#first finn adventure time now jax whos next

[seriouslagamorph]

jax is an ass. for his crimes against the digital circus i am going to give him my period problems

[snarkwrites]

-- about my writing --

I’m currently taking requests / asks for headcanons [ can be either NSFW or just in general or a specific idea ] or fluff/filth Alphabet letters. These are the only requests I plan on taking. If you send me prompts / one shot ideas.. I won’t do them, sorry.

To see what the questions are for the fluff / filth alphabet, see [this post]

[ To my thots anon whomst I love with every cell in my body... Your thots are all going to fall under NSFW headcanons so please.. By all means.. Feel free to send me all the thots you want because I really really really really really enjoy writing them!!! Also, you can find the thots you’ve sent me on my nsfw masterlist, they’re not going anywhere. They were so good I had to add them to a masterlist somehow, I couldn’t resist. At everyone else out there, the same applies to you guys.]

So.. Here’s the thing.. I’ve decided that I’m going to be taking 3 kinds of requests. Those are as follows: Headcanons { filthy, fluffy or themed specifically at your choosing }, fluffy alphabet and filthy alphabet letters. These are the only kinds of request I answer so don’t send me prompts / one shot requests or ideas unless I specifically say otherwise.

Bearing the above in mind, I have some guidelines.

I’m only accepting headcanons (nsfw / fluff / specific theme &/or reader), fluffy or filthy alphabet letters. If you send me one shot ideas or prompts, I’m going to delete them because I don’t do one-shots.

One character per ask. I don’t care how many asks you send. But I ask that you only send one character per ask because that makes things a lot more simple for me.

You can send up to 4 letters in each ask if you’re asking for either version of the alphabet. Be sure to let me know whether you want filth or fluff or a mix of both. IE, you could send me something like this; character name - a, b {filth} & j v {fluff}. I’m not saying your ask has to look exactly like this but it does need to clearly state which version you’re asking for. The format I just did above was just the easiest way that came to mind for me.

The more precise you are with the headcanon requests you send, the better I can tailor them to you. If you just want an overall NSFW headcanon or overall fluff, that’s totally fine. But if you want a specific scenario ( friends to lovers, date night, weddings, the sky is the limit here) you need to tell me that. The same goes for if you want a specific reader (POC, plus size, sick, shy, virgin, imprint, etc) then I need to know that. It’s like I said.. The more specifics you give me, that’s more I have to work from.

As far as headcanons go, the things I won’t write are rape, incest / huge age gaps between reader / character. I’ll only write abuse if someone is getting their just desserts at the hands of character on readers behalf. Any asks containing rape / incest / huge age gaps are going to be deleted.

All asks must come to my inbox. I don’t take requests through DM or in comments on a post. If it helps, my anon is on, so you can request to your hearts content.

If the ask box is closed, this means I’m currently not taking headcanon or fluff/filth alphabet requests. This will also be noted on my blog bio and possibly a post stating why/for how long. Anything sent in after the ask box is closed will either be gotten to the next go around or it’ll be deleted, depending on the situation.

First of all... My content is meant strictly for adults. I do write some things that people underage can safely  read, but that is not always the case. I realize that I can’t stop minors from reading my work, but I can tell you outright that I’d rather you skip over it if you’re underage and it clearly states that it’s not written for anyone underage. Again.. I can’t do anything to stop minors from reading my NSFW content beyond just choosing never to post writing on the internet. And I don’t plan on stopping, so.. yeah.

I put warnings on everything. Reading those will definitely save you time and upset. If you keep reading something I’ve written and it upsets you in any way, I’m sorry but I can’t help. I warned you. You chose to take the risk -and most likely, you chose to skip the warning I gave before the post even started... It’s strictly on you now. It’s out of my hands. Any complaints or things of that nature are gonna be laughed at and deleted out of my inbox because I’m not here to argue or censor myself. I’m not your parents, just a peer. If you as a minor choose to look at me, an adult adjacent person, as an authority figure of any sort... First of all, why? Ya’ll.. no.. please don’t. I’m a hot mess, okay? To look at me like any trust worthy authority figure is... A huge error on your own part. Secondly, please don’t. I’m here to enjoy my favorite fandoms / post content for them. I’m not here to please people / censor myself and my content to make everyone else happy... Let me repeat. I put warnings on everything I post. If you keep reading and you read something you’re not supposed to this is now solely your own problem. Sorry, I guess?

I’ve seen other adults saying that they block minors on here. While I’m not gonna do that.. I will not tag minors in my NSFW content knowingly. If I find out you’re a minor and I’m posting something NSFW for a fandom you’ve asked to be tagged in, I will not be tagging you. Sorry. As much as I say I’m not here to parent you and I’m just your peer and you need to think of me like that instead, I’m also not willing to risk anything, either. I’m truly sorry in advance.

While I’m talking about tagging people / my taglist...If you want me to tag you in my writing, you need to be on my taglist. The taglist can be found [ here ] or you can dm / send an ask telling me you want to be added and I will be more than happy to do so. Don’t be afraid to ask me. I don’t mind at all! 

