#fine. i’ll do it myself

[canyoufoldbooksintowords]

Has anyone done a puffin yet.

These are so fun to make

[copperpipes]

You know what? *throws blue beetle DC x TF au at you*

In which Jaime and khaji-da are the same person, a bot, and the Reach are the Decepticons.

A former decepticon scout from under Soundwave's command with the designation Kha-2 (or Kha-Delta haven't decided yet) is stranded on earth around the time of the Egyptian empire and is put into stasis (for reasons that I may tell later) at the end of which he onlines with little to no memories of his previous life. He travels carefully through the world until one day, Milagro Reyes finds him while getting away from an overwhelming large family reunion in a national park and totally not getting lost in the process :']

Kha-2 looks at this little organic and thinks yeah, i trust her to be my new commander.

Mila looks at this big blue robot and thinks yeah, now the adults and everyone at the playground will respect me if im with this guy.

How to talk with short people

He's eventually taken in by the reyes family and gets to meet Brenda and Paco at some point too.

[angelxd-3303]

Pov: you interrupted Bowser's practice proposal

[the-faceless-bride]

Alright. I need to say it. I may not fully like The Cullens... But the lack of Emmet content or Rosalie x reader x Emmet content makes me. Sad....

[its-the-rules]

there’s such a specs/tucker drought on ao3. do you guys hate gay people

[robinlmaoo]

stealthy and seed!! they met when seed found stealthy in the wasteland with a hurt leg, and healed them :)

stealthy annoys the seed a lot with their reckless and loud personality (and apparent obliviousness to imminent danger), but the seed cant leave them because they have a moral obligation as a healer to stay with and take care of their patient! though theyre secretly amused by, and admire the survivor’s daringness and boldness :)

[rottiens]

why tho

[alexofspades22]

I have not seen enough polyniigo content on here recently

This is devastating for the economy

[its-still-atlass]

Have you guys SERIOUSLY not made playlists for my queen, my wife, my goddess Lady Dís??????? What the hell??? She deserves a 16hr long playlist at least

[lichenthropis]

this is about how to survive camping not dont starve but im so surprised theres so little fanart of the man with no shadow. and im just gonna say it i think he should be hot

[ramenwithbroccoli]

A story of ice cream and the defeat of the Necrostar

And just when they all thought the battle was lost, that's when the man in white appeared. Rusted around the edges with a navy hat upon his head, he began charging towards the enemy. While he wasn't as strong as Commander Cosmo or blessed with divine powers like the Equinox band, he knew that he was something different from anybody else.

He was the Ice Cream Man.

And he will win this battle.

1. Ice Cream Man, give him a hand

He wasn't like other people. Not because of his personality, although he certainly thought of himself as an interesting one, but because of the freezer that took the place of his chest and a pair of never-melting ice cream cones instead of eyes. It wasn't a big problem, as he could still see just fine, but they were quite uncomfortable when he tried to sleep on his stomach.

Still, his quirks guided him to his destiny of being an Ice Cream Man. He brought joy of cold deserts to the world and kids would go crazy whenever they saw him. He was their favorite and it didn't even bother him that nobody remembered his name. He was the Ice Cream Man. And everyone loves ice cream.

2. Fastest scoops in the west, his ice cream is the best

And he loved his job. He knew he was made for it, with two scoops replacing his hands. A terrible disadvantage in any other environment - maybe apart from competitive soup eating with no other utensils available. But being an Ice Cream Man meant that his scoopy hands could deliver happiness in the form of ice cream twice as fast as any other merchant would. Seeing the amazement on kids' faces was worth all the fuss of trying to get through everyday life with an uncooperative metal excuse for fingers.

3. Might I suggest, it's his ice cream to ingest

He noticed that something was coming days before the Necrostar's attack. There were a lot less children in town, many families suddenly going away despite it still being a school year. Fewer and fewer kids he could make smile with his tricks, and finally he noticed that noone was left. That's where news about evacuation hit him, so he decided to go to the outskirts of the city, where some sentimental people decided to stay despite the warning. He brightened their days by giving them customized desserts as they smiled in gratitude, wondering why ice cream tasted exactly like their favorite foods.

