, but I never get tired of reading those 😂

okay so im sorry this is so late but it took me forever to write (i hate college lol) and im not very good at these two yet. so im sorry in advance but:

Dib said long ago he wanted Zim to be captured, but he didn't mean like this.

Staring at a glass chamber in his father's lab, Dib felt his stomach churn as he watched Zim, drowning in green liquid as he kicked and screamed at the walls he knew damn well weren't going to budge.

It was exactly what his 12-year-old self said he wanted—and the more that he thought about it, he probably did mean that at the time, when it was only a hypothetical that Zim's guts would be splayed all over an operating table (because getting people to believe a green kid with no ears was an alien was apparently impossible), but that was then. Before their pseudo-rivalry had dissolved into friendship, before Zim's plot to destroy the Earth (and subsequently, Dib's quest to save it) had more or less died off, before Dib had noticed that Zim was the only person in his life who had ever genuinely believed in him.

And of course, before the first time Dib's heart beat a little too fast around his so-called mortal enemy.

"Filthy humans and their—their stupid INFERIOR technology," Zim spat, ironically trapped by said inferior technology, "should have killed them all when I had the chance."

Considering where Zim was right now, Dib wasn't going to point out that he never really had a shot at annihilating all humans anyway. "You probably should have."

"You know what they keep doing to me? To ZIM?" And after all these years, his tiny hand still shook. "These human MEAT worms keep poking me, like I'm some kind of freak—"

"I mean, you are an alien. That’s kind of freaky."

"But Zim is not some stupid... lab hamster for them to experiment on!" Zim said. He gave up on kicking and resigned himself to crossing his arms and floating backwards. "They will be punished."

I'll make them pay, Dib thought.

"I already foil their plans as it is, you know. They keep trying to get me to talk, or even just to scream," Zim smirked, "but I never will."

"You know my dad knows you can talk, right? I mean, how many times did you come over even before we started—"

"Yes, but he can't make me. Not the all-powerful ZIM, member of the mighty Irken race!"

Dib had a feeling that Zim's recent talk of his great "power" was just to keep him from going insane. At least his dad wasn't getting what he wanted though, but at what cost to Zim? He looked more tired lately, and in-between rants against the entire human race and the superiority of literally anything Irken were moments that Zim just looked like he had... given up.

That, though, was about to change.

Dib pressed his hand to the glass. Zim pressed back.

"So, are you gonna get me out of here or what?" he asked softly. 

"I am," Dib said, with a grin, "that's why I came here today, actually."

He reached underneath his coat (Zim was wondering what that bulge was, actually, but they hadn’t gotten that far in their relationship yet) and fished out a small—but very familiar—grey robot.

"GIR!" Zim cried. Dib was happier when he saw the relief wash over his face. "But how the hell did you get him to be quiet?"

"I turned him off."

Dib set GIR down on the ground, watching as the lovably annoying robot slowly came to life while it yelled unintelligable bullshit.

"SHHH!" Zim hissed from inside his alien prison. "They'll hear you—"

“Gaz said she’s covering for us,” Dib said, which was surprisingly true: Gaz was covering for them, by blasting the speakers on some console game upstairs, but she said it was only because she had been waiting years for him to get launched into space. That him being on the run with his alien boyfriend was possibly the best thing that could ever happen to her. Regardless of how true that actually was, Dad probably wouldn’t be hearing for the next three weeks, so. They were good. 

“Your scary sister? Helping you? That’s almost as weird as when I do it.”

Rolling his eyes, Dib waved a drive-thru taco bag in the air.

“You’re going to lose an arm, you know,” Zim said, as GIR started climbing Dib’s trench coat like a deranged spider monkey trying to grab it from him.

“You’re supposed to free him first,” Dib said to GIR, pouting, “what’s the point of having a robot dog-thingy sidekick if it’s fucking insane, anyway?”

“Yeah, that’s sort of how I figured out the Tallest were lying to me.”

GIR bit into the side of Zim’s prison, the green inside of it spilling out onto the floor—apparently bulletproof glass was no match for alien robots. The way it was chomping away at the thing, Dib almost wondered whether it was actually worth the 2.99 for the tacos. 

