#final pam voice God Forgive Me

[fallfalcon]

OOC. oh i have so many problems

[lemonmangosorbet]

[redstringraven]

got tagged by @justalittleobsessed! 〜(￣▽￣〜) thanks, dude!!

heads up, seven up!

rules: post the last seven lines you wrote, then tag seven people. reposting, as the reblog chains get long!

i haven't been writing a lot recently--art brain's been focused on drawing--but i got feral and started writing a one-off this morning. the only other person who might know what's going on is CC, though. sorry, lads.

...idk if "seven lines" means seven sentences, so i'm just gonna slap this exchange down because it takes up seven lines in-document.

“What? They just let their kids wander unsupervised?” Dol asks. “There’s all kinds’a stuff they could run into out here.” “You mean like monsters?” One of the guards asks. He sends Dol a stare. Dol scowls, and he shoots a glower back.  “I was thinkin’ more like wolves,” he said, “but yeah. Those, too. --And, hey! Some free advice? Say it a little more pointed next time. Y’might fool people into thinkin’ you got a real spine instead'a just a stick up your--” “--Dolcetto.” Zelda’s soft tone is still sharp as a needle. Dol sets his jaw and folds his arms, determined to mask the twitch in his fingers.

buuh, no pressure to partake if i tag you!! @plantdonutwrites, @cheesy-che, @joyfuladorable, @tmntkiseki, @hamstermastersamster, @sftgnge, and also CC if you happen to see this!

thanks again for the tag! \e-e/ 🖤🌲

[canisonicscrewyou]

So what you’re saying is you still need 300 more boops in your notifs king

YEAH I guess that. IS what my counter says. Huh.

[local-gay]

mommy dont know daddy's getting hot, now he's throwing up, did the bathroom unholy

[avvidstarion]

Playing origins again 😔

[1tbls]

im sorry for the boop crimes i am about to commit. i must obtain all 3 paw pins.

*final pam voice* god forgive me..................

[wrenhavenriver]

[final pam voice] god forgive me...........

[theguidingstar]

(In Final Pam's voice)

GOD FORGIVE ME

[theropoda]

i get so embarrassed wanting to talk about my freaky postal thoughts as if i haven't already posted artwork of p1 in a gag on here. fthat i made with my own two hands. my hands that my mother gave to me she made in the womb. final pam voice Gods forgive me

[weyrleaders]

[final pam voice] god forgive me

[only-lonely-lovers]

07.25.2022

tags: jerking off, marking... [whatever, term for "weirdly rubbing penis on you"]

Bird is あ / Avvy is つ

つ：dunno why but my morning mental image following me around the room as i go about my business has been tsukasa laying on his stomach pleasantly while amane lifted up upon his palm and knees over him is jerking off, and biting the loose collar of his kimono above his neck, pulling it up off of tsukasa's back. tsukasa is kicking his legs behind them happily

あ：oh a good day for him. thank you for sharing

you love the discrepancy that will start to occur like. if amane could let himself get this far at all. the fact that he'd be quite fraught still doing anything while tsukasa is like💕

つ：amane is breathing through his nose and looks frustrated, like a cat flicking its tail

あ：yes. it's like. it's always severe up there this guy

つ：you look at it like…. is this improvement? it is.

あ：guy looks mad that he is about to nut. but its an improvement bc he's letting himself nut here yk

wait i swear to god i was having such intrusive thoughts the other day about a similar position. though it was more like, knees on either side of shoulder while tsukasa is laying stomach down and amane is hovering above, jerking off. but sometimes like. rubs cock on your nape. it was kind of insane but. it's like tfw i get here i can't be fucking normal at all about jerking off in any way to tsukasa

you get this far and its like i have issues.

つ：oh whats the issue. he like has to be facing away and hands to himself. oh he's so weird….

あ：don't look at me don't touch me. [comes into your collar]

つ：[nene looking at this] and this is a good day for you?

