#fellow rogues

[doctorcranes-ask]

Since you dont do ringtones, what kind of bird do you associate different friends/people with?

Edward: Peacock. Loud, rude, and flashy

Harley: Galah Cockatoo. Bright and loud.

Enigma: Rosy-faced lovebird. Lovebirds fuckin love biting people. Lil shits

Jervis: Blue parakeet. If a parakeet was the size of a fuckin macaw. Could’ve done dodo, but that seemed rude.

I’ll do more if people are interested.

[doctorcranes-ask]

@otis-flannegan-the-ratcacther thoughts?

[doctorcranes-ask]

would you interview Hatter Eddie if I chained him to a chair and placed tasers everywhere?

If I had him in that position, we’d be doing a full experiment. There’s no need to waste such a perfect opportunity to test my toxin.

[ @a-rather-curious-enigma ]

[doctorcranes-ask]

Guess who.

it's me, with a taser! don't question it.

[ @well-riddle-me-this @a-rather-curious-enigma]

[klonoadreams]

Please Fellow reaction to Scully when he gets to Ramshackle is that, ‘wow this kid is weirdo’ because that funny considering him and Gidelle

Honest Fellow just looks at that kid, like, "See that, Gidel? That's what happens to students who don't study."

Like he's one to talk, mister has an elementary school education at the absolute best. Will shield Gidel from Scully if he tries the greeting with a kiss, cuz he made Gidel hiss (kittens hissing is like one of the few things they can do at birth and since Gidel can sneeze, he can very much hiss—it does not require vocal cords).

Gidel hissing at Scully would be the funniest shit ever, cuz his tail is all puffed up and he's like ready to slash or bonk with the hammer.

Rollo just watching Scully get clawed/bonked like, "Fool."

Scully J. Graves is just one of many weirdos in Ramshackle Dorm. No one is normal here. Especially not Yuu (ewe), get with the program everyone, we're all weirdos lmao

[doctorcranes-ask]

Edward gave me a headache, if that's any inspiration.

what do u give to a guy you’re moving into the house of? a gun? a mug? a hand grenade? flowers?

[doctorcranes-ask]

YOU!

all @‘s of your friends/ colleagues/ whatever you call them to make yourself sound cooler, cough ‘em up now.

uh.

@tetchy-hatter, @3n1gm4blogs (when he isn't being annoying) , and @kingtutsawesomeaskblog (when he isn't being too crazy)

@scarecrowspawn is my alternate..spawn? He’s not my son, technically. @quite-the-enigma is my assistant. @solongandgoodnightxoxo is Riddlers fiance, we're friendly. I joked @the-e-nigma was my favorite riddler.

uhh oh @spoiledbutkindaawayne and @ohgodtheresanotherone too.

Alternate me: @crane-posting

Alternate Ed: @well-riddle-me-this

[doctorcranes-ask]

*There was a knock on your door. It's was Riddler dress to nine aka his Riddler suit. Even having the stupid bowler hat. He knocked again a few seconds after being impatient waiting for you.*

Hope you didn't forget what we agreed to today.

@well-riddle-me-this

Jonathan opened the door slightly before fully opening it. he was wearing sweatpants and an Elvira shirt...so not very fancy. but he was wearing his glasses for once! that's gotta count for something

Of course I didn't forget. I am not senile.

[doctorcranes-ask]

I'm sure you're excited for the upcoming colder months, Dr.Fries.

my only hope is that it doesn't start snowing before the end of fall, so I can fully enjoy the season before needing to lay low. burlap and snow don't mix.

Now I know the heat and humidity of Gotham's summer can get to some, but please refrain from trying to break into my lair. It is too cold and you will die.

[unshatters-your-teacup]

I’m calling it now, IF Lois takes that job offer from Vicki Vale we’re getting Batman in the next season of MAWS

[foolishlyzephyrus]

so sorry for anyone that thought indira varma might tie back to suzie costello, unfortunately she was in fact just a bird

[doctorcranes-ask]

how's the date with riddler going?

Horrible. I had to cut the experiments short because I can't stand the child currently running around. Then I had to comfort Jervis and kick out a hatter Edward.

and now I need to prepare fucking stake. I hate making stake.

[ @3n1gm4blogs ]

[doctorcranes-ask]

Try having that happen while you’re both sitting in a mental asylum.

Harleen has a habit of just randomly diagnosing people mid conversation.

Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??

Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.

Help??

[great-pan-is-dead]

my impatience levels at having read every single fic in the Fifteen/Rogue AO3 tag while being in bed with a cold for days while being unable to finish and publish the one I'm writing because I'm too much of a limp noodle to sit at my computer and edit it are reaching critical launch me into the atmosphere heights

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

if rogue doesn't become the master I'm flipping this table

[about-faces]

On some fundamental level, I truly can’t understand how anyone’s favorite Batman character is Batman himself.