Every now and then, I’ll tag my friends in things I write. If I tag you in something and you don’t want me to, let me know. I won’t do it anymore. I’m not here to overwhelm or annoy anyone and I don’t want to come off as pushy, either. SO.. if you’re getting tagged or whatever and you want me to stop tagging you, all you have to do is let me know.

If you’re not on my tag list (or I don’t know you well enough to know whether you’d potentially want to read something) I will not be tagging you. If you’re a minor and I know for sure/think  you are and it’s smut, I will definitely not be tagging you.

Content I’m not willing to write or  you probably won’t find here: Incest and Rape. Those are my hard no’s. Just the thought of writing something like that makes me feel gross. I’m also not going to be writing huge age gaps in romantic stories either. (the closest I’ll come is like.. 18/19 and up to 24...) I mean absolutely no offense against people who can and do write things like this, I just can’t? 

American Horror Story; tate langdon, ben harmon, kit walker, kyle, dandy mott, jimmy darling, james patrick march, michael langdon, xavier plympton and night stalker.

Arrowverse; oliver queen, john diggle, slade wilson/deathstsroke, barry allen, cisco ramon, ray palmer, mick rory.

Bands / Celebrities; ask before sending because I haven’t done many of these and I’m still adjusting… Off the top of my head I’ve written for / feel comfortable with Nick Groff (ghost adventures), Jon Bernthal.. There are lots of others but alas, I’d stretch this out so badly if I added too many more names.

Boondock Saints movie; Connor Macmanus Murphy Macmanus & Rocco.

Breakfast Club movie; John Bender.

Castle Rock tv series; Dennis Zalewski, The Kid.

Criminal Minds; Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, Hotch, Tobias Hankel & Adam/Amanda.

Crybaby Movie; wade walker.

CSI tv series; Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes, Warrick Brown, Gil Grissom, Tim Speedle, Ryan Wolfe, Eric Delko, Danny Messer, Don Flack, Mack Taylor.

Dazed & Confused movie; Randal Pink Floyd, Mike Newhouse, Ron Slater, Fred O’Bannion and Kevin Pickford.

DC Cinematic; Digger Harkness.

Detroit Rock City movie; Tripp, Lex, Hawk and Jam.

Fast & The Furious series; Dom Toretto, Han.

Four Brothers movie; Angel, Jack or Bobby Mercer

Friday Night Lights tv series; Tim Riggins, ,Matt Saracen, Landry Clarke, Bobby Riggins, Vince.

General Hospital tv series; Sonny Corinthos, Jason Morgan, Johnny Zacarra, Dante Falconeri, several other of the guys on here…

Ghostbusters 80′s version movie; Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler , Peter Venkman, Winston Zeddemore.

Gotham tv series; Jerome Valeska, Jim Gordon, Joker, Riddler.

Harry Potter movies; Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Neville Longbottom.

Horror movies various; Billy Loomis/Scream, Charlie Walker/Scre4m, Wade/ House of Wax, Tom Hanninger/My Bloody Valentine + others. Trust me, there are... So many others. I just didn’t have the brain power to think of them all at the moment.

Law & Order tv series; Barba, Carisi, Stabler.

Lucifer tv series; Lucifer Morningstar.

Luke Cage; Luke Cage, Shades Alvarez.

Marvel Cinematic; Bruce Banner/hulk, Captain america/steve rogers, bucky barnes/winter soldier, eric killmonger, hawkeye/clintbarton, thor, loki, pietro maximoff, venom/eddie brock, starlord/peter quill, ironman/tony stark, wolverine.. I’m a marvel ho.

Mayans MC tv series; Angel Reyes and Ez Reyes.

NCIS tv series; Anthony Dinozzo, Timothy McGee, Marty Deeks, Greg Callen.

On My Block tv series; Spooky Diaz.

Punisher tv series; Billy Russo, Frank Castle.

Riverdale tv series; Jughead Jones, FP Jones, Reggie Mantle, Sweetpea, Archie Andrews.

Shameless tv series; Lip Gallagher.

Sons of Anarchy tv series; Jax Teller, Chibs Telford, Clay Morrow, Juice Ortiz, Opie Winston.

Stranger Things tv series; Jonathan Byers, Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington, Jim Hopper.

Star Wars movie series; Han Solo, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, Poe Dameron, Finn.

Supernatural tv series; Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Crowley, Benny Lafitte, Kevin Tran.

Teen Wolf tv series; Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Derek Hale.

The Crow movie series; Eric Draven and Jimmy Quervo/Wicked Prayer.

The Lost Boys movie series; Edgar Frog, Allen Frog, David, Michael Emmerson, Sam Emmerson.

The Outsiders book/movie; Two Bit Matthews, Dally Winston, Darry Curtis, Soda Pop Curtis, Johnny Cade, Steve Randle.

The Walking Dead tv series; Daryl Dixon, Shane walsh, Rick Grimes, Negan, Glenn Rhee.

The Vampire Diaries tv series; Klaus Mikaelson, Kai Parker, Kol Mikaelson, Jeremy Gilbert, Damon Salvatore.

Twelve Rounds 3 movie; Detective John Shaw.