By the time all the glass had disappeared, Zim was (with no success) trying to get all the alien-preservation-stuff off of him. Disgusted, he flung off some of the jello-like remnants from his arms. “Filthy, filthy earth goo...” he muttered, as GIR climbed onto Dib’s back and snatched the tacos from him.

Dib couldn’t care less about whatever was on him. After their 48-hour nightmare, he felt like doing nothing but taking Zim in his arms and kissing him. But even if Gaz was playing Vampire Piggy Hunter on max volume (he could hear it all the way down here, so probably), he figured it wouldn’t be long before Dad noticed the giant spaceship crashed in the middle of the yard.

So instead, he took Zim’s hand and squeezed. Zim squeezed back.

“You have a ship ready?” Zim asked.

“Yeah, just outside. I wasn’t really sure how to drive it though so it may-or-may-not be sort of stuck in the grass right now.”

If Zim had eyebrows, one of them would have been raised. “It still works, though!” Dib explained.

GIR’s taco buzz had already (thankfully) helped with the next part of the plan: a decent chunk of the wall was gone now. Dirt fell into the lab while the night sky peeked in. Climbing out of the basement and into the light, Dib could see the sky, streaked with black and red and purple and covered with glowing specks of stars. Under the moonlight, Zim glowed too, his eyes the most brilliant magenta and his green skin practically shimmering like...like—

“What?” Zim said, climbing into his ship from the open window. “Are you just going to stand there all night?”

Dib didn’t think he had ever seen anything more beautiful in his life.

He followed Zim into the passenger seat, while GIR scurried into the back for snacks and the big TV.

“I don’t know why you have to waste precious time staring at the sky,” Zim huffed. “Night sky, big deal! You’ll be in it in five minutes anyway.” 

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okay hnnn thats where i think im gonna end it. thank u for sending something in! it was really good to get some practice and i hope u liked it

[just-shaladin-things]

(1/4) confession: i hate l@nce. hate him. so much. he's such an asshole! like i get the writers are going for 'wannabe casanova' but what they've got is a boy that only is insta 'nice' to hot women (in the mermaid episode he was like :/ to the squid head girl until she took it off and was totes hot at which point he immediately did a 180 to ;D), hits on literally everything resembling female, and doesn't take no for an answer. like, a//ura made it pretty clear she's not interested in L@nce.

(2/4) But he keeps flirting with her at very bad moments, despite her being annoyed with it, and tries to police her actions at one point??? (when her at Ke!th run off together he flips shit on her and tries to do an interrogation if anything happened like thats any of his fucking business). Literally the only girls he’s not weird about is P1dge and his mother. It’s fucked him over so many times! N!ma and the mermaids both should have been massive red flags, but he never changes!(¾) Not once does he connect the dots and think hmm maybe there’s a connection -NEVERMIND HOT GIRL. He’s completely oblivious from moral and logical standpoints. I hate it and I hate him. No amount of homesickness and insecurity is gonna make him likeable until he pulls his head out of his ass. Or at least gets called out by someone instead of being told ‘not now’ mid emergency. He doesn’t give a shit about them! That one mermaid girl he was hitting on, she died! Mid episode!(4/4) And L@nce didn’t even ask hey, where did she vanish too is she okay? He didn’t give a single fuck about the missing girl he’d been hitting on literally a day ago, he was too busy with the NEW pretty mermaid girl and the hot mermaid queen! I hate him, I hate how the writers handle him, and he needs to get called the fuck out by someone soon. Preferably A//ura. Or P!dge. Or Sh!ro. Thank you for hearing of my rage.

ok i was about to go to sleep but since its the l@nce ask i decided to wait a bit, because uhhh, welp he’s important to me and he’s probably the only reason why i still watch this show lfdkjgkf im going to try and be as, well, as objective and logical as i can so please bear with me also im sorry i cant really salt with you here. like, i partially salt with you but not entirely since, you know, l@nce stan thing and all that. okay anyway, here we go and it probs gonna be long so im really, really sorry or something. also also before i Really start i want to thank hd, jo and ciel bcos brainstorming with them was a top notch way to figure out what i want to say fldkgj

im gonna start with the flirting thing first in general, then move to @llura, then to other instances you brought up then to lance himself, just so we have some outline here okay? okay. so here i go:

