#feral rat child

[maxineislost]

Feral rat child dialogue ideas

I’m writing a character who has the energy of a chaotic 12-year-old girl who says the most out of pocket stuff

Any ideas for her dialogue are welcome :D

[levemetal]

I got Procreate and gave it a test run with some silly AU sketches of course

So have Calamity SJ adopting Hong‘er! Ft. my silly calamity MNQ AU and it’s inevitable conclusion of atticwife Jun Wu in the second pic because I am no longer in control here.

SY tried to be the cool uncle, unfortunately YQY is the cooler uncle so he got the Feng Xin treatment. Binghe about to start beef with a child lmfao.

Ling Wen is new heavenly emperor and I ensure you she is as overworked as ever, but she does not care about heavenly officials marrying calamities anymore. First was YQY, and then Jun Wu. Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan are really not trendstarters here.

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Clara Headcanons

She’s got claws and fangs

Her claws are mostly passable. For the most part, they just look like overgrown nails

She’s got eye shine similar to a cat

Way Too Pale. Almost like bleached bone

Ears? Slightly pointy

She does BIG STRETCHES like a cat

Will unashamedly bear her teeth at people

Makes strange vocalizations, such as growling and hissing

Listen, she’s clearly not human, so let her have little freaky traits

Touch-starved? Touch-starved

She can’t swim

Throw her in the water, and she will sink

Will eat Anything

Literally ANYTHING

And not just because she’s starving most of the time

She will eat worms straight out of the mud

She would eat the rats in the street if they weren’t infected

Daniil once tried to clip her claws, and she started yowling like she was being gutted alive. Thrashing and writhing. Ended up kicking him right in the face. (y’all know this TikTok? yeah, that’s them)

Gets the zoomies

Murky and Sticky are her best friends (they’re her only friends)

Thank god it’s so gloomy in the Town because she would fry in the sun

Randomly gets the taste of dirt in her mouth

Smells like dirt

Randomly gets full-body chills out of nowhere and is like 🧍‍♀️ immediately after

She can’t fucking read

Her handwriting is worse than chicken scratch

Daniil saw it and was like 😟

She also can’t do basic math

Daniil is constantly having to shoo her away like she’s a raccoon eating out his trash cans

Did I mention she’s touch-starved? Cause she is

Curls up until a little ball when she sleeps

Unless she’s running a fever, she doesn’t give off a lot of body heat

Very sensory-sensitive, especially to loud sounds

She’s very secretive about how her powers directly harm her health. They’re all she has, and the last thing she needs is for people to know there’s even more bad shit about them.

Hand injuries scare the shit out of her because she’s afraid that if her hands are damaged in any way, then her miracles will stop

She once dislocated two of her fingers and was CONVINCED her powers were gone, that she’ll never heal again, that she’s completely useless now

She was literally more worked up about this than the fact that her fingers were popped out of their sockets

Daniil, who had to set the bones, was like “will you CHILL OUT” and she just blubbered at him through tears in response

Once she realized her miracles still worked, she IMMEDIATELY got over it and was like “I’m fine now 😁”

Pulls her beanie over her eyes when she’s embarrassed

Touch-starved again

[rat-beanie]

[canisvesperus]

🚬🐗

[weeping-gospels]

“ I have always wanted one of my own. “

[jikigo]

so suddenly samael is penny and rayne is iola. fun

[pettyprocrastination]

ellaria: 

oberyn:

you: 

the child hiding behind you that oberyn thought you made up in a fit of madness: 

oberyn: so I feel like I owe you an apology-

[stonedgilbert]

jeremy vc: i call men daddy when i’m looking to add a lil Excitement to my day but honestly it’s a 50/50 shot on whether i mean it as a compliment or a threat

[bravevolunteer]

waves theoretical glamrock foxy in front of michael. ooooh you wanna call him ur favorite again so bad ooooo

"MY FAVORITE is whoever decides to bother me the least-" He misses Helpy.

