#fic: BOYB

[ugh-yoongi]

hi jewel, i’m not sure if you’ve already mentioned before, but how do you imagine our bestie hsjk to look like?

hi friend!

everyone is free to headcanon him however they’d like, but to me this is hsjk:

it’s definitely what he looks like during the story, especially the first few chapters. he sent that panicked hair bleach text and wound up keeping it bc fuck it, he already made it that far.

but hsjk is hsjk. he’s ungovernable. he could change his appearance entirely at a second’s notice. reader probably had to do a “i dyed my hair with koolaid packets plz help” rescue once or… 50 times.

[nightsundream]

1/18/18

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Stulti

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2WRITmD

by mind_if_i_h

Ah, he was right.

I’m no different.

Words: 877, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Cavae Eques

Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Naegi Makoto, Kuwata Leon, Togami Byakuya, Little Fool (Hollow Knight)

Additional Tags: Mild Gore, The first half is bad but the second half is better, Love how my writing is at least decent when I get in the venting mood, Spoilers for both games mentioned, This takes place after another fic that I’ll post soon, Horror, can we get an f in chat for Makoto? Poor boyb, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2WRITmD

[ugh-yoongi]

All the songs from Layover form such a beautiful soundtrack for your Tae fic Because Of You Blue 💕

ah this is really lovely, thank you so much for thinking of boyb tae <3

[ugh-yoongi]

i forgot to ask then but how was hsjk's four twenty

to be honest with you he got handcuffed to the table in the museum break room so he couldn’t call out, allowed only small supervised bathroom breaks. threatened to call the cops except he called 119 instead and got the covid help line, so now he’s getting his fourth booster.

socially responsible king 😌

[ugh-yoongi]

🧠 for my beloved, hsjk pls

ty for asking about our resident king 😌

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

gets really high one night and starts the application process to immigrate to canada. insistent on living in charlemagne, quebec simply because it’s where celine dion is from. cries when he is informed he cannot, in fact, do this. applies to be on 90 day fiancé instead. cries over not being able to do that, either. immediately forgets he’s done both of these things as soon as he wakes up the next morning and keeps wondering why he keeps getting letters in the mail from immigration lawyers.

[ugh-yoongi]

hello darling, happy milestone reaching!

humbly requesting a crack crossover drabble of yousuck!jin meeting byob hsjk for absolutely no reason other than my entertainment 😌

love you

hello bee! thank you for gracing my ask box with the funniest request i have ever gotten. i hope this makes you chuckle. love u.

pairing: none, but features hsjk from boyb & vampire jin from you suck!

wc: 561

warnings: a reference to smth i wrote in the last chapter of boyb but you don't need to read it to understand. nothing else. this is pure idiocy.

Seokjin has lived a long time and has seen a lot of things.

A lot of weird shit, specifically, considering the world he inhabits.

He’s not sure he’s ever seen anything like this.

“Um,” he says dumbly, jaw snapping open and shut in rapid succession as he tries to put thoughts to words. “Uh,” is what he comes up with.

The man standing in front of him should, for all intents and purposes, be normal. He’s relatively tall, attractive, and people seem comfortable around him. Everyone at this party had smiled and cheered when he walked in and knew his name and various nicknames. So, yeah—he should be normal.

Instead, Seokjin watches in horror as this strange man before him stands in front of a mirror, eyeliner pen in hand, and draws all over his face. “What is he doing?” Seokjin asks you, voice hushed, like if he speaks too loud the weird man will realize he’s there and… do something. Attack, maybe. He makes Seokjin feel unsettled.

“Drawing tattoos on his face.”

Seokjin swallows. He knows what tattoos are, of course, and he knows why people get them. What he doesn’t understand is why this man is drawing fake ones on his face in the bathroom at a child’s birthday party.

“And why would he be doing that?”

You shrug. “No clue.” It’s your niece’s birthday. She’s turning four, and she loves Frozen, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, and Seokjin—in that order.

This is a strange display of human behavior and it’s driving Seokjin crazy. He crowds behind you, crouches down a little like he’s hiding or using you as a human shield, and whispers into your ear, “Can you ask him?”

“Seokjin, you’re like three-hundred years old. You’re a big boy. Ask him yourself.”

That’s just preposterous, and Seokjin says as much with a vigorous shake of his head. Whatever is wrong with this weird man is possibly contagious, and Seokjin doesn’t need to catch some incurable alien disease. “No.” He pouts, even though he’s behind you and you can’t see it. “I’m pouting,” he explains. “I’ve got the big puppy dog eyes that you can’t resist. Please ask him, he scares me.”

You huff in disbelief. Turn around so the two of you are face-to-face, and he wasn’t lying: he’s definitely got a pout and the puppy dog eyes. “You’re seriously scared of that guy?”

“Yes.” He shivers.

“You could kill him fifty different ways before he even has a chance to blink.”

Seokjin pouts harder. “He has weird energy. It makes me feel like I’ve got jock itch.”

“What the fuck,” you mutter under your breath. You don’t push it further. Instead, you turn towards the man and go, “Jungkook, what the fuck are you doing?”

Jungkook startles, accidentally draws a long, jagged line across face. “Aw, man,” he says, voice whiny. It feels like a jumpscare when he turns to the two of you with a wide smile. “I’m trying out a new character!”

You hum. “I see. And who might that be?”

He gestures to his face with one hand and to the dress he’s wearing with the other. “I’m Froze Malone!”

“Cool,” you deadpan. Then you’re turning back to Seokjin and fixing him with the meanest glare he’s ever seen you wear. “Happy now, you giant pissbaby?”

Seokjin does not understand humans at all.