the flirting thingy - i get why it bugs you and it bugs me too, especially with @llura. writers definitely overuse it and use it as a comedic device (not working but shhh). on the other side, aside from @llura (which im going to talk about more in a sec, pls be patient with me, pls) girls usually don’t react negatively to it? pl@xum literally kissed him on the cheek, aliens at the mall and on that first planet in s3 laughed and generally it seemed to be rather innocent if annoying because of how often it was portrayed. the flirting alone isn’t really bad, considering his insecurities and strive for attention its not surprising that he does it and its never a serious thing. and most of the team reacts with just groaning and rolling their eyes, no one ever told him, 100% seriously and definitely, to stop. the thing is, writers portray his flirting in a really shitty way (like most things, jesus christ) 90% of the time??? which brings us to the next point here:

@llura or rather how her and l@nces relationship was portrayed so far. now theres no denying it that the part where he keeps on flirting with her and she keeps turning him down and so on is, well, pure shit and we all want (or rather wanted it considering how he dropped the act in s3) it to stop. while it doesnt make it okay, its still important to note that he never really seems to be 100% serious with his pick up lines and it looks like he uses it as a way to lighten up the mood (cue him using them in, well, not really appropriate moments). and while we’re at it, lance hardly ever opposed to any of her orders (aside from the time when he and hunk argued with the rest of the team about coming back home but, like, can you really blame them for that?). also the thing that you brought up, him flipping his shit out when she left with keith was completely justified??? she and k/eith literally left without any notice??? when they were constantly followed by galra and there was a war going on???? of course he was worried out of his mind, who wouldnt! and when she was captured by the gala he was one of the people who wanted to go and save her. like, you cant really say he doesnt give a shit about her. its further proved by how he acted in s3? he completely dropped his flirting with her, never acted angry when she was chosen to be the blue paladin, he even said he was happy that it was her specifically! when sh!ro came back he never asked @llura to step down either, he thought she was better suited to do it than him he constantly checked if she was feeling alright in blue and we could see how much their relationship improved in this season. i would go as far as to say that they actually became a p good friends.

now, onto the other instances you mentioned:

pl@xum - here its kinda tricky tbh, on one side, yeah, its not really okay that he started to be all over the moon for her after she took of the squid, on the other hand he knew her for, like, a day at best?? its not really enough time to fall in love with personality itself (especially considering how much happened during that time?) and you cant really tell that being attracted by someones good looks is something bad? it was portrayed in shitty way but then again, its more of writers fault. and while we’re at it, even if he wasnt interested in her romantically, he never disrespected her??? he took her seriously after she and her group explained what they did and why they did it and helped her free her planet.

fl/rona - okay i seriously dont know why you brought up this? he had maybe one convo with her and during it or right after he was literally drugged with poisoned alien food, then he got kidnapped, stung by a squid and had to fight and save the entire kingdom. he probably thought she was in the palace or somewhere in their village? with so much happening of course it could slip his mind. 

ny/a - well, im not really sure how to approach this one but im gonna try. yes, l/nce going after her was reckless and not his best moment but also?? literally everyone on the team except for h/nk seemed to trust them? and n/ma not only reciprocated/pretended to reciprocate but also played at his insecurities (aka pulling the “if you wont then im sure k/th aka the boy that you consider ur rival aka the boy that is one of the sources of ur insecurities will take me to his lion). and lance maybe has a strategical mind and works good on missions and in the heat of a moment but? he’s also an insecure teenager and teens tend to do reckless things when they want to impress someone. plus, lance generally seems to be rather trusting? hes not as guarded as, lets say, k/eith, hes thrives on social interaction and likes meeting new people. you can see it in the way he wanted to hang out with p/idge in the garrison even though she probs always turned him and h/nk down or how he was able to confide in coran despite knowing him for week at best or in how quick he was to play around and take selfies with complete strangers from the planet he just helped save in s3 and how well he worked with blade of m/rmora in same ep. hes quick to trust and become friends, which makes him an easy target for people like n/ma but overall isnt really a bad trait. 

all in all, lance is a very, very complex character and cant really be judged only basing on his flirting. hes much more than that. and while i understand where you’re coming from i cant really agree with you fully. the way his flirting is portrayed is shitty but hes not a bad person at all. 

sorry its so long btw, im just,,, kinda passionate dl