#ffxiv sexymen

[dirty-ffxiv-confessions]

Confession: The only thing stopping me from breeding 90% of the men in this game is the fact that I don't have a cock. If I was born in the right body I would absolutely be getting every single one of those men boypreggers. Zenos, Urianger, Thancred, Gaius, G'raha Tia, Emet Selch, Erenville, Elidibus, Raubahn, Haurchefant, Aymeric, those two hot Viera men who definitely explored each other's bodies from the Dawntrail mining/botany quests, even random hot NPCs... I would get each and every one of them boypregnant. The cops knocked on my door while I was writing this and I almost ahit myself thinking the yaoi police were here for me

[wine-dark-soup]

love how everyone just accepted that sadu got a free pass in the ffxiv sexyman showdown. I was kinda expecting that people would be like "wait, what" or "hey why is she the ultimate finalist by default that's unfair". But no. Everyone is just rolling with it. Everyone agreed that the ultimate sexyman could be crowned ONLY if he was worthy of sadu khatun's flame. The insane lesbian who was a man in a past life judging the sexymen. It has. Sad(u)ly. A strong coherence to it. Im here for it

[elizabethrobertajones]

Day 1 of Endwalker: I did not get to roll my bunny boy because I was just too excited for all the other content but I will make him and he will be as hilariously french as I can make him because of how hard I laughed when messing around with the Benchmark thingy.

Also poor Frog definitely fell in some holes and got stuck when the ramp out was just behind her a few times but this time in brand new locations!! Wheee!

Haven't dared play a second of summoner, my previous best and favourite levelling job; was laid flat by a side quest that reminded me of flavour text that Urianger was the only weirdo who ever devoted himself to summoning an amber carbuncle; met a random NPC who was baffled by the decision to condemn coffee biscuits, which I think everyone who plays the game was wondering after the leve that gave free money for a few minutes coffee biscuit baking was nerfed (but also has in story lols that makes it even more sinister a choice after it was associated so strongly with True Gay Love).

Vibes. Just vibes in general.

Chickened out of making my reaper glam identical to my botanist glam.