あ：It's times like these she really has to be like I guess, there was a lot to their relationship, that Hanako-kun was running from I hope i watch this get a little less ???? ???? [no concluding thought]

つ：i hope it. something

あ：Some sort of gut instinct is like this surely isn't the final version of this . right

つ：a crude crayon drawing final mental image which is like tsukasa and hanako kissing and hugging, ? maybe like that ?

あ：🐠💭🫂💏🧑‍🤝‍🧑❔❔.... .. ❔

つ：no, maybe thats unrealistic….? [tries to imagine…. something less extremely different… hanako… looking pleasant/relieved jerking off above tsukasa, who is facing him] [feels weird envisioning this]

hanako-kun would not like this image i have conjured…. i should stop thinking about it………….. maybe I can't… even imagine…..?

あ：take a minute and ask yourself how often you have seen hanako looking relieved during sex in general

つ：oh god

あ：chotto matte.

つ：like ahm, wait wait. its not like that… even with me. now is it no, wait… he has issues with….. his heart, in general…..

あ：i think the closest he looks to being 'relaxed' would be like idk the smug egotistical streak but that's still kinda like [snarls] you've seen hanako relish in things at times. but he is kind of like a. maniac?

quickly trying to convey this pose also in my mind. its like. rubs cock on your spine.

つ：OH ITS ALL SO ENDEARING SOMEHOOOOW the dynamic is so funny fkls;jgkl;fkgj

あ：ITS VERY FUNNY. [final pam voice] god forgive me

つ：i think this is hanako at his funniest!!!!!! tsukasa is so heeheeheehee I LOVE IT!! god hanakoooooooo!!! its like tsukasa neutralizes his charm and also redoubles it

あ：chemically balanced

Does make me wish i saw more art of hanako being . like so awkward. his turbo virgin energy you know

つ：god do i wish. like a weirdo who cant kiss you without looking like hes crying

あ：looking like its really disintegrating him to want to kiss

ok.

[sends this image]

つ：WOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHH!!!!!! hold baby hand comfort him while he is being a bigboy confronting his demons (lust for tsukasa)

あ：it is so hard. for him.

つ：nene being the world's best girlfriend everrrrr

あ：patient good gf. generous

つ：giving to the poor [tsukasa] imagining hanako is skuffing his shoesies together as he does….

あ：a truly skittish boy. shuffa shuff...

つ：ah its my favorite to imagine situations like this lasting a very long time 'cuz of the anxiety halting nut….. just means it can stretch so long

the combination of horribly horny and yet trapped on the edge

あ：yyyeah it's just a common result of the sheer intensity, inability to relax, desire to flee. makes him really have to be handled like a tied up horse whfhghf… i imagine this is even specifically an instance where they have to do a lot of foreplay through clothes just bc amane is that apprehensive. its like when i couldnt handle a bj and needed pantomime… just rubbing and licking and breathing on thru fabric for a while. UNTIL it becomes so unbearable, amane himself has to go for pulling himself out

and then it's like hehe ok. lot of massaging with fingertips..

つ：needs to be given some kind of permission to touch it raw. so you've just got tsukasa breathing on it for a while which is already: I made a mistake i made a mistake taking it out

あ：this wasn't smart I don't know what I thought would happen

[millenniumpuzzle]

@faithshipping *final pam voice* god forgive me…

who should i make sticky note art of at work next

[cynicjovial]

A little bit of a reference for my human wayne and some self-indulging 👀

[stuvision]

something tells me this is as good as this is gonna get 

[arkfeather]

hahhahahah self indulgent post abt my edgy ass little misters ocs + wondersona mary sue hahaha

@ego-16 @voidgirl2005 @the-shipping-machine im jumping into the bandwagon lol

refs under the cut:

ok so basically her name is apateon fenris loki wondertainment, shes just straight up a reality bender that was going on a murder spree through mc&d bc, ya know, they suck and she hates them, before breaking into wondertainment headquarters to kick ass. she didnt actually know that by beating the shit out of wondertainment she would become the new wondertainment but she went with it and thats how she got there. her personality can be summed up with these bullet points:

morals? grey.