Twilight movies/books; Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Paul Lahote, Embry Call.

I’m gonna be honest here. I post on my own time, at my own pace. Some days I post constantly, sometimes it’s days or even weeks, and occasionally, a month before I post anything. So.. Now ya know.

If I’m not on and posting, odds are I’m busy, taking a break or whatever. But I’ll come back! I always do. 

Basically, what I’m saying here is I have no set posting schedule. At all. I post what I want when I’m in the mood to do so. Just something to keep in mind when you’re asking for headcanons / nsfw alphabet letters with characters.

[placetobenation]

Is it me or has the WWE gone from Monday nights being the must-see show to see each week to NXT and SmackDown taking over the best of spots in the WWE?

Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that RAW has been bad lately. It hasn’t been. Maybe it’s the uncertainty of what RAW Underground and RETRIBUTION is or isn’t on a weekly basis. Maybe it’s RAW being three hours and that’s a long time for anything in these days of short attentions spans which leads to a lot of rehashing and repetition. Or maybe it’s just NXT and SmackDown upping their games of late.

I think it’s a bit of both my friends. And that’s not a bad thing. Having all shows trying to click at their peak efficiency and quality each and every week is a perfect problem to have. As long as that continues, it’ll make for better programming for everyone in WWE.

And oh, by the way, why is Adam Pearce getting more and more tv time on Monday and Friday nights?

Star of the Week:

Finn Balor – It’s a very welcome sight to see the Prince back atop NXT. He said he wanted to come back to Full Sail to regain his destiny and after an Iron Man Match and a one-on-one victory over Adam Cole, Finn Balor is once again NXT Championship.

RAW

RESULTS

Bobby Lashley, MVP & Shelton Benjamin defeated Apollo Crews, Ricochet & Cedric Alexander

RAW Tag Team Championship Non-Title Match: The Street Profits defeated Andrade & Angel Garza

Peyton Royce defeated Billie Kay

Asuka & Mickie James defeated Natalya & Lana

Bobby Lashley, Cedric Alexander, MVP & Shelton Benjamin defeated Apollo Crews, Ricochet & The Viking Raiders

Randy Orton defeated Keith Lee (DQ)

2-on-1 Handicap Match: The Riott Squad defeated Shayna Baszler

2-on-1 Handicap Match: The Riott Squad vs. Nia Jax went to no-contest

Street Fight: Dominik Mysterio defeated Murphy

Loved it:

Asuka – Probably the most entertaining part of the show. She just keeps doing her own thing and enjoying life as RAW Women’s Champion. She’s not bothered by tag team partner Mickie James or challenger Mickie James or anyone else for that matter. She’s said bye-bye to Sasha Banks and Bayley for a bit and is living life large. Keep being you Asuka!

Third time's just as much of a charm. ANOTHER #Claymore from @DMcIntyreWWE to @RandyOrton! #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/CYSMCJCSbG

— WWE (@WWE) September 8, 2020

Drew’s back – So, I guess we’ll get the battle of the fractured jaws huh? Or maybe fourth time is the charm? McIntyre answered three kicks to the head by Randy Orton by delivering three claymores to The Viper’s head. Now, it’s on to Clash of Champions for a rematch for the WWE Championship.

Finally:

He's a winner tonight.@CedricAlexander picks up the VICTORY for The #HurtBusiness by pinning @KingRicochet … or did he? #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/WOJQwOuX6a

— WWE (@WWE) September 8, 2020

Cedric cashed in – After being teased for weeks it seems, Cedric Alexander turned on Ricochet and Apollo Crews and joined The Hurt Business. You knew something was afoot when we got yet another six-man match between everyone. So, at least something came out of it! Now, we get 8-man tags with The Viking Raiders joining the fray. At least MVP is doing a better job of building his faction than the Monday Night Messiah.

RETRIBUTION has spoken. "The darkness of RETRIBUTION will seep into the pores of every Superstar and all of your so-called universe."#WWERaw pic.twitter.com/tUCd79PuFS

— WWE (@WWE) September 8, 2020

RETRIBUTION – They can talk! At least now we have a mission statement from RETRIBUTION. They now have a logo too. Now, it remains to be seen just WHO they are under the hoods. I’ll take it because at least we have some depth to them and have some movement. Let’s see if it continues.

No Buddy:

The Mysterio family is going to TOWN on @WWE_Murphy, so much so that he just QUIT the match! #WWERaw @35_Dominik @reymysterio pic.twitter.com/9W4907H40J

— WWE (@WWE) September 8, 2020

Murphy let alone – Poor Buddy Murphy. First, he gets dumped by Seth Rollins as his disciple. Then, he gets beat up by Dominik Mysterio in a Street Fight with the entire Mysterio family beating the Holy Hell out of him with kendo sticks to the point in which he verbally quit his Street Fight match. Mysterio continues to impress as Murphy continues to make him look good. It will be interesting as to where each goes next. Presumably, Murphy vs. Seth Rollins could be next?

