#first head cannon

[solradguy]

No one ever talks about how Sol's sword turns into this thing when he installs. Or how it has a Tree of Life on it

I need someone to ask Daisuke Ishiwatari about his library and how he got inspired to put some of the wildest theology and metaphysics deepcuts you can imagine in the equally wildest places in Guilty Gear, and why like... No one has really brought them up (AFAIK) in the 25 whatever years GG's been around for

[felicitykings]

Wayne Enterprises isn't Thomas and Martha Wayne's legacy. That legacy is standing right here with me.

[traumawhomst]

Vampire v Hunter Fledgling let’s goooo

Tw: Reader is fatally wounded and dies but it is not shown graphically.

Honestly it was cute in the beginning, to be singled out by a Hunter, it hadn’t happened in centuries. It was a bit of an ego boost to think his name was still being spread.

The first time he sees them he almost coos, looking at this twee Hunter, all serious in their leathers, a black mask staring at Him across the room. What really piqued his interest was the fact that they never spoke.

Their first fight was more, well, a play fight for him if he was honest. He threw insults and witticisms trying to get a reaction from the Hunter with no luck. No matter how much he mocked and belittled them, they never once spoke back. Or really make noise other than grunts or slight groans due to exertion. It was charming actually, so many Hunters had their little speeches ready, about their tragic life or to mock Him, or worse go on a tirade about ‘good’ and ‘evil’. Those ones never lasted long, too caught up in their egos to focus on the extremely hard task of actually killing a vampire.

If they’re silent well, that means business, a single minded focus that He could respect. So he lets them live after the first fight. A reward for tracking him down when so many had failed in the first place, something to soften the failure of trying to kill him. He figured he’d never see them again, and he was feeling generous.

Oh but you had to keep finding Him didn’t you? Second time you ambushed him he chalked it to dumb luck, and fought you off with him seriously pulling his punches. You were still silent and nothing he seemed to say got you to crack. The third time was just annoying, he was headed to a party hosted by a dear friend, only to find you waiting right outside for him. He didn’t kill you that time, mostly because he didn’t want to be more late because than he already was.

The fourth time you appeared he was completely done with the situation. It has been fun the first few times but it was starting to seem like you needed a harsher lesson. He was going to just break a limb or something, force you to stop for a while.

And then you winged him, the spike firmly lodged in his left arm. That’s when he was done playing. Faster than you could see he moved forward and threw you into the nearest wall.

It was pitiful, even if he didn’t have much pity at the moment, to see you on your side breathing ragged your body too hurt to even curl into yourself. He pulled out the stake complaining about his shirt and the hole left behind as he strolled up to the Hunter who was trying and failing to reach their cross-bow stake launcher, and He stepped on it, breaking it with a satisfying crunch.

The Hunters hand fell and their body stilled as he got closer.

“Honestly, if a vampire beats you three times you should learn your lesson. I was being quite generous with you, but the ‘indomitable human spirit etcetera’,” he said his tone bored, as he prodded at the Hunter’s quivering body. “That would be the shock settling in,” he said blithely, going to stand up before changing his mind. “Actually,” which was the only warning you got when he pulled off the mask and you closed your eyes waiting for the killing blow.

When you looked at Him, abject horror was not what you expected to see on his face. Had you been injured that bad? You don’t think he got your face. The Vampire’s face was glued to yours and for a moment you were unsure if the silence was worse than a quick death.

“You’re eleven!” He balked pulling back for a second. He was of course off by a decade more or less, but the thought was still mildly annoying.

“Who’s letting you do this? Where did you get your equipment? Where in gods name are your parents?”

From your limited prospective he seemed to be having a complete mental breakdown. He kept speaking in some language you didn’t recognize as he looked over your body again and again. Then his eyes seemed to get wider as he remembered that you were in fact dying at the moment. There was no hospital near enough even with his supernatural speed it wouldn’t be enough time, even if someone came at this very moment he didn’t like your odds of survival.

