#fesse

[f007france]

[male-spirit]

Près de Lens : interpellé avec de la cocaïne lors d’un contrôle routier, il avait caché du cannabis entre ses fesses - L'Avenir de l'Artois

https://www.nordlittoral.fr/203591/article/2024-03-16/pres-de-lens-interpelle-avec-de-la-cocaine-lors-d-un-controle-routier-il-avait

Il pue la merde ton shit !

😁

[lagrenouillere]

[fesseeerotique]

Dans le doux murmure des vagues, là où l'azur se mêle à l'écume, s'élève l'hommage à la Déesse de la Mer. Son corps, ondoyant, glisse avec une grâce infinie, étreignant l’horizon d’un souffle langoureux.

[blaguescourtes]

Juste à côté de l'entrée…

[2t2r]

Le coco de mer ou cocofesse, la plus grosse graine du monde

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/coco-de-mer-cocofesse-plus-grosse-graine/

Le coco de mer ou cocofesse, la plus grosse graine du monde

[sylvainperrierfotografi]

Une photo qui fesse

Voici une photo qui ‘fesse’, une preuve indéniable que le rire est le meilleur remède, même lorsque la vie nous donne un coup de pied dans le derrière ! Dans les rues animées de la ville, deux femmes se promenaient d’un pas léger, échangeant des rires et des histoires. L’une d’entre elles portait un maillot de bain audacieux, qui mettait en valeur sa confiance et son amour-propre. Elle arborait…

[faeriekit]

#attempted murder for the ask game! 🌱

"...So I'm dead now," Danny ends his story, face in his hands.

"You were dead before this," Sam points out. She takes a bite out of her perfectly carved celery sticks.

"I know, but now I'm dead dead," Danny groans, earning a pat on the back from Tucker. "Like. Dash pushed me off a bridge. And sure, it was an accident, but come on! There's no way I could survive that if I wasn't...me! I can't, like, reappear after that! I should have been a goner!"

"I mean, it was probably an accident," Tucker adds encouragingly, continuing the patting. It's well meant but not helpful in the slightest. Danny groans.

"Congrats on faking your death by accident," Sam says through her celery. She offers Danny a celery stick in commiseration. He eats it, but it tastes like nothing. "Have any big plans?"

"I dunno. Die?"

"You did that already," Tucker and Sam point out.

Danny puts his face in his hands. "I... Did he even report me? Did he even report that he probably killed me? Like...to anyone?"

Tucker pulls out his newest PDA, Pollyanna. A few taps of the stylus. Some scrolling "...Nah, dude. No news, no cops. Legally, you're still alive."

And they sit there, in Sam's room, in silence, wondering how one of their classmates managed to mostly get away with murder.

"...Think he'll cry if you show up to school tomorrow like nothing happened?" Sam mutters, more out of spite than anything.

Everyone looks at each other.

"...Ten bucks," Tucker says.

"No bet. I do the scary eyes and he probably pisses his pants," Danny snorts.

"It's a deal," Sam decides. "All in on making Dash have a mental breakdown?"

Hands go in. One, two, three— Danny and Tucker whoop as their three hands go up, the two high-fiving as Sam holds in her cackle.

"Jazz is going to kill us," Danny snickers, almost guilty.

"After Dash killed you? Please. If anything, Jazz might fetch the Jack O' Nine Tails and kill him first."

[blaguescourtes]

La grenouille garde ses fesses…

[2t2r]

Le sauvetage d'un raton laveur en position embarrassante [vidéo]

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/le-sauvetage-dun-raton-laveur-en-position-embarrassante-video/

Le sauvetage d'un raton laveur en position embarrassante [vidéo]

[f007france]

[buggachat]

hm new year's ml season's resolution of mine should maybe be to post more. even if it's just my stupid unfiltered thoughts

[butchelves]

I personally cannot wait to see the cultural consequences of voltron legendary defender come to fruition

[fesseeerotique]

Fusion voluptueuse avec la Divinité Dans l'ombre veloutée d'un sanctuaire oublié, où les pierres millénaires murmurent leurs secrets, elle se love, corps et âme, dans une étreinte avec l'ineffable.

[arolegos]

mor of my cowboy ninja bullshit haiiiiiiiii . happy lesbian day!!!!

+ extra non cowboy amberpenis stuff!!! woohoo yuri!!!

[blaguescourtes]

Un homme fantasme sur Brigitte Bardot…