Huh:

STILL. GOING. AT IT.#WWERaw #RAWUnderground @FightOwensFight @WWEAleister pic.twitter.com/LSu1H6U6i6

— WWE (@WWE) September 8, 2020

RAW Underground – Week after week, RAW Underground is just there. It fills time, this week with Kevin Owens knocking horns with Aleister Black until it just ended with Riddick Moss taking them both out. The problem with RU is that there’s no explanation to anything and it’s just a filler place to trade barbs with no real outcomes. I like the look and feel, but there’s gotta be a better way for the details.

Peyton vs. Billie – I guess it will be a short feud between the two. Royce gets the win over Kay and then they hug. Short and sweet and probably all it needed to be.

NXT

RESULTS

NXT Championship: Finn Balor defeated Adam Cole

The Velveteen Dream defeated Ashantee “Thee” Adonis

Bronson Reed defeated Austin Theory

Roderick Strong defeated Killian Dain

Steel Cage Battle of the Bad Asses Match: Rhea Ripley defeated Mercedes Martinez

LOVED IT:

It's his Kingdom. #WWENXT #AndNew #NXTSuperTuesdayII #NXTTitle @FinnBalor pic.twitter.com/BfL3F37oMP

— WWE NXT (@WWENXT) September 9, 2020

Too Sweet Respect.

#WWENXT #NXTSuperTuesday #NXTTitle @TripleH @FinnBalor @AdamColePro pic.twitter.com/IqWYyso8P4

— WWE (@WWE) September 9, 2020

Prince is crowned – After a wonderful 60-minute Iron Man match last week, Finn Balor and Adam Cole dazzled for another 30 minutes with Balor coming up on top to regain his NXT Championship. I loved the match and especially enjoyed the aftermath of respect from Adam Cole to Balor with a Too Sweet gesture. It would’ve been in full character for Cole to be upset and rant & rave all over the place, but it was cool to see another side of him and be honorable. Maybe it’s a new direction moving forward for Cole. We’ll have to wait and see on that. A great start to Super Tuesday II.

.@RheaRipley_WWE breaks out the BRUTALITY in the "Battle of the Badasses" as she picks up the win against The #RobertStoneBrand's @RealMMartinez in the main event of #NXTSuperTuesday II! #WWENXT pic.twitter.com/W2rrXK1wci

— WWE (@WWE) September 9, 2020

Battle of the Bad Asses – Rhea Ripley and Mercedes Martinez lived up the physical hype that a steel cage match brings with it. And talk about a brutal ending, damn! Ripley tossing Martinez through a table with a Riptide from the turnbuckle was punishing to say the least. Well done! Plus, after the show, Robert Stone tosses Martinez from the crew. Something I don’t think Martinez will mind one bit.

Things just got very, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 interesting. #WWENXT #NXTSuperTuesday @ShotziWWE @shirai_io pic.twitter.com/XNqVikjOSU

— WWE (@WWE) September 9, 2020

Shotzi gets a shot – It took a very indirect route to get there but Shotzi Blackheart has the attention of NXT Women’s Champion Io Shirai. With Aliyah interrupting Shirai’s photo shoot while trying to get away from Shotzi, both get physical with the Robert Stone Brand and end up in a face-off with Blackheart holding the title. Good stuff and a well-deserved shot coming up this week for one of the brighter spots in NXT.

Dinner for three:

Dinner is served… and splattered.

#WWENXT #NXTSuperTuesday @CandiceLeRae @TeganNoxWWE_ pic.twitter.com/DgnsNBJgEX

— WWE NXT (@WWENXT) September 9, 2020

The Gargano Way – Dinner at the Gargano household is always an adventure and this week, Tegan Nox made sure of it as an invited guest. A brief food fight ending with Johnny Gargano covered in pasta gives Nox the friendly edge (for now) over Candice LeRae. Let’s see what’s next in the ring for these two former friends.

Makeover:

Miles turned Adonis – Tehuti Miles is now Ashantee “Thee” Adonis. It didn’t give him a victory over The Velveteen Dream, but it did give him some prime TV time on a very good episode of NXT.

Meh:

Drake & Killian – I still don’t get the on-going rift between Killian Dain and Drake Maverick. Maverick came out to help Dain this week against The Undisputed Era but still gets knocked out by Dain. Why?

SMACKDOWN

RESULTS

Intercontinental Championship Match: AJ Styles defeated Jeff Hardy (DQ – due to Sami Zayn interference)

Non-title SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match: Lucha House Party defeated Cesaro & Shinsuke Nakamura

Fatal 4-Way Match: Alexa Bliss Nikki Cross Tamina Lacey Evans – wins a shot at Bayley’s SmackDown Championship at Clash of Champions

Otis defeated John Morrison

Roman Reigns & Jey Uso defeated Sheamus & King Corbin

LOVED IT:

"I was using YOU!"

#SmackDown @itsBayleyWWE @SashaBanksWWE pic.twitter.com/MtZtAOB5vQ

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Bayley – Sitting in the same chair she used to take out her BFF Sasha Banks one week ago, the SmackDown Women’s Champion explained in no uncertain terms that SHE was the one who used Banks and that she was done with her. And if that wasn’t enough, she then takes out Nikki Cross with that same chair before her Fatal Four-Way match for the #1 Contender’s Match.