[lascapigliata]

literally almost all the casting of hbo hdm was so so so so good and that's why it's so disappointing that some of the things i found lacking in it were baked in from episode 1 ergo irreparable by the end. bc i don't actually WANT to see mrs coulter ever played by anyone BUT ruth wilson who i think did a spectacular, impeccable job. for example

[sheena-is-a-punk-rocker]

that’s my bestie right there fr guys

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭

*forehead smooch*

[fishyvamp]

This would happen way way further down the line in the fae!AU timeline. Just thinking about Fae!Huntress somehow she and Little Cub get a kit of their own just this small little thing that somehow looks exactly like the perfect mix of you and her the rabbit Fae picking the child up by the scruff to show the other Faeries she's close to:

Fae!Trapper couldn't give a shit (a lie), kids are a hassle, and he's like 70-80% sure he'd be a shit dad. Most fae are anyways, but his father in life wasn't great either. No guarantees that wouldn't bleed through. Though his husband does look kid of cute holding the small kit. Nope, kids are a hassle the kit you and Fae!Huntress made isn't going to change his mind.

Fae!Hillbilly gushing over the little kit talking about wanting pups of his own to complete his family. Bug just shooting Little cub an annoyed look mouthing "god no". They're only just now adjusting to the fact that the dog they adopted a year ago is actually a fully grown man.

Fae!Wraith wondering if kids would be smart for him and Jinx. Knowing their luck they'd end up either with no kids or triplets if they tried. The sleepless nights, the endless tantrums, and there is still the lingering question of wether or not that luck is hereditary. Does he really want to risk being around that many black holes of luck? Nope not ready yet, but the kid is cute and he's happy to see Huntress so proud of the baby girl she's somehow made.

Fae!Executioner for just a moment pictures rat with a pup and promptly shoves that thought as far out of his mind knowing that whatever would come out of the unholy union of him and Rat would be a menace not just to him, but to the community as a whole. He's content to see Rat cooing at the child talking about the mischief they want to get up to with the kit once she can walk.

Fae!Ghostface sees all the fuss, he isn't allowed around the kit because huntress still wants him dead, but he fantasizes about giving sprig another little sapling all the same. His body all warm and fuzzy just imagining making Oak a big brother. Ghostface mentally wondering if he should get all of him involved keep sprig nice and filled. Yeah, that sounds like the perfect Idea for the Fae of many faces. Somewhere sprig is filled with a sense of dread already feeling his body aching knowing someone is having nasty thoughts they shouldn't be thinking.

[ariel-s-awesome]

Take a silly concept and expand on it.

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Danny's Unconventional Pets

I've seen a post about Vulture Culture (by @ender-reader), I've seen some posts about Danny befriending crows, stray cats and dogs and bats in the Batcave.

But what if it's rats? Gotham has lots of those, and, going along with a scenario of runaway, homeless Danny who is dumpster-diving on regular basis, he would see lots of them. And rats are smart.

Cue Danny the Piper of Hamelin Gotham, feral child who would fight you for stale leftover pizza, whose eyes always slide just over your shoulder like he sees something else behind you. The local cryptid of Gotham alleyways, who no one can track down but who somehow shows up in the most bizarre places because the rats told me you are here.

Imagine a Bat of your choice stumbling across him in an abandoned apartment, only it's not a child they see but a moving pile of a few dozen rats covering Danny like a blanket for warmth.

Also, rats are scary when they decide to fight you. Danny Phantom, the twisted Disney princess, with a street rat on his shoulder and a cold, guarded glare that is just a bit too green.

And, when given a home - any home, be it Batdoption or a Rogue - he brings his friends with him. Street rats click their teeth and nuzzle in his hands, and steal pieces of crackers out of his hands because rats are opportunists.

Just ✨️rat Danny✨️

[krakrac]

one thing about me i will have a Normal Moment every time i see a word that is in some way similar to tartaglia, like im gonna see tartar sauce and im asking myself why did they make him into a sauce