[ID: Digital drawings of Jekyll and Hyde characters as furries on a gray background. The first image is of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and they are each labelled as such. Dr. Jekyll is a thin sheep with curly white hair and wool and his face, hands, and feet are black. He has blonde sideburns and a goatee. He is wearing a white suit with a tailcoat with champagne colored lapels and cuffs, a pale yellow vest, a high-collared white shirt with a black bow-tie, and circular gold glasses. His short tail sticks out from between his coattails. Mr. Hyde is a much shorter black wolf with the skull structure of a sheep. His hair is black, curly, and wild, with a huge cowlick curling over his head. His eyes are a pale green with slit pupils and purple eyeshadow, his teeth are long and sharp, his claws are pale green with purple paw-pads, and his tail is long, fluffy and ragged, ending in a curl. He is wearing a purple high-collared shirt, a white cravat with a pale green fastener, a pale green patterned vest, black trousers, and pale green spats with purple buttons over his feet paws, and he holds a black and silver cane. Jekyll is standing with a surprised expression, 3-fingered hoof-hand near his mouth, looking to the side, while Hyde is hunched with a wide stance, bearing his teeth and claws, arms spread wide, looking slyly at the viewer.
The second image shows Mr. Utterson and Dr. Lanyon. Mr. Utterson is a short, fat, gray, British Shorthair cat wearing a shirt, vest, tie, pinstriped trousers, and spats over his paws, all in shades of muted blue. He is standing with a tired expression, looking slightly downward, holding a blue and silver cane. Dr. Lanyon is a tall, sturdily-built horse with red and white fur and a short blonde mane and tail, sideburns, and mustache. His hooves are gold, and he is wearing rectangular glasses, a pale pink high-collared shirt, a pink cravat, brown suspenders and trousers, and red lace-up spats. He is smiling and holding his suspenders with his pinkies out. His hands are 5-fingered with hoof-like ends.
The third image shows Jekyll and Lanyon physically butting heads, staring angrily at each other, with Utterson beneath them, lifting a finger and nervously saying "Gentlemen, please...." Utterson's paw beans are pink. end ID]
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FINALLY the SECRET FURRIES are REVEALED!! gaze upon my gay victorian men
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Of tragic teenage crushes
This is a request, written for @its-a-dark-place-here . Thank you to @fox-guardian for permitting me to use your Enfield for this.
Warning: Sappiness and swearing (directed to @fox-guardian who doesn’t like strong language)
Edward came home as grumpy as ever.
He had tried to confess his love to Richard Enfield and failed miserably. Instead he had resorted to petty, intellectual insults to keep a face in front of the 26-year-old man.
Dammit, why was it so hard to tell him how he felt?! Why did he always end up being mean to his older crush?!
“Fuck it all”, he muttered and buried his face in the pillow.
There he lay, wallowing in self-pity, until Dr. Henry Jekyll knocked on the door and told him it was dinner time.
They ate in silence, until Henry asked: “Is there something you want to tell me?”
“No.”
“Edward, is it about Enfield? Personally, I think you should leave it be, he is-”
“Shut up!”, the boy snapped. “Jut leave me the fuck alone!”
Henry frowned. “Hey now. Calm down. That's not how you talk to your father-”
“Exactly!!! With my father!!!”, Edward exploded.
How dare that old man! He wasn't his father! His father was dead! Henry was just his godfather. He had taken him in, after his parents' death in a car accident, six years ago.
Henry's face paled and he rushed off, without finishing his dinner. It was only now that Edward realised, that he had gone too far.
Fuck, I really keep dropping bricks today!
On the next afternoon, Edward was sitting on a park bench.
The morning had passed in icy silence, because he had been to cowardly to apologise to Henry. That sucked. Their relationship was awry, but the elder blond was the only family he had. And the old man had accepted his coming out as a trans boy, which his real parents had never done.
“Edward, are you okay?”
The black-haired boy blushed, when he recognised the voice of his crush.
“Do I look like I'm okay?”, he muttered.
Enfield sat down next to him and asked: “What's the matter, kid?”
Oh, how he hated being called 'kid'! Especially by him!
But instead of making another cutting remark, he just shrugged. “None of your business.”
The adult frowned. “Did you have a fight with your father?”
“HE'S NOT MY FATHER!”, Edward blew up.
“Whoa, Hyde, calm down! Isn't that in the eye of the beho-”
“SHUT UP! THAT IDIOT HAS A CRUSH ON YOUR COUSIN, BUT DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO JUST TELL HIM ALREADY! AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO ASK ME ABOUT MY OWN CRUSH!!!”
Richard sighed: “Well, to his defence, he doesn't know that Gabriel is autistic and needs it spelled out to him.”
“WELL, WHY DOESN'T HE, THEN???”, Edward yelled.
“Can you please stop yelling at me? I really don't know. It's not like I know much about the way older men love.”
Something clicked inside Edward's brain. He didn't know why, but somehow this seemed to be a chance to finally-
“Uhh … since we're speaking about love, Richard …”
Enfield tilted his head (damn, he always looked so adorable, when he did that!). “Yeah?”
“I'm in love with you!”, Edward blurted out.
The man's eyes widened and he blushed bright scarlet. Was that a good sign? Blushing was a good sign, right?
But then a heavy silence fell over them and the teenager wasn't so sure anymore.
“Well?”, he asked anxiously.
Enfield looked really uncomfortable, as he carefully answered: “I'm sorry. I can't be your boyfriend.”
Edward felt his heart crack and his eyes filled with tears. “Why?”, he choked, “Is it because I'm a trans boy? I can-”
“No, Edward! Don't think that!”