The #SisterAbigail??!!@AlexaBliss_WWE just struck @NikkiCrossWWE with a ᴠᴇʀʏ familiar maneuver. #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/YnmDKk1RTO

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Alexa Bliss – Yes, she’s certainly transfixed by The Fiend, with a Sister Abigail outside the ring to her friend Nikki Cross. Loved the continuation of that storyline, but hated the fact that she walked out on the match. It would’ve been better had she followed through and won the match. I didn’t need to see Cross win and be sent to Clash of Champions to face Bayley for the title. It’ll be her third title match in the past two months. Been there, done that! And not for nothing, but wasn’t Naomi in that match?

The mystery continues…

#SmackDown pic.twitter.com/fYxazeC2x0

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Mystery Woman – I like that they gave us another vignette. Keep it fresh and top of mind. Is it Charlotte Flair, Chelsea Green, Carmella or someone we haven’t thought of yet? Attention to detail is sometimes forgotten in WWE, so I was happy to see it with another shot.

Well…that was…#%^*(!

Say

to the newest addition to the #FireflyFunHouse … Wobbly Walrus! #SmackDown @WWEBrayWyatt pic.twitter.com/NCWtl0qBYE

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Wobbly Walrus – Well, I’m not quite sure that was “this is such good sh*t” as Vince McMahon says, but having the Paul Heyman-esque Wobbly Walrus be the new character for the Firefly Fun House left me…well, left me feeling like that’s just another inside rib job that doesn’t do much to help The Fiend or Bray Wyatt. I’m hoping there’s a response from Heyman and his man, Roman Reigns.

#SmackDown #UniversalTitle @WWERomanReigns Jey @WWEUsos pic.twitter.com/Je4OlM00fw

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Main Event – OK, there’s no Roman Reigns, so let’s ring the bell and start the match. Makes no sense. The only thing that does make sense is that Reigns comes in, wrecks everyone and leaves. That’s in character, so I’m ok with it. Plus, the daggers that Reigns threw at Jey Uso when Uso raised his hand on the ramp was AWESOME! Heel heat to say the least!

Three’s a Crowd:

WAIT A MINUTE!#ICTitle @SamiZayn @AJStylesOrg @JEFFHARDYBRAND pic.twitter.com/98bb3jRdjv

— WWE (@WWE) September 12, 2020

Intercontinental Title – I think we all saw the finish of this one coming. Unfortunately, we didn’t get a clean finish between Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles as Sami Zayn attacked Styles to end the match. I think we all know where this is headed to – a triple-threat ladder match at Clash of Championships for both I-C Titles. Nice shade as well going back and forth between WWE and AEW as it continues with Hardy being diagnosed as dehydration symptoms and never losing consciousness as a nod to his brother’s Matt’s medical situation one week ago.

The Smoke comes to SmackDown:

The Street Profits – Welcome to Friday night boys! The Street Profits returned Cesaro & Shinsuke Nakamura’s visit to RAW Monday night by getting an up close and personal look at the SmackDown champions in the champions lounge. And in true smoke form, they cost the blue brand tag champions their match with the Lucha House Party setting up Monday night’s champion vs. champion match on RAW.

Otis Outsmarts – Once again, Otis plays the change game on The Miz & John Morrison by continuing to change where his money in the bank contract is. This time, The Miz takes home an apple core instead of a contract. It’s funny and all it needs to be.

Parting Shots:

ICYMI, Miro, previously known as Rusev in WWE, made his AEW debut Wednesday night as Kip Sabian’s best man to his upcoming wedding. Miro wasted little time taking shots at WWE by using infamous Vince McMahon’s line as “reaching for the brass ring.”  I always liked the Rusev character in WWE and thought he had many ways to go but the folks in Stamford didn’t agree and things got contentious for Lana’s husband. It’s a good addition for AEW. Another big man with options, but for a company that says they want to be an alternative, they sure are built on former WWE stars.

Clash of Champions – UPDATED CARD

WWE Championship Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton

Universal Championship Match: Roman Reigns vs. Jey Uso

SmackDown Women’s Championship Match: Bayley vs. Nikki Cross

Coming up this week:

RAW: In Your Face Monday RAW Women’s Championship Match: Asuka vs. Mickie JamesChampion vs. Champion: Cesaro & Shinsuke Nakamura vs. The Street ProfitsSteel Cage Match: Seth Rollins vs. Dominik MysterioNon-title WWE Championship Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Keith Lee

NXT: Non-title NXT Women’s Championship Match: Io Shirai vs. Shotzi Blackheart NXT Tag Team Championship Match: Breezango vs. Imperium NXT North American Championship Match: Damian Priest vs. Timothy Thatcher The Undisputed Era vs. Killian Dain & Drake Maverick

SMACKDOWN: TBD 

Thanks for letting us share our thoughts! Shoot me an email at jcrowe567@gmail.com. We’d love to hear your comments and suggestions! You can also check out my blog, The Crowe’s Nest as we delve into more pro wrestling, sports entertainment and the World of Sports. My apologies ahead of time – I AM a Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins fan! If you’re not down with that, I’ve got TWO WORDS for you… NEW ENGLAND

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Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Benson, and all your favorites from the hit Cartoon Network series embark on a series of adventures in this very special anthology issue of Regular Show.