4. He has all your favorite flavors

At quite a young age he discovered that his freezer chest could grant him an ultimate supply of ice cream of any flavor known to man - and a few new ones. Not only that, but the ice cones on his face could make him see what the person needed most at the moment. Was it Neapolitan? Wonderful cheesecake from the party in fourth grade? Taste of peaches from your friend's garden? He could grant all of this request in a blink of an eye, sometimes handing a person their ice cream cone before they even opened their mouths.

5. He has ALL your favorite flavors

People stopped coming after a while.

Wandering through empty streets, Ice Cream Man wondered why it was all still going on. Commander Comso slapped a giant whale across the galaxy, shouldn't he just be done with that guy?

That's when he learnt what the Necrostar was - a being of death, hatred and darkness. How could you kill something that is not alive? How can you stop it when diplomacy fails and violence only feeds the monster you're actually trying to fight?

It was a tough dilemma. There was nothing he could do except wander into the city center to see the thing for himself. Maybe he could scoop something for the heroes fighting it, cheer them up. It's not like he had anything to lose.

Just as he almost reached his destination, a girl stopped him. She introduced herself as Olly, told him that he shouldn't be here while trying to ignore his odd facial structures. He was about to explain everything to the heroine when Commander fell from the sky, his cape half burned. Right behind him, the Necrostar rose from debris, looming over the group.

Ice Cream Man knew what had to be done.

6. HE HAS ALL YOUR FAVORITE FLAVORS

He charged straight for the alien.

Was it stupid? Reckless? Probably. What made him think he, from all people, could defeat the creature while the real heroes couldn't even get close to winning?

Was it his scoopy hands and unlimited supply of ice cream? Was it his navy hat? Love for people and the city they used to live in? Sense of purpose? Ultimate battle between destruction and creation?

The first ice cream scoop he threw at necrostar was an almond one. Second was mint with chocolate chips.

Third tasted of revenge.

One after another, he scooped as fast as he could, burying the Necrostar under layers and layers of ice cream. They were melting quickly in contact with the alien's skin, making it sticky and slowing it down while the Ice Cream Man emptied one container after another. To the surprise of all, the Necrostar started to retreat under this weird attack, folding into itself as if it wanted to run away. Why was it acting hurt when lasers, fire and blunt force didn't do a thing?

Ice Cream Man got through at least thirty containers before he looked around, and upon seeing a smile on other heroes' faces he knew, once again, that he did his job well.

7. Platypus surprise

"I'm sorry sir, can I ask you something?"

Ice Cream Man turned around to the red haired girl from before. "Sure, go on," he said while handing her a scoop of strawberry ice cream. She accepted it despite being a little surprised.

"I just need to know - how did you defeat the Necrostar? What was your secret?"

Ice Cream Man smiled to himself. "You see, Olly, the thing is…" - he took a dramatic pause in which he would consider winking, if only he had eyelids -

"The Necrostar was lactose intolerant."

[thatsalotoftoons]

need an au where these two are criminals

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

Give me a cringefail woman. Give me a lady who’s gross and pathetic. Give me a girl who’s shaking and crying

[sapphic-storm69]

NOOO MY FAVORITE SPIDERVERSE EDIT GOT DELETED FUUUUUCKKKK

Edit: they didn’t delete it I’m just dumb lol

[blogpostsofvariablequality]

the lack of even last-minute canon relationships in Akebi's Sailor Uniform despite the total lack of heterosexual explanations for basically any of it is disappointing, but not entirely unexpected. oh well, at least there's always fanfi-

oh.

[doomstarmagician]

I want to be able to write Doomstar as Aether’s spirit guardian like he was always supposed to be, like it would be so fun to write that with someone but they’re both my muses so it’s all my writing alone if I want to see anything happen.

Sometimes I just like the element of surprise and creativity from a writing partner you feel me?

o)-<