Part of you relaxed when he finally bit down on your wrist, some of it due to his venom, but the other smaller part who was just ready for the pain to end.

You had not expected to come to, still laying on the ground as a seeping cold numbness grew. Your body hurt but not like it had before, somehow this pain was more terrifying. You spoke for the first time, asking in a broken voice what he’d done to you.

He on the other had just seemed relieved to see you awake. “I saved you darling,” he said running a hand over your head. “You don’t have to worry about anything ever again.”

How big of a lie it was.

[fuzy-i]

Solarians as semi realistic cats part 2 :

[lizzybeth51113]

It's becoming spring, which means ✨ tornado season ✨ so HCs I guess..

- Dallas didn't take too well from living in a place with few tornados a year to the right dab center of tornado alley and was always found with Mrs Curtis...

- Steve and Soda storm chase

- Johnny would like the sound of rain

- Darry would worry if not everyone was at the house during bad storms.

- two-bit would be drunk and watching the sky.

- Darry would usher everyone into the bathroom then stand on the front porch with his hands in his hips like a dad watching the storm.

[melon-cat-cult]

Dragon Damian Au!

Tim is on the case

pt 1.

Tim, unfortunately, never knew how to leave a mystery alone, mainly when he accidentally develops a hyperfixation on said mystery, so when Bruce brought home a new child, his own kid, this time not one he picked out of the trash. Tim was intrigued, then the little shit stabbed him randomly when he got too close to Bruce, it pissed Tim off of course but he noticed something when Damian had stabbed him he couldn’t see the color of his eyes like his pupils where blown wide, like he was high, but as fast as it had happed the bright Green of the Al ghul’s lazuraze eyes where back, and TIm knew he had a new mystery.

That was how it started. It's been a few years with Damiain in the manor, and he’s still not any closer to finding out what's off with the Demon brat. He is less stabby, though. However, it's more accurate to say that the family has learned what not to touch unless they want to be stabbed. He's been gathering evidence, but the most significant piece of evidence came when Duke and Damian.

The family that wasn’t busy was in the manor to welcome Duke. Tim was sitting next to Steph, her legs across his lap, his laptop on her legs, her head in Cass’s lap while Cass was painting her nails. Bruce and Alfred were still talking with Duke and his social worker while they gave them a tour. When they got to the living room and the Social worker left, Damian came in from the barn. Duke was in the middle of talking about some things he liked; Alfred asked so he could add some of Duke’s comfort meals into his weekly menus. Duke stopped mid-sentence, his eyes glowing slightly, and looked at Damian wide-eyed. No one wanted to admit it, but they tensed, readying to stop Damian if needed. The two stared at each other, and Damian let out a growl, it was a usual thing from him, but Tim caught it, that growl sounded more like an animal than the other ones usually did. Duke held up his hands in peace and shook his head, which seemed to calm Damian: the subtle way his jaw unclenched like B’s does. Damian nodded and sat down next to B, and Duke went back to talking, subtly looking at Damian ever so slightly before he moved closer to anyone, like asking for permission. It took about a month before that stopped. The day it did, Duke was smiling and teasing Damian and not getting stabbed for it, and that caused Tim to pick back up the mystery. Because, yes, Duke was cool, skateboarding with Duke had become one of Tim’s favorite activities. Still, Tim has been Damian’s older brother longer, so he should be above Duke in the Damian favoritism scale. Duke hasn’t even been stabbed yet!

[aristoteliancomplacency]

I present to you the work of another painter of fish plates. Y’know how you use ‘scare quotes’ for various purposes, including indicating that you’re not actually sure about The Thing?

Well, this guy was so bad at whatever he was painting that we call him…

The ‘tadpole’ painter:

Here’s another example:

This one was sold as part of the Graham Geddes collection at Bonham’s auction house in 2008 for £2,040.

