#fewl roleplay

[brooklynsspiderman]

HI SPIDERMAN! HOW ARE YOU??

HI I WOULD BE GOOD BUT IM STRUGLING WITH ENGLISH HOMEWORK AGAIN 😭😭😭 I HATE ENGLISH SM LIKE I CAN SPEAK IT PLS STOP MAKING ME WRITE POEMS I DONT WANNA BE A POET

[thedevilsrain]

from volume 6 onwards, CMX comics (the DC branch which went on to translate 15 eroica volumes, before being terminated) started adding these little notes on the back of the FEWL volumes, roleplaying as if it were the major and dorian writing notes to themselves or each other. besides being really charming, a lot of these are just plain hilarious, especially the taglines

this one doesn't have a note, but here's the back of my volume 5, which made me scream the first time i read it

(these were taken from various ebay listings, fourth pic is by my dear friend @bishonenspit 🌹)

these are so iconique, in fact, that the team currently scanlating eroica (the iron rose team) redid the back cover format for the chapters they're translating, and i love them all so much

[fewl-ask-blog]

Major what is key to happiness.

Happiness is a state of mind, not a place. It has no door. Therefore no key. What's with this foppishness?

Major Klaus.

[fewl-ask-blog]

... I wish I didn't have to see this again.

A.

Plus Ultra - Yasuko Aoike (x)

[fewl-ask-blog]

MaJOR::: Kiss, marry, kill :3 Okay? Lord Gloria, Virgil Word and Mischa the Bear Cub

NEIN!!!

Major Klaus

[fewl-ask-blog]

Agent G, do you have any hobbies?

Yes! Actually I love knitting.

I believe that's the only thing I do, mh... I don't have much time.

I do love self care routines, but I wouldn't call that a hobbie but a MUST DO!

Look at this skin. Porcelain!

Agent G.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Lord Gloria: kiss, marry, kill: the Major, Agent G and Mr James HAHAHA

Oh my, that is outrageous!

I could never make such decision!

God, no, I don't even want to think about it.

Yet, for the record, I'd gladly marry my dear Major, I must say.

And I have never kissed dear G, so maybe it would be quite an opportunity...

Lord Gloria.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Lawrence: what's heavier, a kilogramme of feathers or a kilogramme of steel?

Steel?

Lawrence.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Agent G: kiss, marry, kill: the Major, Lord Gloria and Z

Easy! Kiss the Major, marry the Earl and kill Z!

Agent G.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Dear Lawrence, Do you sing in the shower? And if you do what is your fave song to sing?

I do, mysterious anon!

Well, I love singing, and let me tell you I'm rather great!

*clears throat* And noooow, the end is neeeeaaaar, and soOoO I faAAace the final curtaaain!

*a dog starts howling*

Charles Lawrence, from the SIS

[fewl-ask-blog]

Lord Gloria, how much of the Major's body have you seen? :v

I have seen quite much, yet not enough.

I can assure you, it could never be enough. The man is rather impressive...

Lord Gloria.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Major: Don't you like Lord Gloria? A tiny little baby bit??

First of all: what is that language? Speak properly.

Secondly: I hate him. He irritates me more than anyone and anything.

But he is perhaps a bit helpful, now and then. That's all.

Major Klaus.

[fewl-ask-blog]

G, tell me your best beauty tip!

The best beauty tip is mingling around with ugly coworkers.

But, also, find the best foundation for you, and don't use too much mascara because when you cry, it is a bit of a mess (no mascara is entirely waterproof).

G!

[fewl-ask-blog]

Agent Z, kiss, marry, kill: Agent G, Anneliese and the Major :3

Huh... I... I wouldn't know how to answer that...

I cannot harm my superiors but... I don't want to kiss or marry them either...

Yet, if anything... Well, I don't want to marry Anneliese after I abandoned her like that but... I kissed her.

I suppose I could marry... Subordinate G since we know each other better.

The last option is inevitable. I'm sorry.

I don't like this game...

Agent Z.

[fewl-ask-blog]

Major: have you ever been in love?

*ignores*

Major Klaus

[fewl-ask-blog]

Major: If you had to kiss Lord Gloria for a mission, would you?

I don't see how a mission would require that.

But I have been through the weirdest shit when it came to that idiot.

I suppose... If I can help it, I could send G or someone in my place (not Z, he may get raped, who knows what that degenerate thief could do).

But, if the issue has to be with me. Well, a mission is a mission. I hope this answers your question and now you can get the fuck out of my sight.

Major Klaus.