kinda creepy and shady

her name means trickster in greek that should tell you abt most of her personality

emotional range is “im god” to “im the scum of the earth and everyone hates me”

lowkey power hungry and kind of egotistical

height ranges from 5′1 to like 7 feet

super edgy

chaotic

mood swings

eccentric

kind of mean sometimes, can be either intentional or unintentional, no one can tell which

“yeah im pretty tough” will scream if touched by a bug

hand gestures 100

showing any vulnerability? haha no.

has three pet crows all named bee

uses reality bending powers to shapeshift and does so somewhat often

doesnt really use reality bending powers other than to creep out or intimidate people, she thinks it makes things boring

has to be the best or else she will die

her cane can turn into an axe

also absolutely no one is allowed to know about her past before she got reality bending powers

her mister series are called “the monster series” bc they are funky little monsters and can switch from monster form to gijinka form uwu

ms. abyss

chinese, pretty fucking tall, like 6'7 or something

long, straight black hair + grey iris and white pupil, paleish skin

demigirl, lesbian

black bomber jacket, white shirt underneath, black leggings and combat boots

always carries a scythe around for some reason???

pretty fcuking quiet, doesnt talk much 😔

as mature as a little mister can be

mom friend

hydrokinesis babey!!

monster form is a sea serpent like creature with fins along the back and a spade shaped tail + bioluminescent spots along the sides

her human form shares the fins, gills, tail, and bioluminescent spots

also she has seal teeth

mr. marbles

indian, probably like 5′9 or something

short, well combed hair, pastel pink/purple in color. left eye purple right eye pink. 

agender but goes by he/him, panromantic grey ace

pastel purple + mint three piece suit

has a sweet, smooth voice

charismatic, very convincing, perfect salesman

great deductive skills

wisdom 100 intelligence 0

loves puns with his name but only if he does it

listens to mr brightside

created to do meetings with mc&d bc of everytime apateon tries to do it she gets mad and almost kills them

can put non living things into marbles which he stores in the inside pockets of his suit

monster form is a fox like creature with long ass ears and a bushy tail with lots of eyes, also has a third eye on forehead

has a upside down triangle pattern along his spine

his human form shares the ear and tail. the patterns manifest as tattoos along his black

mr. flare

japenese/chinese, 5'6

short, messy dark red hair. bright orange goat eyes

trans boy, gay

red sweatshirt and dark red jeans

feral, absolute idiot. no brain cells mcgee

no brain bc all the cells went to his heart, this boy is full of love!!

loves to have fun :)

pyrokinesis uwu

monster form is a dragon like creature, chicken like head and front legs. goat hind legs and ears. devil tail. cool zig zag horns

human form shares horns, ears, chicken + goat limbs, and tail

ms. chitin

white, 5'5

short, off white hair. no eyes, she wears a blindfold(blindfold has the same pattern on her monster forms head)

demigirl, lesbian

white sweatshirt, grey sweatpants

jock

also feral, but more than flare

eats trash

shes fast, very fast

good endurance

monster form is this (WARNING: OLD)

human form shares tail and has “exoskeleton” around limbs

mr. cement

indonesian, 5'9

shortish dark grey hair thats swept over to cover his right eye, said eyes are grey

trans boy, pan

light brown vest, grey dress pants, mask that covers his mouth

absolute bastard, bitch boy

the most feral out of all of them

steals your food

will ask if you are going to eat that and eat it before you reply

abandonment issues

loves to pull pranks

can mold cement and similar materials like clay, cement is also almost constantly coming out of his mouth if he doesnt focus on stopping it, this is why he wears the mask

monster form is a grey lizard like creature with leathery skin, in this form he doesnt wear the mask

human form shares the claws + tail

also all of them have black blood with the viscosity of oil and forked tongues hehe