Features work from The New York Times best-selling writer Derek Fridolfs (Study Hall of Justice), Hannah Blumenreich (Spidey Zine), and a series of new groundbreaking storytellers!

Rigby attempts to make dinner for a date night with Eileen, Rigby is caught lying about his birthday to get free cake all year, Mordecai agrees to be Rigby’s roller-skating coach, and Muscle Man accidentally summons the Four Mini-Bikers of the Apocalypse in new stories!

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GRASS KINGS #2

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Writer: Matt Kindt

Artist: Tyler Jenkins

Main Cover: Tyler Jenkins

Intermix Cover: Matt Kindt

Robert takes in the mysterious woman from the lake and opens up to her about his missing daughter…a daughter that would be about the same age as the woman in front of him.

DEATH BE DAMNED

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Writers: Ben Acker & Ben Blacker, Andrew Miller

Artist: Hannah Christenson

Cover Artist: Hannah Christenson

After surviving their latest dance with death, Joseph and Miranda begin to share the heartbreak that led them into this situation.

PLANET OF THE APES/GREEN LANTERN #3 (of 6)

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Writers: Robbie Thompson, Justin Jordan

Artist: Barnaby Bagenda

Main Cover: Dan Mora

Movie Poster Incentive: E. M. Gist

Classic Incentive: Paul Rivoche

Spectrum Incentive: Felipe Massafera

Unlockable “Vintage” Action Figure Variant: David Ryan Robinson

As Cornelius loses himself to the ring, Doctor Zaius and Sinestro uncover a grave truth about the Planet of the Apes. With Hal Jordan, Zira, and Nova on the hunt through the Forbidden Zone, Kilowog, Guy Gardner, and Arisia bring reinforcements.

WWE #4

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Writer: Dennis Hopeless

Artist: Serg Acuña

Main Cover: Dan Mora

Enzo Amore & Big Cass Incentive Cover: Marco D’Alfonso

Chris Jericho Incentive Cover: Jorge Corona

Sting Incentive Cover: Frazer Irving

Unlockable Action Figure Variant Cover: Adam Riches

Unlockable Royal Rumble Variant Cover: Brent Schoonover

Unlockable Tag Team Championship Title Belt Foil Variant Cover: Scott Newman

Seth wants a title match against Roman at Extreme Rules, but The Authority isn’t sold that Rollins is still what’s “best for business.” No matter—Seth is willing to break all the rules to regain his spot at the top.

LADYCASTLE #4 (of 4)

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Writer: Delilah S. Dawson

Artist: Ashley A. Woods

Cover Artist: Missy Peña

Final issue! In order to free Gwyneff from an evil knight, a champion must win three challenges!

SONS OF ANARCHY REDWOOD ORIGINAL #9

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Writer: Ollie Masters

Artist: Eoin Marron

Main Cover: Eoin Marron

Subscription Cover: Jonas Scharf

Having mended fences with Clay and the club following his run-in with the Biker With No Name, Jax faces a new challenge at the hands of the Israeli Mafia-backed ecstasy dealers on Opie’s college campus.

KONG OF SKULL ISLAND #10

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Writer: James Asmus

Artist: Carlos Magno

Cover Artist: Nick Robles

Ewata, queen of Skull Island, must fight her way through the island to rescue her daughter.

JOYRIDE #12

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Writers: Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly

Artist: Marcus To

Cover Artist: Marcus To

Final issue! The triumvirate’s greatest fears become reality as alien life forms arrive on Earth, and Uma, Catrin, and Dewydd must save mankind’s present to reimagine its future.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #14

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Writer: Kyle Higgins

Artist: Hendry Prasetya

Main Cover: Jamal Campbell

Connecting Incentive Cover: Steve Morris

Morphin Incentive Cover: Goñi Montes

Unlockable Action Figure Variant: Telmos Santos

As our heroes fight to reclaim the Command Center, Tommy and Billy work with the resistance to defend against Lord Drakkon and his sentries.

THE WOODS #31

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Writer: James Tynion IV

Artist: Michael Dialynas

Cover Artist: Michael Dialynas

The final war erupts as the forces of good and evil on the alien moon collide, with the students’ path back to Earth hanging in the balance.

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THE POWER OF THE DARK CRYSTAL #3 (of 12)

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Writer: Simon Spurrier

Artists: Kelly and Nichole Matthews

Main Cover: Kelly and Nichole Matthews

Subscription Cover: Sana Takeda

The return of the Skeksis kicks Jen out of a daze and back on the offensive in the name of Thra. Meanwhile, Kensho and Thurm look to escape the Crystal Castle unnoticed.

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COADY AND THE CREEPIES #2 (of 4)

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Writer: Liz Prince

Artist: Amanda Kirk

Main Cover: Vaughn Pinpin

Incentive Cover: Liz Prince

Coady and the Creepies make their way into the punk underground that’s literally populated by demon punks!

