#featuring some cat i guess lmfao

[redrawthecolorlessworld]

Meow

just like how it is with colorless, primeval, arta, and destonio, convergence is also not immune to getting projected on by me

in this case......he is a Cat Lover™. much like i am :3

———

This world is ugly.

Stupid.

Awful.

Shitty.

A pain to live in.

The people here are a bunch of stupid lowly idiots—they're all the exact same to me.

That's why...I've made it my goal to destroy this world once and for all.

Because there is nothing good about living in this wretched planet.

So my only choice is to—

"Meow."

...Huh?

The sound of...some creature, managed to snap me out of my internal breakdown. I started taking in the scenery around me; a dark alleyway. It's not nighttime right now, but this part of the city is pretty secluded from any other part of it, so no wonder it lacks any sort of light. That's when I realized that I was basically hugging myself as I stood with my back against the wall behind me.

I then quickly looked down, before seeing a white furred cat sitting infront of me. The cat looked up to me, before letting out another soft meow. My heart...it felt like melting from the sheer cuteness of it. I glanced around my surroundings once again, making sure no one else was in sight, before finally glancing back at the cat.

"...Meow."

"Mreow!"

Hearing the cat respond to me, I let myself smile. I crouched down so that I'm practically on the cat's level. "Meow." I said again (embarrassingly enough), and the cat responds with its own meow. Oh, Amazing Mighty...this is just too cute for me to handle.

I reached out my hand to pet the cat on the head, and it seems to be enjoying it a lot. "Mrow!!!" Hearing that, I laughed. "Meow." I replied, petting the cat some more. Seeing its tail move around a lot like that...

I feel like I might explode and die.

"Meow."

"Mreoowww."

"Meow?"

"Meeooww!!!!"

"Heh. Meow!"

"What the hell."

I immediately froze after hearing a third person (why am I saying "third person"??) speak. I quickly looked up, my eyes widening as I saw a white haired woman looked down at me with clear confusion in her eyes. "...Yo. What the hell are you doing here alone??" She asked, before glancing towards the cat I was petting earlier. "...With that cat?" She then added.

I recognize her—she's the infamous Destr0yer; the former Goddess of Destruction who got "fired" from her job for trying to make an attempt to destroy the world herself. How disappointing to know a failure like her is still alive and roaming around the streets of Modelista like this.

"...Get the fuck out of here and mind your own goddamn business."

"Okay, okay, fine! Geez—have some chill."

"Yeah. Run along now. Leave me and Clara alone."

"You- you named the cat???"

"Just get out!"

[explicitred]

In streamer au male reader was self aware and teases some of the characters like when he doesn't come home they'll receive a message from him saying "better luck next time "insert reader emote""and maybe can come out of the game and many chaotic things

Genshin Impact Streamer AU (Self-Aware Reader)

letss gooo?? omg what a hot new character!!! woahh... and they're reading these words...???

You slyly smiled as you dodged those pesky pink and blue wishes. They looked more like meteorites the more you practically danced above the clouds, the little wishes becoming faster and... more desperate? ...Hah. They must be the one spawning these things, hm? How cute. Perhaps it'd be fun to tease them a bit. After all, now I know how needy you are for me <3 (im sorry)

"Better luck next time~!" They literally slam their desk, dramatically crying as they lose their pity to someone else. NOOO- PLEASE! THEY SKIPPED SO MANY OTHER CHARACTERS WAITING FOR YOU!! (And so many sacrificial rituals-) They just need to get you so they can stare at you for hours in the game! Their chat spams them with crying emojis and encouraging words, while others laugh at their misery, finding them amusing. Wait, wait wait. You winked? You spoke? ...Wait, was that a new feature? OH GOD THAT'S SO HOT- TEASE THEM MORE- Kaeya, Childe (only skipped other characters to stay loyal to you. he's a good wife! and only reason he's crying is because you keep purposely dodging his wishes even after he was guaranteed getting you! mans has enough money to keep at it anyway), Kaveh (prolly starved to get you lmfao. HE ATE CAT FOOD), Lyney, Venti, Heizou

Just stares at you as you tease them, saying to them "Better luck next time~!" Theories are going through their head... The math is mathing... The brain is braining... Hmm... 🤔 Albedo, Alhaitham, Heizou

Takes a billion screenshots of the textbox, repeating to themselves again and again "better luck next time" with a happy smile, taking this as you noticing them. They think nothing of this "new feature", thinking that Genshin just slid this in without telling anyone. I guess they're too happy to be properly teased...? Ayaka, Childe, Thoma

Not surprised but still crying their hearts out. RIP the sacrifice of their wallets. Mona, Bennett (platonic).

Now, when you literally get out of the screen...?

Oh, my! Who's this fine person? Wait, it's you? Sheesh, you look better up close! WAIT WHAT- (internally freaking out but very blushy blushy) Childe, Xiao, Diluc, Wanderer, Lyney, everyone.

Just straight up gets on one of their knees. They've had dreams about this moment. They've written fanfics about this moment. And who cares if this is an hallucination or dream? They're going to make the damn most of it! Taking out their carefully crafted and customized wedding ring, that they bought just for this fantasy, they propose to you. "Will you... marry me?!" Albedo, Yae (She's written and published actual fanfics of you), Childe, Itto

They pass out. That's it. I guess you're just that hot, huh? You might have to help them~ Ayaka, Itto, Kaveh

Literally so embarrassed. They're just in their pajamas, slightly messy hair and all. Regardless or not this is a dream, they have to look good for you 24/7! Ayaka, Cyno, Neuvillette, Xiao

You look around, seeing their room filled with merch of you. Blankets with your face on them, towels with your face on them, posters, figurines, shrines, etc. And... And... IS THAT A POSTER OF JUST YOUR ABS-!? And a f*cking CAT named after you!? Oh god. Get me out of here. some people...

A few days later...

They've adorned you with the softest, coziest pajamas! They're now currently trying to convince you to sleep with them in their bed. Maybe sneak in a few cuddles or two... "Let me love you and show you how special you are <3" Childe, Ayato, Alhaitham, Albedo, Diluc, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Kazuha, etc...

Not afraid to show you to other people, even though they have a literal fictional character with them. "Hey! Here's my hot lover!" "Wha-? ...I might have to steal them from you. Ahem! Oh, do they like cosplaying or something?" Alhaitham (knows he can get away with just saying that you cosplay a lot), Albedo ("oh? they just like cosplaying."), Childe ("don't care, lol. anyway, look at my hot spouse-"), Ayato ("cosplaying."), Heizou ("just say that you're cosplaying!")

Constantly trying to hide you. After all, they have a literal fictional character who came out a game! Who knows what people will do if they know of this?! Sucrose, Wanderer (he just doesn't want people to look at what's his), Diluc, Ayaka

Panicking and blushing hardcore every time they see you. Oh, goodness... Do you even know how perfect you look everyday?! How perfect you are each and every second?! They blush so much just from looking at you... How are they going to survive with you living with them from now on?! Everyone.

INDIVIDUAL STORIES: CHILDE, XIAO

AGGHHH! STOP DODGING THEIR WISHES!! THEY LITERALLY SPENT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS FOR YOU 😭😭😭

Wait- Life savings? Pfft, nah. That's just some spare change. Childe sighs, dramatically slumping in his chair as he loses the 50/50. The chat was currently going wild on him, making fun of him for getting the wrong character.

"LLLLL" "💀💀💀" "can't believe he lost 😭" "wait, why is everyone reacting as if he doesn't have over 9999 wishes?" "lmfao"

The ginger man pouts, whining cutely. "Chaaattt~! Stop making fun of me! I'll get them this time! It's guaranteed anyway!"

"...Huh?"

Childe blinks, seeing your splash art... move? ...Huh. That's weird. Did Genshin add this new feature? Usually, the splash art doesn't move when on the initial summoning screen.

"Huh??? Is this a new feature?" "Damn, you really are Genshin's golden child..." "omfggg step on me this new chara so hot" "love this new character, i'll be yo baby mama trust"

Childe huffs, seeing a text on his screen, a bit confused, but slightly amused nonetheless.

"Better luck next time~! <3"

"Hmph, just you wait, darl- comrade! I'll get you!"

