#fiestasplat

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Smash Hit: So, why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another-?

Fiesta: WOAH-!

Splat: you are WAY off base buddy!

Smash Hit: (not buying it) Oh spare me, spare me, spare me!

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(late at night…)

Fiesta: (outside Splat’s window) Hey! Splat!

Splat: (opening the window) Fiesta? Is that you?

Fiesta: I know I’m not very good with words, so please just listen to this. Th-This is how I feel about you… (holds up phone)

Fiesta’s Phone: Want a break from ads? Watch this short video to receive 30-minutes of ad-free music!

Fiesta: Noooooholdon!! That’s not the-

Fiesta’s Phone: With Spotify Premium-

Fiesta: Wait! Hold on! I got this!

Fiesta’s Phone: Play anywhere, anytime!

Fiesta: Miércoles!! I just have to- Oh come on!!

Fiesta’s Phone: You can try Premium free for 30 days!

Fiesta: Splat, I am so sorry!! Just give me a second, por favor!!

Fiesta’s Phone: Ready to make the move? Just tap the banner!

Fiesta: SHUT UP!!

Splat: (lovingly sighs as she watches Fiesta)

(days later, while  Fiesta  and Splat are on a date…)

Fiesta and Splat: (walking past an electronic store)

Advertisement on TV: With Spotify Premium, you can save your favorite songs-

Splat: (teasingly) Fiesta, listen! It’s our song!

Fiesta: (covering his face, embarrassed) Splat, please… 

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Fiesta: Hey Echo, can you listen to this song I wrote for Splat and tell me what you think?

Echo: What's it called?

Fiesta: "Splat".

Echo: (sarcastically) Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.

Fiesta: Name 20!

Echo: "Rosanna", "Roxanne", "Michelle", "Allison", "Sarah", "Angie", "Brandy", "Mandy", "Gloria", "Cecilia", "Maggie May", "Jessica", "Nancy", "Barbara Ann", "Billie Jean", "Layla", "Lola", "Polly", "Helena", "Jenny from the Block".

Fiesta: …Name 6 more!

Echo: "Sherry", "Laura", "Wendy", "Maria", "Peggy Sue", "Minnie the Moocher".

Fiesta: …Name 5 more.

Echo: "Tracy", "Jean", "Jane", "Mary Ann", "Eleanor Rigby".

Fiesta:

Fiesta: (storming out) Miércoles!

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(Splat and Fiesta go to a club together)

Fiesta: Damn, this is nice! I really like what they’ve done with the lights. So, the hottest club in Skylands’ heights. You might be right, this music’s tight! Yo, did I mention that you look great tonight? Because you do, you really—

Splat: Fiesta, relax!

Fiesta: (visibly nervous) Relax, qué relaxed? I’m relaxed!