#figured out my sharks library au. mario has my old job. pickles has my colleagues job. tytoff is the hot new youth librarian that
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hope everyone who got a creator subscription notif from me today realizes something deeply unwell and bizarre happened to me in march
#rempe/bedard....just as we all suspected.....#figured out my sharks library au. mario has my old job. pickles has my colleagues job. tytoff is the hot new youth librarian that#mario falls in love with#mack and will are juvenile offenders doing community service#ekky is a library page who cares just enough to do his job but not enough to do it well#klim is a circulation guy who falls in love with everyone#tydel is the other circulation guy who everyone falls in love with#collin and jackt are also library pages but they dont do shit. luca is the college student intern who takes it way too seriously#shak is a volunteer that they mostly make model for all the social media posts due to him being beautiful#wenny is the head of circulation and he's TIRED of his circulation guys that are either in love or beloved#as befitting a real library it is a deeply lopsided branch that is somehow both over and understaffed#warso in the background being the worst manager on planet earth. but we dont talk about him#asky obviously the regular that klim falls in love with OBVIOUSLY#HUGE debate about the ethics of falling in love with a patron. concluding with a message i saw on ala think tank once where a#librarian was like yeah one of my storytime dads asked me to marry him and i said yes :) and the thread was like 95 replies deep#ala think tank....best/worst facebook group i've ever been. librarians will invent discourse no one on planet earth can conceive of#storytime underground was worse somehow but ala think tank was so broad in the amount of insane bullshit they covered on a daily#basis that i'm sure it contributed to my burnout#i remember this one really really annoying member made a post about how they were checking themselves into an inpatient program#and everyone was just like. congratulations. maybe this will make you less obnoxious#librarians can be very kind to be patrons and generally do try to be. but will be RUTHLESS with each other#and why is that? bc we are all mentally ill and our jobs are hell#and i MISS it#anyway pickles is my colleague who had dementia that management could not figure out how to force her to retire#but like less tragic ending than what happened to my colleague WHY DID THE TEMPERATURE JUST DROP LIKE 10 DEGREES IN THIS TRAIN#god i'm gonna get a soda. this is horrendous#anyway. don't work for libraries but also don't not work for libraries#fresno oilers.txt
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