They describe it as ‘three fish including a wrasse with dorsal spines, an angler-fish, the rounded body with multiple black dots, two large round eyes with pupils, an open mouth with teeth bared, and a ray with pointed face, the body with multiple black dots’.

Which like… bold fucking move missing out the fact that they have legs. Though I can’t say I envy whoever had to write the description.

[wingedqueenlynx]

The first drawing of the new year was a stupid one-

HE'S BALD!!! BALD WITH NO HAIR!!!

Anytime there is a bald Riddler, an angel cries- or in this case, Foxy 😔😭

[notasapleasure]

don't you fucking DARE tony

[lvrsparadise]

COUNTRY BOY M.S HC'S

Synopsis - Country boy Matt head cannons :)

warnings! - fluff, fluff, and fluff! kissing, profanity (i think)

A/N - this is a draft from almost a year ago, i though i'd at least post it considering it's the only finished work in my drafts and i have NOTHING else to write (i hate writers block). enjoy !

✮ country boy matt who... met you at a race and you two instantly clicked

✮ country boy matt who... lets you wear his flannels whenever you sleep over

✮ country boy matt who... modifies your house anyway you want it. want a pool in the backyard? hand dug and made. you want a window bar in your kitchen? renovations start next week. bigger driveway? already calling the concrete people. a shed for your supplies or just extra stuff? he's on his way to the hardware store for wood. an extra wall in your room? already in the truck headed to the hardware store.

✮ country boy matt who... spoils the fuck out of you. at first it started off small, buying you whatever you touched in the store, your amazon Wishlist... etc., etc... but then you saw a pretty car at a dealership but didn't get it. the next day, he went and got it. then you saw a really nice house that was closer to your parents, but it was out of your price range. guess what? he bought it for you.

✮ country boy matt who... builds your kids a swing on that big tree in your front yard.

✮ country boy matt who... takes you line dancing any time he notices you looking or feeling down.

"what's wrong babe?"

"just not feeling it." he will go to your closet, and grabs your best flannel, shorts, boots, and hat, and walks back into the living room and tosses them to you.

"get dressed, i'll have nick come watch the kids, me and you are going line dancing."

✮ country boy matt who... builds your kids a play house and/or treehouse.

✮ country boy matt who... takes you to all of his family dinners, and they adore you!

✮ country boy matt who... paints the nursery for you while you're pregnant! this man will do anything for you, he even built ALL of the furniture, and toys you had pre-ordered for your son/daughter (i love this one sm bc it's so fitting for him)

✮ country boy matt who... buys you flowers every time he sees a bouquet when he's out and about 🤗

✮ country boy matt who... will take you out to dinner after every big accomplishment. got that job you wanted? fancy restaurant. got a promotion IN said job? fuck restaurants, he's taking you on a vacation! (he loves spoiling you w everything he's got, it's his love language.)

✮ country boy matt who... makes sure you're happy, there's nothing he loves more than seeing that gorgeous smile of yours!

✮ country boy matt who... LOVES using pet names for you, his favorite is darling. he's also big with babe, baby, princess, sweetheart, and ma (he loves calling you ma when you least expect it 🤭)

✮ country boy matt who... makes sure you have the wedding of your dreams when he proposes, he may say he doesn't care and wants the lady to decide, but deep down, he wants you to be happy on your big day, and he will do anything to make that happen.

Tags ! ✮

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@prettysturniolo ✮ @mxqdii ✮ @thetriplets3 ✮ @slaysturniolo ✮

@gwenlore ✮ @opheliaofficial07 ✮ @gabbylovesreading ✮

@luvsturniolo ✮ @itsaaliyah2 ✮ @strniolosworld ✮

If you want to be added to the list, all you have to do is ask ! ✮

I love you all !

And I hope you all have a good day and / or night ✮

[cluelessthecoolest]

hey look! more random headcannons!!!