SLAM! #5

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Writer: Pamela Ribon

Artist: Veronica Fish

Main Cover: Veronica Fish

Incentive Cover: Jen Bartel

Now that their first real bout is over, Can-Can and Knockout find themselves on the same side…against a developer who wants to tear down the league’s space!

GOLDIE VANCE #11

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Writers: Jackie Ball & Hope Larson

Artist: Noah Hayes

Cover Artist: Kassandra Heller

On the hunt for Sugar’s saboteur, Goldie has a new suspect in mind: Sugar’s older sister, Red!

JONESY #12

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Writer: Sam Humphries

Artist: Caitlin Rose Boyle

Cover Artist: Caitlin Rose Boyle

Final issue! Jonesy lets her powers get the better of her and now she has to deal with a nightmare pair of star-crossed lovers!

GIANT DAYS #25

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Writer: John Allison

Artist: Max Sarin, Liz Fleming

Main: Max Sarin

Incentive: Meredith Gran

Special oversized issue celebrating two years of Giant Days! Susan goes home for the holidays and attempts to repair the rift between her parents with the help of her six older siblings!

LUMBERJANES #37

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Writers: Shannon Watters & Kat Leyh

Artist: Ayme Sotuyo

Main Cover: Kat Leyh

Incentive Cover: Ayme Sotuyo

A new storyline kicks off Year 4 of Lumberjanes, perfect for new readers to jump on! Everyone at camp is super excited about the best day of the summer—Parents’ Day, when they get to show their folks what they’ve been up to! Molly seems really worried, though, and even her friends are unsure of how to cheer her up.

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BRAVE CHEF BRIANNA #2 (of 4)

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Writer: Sam Sykes

Artist: Selina Espiritu

Cover Artist: Bridget Underwood

The heat gets turned up on Brianna when rival restaurant owner, Madame Cron, shows up unexpectedly during the dinner rush!

STEVEN UNIVERSE #3

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Writer: Melanie Gillman

Artist: Katy Farina

Main Cover: Missy Peña

Subscription Cover: Rian Sygh

Incentive Cover: Jenn St-Onge

When Steven and Connie fuse into Stevonnie to sneak into a PG-13 film, they run into Kiki and agree to take her to the prom!

THE DEEP #4 (of 6)

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Writer: Tom Taylor

Artist: James Brouwer

Cover Artist: James Brouwer

Danger, ancient messages, and shocking revelations await the Nektons when they embark on a new investigation.

ADVENTURE TIME COMICS #10

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Writers: Jorge Corona, Marina Julia, Kellye Perdue

Artists: Jorge Corona, Marina Julia, Kellye Perdue

Main Cover: Adam Gorham

Subscription Cover: Kellye Perdue

Incentive Cover: Helen Mask

Finn and Jake try to find a challenging new quest, Marceline helps Princess Bubblegum deal with her haunted lab, and BMO wants to see what the big deal about 3-D is.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL #13

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Writer: Danielle Burgos, Kiernan Sjursen-Lien

Artist: James Campbell, Cara McGee

Main Cover: Kiernan Sjursen-Lien

Subscription Cover: Jeremy Sorese

The Hero Frog has been discovered, but he might not be the hero that Wirt and Greg were expecting.

ADVENTURE TIME #63

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Writer: Mariko Tamaki

Artist: Ian McGinty

Main Cover: Shelli Paroline & Braden Lamb

Subscription Cover: Pranas Naujokaitis

The Princess competition continues with everyone trying to do their best despite the prankster trying to ruin their fun.

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STRANGE ATTRACTORS TP

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Retail Price: $19.99

Writer: Charles Soule

Artists: Greg Scott and Soo Lee

Cover Artist: Ryan Stegman

Writer Charles Soule (Daredevil, Poe Dameron) and illustrator Greg Scott come together for a science-fiction tale of the ties that bind New York City.

Dr. Spencer Brownfield, a disgraced former professor, believes a series of cataclysmic events are coming to New York City, and someone has to keep the city safe after he’s gone. Enter Heller Wilson, a brilliant mathematics student who discovers that his ailing—perhaps insane—mentor has been saving New York City from societal collapse by a series of “adjustments,” a la the butterfly effect. But now, all signs point toward an impending disaster. Can Wilson take what little he’s learned and save the city in time?

Collects the complete series. Includes the never-before collected short story “Antithesis,” illustrated by Soo Lee (Liquid City).

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS VOL. 3 TP

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Writer: Kyle Higgins

Artists: Hendry Prasetya, Jonathan Lam

Cover Artist: Goñi Montes

The first new Mighty Morphin Power Ranger in 23 years makes his debut in the comic book epic that had the world asking: who is this mysterious new Power Ranger? From writer Kyle Higgins (Nightwing, Batman Beyond 2.0) and artists Hendry Prasetya (Power Girl) and Jonathan Lam (Gotham Academy) comes the shocking revelations that will rock the Power Rangers to their core! This collection also includes new stories from the Adventures of Bulk and Skull by Steve Orlando (Namesake, Supergirl) and Corin Howell (Transformers: Windblade, Bat-Mite).

Collects issues #9-12.

