#fedpost

[sergeant-macho-nacho]

Hey Tumblr folks out there. I know how you always wanted to be imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay and sweep the floor hands free. So this is how you do that. This is a Fed post. There are many like it and they are traps that will have you sent to somewhere you dont want to go. Dont be stupid.

I know You may have had some ideas, but Blogs like the one pictured and my own are probably traps that will get you followed by the FBI until you "walk in front of a train" like Terry A Davis.

Even though homemade Guns are legal federally in the United States foreign powers want to get rid our our legal protections to arm ourselves therefore making it easier to plunder our country.

States like New York have already admitted to spying on purchases of 3d printers and making arrests based on that information.

Use a VPN or disposable device for buying anything firearm related. Dont have gun parts sent to your address. Use stealth.

We may have a war with China in the next few years and the United States government will not arm you when that happens.

[zacariah-d]

Acab includes discord moderators

[flinny-so]

you know what it is, it's fedpost friday!

Elon received no votes. Elon will take no oath.

The level of suffering inflicted by someone with wealth to last 10,000 years is perverse.

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I hope for Good Omens season 3 Neil Gaiman pulls the, "Actually Aziraphale and Crowley don't need to kiss to show they love each other" card because Michael Sheen would personally bomb the Amazon headquarters

[rretaenam]

happy monday jeanharry tag checkers

[idkbitingnailsbitch]

how everyone's talking about the CEO situation right now.

this is waaaay too accurate

similar to how the convos went when the submersible imploded

edit: or when Shinzo Abe was killed by this dude with the Final Fantasy gun

comment if you can think of another example

[sharkgirldick]

if I don't get absolutely filled and broken in the next 20 minutes my life is over over like for real no joke

I'm on my way! Hold in there!!

[spookcataloger]

I wouldn't worry about it (2018)

[flankout]

[canisvesperus]

If you see a betta fish in one of those dreadful cups you know you can just put them in your hoodie pocket and walk out. right

[sergeant-macho-nacho]

Theres two types of people in this world

Those who didnt see shit and

Those who shared the shooters portrait so he could be identified

[xcarbon]

Hey bestie me 'n the other girlies in the squad are going out to assault some fossil fuel infrastructure, wanna come with?

[superpoorlifechoices]

JESUS CHRIST, STOP REBLOGGING THE POSTS ABOUT IEDS AND GUERILLA WARFARE ON ACCOUNTS LINKED TO YOUR E-MAIL

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO AN IP WARRANT

YOU FUCKING CLOWNS

[enriquemzn262]

[fedposting]

gallows humour

[theslackerjack]

Sorry for the random ask dude, but I just found out that it's illegal to have self-defence weapons in Canada. As in, the only way you're allowed to have a knife or mace on you is if you can prove it's for work (gutting fish with knife) or protection from wild animals (bear mace while walking in nature) or something like that. I knew that some weapons were illegal but I didn't know they were ALL illegal. I live here. What the hell am I supposed to do now I am so STRESSED!!!

ok here's the solution

i know what you have to do

u HAVE to sell your ASS

sell ass at any and all occasions, to acquire as much illegal money as possible. when you have a sizable portion of ass omeny (should take a while, since you shouldn't bother with haggling and more of closing as many ass deals as quickly as possible), hike into the united america under the cover of woods and darkness. if you encounter a wendigo in the forest, have sex with it too for save passage

once you're into a town, buy as many guns as you can. buy some drugs first since the drug guys can tell you where the gun guys are. everyone knows this. (don't stop selling your ass btw) once you're stocked up, simply go back the way you came through the woods into canada. buy something nice for teh wendigo too. not a gun: they don't like those

i am an americaon of USA. this stragtety WILL work. everyone does it. you can doo

canadan has no right to exist