Willow collects monster high dolls, her fave ghouls are spectra and elissabat

Cameo fucks HEAVILY w/ the splatoon ost

No one knows that Joy is Ninjoy, but she’s dropped subtle hints to Roy and Papa Louie

Mousse and Whippa have heavy french accents, and they like to mess with people while saying random shit in french and pretending they’re saying something else

Shannon gives me single mom vibes. Idk why but she just does.

Olivia has a colony of ikea aftonsparvs. Owns a blahaj too probably

Cecilia wants to get into community theater, but is too busy with the dance studio and allat

Clover reeeeally wants to die her hair fully green all by herself, but she absolutely sucks at it and will leave the bathroom a mess, so Marty hides all of the boxes of hair dye from her.

Koilee is obviously a fish girlie, but I also think she would be a crystal girlie because she thinks they look pretty.

The reason why Rudy was a closer in Donuteria is because when he was semi-young he got really bad food poisoning from a donut place

Moe confessed his feelings to Joy via his goosebumps book collection and the song goosebumps by lemon demon

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

Headcannon that Damien had the most indescribable, hot pot of accents

Like this kid was raised to speak a dozen languages from birth. THEN he gets an older brother who speaks half a dozen OTHER languages with a fucking New Jersey accent which only gets thicker and more crime-alley cursing incomprehensible the madder he gets. THEN he finally gets shipped off to the Gotham manor of miseries to his siblings who all have their own backstories of accent influences, an aggressively British butler and a dad who half the time sounds like the world's most bimbo bachelor and the other half communicates entirely in grunts. Like what.

[artthoufruity]

“Not everyone in (insert any show/move/game with a fandom) is gay it’s unrealistic!!!” SHUT UP OH MY GODDDDDD JUST SAY YOUVE NEVER BEEN IN A FANDOM BEFORE AND MOVE ON.

[balanced-but-falling-apart]

The whole plotline of Morganth, (especially in Azteca and Krysalis) has such a sharp narrative turn it's actually insane.😭

It's one of the biggest turning points in the game. Not only narrative wise, but for the player as well. It's the first time we actually to see our character fail at their literal life's purpose.

You're literally brought into this world to be THE hero. You were told you were the chosen one, and you stayed in this world being touted as such, and never being told otherwise.

So arc 2 comes, and Morganth is here- cool. YW must think this is gonna be the same as it is everytime: They're gonna be the one who saves the day again, like they've done every single time, every single day up to this point.

But instead they go through hell and back, always arriving just too late, and getting foiled at every turn. They try for so long, and so hard to stop Morganth from destroying Azteca- one of the longest world of arc 2... Just to witness an entire world, and thousands of it's inhabitants DIE... on their watch!

But wait, we're supposed to be the hero...the infallible hero who saves the spiral and everyone in it...

They had an ANCIENT, PRIMORDIAL, TREE GOD and the HEADMASTER OF THEIR SCHOOL telling them for years that they're the only one who can save the ENTIRETY OF THE LITERAL UNIVERSE AND THEY FAILED!!

Can you imagine what an absolute mindfuck that must've been for someone like the YW.

To say she 'humbled' the YW would be an understatement, because it might imply some sort of mercy or care on her part.

She treated the illusion of their infallibility with the same cold callousness as one of the thousand of Aztecan inhabitants.

And that's when it clicks just how real this shit has gotten, because it's not just "fun, cute, little wizard game where we fight the evil bad guy" no more.

They're not some kid fighting ghost, goblins, and cats on the streets no more. They're not just up against a Malistare 2.0.

And despite all of the strange monsters the YW has defeated, you realize they've never actually fought a real monster before. 😭

[chaoticklesblog]

TERRIFIER TICKLE HEADCANNONS BC I AM OBSESSED...

Where to begin... So recently, I've become obsessed with the idea of Art the Clown being a RUTHLESS tickle monster to his victims. Can you blame me? On with my HC's. *I don't own rights to the franchise, characters, etc. I love the shit outta these movies, though! Art is definitely my favorite slasher.

Warning for vague spoilers of the movie series, violence, horror related content, and headcannons that can be viewed as slight NSFW (nonsexual) that have nothing to do with the movie in itself.

Art looooves a good game of chase. Stalking his victims, chasing them, building up anticipation for whats to come, you name it! He loves putting on a good show. Rather than killing his victims in violent, bloody ways, he intends to tickle the snot out of them. (He is a clown, after all, and most clowns normally want to get people to laugh). AND LAUGH THEY WILL OMG.

Needs a safe word his victims don't even KNOW. When he captures his victims, he fully intends to tickle them stupid. Begging, laughing, screaming, pleading for mercy only encourages him. He's definitely a ruthless tickle monster. (Don't ever let him find out you like it).

Carries around various tickly objects like feathers and brushes in his bag rather than his usual tools and weapons of mass destruction. He's seriously into the torturous aspect of things.

He absolutely laughs with his victims. More so, at them! Silently, of course, but it definitely feels teasy. He loves making his victims blush by making it as embarrassing as possible.

Definitely utilizes the psychological aspect of tickling against his victims. Will use blindfolds and gags depending on the mood he is in. Isn't opposed to binding his victims in order to make the torture much more unbearable. I can't stop imagining him honking his lil bicycle horn at victims before he tickles them. Ahhhhh.

Will 100% tickle his victims until they pee!! Lol. He finds it to be hilarious every time! And he'll never let you live it down either.

Art definitely loves the idea of tickling people on vulnerable areas like their necks and ribs and stomachs (usually where he cuts/stabs people) as he finds it endearing humans are ticklish where they're vital organs are.

Don't let him find your worst spot. Literally. The torture will NEVER stop. Especially the more you beg or scream.

Art definitely is also ticklish. Not growing up with any kind of affectionate contact, it's a new concept for him, which is why he tends to go overboard with tickling. He's not used to the sensation, and tickling him is possible if you can catch him off guard, but be careful... Art will always get revenge on those who dare to tickle him, and his payback will be a thousand times worse. Seriously. He takes being tickled as a challenge and will stop at nothing to make sure those who even try to learn their lesson.

Behind the scenes: I'm a big believer that there is a lot of goofing around between takes and such during the production of horror movies such as this one. And the premise of the protagonist actors being chased, cornered, jump scared, and wrestled etc, sometime, somewhere, someone is BOUND to be tickled either by accident or on purpose during the making of these scenes. And because Art's actor seems like a loveable goofball in real life, it makes me think these are that much more likely to happen, not only behind the scenes, but even in character since David makes Art so loveable even though Art is also a completely demonic little shit.

[inkblotfromhell]

I feel like Mauga would be the type to bring you to a game of laser tag for fun. Like, having a day off, walking around town until seeing a place for laser tag and fucking DRAGGING your ass to it.

He knows he can't fit behind a lot of the barriers, but that's half the fun. He'll tease you the whole time as if he's actually hunting you down. Really get into it. When you do get him, he is DRAMATIC.

"UGH! YOU GOT ME! I'M BLEEDING! I NEED A DOCTOR!" Etc.

Totally will let you win, but won't admit it, cause he wants to praise you. But if it is with other people? He will make sure your team gets the win. He will use all of his knowledge on fighting just so you and him win. Guerilla warfare is on the table, ambush tactics, the works. Your smile is worth it all in his not-so-humble opinion.

Afterwards he will sing your praises on how you won, how smart you were or how crafty. Will not shut up until you go to bed, and snuggle you close while peppering you with kisses and more praise before he blacks out.

He blacks out. Not falls asleep, one minute he's awake, the next he's out cold. Don't expect escape either. He'll let you get comfy, but he will hold you all night like you're his favorite teddy bear.