#first kiss in humanity lesgoo

[primordialruin]

One of the future poses I'll use for my adalith doodle batch 🙂‍↕️

[biribaa]

DO IT DO IT DO IT PLEASE GIVE US SOMETHING ANYTHING WITH THING I BEG OF YOU

Thing x reader headcanons!

YOUR WISH IS AN ORDER LESGOO

TW/CW: None ig

Impressively romantic for a literal hand without the rest of the body, or maybe it's not even Thing, maybe it's just you having something for non-human things. One hand can do a lot of magic, hold hands, caress you, massage you and do fun shadow tricks to make you laugh, sadly he can't kiss you, winch makes Thing sad. But well, at least you got the lips, go on and kiss him.

He's so jealous, seriously, he's sooo jealous. He always wants to stand on your shoulder so everyone has a sense that you belong to him and he belongs to you. There are times when Thing throws a tantrum because you got along "too well" with someone, thrashing his fingers and nails against the table, you could only laugh and help him calm down, caressing and kissing him.

Loooves to hold you while you are sleeping, the hand is indeed the first option for him to hold and also the easiest, but he also likes to caress your hair, seeing how your straight hair passes so easily through his fingers, or, how your curly hair has these little fluffly round waves. Another place Thing likes to rub is your cheek to make you sleep easier, but there are times Thing likes to just rest against your chest and have you pet him.

If you are a fan of painting nails, Thing would be willing to be your muse for you to test your skills or just check out the colors. There will be moments where he will actually get stressed with some colors like hot pink and other light colors, but for you Thing would hold the earth.

Likes to wake you up with a few light slaps on the face, he would hate to see you stressed about being late with responsability.

Thing loves your reactions, sometimes he makes some origami or writes some cute messages when you get home stressed with your responsibilities just to see your positive reactions.

Thing is not only jealous, but also rude. Thing can't know that someone has spoken ill of you that will completely terrorize that person's life until he hear an "I'm sorry"

But of course, Thing also asks you for favors, he would love for your delicate hands to take care of his health, cut his nails and apply some creams. Thing trusts you deeply, and knows that you are capable of anything, he trusts you.

Thing is awful with advice when you're feeling awful emotionally, but he hopes his presence, physical affection, and a few tricks to make you laugh will be enough, he knows you deserve more, but that's all he can offer.

Thing also offers to be your extra hand on some of your stuff. For example, are you cooking? He can cut things and clean vegetables for you, are you painting a picture? He can hold your color board, Are you sleeping and can't sleep because of annoying people? He will deal with them for you.

Thing can be your entertainment when you can't sleep, he can offer to make you laugh, and he can also listen to you talk about your favorite topics, after all, he loves your voice.

I'm a minor and I'm going to try to make this as sfw as possible, but yet at the same time get the character right. Thing can try to be seductive a lot of times when the two of you are alone, stroking your arm slowly and grabbing your thigh for exemple. Of course, if it makes you uncomfortable Thing will stop without hesitation.

He gets easily hurt, and comes to you like an embarrassed child to ask you to take care of him :(

[corens-relisten]

MAG 67 Burning Desire

Statement of Jack Barnabas, regarding a short lived courtship with Agnes Montague in the autumn of 2006. Original Satement given 8th March, 2007.

THIS FUCKING STATEMENT.

I never understood the phrase “like a deer in the headlights” until she looked me in the eyes for the first time.

OH MY GOD anyway time to be sane and normal (:

she would always order a black coffee, with enough room for milk, but never drink it. it was always scalding when shed leave. she seemed to enjoy ordering it. DUDE I CANNOT

SPOILERS

SHES JUST HAPPY TO BE A NORMAL HUMAN ISNT SHE. DUDE. SHE JUST LIKES THE NOVELTY OF PRETEND NORMALCY AAA

anyway teehee this is the Desolation (:

AAAA THE WEB BEING BURNT IS SO GOOD. BC LIKE. THE WEB. THE DESOLATION. wtvr. im so normal

spoilers overr

so she gets flirted with but that doesnt go well- whoops. and a bit later someone else goes to talk to her. and she actually talks. the lady talking to agnes speaks of a job and leaves disappointed in her answer, gives her an envelope as she leaves.

and thats when our mc here decides to talk to her (:

hihi they talk <33

they go on a date!! oh on multiple dates cool (:

i wish so much for her that she didnt have a destiny. she makes me (':

OH WAIT SO SHE MAKES A CALL ABOUT A TREE FALLING. ITS. ITS THE TREE. FROM THAT STATEMENT. YK. FUCK WHICH ONE. YK THE HOUSE AND THE FIRE AND THE TREE AND THE BOX

...oop. kiss-kiss-fall in love? nonono that's boring i personally prefer kiss kiss catch on fire <3

Like a moth to a flame.

THE CULT OF THE LIGHTLESS FLAME LESGOO THATS SO COOL lmao

supplemental:

"we dont have the budget for exploring the tunnels" TT

awe elias doesnt want to lose his archivist <3

oki dokie thats it for this statement! have an interesting day (: