#feng yan re: beisheng: “yes but have you considered: they are my poor little meow meow”

[bitterflames]

2, 3, 4, 8, 27, 30 ;-D

whomst could this be? :D tyty for the asks! (from this oc ask post)

(no character specified so once again i will do both feng yan and beisheng!)

2. Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

feng yan: probably safe to let him babysit/petsit/plantsit for a week or so. probably not a lot longer than that. (he is reasonably responsible but his life is in shambles.)

beisheng: no no no no no no no. ABORT MISSION

3. Ask them to describe their love interest.

(for a given value of "love interest" aka Whatever Those Two Got Going On):

feng yan, about beisheng: "the scariest thing i've ever seen. the most beautiful, too. strange and terrifying... but so lonely and sad."

beisheng, about feng yan: "fool of a man. without rival under the heavens. the one existence in this world i could not bear to lose."

4. Do they look good in red?

both: very much so. ❤️

8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

feng yan prefers a straightforward approach to problem-solving. kind of guy who would just cut straight through the gordian knot. puzzles aren't really his speed, but he does like to work with his hands; i could see him making them, perhaps?

beisheng likes things that are pretty and well-made. would probably enjoy puzzles like these ones just for the craftsmanship involved.

27. Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

feng yan is way too chill about wrongs done to him honestly. not in a magnanimous way, more of a secret third thing (indifference).

beisheng meanwhile is the lingering sorrow and resentment of a slain god that coalesced around its bones and was made into a sword that then cultivated a human form. they are literally a walking grudge. maybe more of an ominously floating grudge, sometimes.

30. What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

feng yan would walk away from it all. live out a quiet life somewhere he'll never be found, running a little smithy in some backwater village and keeping house for his very pretty very spoiled eldritch swordwife.

beisheng's decisions are not based upon forgiveness or lack thereof. but would they like to make feng yan immortal so that they never have to lose him, regardless of the consequences? yes.