IRREDEEMABLE PREMIER EDITION VOL. 4 HC

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Retail Price: $29.99

Writer: Mark Waid

Artist: Peter Krause, Diego Barreto, Eduardo Barreto, Damian Couceiro

Cover Artists: Michelle Ankley, with art by John Cassady & Laura Martin, Jeffrey Spokes, Dan Panosian and Peter Kraus

Our series of oversized, deluxe hardcovers collecting the award-nominated Irredeemable continues. Mark Waid’s (Daredevil) superhero epic asks the question, “What if the world’s greatest superhero decided to become the world’s greatest supervillain?”

Collects issues #24-31.

PAKNADEL & TRAKHANOV’S TURNCOAT TP

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Writer: Alex Paknadel

Artist: Artyom Trakhanov

Cover Artist: Artyom Trakhanov

Written by Alex Paknadel (Arcadia, Assassin’s Creed) and illustrated by Artyom Trakhanov (Undertow, American Vampire), Paknadel & Trakhanov’s Turncoat is a gripping exploration of the sociopolitical ramifications of occupation in a post-war civilization where the transition from oppression to emancipation is anything but clean.

It’s been three hundred years since humanity was brutally subjugated by the alien race known as Management—and two years since these invaders abandoned Earth to return to their home world. Following her participation in the brutal massacre that caused Management’s withdrawal, resistance fighter Marta Gonzalez is riddled with guilt. Rather than join the new human government, she starts her own private detective agency. When a missing persons case lands on her desk, Gonzalez is forced to confront her own bloody past as she delves into the seedy underworld that’s bloomed after the alien departure.

Collects the complete limited series.

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SIEGFRIED VOL. 3 HC

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Writer: Alex Alice

Artist: Alex Alice

Cover Artist: Alex Alice

The breathtaking conclusion to master storyteller Alex Alice’s groundbreaking adaptation of Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelung opera cycle brings the ancient Norse legend to life with spellbinding artistry. Young Siegfried has made it to the Land of Mists and now must face the great Dragon Fafnir at last and fight for the survival of mankind, no matter what the sacrifice.

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GIANT DAYS VOL. 5 TP

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Writer: John Allison

Artists: Max Sarin, Liz Fleming

Cover Artist: Lissa Treiman

Written by John Allison (Bad Machinery, Scary Go Round) and illustrated by Max Sarin, Giant Days Volume 5 finishes off freshman year in style, collecting issues #17-20 of the Eisner Award-nominated series. Their freshman year is finally coming to a close and Daisy, Susan, and Esther say goodbye to Catterick Hall forever. Literally forever. It’s being bulldozed and re-purposed as a luxury dorm next semester. But as one door closes, another opens and between end of semester hookups, music festivals, and moving into their first home together, their life experiences are just getting started.

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ADVENTURE TIME COMICS VOL. 2 TP

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Writers: Whit Taylor, Sheanon Garrity, Mariko Tamaki, Derek Fridolfs, Zacahary Sterling, Eva Eskelinen, Ryan Browne, Kelsey Wroten, Kevin Jay Stanton, Riley Rossmo, Kiki’ssh, Meg Omac, Mar Julia

Artists: Kyla Vanderklugt, Roger Langridge, Leela Wagner, Derek Fridolfs, Zacahary Sterling, Eva Eskelinen, Ryan Browne, Kelsey Wroten, Kevin Jay Stanton, Riley Rossmo, Kiki’ssh, Meg Omac, Mar Julia

Cover Artist: Erin Hunting

It’s Adventure Time Comics time! These sweet shorts come in many shapes and sizes, featuring all of the beloved characters from the Land of Ooo, written and illustrated by acclaimed cartoonists and storytellers from all over the world. Presented in the artist’s own style, each story captures the creativity that Adventure Time inspires! Featuring work by Derek Fridolfs (Study Hall of Justice), Zachary Sterling (Adventure Time), Riley Rossmo (Batman), Kyla Vanderklugt (Storyteller: Witches), Roger Langridge (The Baker Street Peculiars, Snarked), and many more!

Collects issues #5-8

REGULAR SHOW: WRASSLESPLOSION OGN TP

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Retail Price: $14.99

Writer: Ryan Ferrier

Artist: Laura Howell

Cover Artist: Jorge Corona

Oooh, yeah! Get ready as the park hosts the greatest wrestling event in all the land, and Mordecai and Rigby become…a tag team? Just wait till you see who else enters the squared circle, as Ryan Ferrier (Kennel Block Blues) and Regular Show series artist Laura Howell bring you the newest original graphic novel Regular Show: Wrasslesplosion!

AN APPLE AND AN ADVENTURE HC

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Writer: Martin Cendreda

Artist: Martin Cendreda

Cover Artist: Martin Cendreda

Archaia adds a new children’s book to its library with Martin Cendreda’s An Apple and An Adventure, which uses rhyme and the ABCs to create an engaging world of wonder that’s both educational and fun. A young cave girl and her triceratops set out on an adventure from A to Z and make new friends along the way—galloping goliaths, nine newts, petite plesiosaurs, and more greet them on their journey through the alphabet!

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