#ferengiposting

[nugulover69]

Quark and Rom speaking in Ferengi supercut

[attiredpan]

Post-Reform Ferenginar seeing many women going into Starfleet. Many of whom see Nog as a role model.

Nog ends up meeting a number of them and through the course of it ends up with like twelve emotionally adopted daughters

[isthereintruthnobeauty1968]

sorry for unprompted ferengiposting

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

Hi so I just found out about Rom and Leeta's wonderful daughter Bena and I already love her so much

Also they named her after Ben Sisko/the Bajoran word for joy, but also they accidentally named her subflooring in Ferengi which. Is making me picture like

Leeta, very excited: "Babe we should name our kid joy! It's such a pretty word in Bajoran and we can honour the emissary" :)

Rom, very happy for his lovely wife: "Aw that sounds great! How do you say that in Bajoran?"

Leeta: "Bena" <3

Rom: is wondering how to tell his wonderful wife who he loves very much that that means subflooring on his planet, the place where they live where this kid is gonna grow up (he never figures out how to tell her bc he is too shy and sweet)

[holotrek]

💖🥺 MAYBE FRIENDS WERE THE TRUE ASSETS WE GAINED ALONG THE WAY 😭💖

[nugulover69]

I call this gifset "Quark Whump"

[attiredpan]

Trying to think of idea for Ferenginars flora and what of it would be highly valued for decorative purposes but the only thing I can come up with for certain is a breed of plant based on Spanish moss

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

Heard y'all like Quank. I happen to have an assortment

[nugulover69]

Giving my ferengi pets for being such a good lil profit earner

[attiredpan]

Okay idea; Ferengi have jewelry kinks

Like I’m thinking super detailed and intricate body chains with embedded gemstones and carvings that probably take hours to put on properly and shit

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

So I'm thinkin about star trek but specifically trying to come up with interesting alien health problems for a fic I'm writing, which means speculative biology time, which means my headcanons again

Human food is probably NOTORIOUS for causing everyone else indigestion bc some of us are lactose tolerant, which. I mean irl that's stupid rare in adulthood, and some of these aliens are likely not even close to being mammals anyways, so it probably causes problems. I'll bet Vulcan food also sometimes has a reputation of causing discomfort, but because they like to eat REALLY spicy food (since their sense of taste isn't as strong).

Vulcans who are about to start Pon Farr tend to first load up on food and then start eating way less frequently (like. About a week before it maybe they get insanely hungry and get a bunch of weird cravings and stuff, and then a day or two before it starts their appetite gets really reduced)

Klingons and Ferengi are both polyphyodonts (teeth are continuously being replaced), but different. For Klingons, I think their teeth sort of reach a size limit and stop growing, but if a tooth gets knocked out a new one grows back into its place (mostly this is bc they have relatively straight, uncrowded looking teeth). For Ferengi, I think their teeth are always growing at least a little bit (they seem to be able to eat stuff like snail shells without discomfort, and have to sharpen their teeth, so their teeth probably grow considerably. I think this constant growth and wear is also why so many of them have really uneven and crooked teeth; they probably often have teeth that are all in different growth stages and might have a few that get sort of crowded in there like wisdom teeth)

It's a pretty popular headcanon (or is it canon? I'm honestly not sure) that Vulcans can purr; I think Romulans should be able to do that too

[nugulover69]

Love how the episode is called Little Green Men and the ferengi crew are all wearing green. no reason to mention this, I just thought it was cute

[attiredpan]

Having Nog as my introduction to wanting to fuck a Ferengi feels like the inverse of how, from my understanding, being a #quarkfucker is the primary gateway into Ferengi-fucking whereas for me, Nog was the the start and the end of it.

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

Idk either but if I'd shake their hand

i’m trying to imagine what i’d do if i saw someone in real life wearing a tshirt with quark from star trek deep space 9 on it in the year 2020 and i genuinely cant figure out what emotion i would feel

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

Hi I'm thinking about this quote about Ferengi costumes lmao rip to Armin Shimerman

"They were truly, truly wonderful. They were gorgeous to look at. They were funny, they were outrageous and they were truly a marvel. The only problem was wearing them! They were great for everybody but me. They were made out of couch material and they were very hot." (Armin Shimerman for Star Trek Explorer, Vol. 4, No. 4, p. 11)

[nugulover69]

Realizing I didn't give my Ferengi ocs stupid enough names if Frool and Grimp are the canon caliber I'm putting them up against