“Then why?!”, the boy wailed, “Is it because I'm so mean? I can change, I promise, I will never again-”
“Look, the main problem is that you're a minor. You're only sixteen and I'm almost twenty-seven. Besides, I don't like you that way. You're a good friend, but further than that- EDWARD, WAIT!”
But it was already too late.
The other had already leapt from the bench and proceeded to run all the way home. He burst through the front door, almost ran Henry over and dashed into his room.
There he slammed the door shut and flopped onto his bed.
A good friend he called me …
Just a good friend …
It wasn't fair!
Was he doomed to never be loved for his whole life?
Because honestly, if Enfield wouldn't love him, who would? It wasn't like he had any other friends!
And he just had to be in love with the only one he had!
Edward hated himself.
He hated himself for falling in love.
And he hated himself even more for falling in love with Enfield of all people.
Everything was in shambles, just because his heart was being stupid.
And now it was broken.
Dammit …
He buried his face in his pillow and let the waterworks flow.
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The Press - Week 3 vs Dallas
The Press w/ Chris[tian] and Spense[r] Week 3 - Cowboys
Well, that’s one way to open the season at home. Making a goal line stop on the final play of the game against the Patriots is the type of victory to get the young guys “big game” experience and the old guard amped for a return to the Super Bowl, and without the 12s filling the stadium to give our guys that extra boost in those moments, it was nice to see a miracle happen when all seemed lost.
The offense is rolling, and that’s mainly due to efficiency more than anything else. Russ might have eviscerated a ho-hum Atlanta secondary, but New England is always prepared for their opponent--that should inspire that weird, spiritual confidence this team can bolster with iconic performances against great teams in prime time. It’s hard to imagine the offense being better than it is right now. The defense, however, is still sort of up in the air. Jamal Adams is great and Quinton Dunbar seems to be stepping into his role effectively, but the Quandre Diggs ejection early makes it hard to properly evaluate the ceiling of this defense. Maybe that’s a good thing? The secondary without Diggs was shredded by a very dominant Cam Newton, and with a depleted pass rush, it’s hard to imagine facing a similar juggernaut and expecting a different result. This team will rely on winning the turnover battle and making big plays like usual, and that’s why Seattle escaped Sunday night with a victory--a clutch goal line stop from guys stepping up to help out a diminished defensive line.
Dallas is another team difficult to truly evaluate this early into the season. Key injuries and a new head coach in Mike McCarthy have muddied whether the talented roster can actually get the job done against potential playoff competition--at least this week. After barely managing to beat the collapsing Falcons as the clock hit :00, the Cowboys are coming to Seattle with as much momentum as the Seahawks, hoping to ride Dak’s high-volume passing attack to another unnecessarily close game (don’t they know that’s our specialty?). Although Zeke is their most talented skill player, the WR corps will test Seattle’s secondary in a way New England’s WR corps couldn’t, even without Quandre Diggs on the field. If Dak has all day to throw the ball, this game is going to be a shootout whether we want it to be or not, though it will be interesting to see whether or not the Cowboys attempt to slow the game down through Zeke. So long as the team can play clean, Russ should have a chance to close out the game late, like usual, with the additional upside to actually have a cushioned lead for a change. 2020 continues to surprise us all, huh?
I’m gonna go L.J. Collier for the first sack, Chris Carson for the first score, and a final tally of 42-26 in favor of Seattle.
Health seems to be the only thing standing in Seattle’s way at this point, but maybe last year ended in misery so this year could end in mania. Let Russ Cook. -C
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Last week was joy, misery, and a typical big time Hawks game. Wow o wow. The amount of entertainment and joy these guys have provided us is crazy over these past few years. The defense still has a lot of questions, and we’ll keep asking them going forward. However, a big stop here and there, and a big turnover was enough for the Hawks to escape a close game at 2-0. This weekend is our first “house money” game of the year. You win it and you’re in a GREAT spot at 3-0, but 2-1 isn’t the end of the world. The offense continued their dominance this season, as Russ looked as good as ever. Good performances from Swain, DK, and Lewis are encouraging as the floor for the offense keeps going up. Also, let’s note that Jason Myers hasn’t been asked to do much with how well we’re scoring, but he’s been lights out, even if the kicks aren’t the prettiest.
This week Dallas comes to town. Their first game of the season was a rough one as they lost to the LA Rams. It’s hard to say this is an ugly loss when the Rams have beaten us at least once a year for the past little bit. Last week however, Dallas looked very bad for 30 minutes, and not-so-bad for another 30. They squeaked out a win against Atlanta, and come up the PNW at 1-1. This Dallas team is banged up on defense, but still dangerous on offense. They could unravel a little bit and struggle to find their place as they manage their defense, or they could shape up and become a top 5 team in the NFC like many thought they would be. If anyone knows that early season records don’t dictate how good a team is, it’s us Seahawks fans.
A few matchups I’m interested in during this game… Lamb vs the slot. Will Jamal and Amadi mainly cover CeeDee? Zeke vs the LBs. Is Dallas content to let Zeke eat up the game? Hawks TE’s vs Dallas LBs. When will the Hawks feature Uncle Will? And is this the week we’ll see a 50/50 attack with Dallas struggling to find healthy linebackers, and the Hawks offensive line playing relatively well? The way I see this game going is the team that turns it over more will lose, as both offenses should be able to move the ball well, the team that forces the FG attempt, and gets a take away may be the one that pulls through. I’d be semi-happy if Dallas leaned on Zeke a little, as it’ll slow down their overall movement a bit, and give the Hawks more opportunities to produce a big play. I’ll pick 1st round pick Jordyn Brooks for the sack (he might nap an INT one of these weeks), and Hyde for the touchdown. Hawks win 27 – 23.
-Spense
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