[ugh-yoongi]

ok because of you blue IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!! are you kidding me right now i loved every moment of it!!!! i honestly think that is the greatest jungkook written of all time like im blown away! i am usually not a fan of exes to lovers but this is for sure 100% my new comfort fic!!! i love it omg 🥰🥰🥰 you are such an amazing writer thank you so much

folks himbo stoner jungkook has stolen another one ✊🏻😌

thank you so much!! i’m so glad you enjoyed it. that was the first bts fic i ever wrote and it’s so special to me. my baby. i really appreciate you giving it a chance and taking the time to share your thoughts.

you are an amazing reader thank YOU 🖤

[ugh-yoongi]

hi! so i'm just starting chapter 3 of because of you, blue and i can't get over jungkook calling mc "bestie" lol i love it so much. especially in ch. 2 when he's just super stoned omg

ahh thank u!! himbo stoner jungkook is truly the love of my life. i am so glad he’s brought you some joy as well! 🖤

[ugh-yoongi]

Hi. I finally finished reading ‘because of you, blue’. And the story is so good! I found it hard to stop reading when I was only at chapter four and it was already 6am for me lol. I wasn’t expecting to laugh as much as I cried over an exes au but it was really amazing. I think I experienced too many emotions reading this. Thank you so much for your story! And as much I love himbo stoner Jungkook, I can’t believe it would actually be Jin who was the secret star of the story lmao

thank you so much! i'm so glad you enjoyed it.

the jin bit was planned almost from the beginning and it was SO HARD to keep it under wraps! i just had to subtly plot him as this chaotic background schemer and shut up about it :')

thank you, again, for your kind words. they are truly appreciated <3

[ugh-yoongi]

Hi. I’ve only finished reading chapter two of because of you blue and I love it so much already. Also, a special shoutout to my boy, himbo stoner Jungkook. I love his character the most lmao

hello hello! i’m so glad you’re enjoying it! hsjk is truly the star, everyone deserves a chaos demon friend like him 😌

ty for your kind message 🖤

[ugh-yoongi]

on account of one jeon jungkook going live for like three hours this week’s chapter of boyb might be a few days late

pls direct all complaints to him thank u

[ugh-yoongi]

because of you, blue | masterlist

nearly a year out from your breakup with taehyung, jin begs you for help saving his failing restaurant. the two of you aren’t exactly friends, but you feel some stupid sense of obligation and, really, what’s the worst that could happen?

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⇢ chapter one

posted: 5th august 2021 | wc: 7.6k | rating: R | chapter warnings: swearing, lots of talk about being broke, even more talk about breakups & heartbreak, allusions to drug use, kim seokjin being a master manipulator, jeon jungkook being everyone’s favorite himbo stoner shithead.

⇢ chapter two

posted: 11th august 2021 | wc: 9.7k | rating: R | chapter warnings: swearing, more talk about breakups & heartbreak, recreational drug & alcohol usage, kim namjoon gets bullied, kim taehyung shows up looking like 200423 vlive taehyung, the himbo stoner jungkook supremacy continues, reader is petty.

⇢ chapter three

posted: 19th august 2021 | wc: 6k | rating: R | chapter warnings: swearing, lots of feelings, taehyung gets drunk and throws up and is generally a hot mess, hsjk is simultaneously a menace and a good friend, hoseok is literal sunshine, seokjin is a pest, this chapter is a lot of foundation-laying.

⇢ chapter four

posted: 26th august 2021 | wc: 6k | rating: R | chapter warnings: swearing, alcohol, lots of feelings, everyone except jung hoseok is a little emotionally constipated, everyone is a good friend, reader is a bit of a softie, lots more foundation building.

⇢ chapter five

posted: 2nd september 2021 | wc: 6.5k | rating: R | chapter warnings: swearing, one brief mention of alcohol, it’s christmas, koobi acting sus as always, yeontan finally arrives, lots of feelings and relationship talk, reader slowly thaws, world is shocked.

⇢ chapter six

posted: 17th september 2021 | wc: 10k | rating: NC-17 | chapter warnings: swearing, two dumbasses being dumbasses, jungkook gets real, smut in the form of: kissing, oral sex (f. receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, unprotected sex in the context of a former relationship, taehyung cries during sex, having full conversations during sex, taehyung gets a little mean but nothing serious, our boy is hurt ok, lots of feelings.

⇢ chapter seven (end)

posted: 29th september 2021 | wc: 6.2k | rating: NC-17 | chapter warnings: lots of swearing, one very brief and 1% explicit smut scene, yoongi finally makes an appearance, seokjin commits that crime, author does not know a damn thing about the law, happy ending.

[ugh-yoongi]

omg i loved the new chapter of boyb!! stoner jungkook is my baby 🥺

ahh anon, i'm so glad you enjoyed it <3

hsjk is the love of my life. i feel like we should start a support group for people who have been suckered in by him :')

[ugh-yoongi]

hi again!! the first chapter of boyb was amazing!! i loved the way u characterized oc and her relationship with jin!! i cant wait to read more 😄

thank you so much!

i’m so glad you enjoyed it and i’m so excited for you to read the rest!! 🖤

[ugh-yoongi]

Hey!!! Don't know if I'm allowed to ask this and you don't have to respond if you feel so, but can you let us know if because of you will have a happy ending or not? Btw, I love the story already and can't wait to watch where it goes 🥺 best of luck!

hi! of course you're allowed to ask :')

yes, boyb as it is will have a happy ending!! and eventually (*stares at wip list*) an alternate ending if you also happen to fall in love with himbo stoner jungkook and would prefer to end up with him instead.

thank you so much for asking & reading. <3