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[biglisbonnews]

3 ways to make faith part of your work Read more... https://qz.com/3-ways-to-make-faith-part-of-your-work-1850284805

[eclecticsharkfirecalzone-blog]

Boneheaded Bryant: a tale of tales

A man, who was boneheaded in the means of his head was shaped like a bone. Let’s call him Bryant.

Bryant went down to the corner to find his usual prostitute, Lauretta. Once he found her, he gave her a crisp $100 bill and she began his usual: a neck rub with a finish of ball rubbing while in his Black Tinted Window Sedan. Once done, Bryant dropped her off at some gas station 3 miles down and went back home. Alone.

Bryant went to the doctor the next day to discuss his boneheaded shaped head. The results were back and the Doctor, Dr. Queupy (pronounced: Q-uppy) walked into the train-themed room to give Bryant the news: “I already know.”-Bryant solemnly mumbled then walked out of the room, to his Sedan, then drove off. Bryant drove for 5 hours. He thought about his life in retrospect. He thought about how kids nicknamed him ‘boneheaded Bryant’ and how it stuck all through school. He thought about how it took him 6 years to get through college. He thought about every silly meaningless thing.

Bryant was buried 74 hours later under an old Rosemary bush. There was no ceremony held and no headstone created.

[oncasette]

Hey I think you’re tagging the wrong person, as I don’t remember asking to be tagged. -simp-for-fictionalpeople

i’m sorry! missed a dash on the username!

[pavel-nosok]

Hasbro's First X-Men '97 Merch Is Masterfully Magnetic

It won’t be long before the legendary world of ‘90s classic X-Men: The Animated Series returns to Disney+ with X-Men ‘97, a brand new continuation of Marvel’s merry mutant mayhem. To celebrate, io9 has an exclusive first look at Hasbro’s celebration of all things X-Men… or in particular, one of their greatest… Read more…

[the-poison-in-my-veins]

#LOL #Accurate #DontCriticizeMe #FictionalCharacters #FictionalPeople

[fuckyeahjustanormalperson-a-blog]

#people #fiction #fictionalpeople #shadowhunters #jacewayland #jamiecampbellbower #claryfray #lilycollins #isabellelightwood #jemimawest #simonlewis #robertsheehan #aleclightwood #kevinzegers

[apocketforchange]

 ronworld said: Lizards are your ultimate fear? They’re so small! They can’t hurt anybody. I use to catch them when I was little. I thought women feared roaches more than anything lol

 fictionalpeople said: So frogs and lizards coming in the house is like a normal Florida thing then??

they're sooo gross idk I watched Parent Trap when I was younger and there was a scene with a lizard in the step mom's mouth and that was it for me.

and I don't think it's a normal florida thing (well it isn't for me). I keep all my doors shut to avoid those things lol but somehow they creep in

[pavel-nosok]

Mica Burton on Which La Forge Character She Related to More

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[yoitsrosalie]

In the place where I know I can go and find people who understand on days that feel like there aren't any. #reading #books #fictionalpeople (at Elliott Bay Book Company)

[holymolyitisannie]

100% of my problems revolve around fictional people, school, not being able to attend conventions, and the fact that Benedict's sister is named Tracy Peacock.

It makes me so frustrated I want to dig up dead bodies and chop them up with axes while sobbing and then jump off a four story building in a city in England.

[pavel-nosok]

Gizmodo Monday Puzzle: Let’s Make a Date

I imagine Gizmodo readers will not approve of a Luddite take, but I’m going to risk my skin and wax nostalgic for physical calendars. Do you remember Page-A-Day calendars? Each morning you’d tear a page to reveal the new date and some little reward for waking up—a comic, a vocab word, a brainteaser (!). We used to… Read more…

[pavel-nosok]

After 20 Years, Pokémon is Putting Kadabra Back in The Deck

Pokémon cards have always been a big deal, but the last several years have been eventful for the trading card game. Right alongside announcements of new mechanics and updates to how the game is played, the process of getting cards has become a whole ordeal as collectors have looked to snatch up cards and either keep… Read more…

[pavel-nosok]

Meet the Myopic Visionaries Who Failed to Make the Future

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly,” said Robert F. Kennedy. It’s a noble sentiment, but it still means there are going to be people who never get around to the “achieving greatly” part, and that’s who Failure to Launch, an upcoming comics anthology from Iron Circus, will showcase—the people… Read more…

[pavel-nosok]

Eight of the Best Self-Soothing Techniques for Little Kids

Babies are easy to soothe, right? Give them something to suck or wrap them up in a tight swaddle, and they melt in your arms. For little kids, a parent’s hug is still probably the most soothing response to their Big Feelings, but Mom and Dad are not always around in times of emotional distress. But if you start… Read more…

[pavel-nosok]

You're Using Your Ice Scraper Wrong

You’re Using Your Ice Scraper Wrong

I grew up in upstate New York without a garage, so I consider myself fairly skilled in the art of car de-icing—or so I thought. Ice storms have become more common in Portland since I moved here over a decade ago, and with each storm I get less confident in my ability to liberate my windshield. As it turns out, I… Read more…

[pavel-nosok]

Loki Narrates the (Very) Brief First Look at Season 2 of the Marvel Series

Loki Narrates the (Very) Brief First Look at Season 2 of the Marvel Series

In 2023, Marvel is going full multiverse. There’s Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and The Marvels to start, but don’t forget the show that started it all. That’s Loki and it too will be back in 2023. Read more…