#finally someone gets it

[idrawstuffidk]

Y’know what? Yeah, Ur right, I do deserve a nap and a milkshake and a bagel and go rule the entire fucking world!

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

[fcthots]

Hiii:3 I rlly love ur stuff!!

Anyhow, how do you think Jason would act with a gf who doesn’t like giving bjs? I feel weird about it and i get mocked sometimes for it

Ilyyyy

SAME ANON SAME. my autism does not let me put anything in my mouth, even food half the time, idk how I’m supposed to put a dick in there (especially his massive dick). No thanks.

Jason is such a pleasure top, I feel like he wouldn’t want you to suck his dick anyway. He’s only into what you’re into bc he wants you to feel good. He wants it to be about you.

Like if you want to suck his dick, he’d absolutely incorporate into the bedroom for you. But if you don’t? He’d be like “good. why have your mouth choking on my dick when it could be screaming my name? Wanna hear those pretty little sounds, baby.”

Your pleasure is what gets Jason off. If you don’t like sucking dick? Cool. He still wants to eat you out though.

He’ll do whatever you’re into really. If you want to be spanked and that brings you pleasure? Fan-fucking-tastic, he’ll start tonight. But whatever you don’t like is not a huge obstacle for him because he’s into whatever makes you feel good. He just wants to see the fucked out look in your eyes by the end of the night so he knows he did a good job.

[pootimedes]

medic doesn't need to be held by a big strong man, he IS the big strong man

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[o-jardim-das-flores]

Reiley 🤝 me

looking like teens when we’re in our mid 20s

[shmebulockshmebulock]

SHMEBULOCK!!!!!!!!!

SHMEBULOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-uncanny-dag]

Saw someone on Twitter say that Brennan Dropout's DnD monologuing sounds like those pretentious Tumblr posts made by people with delusions of eloquence (i.e. you sit on your throne unaware that it was borne of lies, Mary did you know that your womb was also a grave or shit like that) & my hating ass has never been more validated before

[razorsadness]

The fuck vs. be configuration of rock-star fandom has never made much sense to me. Rock music elementally is about how wanting to fuck someone converges dangerously and deliciously with wanting to be someone. The maxim is meant to explain how much desire has accumulated around the band, not only in terms of how we lust after them, but in terms of something that cuts closer to how we desire ourselves. Audiences, as much as they are fans of particular figures, want to see themselves reflected back through those figures. All good rock stars have a bewitching power that goes straight through the sternum and touches something quivering and central in the gut. It’s the feeling that you can find yourself, or who you want to be, in one of the musicians onstage. In psychoanalysis, this would be called projection, the transfer of your desires on to another person. But a more ancient way of explaining it is through the spiritual idea of communion, which has to do with an unspeakable sense of connection with something that both lives in your body and beyond it. Watching a rock star onstage, using their body and face to express something interior now made into flesh and sound, can show you all kinds of things: where the edges of your body are, and how they can be dissolved; how you can feel connected to other bodies around you, and also to something you can’t see or touch, but which you can hear and feel. It can help you understand what you feel, by affording you the sense of recognition: you can hear your feelings and thoughts emerge from someone else. But it also shows you what is possible to feel, by letting you see what someone else has done with those same feelings. This is what connects you to that thing that is both in your own body and beyond it. Because connection has to do with desire, all of this can point toward how you want to feel, which is to say, how to get to the self you want to become. You can do that. You can be that.

—Johanna Hedva, from “‘They’re Really Close to My Body’: A Hagiography of Nine Inch Nails and Their Resident Mystic Robin Finck” (The White Review, March 2020)

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

xigbar big naturals

XIGBAR BIG NATURALS

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Cat: has an opinion

Tumblr: how DARE you D:<

EXACTLY

[anouchan-jpg]

Your tags are so funny

thanks lmfao

[poorsadorphanposting]

She twin on my birdie till I keep secrets from the one person I should trust

She really does. :(

[kindness-and-friends]

*Your LOVE is higher that mine, cool!

@a-purple-anon

Thank you, purple!

[linku11]

This is so true

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[asbestosenjoyer]

Accidentally infected my roommate with obsessed with will graham disease

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading