#finally someone gets it

[fcthots]

Hiii:3 I rlly love ur stuff!!

Anyhow, how do you think Jason would act with a gf who doesn’t like giving bjs? I feel weird about it and i get mocked sometimes for it

Ilyyyy

SAME ANON SAME. my autism does not let me put anything in my mouth, even food half the time, idk how I’m supposed to put a dick in there (especially his massive dick). No thanks.

Jason is such a pleasure top, I feel like he wouldn’t want you to suck his dick anyway. He’s only into what you’re into bc he wants you to feel good. He wants it to be about you.

Like if you want to suck his dick, he’d absolutely incorporate into the bedroom for you. But if you don’t? He’d be like “good. why have your mouth choking on my dick when it could be screaming my name? Wanna hear those pretty little sounds, baby.”

Your pleasure is what gets Jason off. If you don’t like sucking dick? Cool. He still wants to eat you out though.

He’ll do whatever you’re into really. If you want to be spanked and that brings you pleasure? Fan-fucking-tastic, he’ll start tonight. But whatever you don’t like is not a huge obstacle for him because he’s into whatever makes you feel good. He just wants to see the fucked out look in your eyes by the end of the night so he knows he did a good job.

[pootimedes]

medic doesn't need to be held by a big strong man, he IS the big strong man

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[o-jardim-das-flores]

Reiley 🤝 me

looking like teens when we’re in our mid 20s

[confessxcheese4tcc]

yeah dylan klebold bullied a special needs kid which is LOWER than the fucking lows. and it seemed like even when he was a kid he had some anger issues so i’ve never believed he was “the nicer one”

oh i also just remembered he hit his female co worker too which is also a huge low

CONFESSION #551

[shmebulockshmebulock]

SHMEBULOCK!!!!!!!!!

SHMEBULOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[venerawrites]

you're speaking FAAAACTS ON GOD BRO warning for brainrotting

don't give me the "I can fix him🥺" "oh poor little me🥺" I want a reader that's even WORSE than the toxic character

make them bring out the absolute worst of each other but are too emotionally dependent to leave. Literally at each other's throats on a daily basis

make the aggressive toxic character that gets everything they want turn pathetic when they finally meet their match that will leave them with nothing they can beg for it but even then it's not certain they'll get it

make them desperate for their "gentle savior" that's actually pure manipulation X obsession

make them upset when one of them seems to be "getting better" and in their attempt to keep them by their side they end up breaking the other as a whole and are left with a version that's 100X more toxic they cant leave now no matter what bc they're all the broken one has left now

make them unhealthily obsessed X even MORE obsessed

honorable mention of: "If you don't love me then you'll die" VS "If you don't love me then I'll die"

omg, I did have a brain orgasm while reading this because FINALLY someone gets me!!!

the way that my BRAINROT worms just woke up because I’m so sick of this saviour! reader… like bich, you’re not going to change him! He deserves to have someone who will be just as toxic and turn their whole world upside down, he NEEDS it even!!

and also the part you said someone like this would totally break their “soulmate” just to keep them by their side is SO TRUEE! I want to see this ugly, tragic side of love, not “oh no, daddy is being mean 🥺” bs

thank you to coming to my TED talk <3

[the-uncanny-dag]

Saw someone on Twitter say that Brennan Dropout's DnD monologuing sounds like those pretentious Tumblr posts made by people with delusions of eloquence (i.e. you sit on your throne unaware that it was borne of lies, Mary did you know that your womb was also a grave or shit like that) & my hating ass has never been more validated before

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

xigbar big naturals

XIGBAR BIG NATURALS

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Cat: has an opinion

Tumblr: how DARE you D:<

EXACTLY

[anouchan-jpg]

Your tags are so funny

thanks lmfao

[poorsadorphanposting]

She twin on my birdie till I keep secrets from the one person I should trust

She really does. :(

[spacerockband]

Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Average car drive in the FNAF universe

[martzyink]

<3

y’all know that bi women are wlw right. y’all know that bi men are mlm, right. wlw doesn’t mean lesbian. mlm doesn’t mean gay man.

on that not bi women are allowed to love and prefer men. bi men are allowed to love and prefer women. bi women who prefer men are wlw and are part of this community. bi men who prefer women are mlm and are part of this community.

[kindness-and-friends]

*Your LOVE is higher that mine, cool!

@a-purple-anon

Thank you, purple!

[lotus-pear]

nothing can best the bond between a boy and his cat (ref)