Xiao's face reddens on stream, clicking onto the wishing screen, seeing your splash art. God, he wants you so badly. Too bad he's not guaranteed you since he won his last 50/50. He just hopes he'll win this one too. ...My, you're still as hot as ever! His chat seemed to agree.

"AHHHH WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT" "I WANT THEM TOO" "marry meeeeee new chara"

Well, here goes his primogems... Down the drain it goes!

Click.

Please, please, please- He loves you so badly-

He'll get on his knees for you! Just come home!

His breath hitches, seeing a golden star appear on his screen.

He's all entirely yours! Just please-!

After a few clicks, hurriedly rushing through the three-star weapons, Xiao's eyes land on Keqing.

Xiao frowns, returning back to the initial summoning screen after a couple more clicks, wistfully staring at your splash art. Great. He didn't have anymore primogems for you.

He suddenly chokes, jolting slightly in his chair as he sees you winking at him, mouthing the words "Better luck next time~! 😘" as a textbox appears with the same exact words.

Damn. Now even his love a fictional character was teasing him!

Bonus: (aka my drafts)

"Aggghh... I spent so much money!!" Childe huffed as he kept clicking the 10-pull button repeatedly, staring at his screen as if in a trance. "...Oh, right. I'm rich!" His chat exploded with comments such as:

"Bruh you FORGOT that you're rich??" "rich people problems" "dude lost the 50/50 LMFAO HELP" "MY GUY YOU HAVE A BILLION INTERTWINED FAINTS WHAT YOU ON ABOUT 💀💀💀"

Childe thought out loud, thinking to himself. "Oh, but maybe my darling will appreciate it if I do another ritual and sacrifice-"

"What, you're going to push another fictional cat off of Liyue's dock-?"

bonus bonus: (another scrapped draft!)

merch. merch. merch. Your face on a hoodie? Wallet out. A rip-off figurine version of you when you're doing the fisheye meme? Bank account out. Doesn't matter. If your face is on it, give. Their fans think that they're too obsessed with you, but they don't see your true beauty!! Literally browses and buys merch of you on stream. "Hey, chat, which item do you think looks better? I think this potted plant version of them looks nice, but maybe we should buy them as a smegsy raccoon-" Wha...? We don't have anymore money...? JUST SELL THE HOUSE-

me when my partner doesnt do his part and its worth 50 percent of our grade

[blue-jisungs]

drunken souvenir

# author's note … inspired by that one cute pic of a white cat covered in kisses and the fact that i did the same to my cat accidentally 😭

# warnings … mention of drinking n being drunk (as the title suggests lmfao), not proofread (are we surprised atp)

# word count ... 587

yangyang woke up, stretching slowly. he had a blurry memory of you coming back home in the middle of the night after hanging out with your friends. he only remembered, as if through fog, you stumbled in the corridor and then how you plopped onto the mattress, falling asleep right away.

he looked to his left and smiled upon seeing your still sleeping form. you had your makeup on, which imprinted on the pillow.

“ah, y/n” he shook his head and stood up, deciding to grab some makeup remover. yangyang didn’t even glance in the mirror - just straight up took the necessities.

on his way out coco swirled around his feet.

“one second baby, let me just clean up this big baby” he snickered and leaned to scratch the feline’s ear. his brows furrowed upon seeing a burgundy stain on its head.

yangyang’s heart dropped, thinking coco got hurt. he almost dropped the bottle he was holding but upon warranting a second look he realized it’s… a lipstick stain.

the shape of your lips. on coco’s white-furred forehead.

“morning, baby” your groan caused him to look up. he only smiled when he saw you rub your eye, smearing the mascara even more.

“hi, sleepyhead” yangyang hummed and joined you in the bed again, sitting at the edge next to you. he handed you the makeup remover and pointed at the pillow “did you have fun?”

“oh yeah. i think i broke a rib from all the laughing… it was good to hang out all together again. and, welp, drink… i drank so much… my head is about to explode, actually” you murmured, sending him a soft smile “i hope i didn’t wake you up when i came back home? i think i tried to be quiet”

he shook his head and scanned your features. you could see the amusement painted all over his face, ready to tease you about something.

“what? is it the makeup?” you asked, scoffing.

“no, no. it’s just that… i think you were a little too excited to see coco” he grinned and quickly grabbed the cat when it was strolling next to the bed. the feline meowed but snuggled against his chest.

only then you noticed the vermillion lipstick stain on coco’s head.

you started laughing and touched your lips, bare remains of yesterday’s makeup still on.

“i’m so sorry… i think, yeah. i don’t know, i forgot i had my lipstick on” you laughed and scratched coco’s head “how do we even get it off?”

“no idea… i guess i’ll have to look it up” yanyang laughed and put coco on the bed. the cat purred and sat, observing you two. especially it’s dad. he noticed the feline’s stare and started playing with it “whatcha looking at, hm?”

“well, she has a reason” you giggled and stood up, walking to the bathroom to take care of your face.

“i know i’m handsome–” he started nonchalantly.

“that’s not that” you interrupted him with a laugh.

yangyang furrowed his brows, confused. he stood up, joining you in the bathroom.

only then he saw his face. entirely covered in maroon colored lipstick stains. his nose, cheeks, forehead, chin. even one in the corner of his lips and under his left brow.

he felt blood rushing to his face, something quite… heartwarming about this sight. about the idea of coming home and just pepper-kissing his face with no control.

“you’re crazy” he whispered and traced one of the drunken souvenirs with a whipped smile.

masterlist <3

taglist. @l3visbby ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @planetkiimchi ,, @mon2sunjinsuver ,, @w3bqrl ,,

@slytherinshua ,, @haecien ,, @eternalgyu

[narugen]

my brain cooked up a rly good hoshimina idea while i was in the shower

featuring best friends (begrudgingly) hoshina and narumi, siblings narumi and kikoru, exes or something but not quite narumina (not plot relevant. just a bit but only mentioned like once briefly). pet shop owner kafka, mina who’s a pro athlete (subject to change.) but works there some days to help out, and hoshina a barista at the coffee shop down the road (where mina is a regular at) and neighbours hoshimina

okay so narumi drags hoshina to the pet store (where hoshina got his german shepard) and is like. i think i need to adopt a cat. and hoshina is like with what money bc he knows that pro gamer/twitch streamer business is like . not there at all (narumi L) and narumi is like Of course kikoru will be paying (they don’t even live together. they’re next door neighbours bc kikoru couldn’t stand the idea of living with narumi who’s a MESS)

(context is kikoru’s parents are both gone 🙏 and narumi used to visit the shinomiya’s a lot so he’s basically their second child and kikoru’s older brother ok - they both inherited some money but kikoru got the larger chunk of it)

and hoshina is like i really do not think she will. and mina who’s on shift that day is like: “you again?” to narumi and hoshina is like oh this Beautiful person was not here when i bought the dog last time. Hello. (does not say this nor does he let it show on his face that he’s been dazzled by this pet store employee) (narumi notices IMMEDIATELY) and narumi is like, “mina-san, hear me out-,” and hoshina has to do a double take bc narumi NEVER addresses anyone with honorifics.

“i’m busy. go away.” she says and that’s clearly Not customer service to someone u don’t know so hoshina instantly realizes narumina know each other but doesn’t question it. instead he decides he needs to stock up on pet food for his dog (number 10 LMFAO. jk. maybe) and leaves narumi to be a big baby where the kittens are.

mina, back to customer service mode, asks hoshina if she can help with anything and hoshina is just like Too stunned to speak bc girl should be a Model or something not here selling pet food and he’s like Oh i got it don’t worry (not letting it show on his face)

they leave and narumi is like LOL you’re a loser and hoshina is just like i don’t want to hear that from you. ever.

they return the next day ANYWAY because narumi is ITCHING to get the fucking cat and hoshina is driving (narumi has his motorbike but is #lazy) and narumi makes kikoru come along to try and convince her to pay for the cat’s adoption fees and all its necessities

kikoru enters the store and LOVES the cats but no she will not be paying a single cent for it. narumi u can go fuck urself. and narumi is like but u can come over and play with it. and she’s like ur just gonna make me pet sit while u game for ur 20 viewers. (cue narumi rage noises)

and mina just SIGHS because narumi please leave me alone . god but at least hoshina is there (mina visits the coffee shop hoshina works at most mornings but i guess with the rush hour he never noticed her but mina has been like eyeing him for ages okay.)

anyway kikoru also goes wow she’s gorgeous when they’re back in the car after they leave empty handed and hoshina is just happy to have seen mina again :) and then narumi is like lol guess what. we used to date and they both do a double take (hoshina trying not to be obvious abt it and narumi is like HAHA!) kikoru is saying shit like narumi is too ugly too loser too disgusting to have seriously dated someone as beautiful as her and hoshina in his head is like Yeah. wtf. and that’s how hoshina finds out narumina were classmates in uni .

anw that’s not rly important but i do want to emphasise that mina doesn’t have any other friends aside from kafka so narumi checks up on her (to her own annoyance) every once in a while (accidentally became daily) and hoshina is like Hm. okay.

ANYWAY. one day hoshina come back from walking his dog and SURPRISE guess who’s his next door neighbor that he somehow never ran into despite living there for two years. ashiro mina 🕺🕺🕺 he’s like Too flustered to speak and mina is like (playing it cool) you were with that nuisance weren’t you (knows who he is)

and he’s like um yeah. unfortunately. and she just nods (HER BRAIN IS SILENTLY WORKING IN OVERDRIVE TRYING TO MAKE TJE CONVO LAST LOBGER BUT SHES SOOO OSHIT TALKING AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS) so she gives up and decides this is where fate takes her. she has yet again failed to get the attention of the really cute guy. (also she knows they’re neighbours)

but. BUT AN OPPORTUJITY ARISES when she unlocks her door and one of her cats ZOOMS out and she’s like ??’!&:&:$ and with her fast reflexes manages to grab it before it disappears and she holds in her arms and quietly chides it for being naughty and HOSHINA. hoshina found dead in a ditch because Oh That’s So Cute. the stoic pet store employee who hisses out insults to narumi (understandably) has an endearing side.

“does that happen often. you reacted pretty quick.”

“it’s not the first time but i swear my cats are good.”

and hoshina raises an eyebrow and is like. Multiple? and DING DING DING MINA HAS FOUND A CHANCE. she goes do u wanna. see them. and hoshina IS ALSO GOIING YIPPIE here’s my chance so he’s like Ahem Yeah . Sure. (panicking) but asks if her cats are okay with dogs first or if he shld bring his dog in (who is By the way. being very excited about mina and has been wagging its tail trying to get her attention the entire time. the moment mina smiled at it. hoshina died)

and yes! her cats are in fact okay with dogs so they enter her apartment and mina stalls at the entranceway bc she can’t remember if she’s cleaned the place recently or not but it’s thankfully NOT in a mess. hoshina laughs at the sheer amount of cat related items in her place and is like u must rly like cats huh.

(which would also explain why she told off narumi in the pet store for being too impulsive “don’t adopt if you can’t even take care of it. idiot.”)

ALSO ALSO. pro athlete moment comes in when mina has to travel to do whatever sport i haven’t decided and she needs someone to pet sit (would ask kafka but kafka was like Hey u like that guy don’t u why not ask him and he’s Literally ur neighbour?) so . More shenanigans. and mina is like crazy abt her cats so she’s like can we please video call every other day i know it’s annoying but i have to see my cats. and hoshina is just swooning thats so cute (mina then realizes its a bad idea bc seeing her not crush eye candy with HER cats playing with them and looking adorable IS SO BAD FOR HER HEART) and heahZ oh my goodness. I love love.

ARGHHH also hoshina eventually finds out she’s a regular at the cafe he works at when his coworker (i’ll make it one of the platoon leaders) greets her with ashiro-chan! and hoshina has to try not to burn himself on the coffee machine.

(from then on he memorises her order and makes sure to be the one who makes it and oh my god he writes cute things on her cups and gives her bonus goodies) . dies

HOW DO I END THIS I WANNA WRITE IT. but i cant get them going out too suddenly either there needs to be build up. pet play dates. ohhh one of her cats falling sick and she doesn’t know what’s wrong and she’s so so worried and hoshina is there to comfort her…. SLEEPOVERS when hoshina’s something idk maybe his shower stops working or something idfk and he crashes at her place. oughhhhhh

WHEN MINA GOES FOR HER MORNING RUNS ON THE WEEKENDS HOSHINA STARTS JOINING HER WITH HIS DOG (dying)

WHAT IF THET WENT CAMPINGTOGETHER. god okay i need to like find an ending i guess they get together BUT HOWWWWW im always stuck at endings damn.

[ddejavvu]

Hi! I was thinking about sub Sirius Black x reader hybrid au (Sirius is a dog hybrid and reader is a human or maybe a cat hybrid)

Thank you!

YOU. HAVE. NO. IDEA. HOW. MUCH. I. LOVE. HYBRID. AUS. i was trying to wait for multiverse monday, i really was, but this was too good

no really!! quick little scream session here, because it's my all time favorite au, and i've written over 300K words for it over various fics!! i started writing hybrid aus back in 2017, and literally have been obsessed ever since!! the ones i'm most proud of are more recent, of course, as my writing gets better with time, but i've written all sorts of hybrid aus and i'm so happy to bring my hybrid agenda to tumblr! i've literally never seen a single soul write hybrid aus for the marauders, i've been looking high and low bc i'm so starved for content but no one writes them so i always decide to just do it myself :') i feel like it would be an obvious concept seeing as sirius is literally a dog. james is literally a deer. remus is literally a wolf. but nOPE literally no one does that shit and it's a fucking crime >:( the hybrid species i've written for before are dog, cat, snake, bat, bunny, fox, deer, wolf, armadillo (fit to a specific character as an obscure!hybrid au), coyote, tiger, bird, you name it, i've written it :D i would def share my AO3, but i have a feeling that like only one or two of you would be interested in the fandom, so i'm not gonna bother :') but like i guess if fandom doesn't matter to you, and you're just starved for hybrid content, lmk and i can share my stories!! they’re usually around 20K words or below :) I’m working on about 5146514 new ones but who fucking knows when those will come out LMFAO

also ig if you’ve never heard of hybrid aus before it’s basically a human that has some animal features, so like a dog hybrid often has ears/tail or shares similar traits to dogs. it’s not in any way bestiality, that’s way past my boundaries and i’d never write anything like that, it’s actually in the section of my navi about what i’m not willing to write. the hybrid character is still a consenting human, they always have the brain of a human or else the entire concept would go to shit. at most it’s like advanced pet play, where any added ears and tail are just real and functioning, but they’re always human besides those features. since sirius can already turn into a dog, like i mentioned before, he’s like a prime candidate for this au, this is basically just him if the ears and tail were permanent :) if you’re not into this, literally just don’t read it :) it’s very easy :)

anyways!! on to the blurb!! this post is 18+, minors dni.

okay but just think about dog hybrid sirius who waits all day for you to come home from work and he’s feeling extra needy and so he’s super sensitive and he’s smelling you literally everywhere like the couch? you sit there a bunch and he can smell you there, it’s driving him crazy so he sits on the patio instead. but the patio? all of the flowers out there contribute to your scent so it’s even worse. he heads into the kitchen but he catches some notes of vanilla or cinnamon or peaches or cherries or whatever the fuck food you smell like and he’s literally hunched over from how pained he is trying to hold himself together

he finally flees to the only room in the house that he hasn’t tried yet, but realizes that it’s the bedroom and that the bed is literally covered in your scent. he finally just gives up, face plants onto the bed and breathes it in

He’s achingly hard, his dick is literally straining in his sweatpants and he can feel his ears pressed down on his head from how painful it is and he’s whining and whimpering and writhing on the bed trying to be a good boy and not touch himself

he barely lasts ten seconds before he’s caving, and he curls under the covers so that literally all he can smell is you. he’s palming himself through his pants because he’s trying so hard to be good but it’s so hard and he’s so hard but he knows that you’ll be home soon and he just wants a reward for being so good

you’re actually a little late coming home from work and you’re already holding a meatlovers pizza as an apology and ready to brace yourself because sirius is such an excited puppy all the time and he usually jumps all over you when you get home but then you open the door and there’s no one there :(

you’re super worried bc !! your puppy is always there to greet you !! what happened !! so you call out for him and you hear him call your name from the back bedroom so you put all of your stuff down and go to greet him. you expect to see a big pillow fort or something, some elaborate scheme that he’s concocted that would have made it difficult for him to answer the door but you find him curled up on the bed instead

you realize quickly that his pained whimpers aren’t because he’s been injured or anything, but because he’s needy, and you carefully sit on the edge of the bed where he’s looking up at you pleadingly

he’s barely able to whine your name and haul himself over to you, but as soon as he’s in your lap he’s all over you, his head is buried in your neck and his hands are pawing at your waistband and you can feel his tears slowly dripping onto your skin

you decide to take some pity on him, clearly seeing that he was a good boy while you were gone and never really touched himself, bringing one hand up to rub his ears while the other guides his hips to rock against your own

he realizes what you’re doing and finally starts grinding against you, the entire time he’s whining and whimpering and crying about how much it hurts and how much he missed you and how much he needs you and it barely takes him any time at all to be shaking against you, teeth sinking shakily down into your neck as he tries stabilizing himself

you know it’ll leave one hell of a mark in the morning and you’re not looking forward to covering it up before work tomorrow but it feels so good so you just let him, and you continue rubbing his ears until he finally lets go, slumping all of his weight against you and screaming as he falls victim to his orgasm

he’s still whimpering and shaking and sniffling by the time he’s ridden it all out, though, and you just sit with him, cooing about how good he’s been, how he’s your good boy, how he’s your best boy and he lets a shaky smile slip over his face, eyes drooping as he lets himself snooze on your shoulder

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉��😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

[kri-babe]

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE 

Name: “S-Sam.”

Eye Color: “Uhm... g-green.”

Hair Style/Color: “Black.”

Height: “I-I’m... uh... just s-six o-one.”

Clothing Style: “I... I like hoodies and loose pants. U-usually some... light tee u-underneath.”

Best Physical Feature: “U-uhm... h-hey, Grey...?”

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE 

Your Fears: “Uh... shit... a b-bunch of s-stuff... failure, elevators, uhm...”

Your Guilty Pleasure: “Wh- uh... uhm... I-I don’t...”

Your Biggest Pet Peeve: “I-I... I don’t know... uhm... m... maybe when p-people refuse to h-hear me...?”

Your Ambition for the Future: “... Heh, I... I’m just trying to g-get by right now, but m-maybe... h-hopefully soon, I-I’d like to... s-support Grey a-as much as he does me,”

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS 

Your First Thoughts Waking Up: “Uh... hehe, p-probably that I’ve gotta go to the b-bathroom, heh,”

What You Think About the Most: “Heh... Grey, I guess. I’m just... a-always kinda worried about him, f-funnily enough...”

What You Think About Before Bed: “Uhhm... w-whether or not I’ve... eaten and had water,”

You Think Your Best Quality Is: “Uhm... I-I ... that I’m... nice...?”

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

Single or Group Dates: “P-prrrobably single... I-I... I can b-barely handle o-one with G-Grey, a... and I know him...”

To be Loved or Respected: “I - I -- b-both??” 

Beauty or Brains: “... uhm... I... don’t know... I’ve got b-both with Grey,”

Dogs or Cats: “Prrrobably cats... b-but dogs are good too,”

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU? 

Lie: “Y-yeah... s-sometimes... u... usually if I’m... w-worried about... something.”

Believe in Yourself: “N... s... I-I’m getting there.”

Believe in Love: “Yeah,”

Want Someone: “J-just Grey.”

LAYER SIX: EVER? 

Been on Stage: “Y-yes but... o-only backstage, thankfully,”

Done Drugs: “Uhm... y.. yeah.”

Changed Who You Were to Fit In: “I-I’ve tried but... i-it... never really works out very well.”

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES 

Favorite Color: “Uh... b-black?”

Favorite Food: “S-salmon.”

Favorite Game: “I don’t... think I h-have one,”

LAYER EIGHT: AGE 

Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: “Uhm... I-I think it’s... the... fourth of the f-fourth astral sun...? I...” 

How Old Will You Be: “N-nineteen,”

Age You Lost Your Virginity: “Wh- I-I --!”

Does Age Matter: “Y-yeah, k-kinda,”

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR A GIRL

Best personality: “Uhm... I-I don’t... I like Grey’s,”

Best Eye Color: “S-silver,”

Best Hair Color: “White.”

Best Thing To Do With A Partner: “I... really like w-when we lay down t-together... N-NOT THAT -- I- just r-regular... sleeping.”

LAYER TEN: FINISH THIS SENTENCE

I Love...: “Uhm... Grey.”

Whew... and last but not least... this loser... I think I’m starting to regret having 3 whole characters lmfao

[unproduciblesmackdown]

asksssss 31/32 no need for the gendering there, 56, 79, 97 !

hell yeah thank you!

31/32) 3 favorite names

knew my name was gonna be milo really quickly just b/c i’d been Liking the name so much for a long time by that point, i’d encountered it various times in various Media and gone “oh this rules” (not atlantis guy or milo & otis though if i’m introducing myself in person i do sometimes throw in “like the cat” as a small, preemptive sort of deflection. b/c cissery) and i was right that it rules. i never really had that sort of reaction towards any other name, which made it easy to choose, but makes the rest of this question difficult smh. oh no i’ve spent long enough pondering this that i just ought to leave it lmfao, from Experience it turns into [trying to Recall anything and failing and getting distracted and 59 min from now i’ll still have no answer] lol so now it’s just this 1 fun fact i guess

56) would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

idk why City isn’t an option here lol. i’ve never Really properly lived in a city but now knowing myself it’s like oh yep that’s the living situation for Me. Places To Go available at all times of day? that Many places to go? of many varieties? i always like to be able to go out and be somewhere around people even if i’m there “by myself.” i also like to be able to go places on foot / available transit vs driving, even though i Enjoy driving well enough. i can’t think of any features of non-cities that are That much of a plus to me, although i do like seeing stars & stuff. not like i’ve ever seen one of those like milky way No Light Pollution hundreds/thousands of stars skies & i’ve lived with it to this point, so

79) do you believe in ghosts?

i’m ghostnostic like well if something’s real it’s real and if it’s not it’s not and in the meantime it’s not personally relevant to me either way & i can easily engage w/an idea from the perspective of “accept the premise it is/could be real.” and when i encounter ppl irl / whom i know who are like “yeah i’ve had ghost times” i’m not about to internally be like “hehe oh you fool No You Haven’t,” like, well what do i know. like yeah sure Hallucinations are a way more common experience than ppl realize but a) that’s not all the Type of story ppl have & b) it’s always a bit rich when ppl are like “we’ve solved ghosts, it’s all low frequency vibrations. or they were invented alongside electricity” like, i’m hardly convinced you’ve Solved It there. and additionally as someone who was always fascinated w/ The Horror Genre i’ve just consumed many ghost-related stories & lore & anytime someone says they’ve got a ghost story i’m like, theatrically turning towards them crossing my legs chin in hand like Oh Really, tell me. i love to hear it like, inherent Drama. but then also like, on another note, i wish people would be a little more Thoughtful about engaging w/the concept of Maybe Ghosts b/c definitely things happened to people who were once alive & then died & when people do things like go to some Haunted Location to mess around it’s like, maybe let’s be considerate of that History behind it & the people who were once involved whether they’re really hanging around or not, you know what i mean. it varies but if the whole thing is centered around some outright Tragedy that happened to real people i think you’d wanna exercise some Taste & Discretion around the Idea of the people involved, one way or another. taking a hard segue here i would not join someone in messing around w/a ouija board, for further example, like damn what’s anything good that’s gonna happen. hardly committing to Real Or Not any more than “if someone was messing with one i’d dive right in, guaranteed” would be lol. i don’t want to talk to anyone. not my business.

97) dark, milk, or white chocolate?

milk, then dark, then if there’s white chocolate and no other options i Will eat it but it’s begrudging. smh

[hxssvns]

i’m HERE, i’m QUEER, and i’m FINALLY FINISHED WITH THAT PUZZLE so here’s an intro post!

[ OLIVIA HOLT / POLYTROPOS / THRASOS / MUSE 1 ] / [ PARKER HASSAN ] is a [ NINETEEN ] year old [ COMMUNICATIONS ] major. [ SHE ] is known for being [ INTREPID & DISARMING ] but [ BRASH & UNRELIABLE ]. when i think of them, i imagine [ GRASS-STAINED JEANS, OVERFILLED ICE CREAM CONES, & IMAC G3 COMPUTERS ]. and even though they’re a proud HU student now, we all have our roots. theirs run back to them being a [ OAK PARK ACADEMY (WILLIAMS WING) ] graduate.  i asked around and it turns out they [ ARE ] an AOP student. in their interview, they managed to woo the admissions team by [ STRIKING OUT TOP-NOTCH BATTERS WITH EITHER ARM ]. i guess that’s all there is to know! unless…

tw: minor mention of drug and alcohol abuse

BASIC INFO

full name: parker theresa hassan

birth date: april 13th

pronouns: she/her

hometown: hillsborough, north carolina

sexuality: pansexual

height: 5′1″ on a good day

eye color: brown

hair color: blonde

build: athletic

tattoos: the ny yankees emblem on the back of her neck

piercings: earlobes, won’t go any further because she would have to plug them during baseball season and it’s a pain in the ASS

style: comfort over style, function over fashion. unless she’s going out then as few clothes as possible while still being considered “decent”

favorite color: orange

favorite food: cupcakes

zodiac: aries sun, leo moon, sagittarius rising

mbti: estp

hogwarts house: gryffindor

enneagram: type 7 wing 8

temperament: sanguine-melancholic

alignment: chaotic neutral

RAMBLING MESS OF FACTS

so parker here is your typical middle child, with two older brothers and two younger sisters

and as a middle child she had to be louder than everyone, which came easy for her since she was the fussiest baby out of all five hassan children

(she could hold a scream longer than both of her older brothers combined)

but she was giggly as much as she was fussy, and the MOUTH ON THAT GIRL

(def called her brother a dick when she was mad at him at the age of two, because she heard someone else get mad at him and call him a dick)

so naturally being the loudmouth she is, her mother had hoped she’d follow in her footsteps and pursue cheerleading, since neither of her brothers had any interest

so ofc parker showed a talent for baseball instead lmao

her pops tom hassan was a minor league baseball player who was on his way to the majors when he suffered a career ending knee injury

so yes he lived vicariously through his little girl obvi

she started in tee-ball, which is y’know fine and dandy for a three year old girl to do, but it was a bit of an upset for their town’s traditional southern ways when she wanted to join little league

she still got her way though lmao and became the first girl in the town’s history to join little league, breaking down barriers for girls everywhere 🤪

fast forward to high school and she ended up joining the boy’s baseball team and was their star pitcher

that is until her sophomore year when things took a turn for the worst

her dad flew out to every single one of her games no matter what

until he didn’t

one day parker was one out away from the school’s first no-hitter and she looked up into the stands to find her dad and he wasn’t there

so she flubbed the pitch and there went her no-hitter

after the game she went home and found out her dad had left without saying goodbye

four years later she still hasn’t heard from him (tho if we’re being honest, if she took the rose colored glasses off she’d realize it was for the best bc her dad is not a good guy)

that summer was rough for her, and it was the first time she didn’t go home for break (she’s v close with her fam and misses them a lot but couldn’t handle not seeing her dad there)

she fell off the rails a bit during the fall semester, but her bff (wanted connection!!!) convinced her that she had to get it together for baseball season

out of spite, she couldn’t let him ruin that for her too

so now fall is when she lets loose, and then she’s sober as a judge when she’s in baseball mode

ok some fast facts!!

she’s a big ole cuddler

she keeps sneaking stray dogs into her room bc she loves dogs so much and wants to save them all

(stray cats she usually leaves alone bc they like being outside but she still loves them)

her best feature is her ass

she has a radio show through the school

she is the first person you’ll notice in a room

you either love her or hate her there’s no in between

she has five dogs and four cats at home, and they all miss her terribly when she’s gone (though they tolerate the rest of her family)

(imagine fitting NINE ANIMALS into your bed at one time bc that’s what it’s like when she’s home for breaks)

she can’t cook for shit and also can’t mix drinks so unless you’re making a drink for her, she’s drinking it straight (or just incredibly unbalanced lmfao)

uhhhh there’s some wc in /tagged/wc but i’m wine drunk and can’t think of any off the top of my head so if you wanna plot hit that heart!!!

[victeux]

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE.

name: “Rachel Kuchen.”

eye color: “Yellow.”

hair style/color: “Grey hair with some colored extensions. I don’t know the style, I suppose it’s a bob.”

height: “4′11″.”

clothing style: “I like black.”

best physical feature: “My.. nose?”

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE.

your fears: “Any body of water.. Needles. Guns.”

your guilty pleasure: “I don’t feel guilty about doing anything I like. I guess eating frosting out of the jar can count?”

your ambitions for the future: “I would like to move out of my apartment.. To a bigger, nicer apartment.”

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS.

your first thoughts waking up: “Where am I?”

what you think about most: “What I’ll be having for each meal. I have so many options, I need to think about it a lot.”

what you think about before bed: “If I have work in the morning.”

what you think your best quality is: “My determination to get things done.. As long as I want to.”

WHAT’S BETTER?

single or group dates: “I would think single.”

to be loved or respected: “Love is nice and long-lasting, I think.. Respect seems to vary day by day.”

beauty or brains: “Smarts are more important in the long run, aren’t they?”

dogs or cats: “I like both, but I would go with dogs.”

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU…

lie: “Of course. Not often, but yes.”

believe in yourself: “Yes.”

believe in love: “Absolutely.”

LAYER SIX: EVER BEEN…

been on stage: “Oh, no. I couldn’t do that.”

done drugs: “Not yet.. Desiree is trying to have me try, though.”

changed who you were to fit in: “I like to think I haven’t, but I probably have.”

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES.

favorite color: “Blue! I’m not sure which shade.”

favorite animal: “Lions. Big, fierce cats. They look cool.”

favorite movie: “The Notebook.”

favorite game: “I don’t play many games.”

LAYER EIGHT: AGE.

day your next birthday will be: “November 13th! Almost there.”

how old will you be: “I will be 25.” (Her age does not change on this blog lmfao)

age you lost your virginity: “I’ll have to answer that later, I think. When it happens. If it happens.”

does age matter: “Yes.”

LAYER NINE: IN A PERSON.

best personality: “Oh, I don’t know.. I don’t think about that much. I don’t like being judged, so maybe someone who’s not very judgmental?”

best eye color: “Hm.. Green.”

best hair color: “Darker. Black, dark brown.”

best thing to do with a partner: “.. I’m not sure, I haven’t had one yet. Maybe go out to eat?”

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE.

i love: “My friends.”

i feel: “A little tired. Maybe on edge. That’s normal, though.”

i hide: “My pet snails. My apartment doesn’t allow pets.”

i miss: “My dad.”

i wish: “I had some dessert.”

Tagged by: @thecircusfreaks​​

Tagging: whoever wants it, they’re fun to do 

[miresims]

Some of the pics of the family I’ve been playing for months now (with breaks here and there). The Ricci-Marin-Lodge-Baileys 

This family started with sisters Tanya and Daphne Ricci. I believe I grabbed Tanya off the gallery and just made her a teen sister. I think Tanya was in the stylist career and Daphne ended up being a scientist. Tanya liked neighbor Adam Koepp (sim made by me years ago based on a book character) and they ended up dating very shortly because... Adam got married overnight to an older woman, Lucy Jordan, who was actually Tanya and Daphne’s next door neighbor (mccc perks! lol actually i’m not sure why this happens to me since i have it so sims with love relationships with my own sims can’t get married randomly but oh well it made for a good story) so Tanya broke up with him and moved on. She eventually got together with Evan Marin (i got him and his two kids off the gallery, so if you made him, here you can see some of his descendents lol thank you he was a very great sim) who already had 2 kids, Khloe and Noah. He was in the business career. They had two more girls, Evie and Abigail. 

Daphne got married to Milo Jordan-you guessed it! Lucy Jordan, now Koepp’s son. Milo was a soccer star and also had a daughter with someone else before he got together with Daphne: Rosé, who eventually moved in with them after her mom passed away. Daphne and Milo had a son named Romeo. And that’s it for original gen. 

Oldest 2nd gen kid, Khloe, grew up and I moved her out because we needed space so I just let mccc do its thing and she got married to.... Adam Koepp. To say I was shocked was an understatement. Like I said Lucy was older than Adam so she passed and Adam was single again and Khloe wasted no time lol. Lucy and Adam had a daughter together, Maya (meaning she was Milo’s half-sister and Khloe’s step daughter). Khloe and Adam had a son, named Niel. I don’t know what their jobs were because I didn’t play with them. I think I moved Khloe to the city with her bestie and played with her there but I can’t remember what she did. 

Noah also grew up and married childhood friend Ara Willis-Nam (The Willis-Nams are a family I made years ago and I loved playing with them so I always add them to my new saves as townies). They had a kid named Xander. I played with them for a little while but I can’t remember what they did.. I think Noah might have been a soccer player? I have no idea. 

Rosé was a bit wild lol She wanted money to move out of Milo and Daphne’s house so she went after elderly Jay Huntington who had quite a bit of money and lived in this very nice apartment in the city. Jay’s son had just gotten married to Maya, Rosé’s aunt. So that’s how they met. and then Rosé got pregnant with Jay’s kid and she got to be part of the inheritance. Healthy baby boy Bradley Jordan was born and she moved out to a very nice house. She later got married to Leo Bailey (whose dad had 11 more kids with like 5 or 6 different women lmfaofjksjfkf). They had two more kids Isla and Benjamin. 

I can’t remember Evie and Abigail’s childhood so it must have not been that interesting. Evie got married to Adam Lodge (got him off the gallery, thank you) and she was a veterinarian. Her dad bought her a small clinic and she was very good at it. Evie and Adam (yes I only noticed their names after they had gotten married lol) had twins Faith and Henry. 

Romeo married his super hot best friend Derek Robins. The Robins are actually the Goths except with a surname I like better. So he was rich and hot. Good for you Romeo. Romeo was a writer and Derek was a body builder. 

Abigail moved to the city with her amazing girlfriend whose name I can’t remember and since they never got married I can’t see her in the family tree. Once they got older they moved in with Romeo and Derek. And they lived in as a very gay happy family. No kids for either couple. And that’s it for gen 2. 

Niel and Xander had their respective families generated by mccc. Niel married Jane Pryce and they had a daughter. Skye. Xander married Leah Something (can’t remember) and they had two kids: Andrea and Dean.

Faith married Xavier King. Faith was very very pretty as you can see. She has her grandpa Evan’s eyes. Xavier was a bar man and Faith was a musician? I think? I can’t remember. They had a son Ezra.

Henry got his high school girlfriend Meredith accidentally pregnant right after high school. Meredith didn’t want to be a mother and they eventually broke up. Henry had Indigo move in with him and his parents right after she was born. He eventually got married to Maddie Malone, who was a little bit younger than he was but they made it work. They had a kid together, Eliott. And that’s it for the relevant 3rd gen. 

And we get to the two current households I’m playing with these days: The Bradfords and the Baileys.

During their teenage years Indigo and Ezra, cousins, had a friend group with other teenagers, and they both had a crush on the same guy. Elio Bradford. Elio and Indigo were best friends but Ezra was the one Elio was dating secretly. Elio eventually came out and Indigo moved on. Indigo then got together with Benjamin Bailey, who was a part of their friend group and... who was also her great-grandmother’s sister’s step-daughter’s son. I honestly didn’t remember that part when I got them together. But oh well it’s not like they’re blood related or anything. Indigo paints and Benjamin keeps a garden and makes floral arrangements. They have a kid named Jack. 

Ezra and Elio got married and they have a daughter. Esther. Indigo was her surrogate mother. Elio and Ezra asked her a little while after she had Jack. That way Esther’s got some of Ezra’s genes since Indigo and Ezra are cousins. Elio has a extended family so I’m thinking of having Ezra and one of Elio’s sisters or cousins have a kid too. We’ll see lol. They def have the space. Ezra is a musician like his mom and Elio is a soccer player. Lots of athletes in this family.

Eliott is now a young adult and mccc got him married to a Lauren Thompson. She and her kid whose name I can’t remember right now live with his mom Maddie still in the Ricci-Marin house I played with from the beginning. But I’m not playing with them anymore. I’m not saying I won’t play with them again. Or with Skye who is married to Sebastian Kinnear (one of the descendents of the dude who had 12 kids too lmfao) and they have a daughter Sasha. Or maybe with Andrea and her husband whose name I can’t remember right now. or Dean and his wife. They’re all from my direct line tree so I could end up playing with either of them if I get bored of the two households I’m playing with now. 

Ezra, Elio, Esther, Indigo, Benjamin and Jack all celebrated together harvestfest together and had a very nice time. As for pets, they’ve all had pets from the beginning but they’ve all died. The Baileys have Nika right now, who is an elder jack russel terrier. Elio and Ezra had Mouse and Pato who were actually Xavier and Faith’s cats but they’ve both passed by now :( I’ll probably get them a pet the next time I play with them. 

Also, you can’t see Jack here but he also has Evan’s eyes. He’s 5th gen and he still has one of the founders’ features. Strong genes, I guess. I was hoping he’d be a red-head like his dad but he has dark brown hair like everyone else in the family. Esther does too. 

And that’s it for now. So yeah, this family has had a couple little messes and there... but nothing too bad. 

[rain-deer]

I choose both sets of questions!!!!!! >:D

*Shrug* doesn’t bother me amigo keeps me busy GODS: LifeZeus: What’s your name or nickname?•Destiny; DestHera: Where are you from?•AlabamaAthena: How old are you?•SeventeenHephaestus: When is your birthday?•August 30Aphrodite: What’s your relationship status?•Single Poseidon: What are your pronouns?•I am grillDionysus: Are you and extrovert or an introvert?•Heckin introvert Demeter: Do you have any pets?•Two kitties!! Patches and Marzipan Apollo: What kind of music are you into?•Uh really anything. I’m into some rap currently. Artemis: What do you first notice about new people?•FRECKLES or eyes. Hades: What’s a big fear of yours? •Abandonment, dying. Ares: What’s a big pet peeve of yours?•People who show too much public affection. Hestia: Where do you consider home? •When I’m with my friends CREATURES: LastsPegasus: Last movie you watched? •In theatres; I went on a double date with Dylan to watch IT. At home; Twilight Mermaid: Last tv show you finished?•RiverdaleCentaur: Last book you read?•Uhhhh The Shack Siren: Last song you listened to?•I’m Sorry by Joyner Lucas Gorgon: Last thing you ate?•Mashed Potato’s ugh I love them so much Cyclops: Last time you cried?•When Asher’s mom heckin texted me lmfao. Like two Sunday’s age. Minotaur: Last time you were truly happy?•Saturday was pretty amazing because we got all ones and best in classSphynx: Last text you sent?•Please I need it (okay context we’re talking about chocolate and coconut I neeD IT) Chimera: Last call you made?•Hmmmmmm. Eric or Dylan. Griffin: Last thing you did before going to sleep last night?•Told Allen goodddnighttttNymph: Last dream you remember?•Just a nightmare abt a wreck. Satyr: Last time you couldn’t stop laughing?•SATURDAY HEROES: ExperiencesHeracles: Have you ever had a dream come true? •Nah. Just deja vuTheseus: What is your worst regret?•So far? Not offing myself. Perseus: Have you ever been arrested? •NahhhhhCadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken?•Yep but then again who hasn’t. Achilles: Have you ever had to be hospitalized? •I guess yeah Actaeon: Tell about a memory you wish to forget.•Certain interactions with people Bellerophon: Have you ever passed out? •Too many times Agamemnon: What is an achievement you’re proud of?•Uh I don’t really know Oedipus: Have you ever been in love?•Of course my man Jason: Have you ever travelled abroad? Where?•Nah I’m poor Atlanta: Have you ever stood up for someone else?•I mean I do in band but that is like the only place I’m confident Hippolytus: Tell an experience you will never forget.•Hmhmhmhm. Thursday night. Very scary. MAGICAL ITEMS: Favorites Trident: Who are your favorite people?•Kristen, Franky, Allen and Jaden. I’m a lot closer to Allen and Jaden now, we all have a bond,,,Lightning Bolt: What are your top three favorite movies?•Hm. Sun Chariot: What is your favorite mythological creature?•I love elves and gryphons Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs?•1-800-273-8255 by Logic, Young, Dumb, and Broke by Khalid, Exception by Token. Caduceus: What is your favorite color?•Beige! Aegis: What is your favorite book or series? •AshfalllllllllScythe: What is your favorite tv show?•Stranger Things Or Riverdale Bident: What is your favorite way to spend free time?•Naps, readying, or art. Harpe: What are your top 3 favorite places?•The mountain, the band room, or the library Cornucopia: What is your favorite place to eat?•I like McDonalds when I have friends Winged Sandals: What is your favorite thing to do when you hangout with your friends?•Literally Just y’all and listen to music Golden Fleece: What is your favorite animal? •Cats or leopards PLACES: Goals and WishesOlympus: Describe your dream job.•Something where I’m happyTartarus: What’s a short term goal you hope to achieve? •Start turning all my work in for school ha Underworld: Describe your dream vacation.•With someone I love. Styx: How would you like your life to look like in 10 years?•Uh. Maybe married. Done with College. Happy. Athuna: If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be?•Canada! Sparta: Do you have a bucket list? If so, what’s on it?•Skydiving, and flying in a plane Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?•Healing powers or talk to animals. Ogygia: Describe your dream husband/wife/life partner?���hA. Just love me please. Troja: What is the craziest thing you wanna do before you die?•Skydive The Labyrinth: Have you ever died and came back to life as a vampire? •What the hell kinda question is this Delphi: Are you currently doing anything to pursue your dreams?•Applying to collegesssssAUTUMN ASKS lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?•Well. Kristen and I hated each other in sixth grade. Allen I hated. Jaden I hated lol. Dylan, I was intimidated by him and he thought I was weird. I was infatuated with Eric and he though I was just. Keith’s little sister lol. frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?•Don’t dwell on the past. maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?•Sculpting. harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?•Uh. Someone with really bad luck. fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?•Walk in. That’s about it. Really neat and tidy inside cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy? •I hated asparagusssssamber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.•I wouldn’t smash Pennywise,,,fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?•Okay so I learned I’ve got heckin great survival instincts. I take charge. I’d do okay honestly. jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?•Lady Gagaspice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?•M I N E orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.•Oh my goodness I was it to get actually coldddddcrow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?•SCIENCE bonfire - describe your dream house.•I want a small apartment with someone I love ha cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?•Nineties. cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?•I am graduating this year. I’m excited. cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?•My eyes or freckles. maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.•This guy complimented my necklace. I though he was complimenting my cleavage so I was very aghast. quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?•Coffee is usually cold. I get sick if it’s hot. pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?•Bad. We destroy everYTHING moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?•I’m messy lmfao flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? •Uhhhhhhh Yes. I’m awkward. cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?•Mermaid cut with platinum hair. ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?•Definitely but I’m better without them

[wyrmsandrocs]

a L l t h e a u t u m n a s k s

ero. also lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other? - oh my god okay so the first time i remember meeting @canipetyourdragon was at this park group where we meet up once a week just to chill at the park. there was a big like welcome wagon introduction circle, and she was wearing a light blue grumpy cat shirt. i remember thinking she was really pretty and had really great curly hair lmfao. i didnt really talk to her much until a year or two later. yo wyna what were your first impressions of me now im curious

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say? - Dont put up with toxic people, recognize your right to say no, and just breathe. It’ll all be okay.

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did? - i realllyyyyy wanna learn sleight of hand and im kind of working on it but not really. i really want to learn to pick locks, but havent gotten a pick set yet

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why? - nina zenik from six of crows. Shes the first character ive seen who is shown as both fat and beautiful. also shes bi and loves waffles and cake and sweets and honestly? big fuckin mood i love her. also Kaz Brekker from six of crows. hes a traumatized boy with ptsd and touch aversion and honestly relatable

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like? - oh my god okay so weather allowing so many coats and jackets i l o v e pretty coats with all my heart. a lot of flowy skirts/tops, both a lot of black and creepy/witchy clothes and cutesy pastel shit bc yes. lemme say again c o a t s i love coats sm im cryin

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy? - ooh idk maybe my moms prosciutto wrapped asparagus

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have. - its not okay to call shit kids do “cringey”

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario? - t e r r i b l y

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose? - honestly? none. I’m happy with who i am and dont really wanna look like anyone else, because then i wouldnt be me

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted? - yeah my exes house is p fucky like damn

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn. - id like to start seeing a therapist lmfao. nah i’d like to finish writing this novel

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for? - m a t h im good at it but its actually difficult for me where everything else is p easy and its so infuriating

bonfire - describe your dream house. - a big beautiful house with lots of room for pets and guests somewhere rainy and not too far from the city but not too close either. preferably shared with @canipetyourdragon

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where? - oooh idk man everywhen else was p sucky for women/afab people so idk probs still in the last hundred years

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school? - still in high school lmfao

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on? - my hair? i guess? idrk lmfao

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street. - oh my god um i live in a really small town and one time this lady said she wanted to interview me for the local paper i was like 5

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)? - i like herbal tea with s o o o much sugar and i like coffee reallyyyyy sweet too lmao

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad? - humans are inherently selfish

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly? - ish? its never a disaster but it’s defs not the neatest

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date?- never gone on a date lmfao

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have? - ooh rn i have like a little above shoulder length bleached blonde hair, and i really love it, but probs like this length and cut but dark dark green and black

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life? - yeah but she was really fuckin abusive sooo yeah

thanks sm for asking!

[ask-strawhat-nami-blog]

Question Meme

///Yo I was tagged by both @askmonsterpiece and @askhummingbirdhanako so I’m gonna answer a bunch of stuff rn I guess. 

Rules:

Post the rules

Answer questions by person that tagged you.

Write 11 questions of your own.

Tag 11 people

Gonna slap this shit under a readmore cuz it’s long. 

askmonsterpiece questions first!

Why did you pick your muse? Well, I’ve been a big fan of OP for nearly a decade and have always related to Nami? That, and she’s cute and my gay ass draws her all the time anyway so might as well have a reason to lmfao.

Do you cosplay? Yes, who? No, do you want to? I do! I’ve been doing casual cosplays for a few years now. I have cosplayed Luffy (well, fem!Luffy), Nami (Enies Lobby arc outfit, featuring @ask-captain-usopp as Sogekingu), aaand Mirai from Kyokai no Kanata. I think I’m probably forgetting one or two cosplays but whatever lmfao... on a slightly more embarrassing note for a few years I used to co-run and work at an annual Maid Cafe event at my college, which is coincidentally how I met @ask-captain-usopp.

Do you like writing as well? Gimme the deets I love to write! I actually minored in writing for my Bachelors. I have plans for a novel buuuut so far all I’ve really done is write short stories and fanfiction lmfao (No One Piece fics yet though.)

If you could swap art styles w/someone who would it be? Oh man, I’m so not used to digital art, it would be rad to swap with @unlucky-marine for a while tho--like pls show me how you draw on your phone, my life would be so much easier Q u Q 

Can you cook/bake? I love to cook and bake! I don’t bake as much as I used to, mostly cooking these past few years. My favorite thing to cook right now is this chicken bacon spinach alfredo recipe I found a few months back--hmu if you want the recipe it’s super easy.

When was the last time you gave yourself a compliment for all the great work you do? I’m the type to regularly give myself a pat on the back for getting stuff done, so yesterday after I did like 3 loads of laundry.  

Do you have any pets? Yes!!!! I have an old man cat named Maximus and a beta named Shouto. Maxy is a shorthair maine coon mix, and Shouto is a red and white fantail. If you ask me for pics I will send you 1 billion.

Would you ever eat chocolate dipped oreos? I’ve tried them before, they’re a bit too much for me haha. 

What’s the dumbest lie you’ve ever told? Uuuuuh in middle school I convinced a small child that was annoying me that I could see what he was doing because all girls had eyes in the back of their head--he believed me. I traumatized a grade schooler that day.

Are you the type to make a funny face back when your friend makes a funny face at you? I am the master at ugly faces. I often make them for no reason what so ever.   

Do you prefer your hair long or short? I like my hair long, but I have chronic migraines and the weight makes it worse--I’ve settled with mid length.

askHummingbirdHanako questions!

What Hogwarts house would you put yourself in? I think the last time I took the sorting hat quiz I went to Hufflepuff, which is fine with me tbh.

Favorite One Piece arc so far (including filler arcs!)? Thriller Bark is my fave!!!! I’m a sucker for anything Halloween themed.

If you could dye your hair any color, what would you choose? I’ve been wanting to go pastel pink for a while, I have a few wigs of that color and they’re super cute.

Fruits or vegetables? Fruit me up bby

Do you collect figurines? If so how many do you have? I do... they’re all OP and they’re mostly various figures of Nami. 

If you could choose to have ANY Devil Fruit power, what one would you want and why? I would love to have Kanjuro’s fruit power--being able to draw things to life would be hilarious and I’d get into so much trouble

Saddest One Piece death to you so far? I mean, nothing can compare to Ace but to be honest I was really concerned that Bon Clay was dead for a while which I simply could not handle.

What would your ideal vacation be? Where at and what would you do? I’d like to go to Iceland or Ireland and just chill out with some nice scenery tbh.

Favorite season of the year? FALL!!!!!!!

What do you think of Halloween? Are you excited for it? BOI. BOOOOOOI. 

A song that fits your mood right now. ahahahaha lately I’ve just been listening to this

SO--I’m tagging....

(not 11 people because I’m lazy)

@ask-captain-usopp @ask-offduty-borsalino @ask-marine-mitsu and @unlucky-marine

(if you’ve already done this and/or don’t feel like it don’t worry!)

1. How old were you when you really got into One Piece?

2. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

3. What’s your favorite smell?

4. Would you prefer to live in a rural area with lots of trees and few people, or an urban area with few trees and lots of people? 

5. Do you have any weird skills or talents? 

6. When you were a child what did you want to be when you grew up? 

7. Name one ridiculous feature your dream home would have.

8. What’s your favorite anime outside of One Piece?

9. Favorite Disney Movie and/or Miyazaki film?

10. Favorite One Piece outfit of all time? 

11. You’ve stumbled upon Franky’s magic money making machine, you now have infinite cash. What are the first 5 things you do?

[castroneves]

34 - 43

34. Your favorite song that's a cover of another songhurt - johnny cashfun fact: johnny cash makes me really uncomfortable bc his music was featured a lot in a really heart-wrenching criminal minds episode so that’s all i think of when i hear his music and also i went in one of his tour buses a few years ago35. A song that sends chills down your spineotherside - rhcp. will never fail to get me36. A song that best describes your current emotionsympathique - ben l’oncle soul 37. A song that helped you through a difficult time in your lifefam i have no sweet clue lmfao there was a period of time when i was in like 7th or 8th grade where i would lay in complete darkness in my room and listen to otherside at full volume on my little iPod shuffle but back then i didn’t know what that song meant so i can’t really say it helped me through anything lol idk fam but that song is fucking heavy38. A song that you think is underratedanything RHCP has done since 2011 tbh i’ll go with goodbye angels from their newest album. they got a new producer after being with the same one for like 25 years and a new guitarist so everyone hates their new sound but i think it’s incredible tbh and i love josh a lot39. Your favorite instrumental (no lyrics/singing) songsorry that this is becoming all RHCP lmfao but pretty little ditty is the only one coming to mind atm40. A song by a band from your hometowncloser - nine inch nails or, more importantly, shaddup you face - joe dolce41. A song from the year you were borni apologize in advance for getting this stuck in everyone’s head but i’m pretty sure the absolute jammer that is mmmbop by hanson came out in 199742. Your favorite "old" song (pre-90s)if you want to sing out - cat stevensharold & maude is one of my favorite movies and has probably one of the best soundtracks, and cat stevens reminds me of bob ross for some reason43. A song that makes you laughi don’t know lmfao. mambo #5 i guess.

[sirsharp-a]

about the muse;

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬

FULL NAME. Edgar Romero Strahv NICKNAME.  Eddie, Ed, Smiles, Jaws, ‘’Psycho’‘  ( by a lot of ignorant townsfolk, rip ). GENDER. Male. HEIGHT. 9’10 in general, 7′0 with transformative magic. AGE.  Millions of years old;  lost track of time. ZODIAC.  Scorpio. SPOKEN LANGUAGES.  English, Hural, Lye Phonetics, Latin, Polish  ( it’s similar to Hural so he found it easy to learn! ) some French and Spanish.

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬

HAIR COLOR.  Crimson.  An actual redhead, lmao. EYE COLOR.  Dual-toned;  black as the outer colour, blood-red as the inner. SKIN TONE.  Dark brown. BODY TYPE.  Ectomorphic, purely for how tall he is.  He is actually decently built now. VOICE. VERY low, vaguely “British-sounding” in terms of pronunciation. DOMINANT HAND.  He’s ambidextrous!  Defaults to whichever hand makes the most sense. POSTURE.  Straight.  Slouching when he’s that tall gives him killer back-ache, dawg. SCARS.  His torso’s covered in them;  old self-harm wounds that he carried into the next life. TATTOOS. N/A. BIRTHMARKS.  I suppose his face/body markings count in his present life?  Two lines spanning from either side of his nose, sloping down his jaw and down his neck, and one connecting the bottom of his nose to his mouth, sort of like a cat.  Two little dots on either side of the bridge of his nose.  Two lines beneath his cheeks, somewhat mimicking blush, and darkened eyelids.

MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). His stupid height, his sharp teeth, his Iconic sense of dress.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝

PLACE OF BIRTH:  Huron. SIBLINGS:  None.  He probably would’ve had them had his father not died, but he did so welp. PARENTS.  N/A in his current life.  He does literally have a mother in that she ‘laid’ his designated egg, but given both his nature as a hybrid and the way that lyes behave, not holding onto their children etc, parents are not relevant to him, or any lye for that matter.

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

I’ll answer them for his current life as that is what is relevant to this blog!

OCCUPATION:  Bartender, businessman/owner, covert vigilante  ( predator hunter ). CURRENT RESIDENCE:  Both Huron and Earth;  he passes freely between them and has either a house or an apartment to his name in both. CLOSE FRIENDS.  Alejandro Murphy  ( Murr ), Ivan Mox. RELATIONSHIP STATUS.  Taken by Grace Adler. FINANCIAL STATUS.  Millionaire. DRIVER’S LICENSE: Yes, hilariously enough. CRIMINAL RECORD:  No, even more hilariously enough.  Still, you think he’s stupid enough to get caught?  Lmao, please study Edgar more closely. VICES.  Violence, whiskey,

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.  Bisexual, with a HEAVY  leaning towards women. PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE:  Absent, lmfao. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE: Dominant. LIBIDO:  Extremely high. TURN ON’S:  For SFW traits: Confidence, intelligence, good hygiene, good conversation skills, a decent sense of humour, class.  For NSFW traits:  A dirty mouth, subordination, pleading eyes.  A Nice Ass helps too. TURN OFF’S:  Arrogance, stupidity, self-pity.  Childishness to an extreme degree;  he obviously isn’t attracted to children, hence an extreme display of it makes him unable to sexualise you.  It’s a good tactic if you want him to view you platonically and nothing more, but it cannot be undone. IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.  Frequent communication, really blunt and to-the-point.  He doesn’t like to beat around the bush, just tell him your problem if he did something to upset you;  he also requires some patience.  He’s incredibly smart, but because he’s a clinical psychopath, emotions are difficult for him to grasp.  They’re not completely out of his realm--  he has them, and in most scenarios he can choose whether to adhere to them/feel them or not--  but some things just aren’t immediately obvious to him.

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CHARACTER’S THEME SONG.  GOD,  I could give you an entire list but a few standouts are The Man by The Killers, I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sisters, Call Me Devil by Friends in Tokyo, Bad by Royal Deluxe, Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez, This Is Love by Air Traffic Controller  ( if you take it out of the literal context of an abusive relationship of course ), Ready to Die by Andrew W.K and Killer by The Hoosiers HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.  Reading, writing, origami, gardening and cooking, travelling and hiking, education. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED:  Left. PHOBIAS:  He genuinely doesn’t have any;  he’s afraid of nothing irrationally.  Any caution he exercises is because it poses some threat, or he has something to lose.  I’d say the one thing he’s terrified of--  though I wouldn’t consider it a phobia because it’s both rational and relevant to his character--  is losing his family again. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL: Healthy.  He has confidence for days but it’s within the realm of reasonability. VULNERABILITIES:  Existentialism, his budding romance and family  ( though I’d argue that they’re more a strength than a weakness tbh  -  I’m tired of the ‘you’ve gone soft/yeah i guess’ trope personally, he’ll throttle you to death and then kiss his wife Gently y’know, he can do Both )